/brit/

me in the op

Bizarre

Missing edition sub edition

would you suck my tits lol?

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discuss lads

Even culombians are able to do /Brit/ threads

>>66515277
I pray........ for a thread....... WITH colombians....

>>66515226
el Colombi

just watched the new Walking Dead lads

all i can say is HOLY FUCK

ANO

>>66515319
ano

>>66515319
>Chicago
Why do you eat lasagna and pretend that it's Pizza?

>>66515457
ayy the 'go 'za

>>66515457
We don't, it's a tourist thing. It's alright, but I much prefer NY Style myself. In any case I believe a Polish Sausage with Mustard and Onions is a far better sample of Chicagoan cuisine.

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What's his name, lads?

>>66515499
lisicki

>>66515499
Benedict Cumberbatch

>>66515319
anus

>>66515276
I thought brits were white...

>>66515499
kev

>>66515499
Kevin Boyle

>>66515555
only bulgarians are white lad

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Alri

>>66515645
She's a rorke and this shirt is ironic

She knows god is an Englishman

>>66515645
>I was hit with a massive wave of depression and anxiety and self-hatred, where the feelings were so painful that I would slam my head against a tree to try to knock myself out.


Haha what a loon

>>66515507
>BenderDickt Cuminhersnatch
Ftfy

>>66515674
wait, is that you

The first British witch was a Scot.

Now they seek to shatter the union with their modern witch devilry.

BURN THE SCOTS.

>>66515457
it tastes really good. I don't give a shit if it's real pizza or not, Barraco's deep dish is the best thing I have ever eaten in my entire life. regular thin crust pizza isnt even close

>>66515843
CULOmbians don't know about good food

Best of British grannies part 12

>>66515874
They do know about drugs LOL

fucking granny wanker loves his fucking grannies

The Roman god I most relate to? I'd have to go with either Mars or Pluto

not a fan of being alive lads

>>66516038
Do you ever wish you were just a fucking machine

>>66516038
post fuck machines

Somewhat conflict about whether I want to have sex desu

>le post fucking machines xDDDD
even here normies with trite sense of humor trying to fit in bother me

>>66516085
post fucking machines

(((((>>66516085)))))

>>66516085
post them

>>66516085
post fucking machines

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>>66516085
Stop bitching and just fucking post them.

>>66516189
>gif
fuck off

keep the (you)s flowing fucking runts
that will surely make me post something i dont even have

>>66516208
Stop being coy and post them.

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>>66516208
>He's not even the good jew

>>66516085
post the fucking machines

((((keep the (you)s flowing fucking runts
that will surely make me post something i dont even have))))

>>66516122
>>66516331
kek

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> OI VEY GOYIM SHUT UP ABOUT THE FUCKING MACHINES YOU DIRTY NAZIS

morning lads

>An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
Utterly meaningless runt saying

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>>66516433
It's 4pm in the afternoon you sodding wank

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Could really go for a watch of a fucking machine webm about now.

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someone fucking kill me already

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*queefs*

>>66515499
what's the story behind this picture?

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>>66516433
it's 2am at night you fucking asshole

don't get why y*nks post here

>>66516447
>>66516483
>not being able to tell the time
it's 7 in the morning you fucking savages. time to get ready for work.

>>66516509
just to bother you honestly

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Just want a nice bf but nobody likes me

>>66516460
Go up to an abo and accuse them of nicking your socks or something.

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> have like 5 /int/ threads open
> trying to reply in all of them
> that fucking minute timer

ah yes excuse me while i spend the next five fucking minutes trying to reply

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>>66516460
hmmmmmmmm

>>66516525
Try a Frenchie they're generally unlikable too.

>>66516539
It's less if you have a pass

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>>66516555
> less
> you still have to wait for a timer anyway

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING SKYPES

>>66516546
That would be perfect

>>66516517
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>66516545
fuckin kek

>>66516555
boom

*walks into thread*

would just like to know you lads that i am NOT a kissless virgin

*walks out*

hardly have the energy for a wank

Thought I heard a virgin, guess it was nothing.

Always make a point to be as difficult and unpleasant to retail workers in shops

Makes me feel like a big man knowing I'm just making their day even more miserable than already is

>>66516633
your mum doesnt count lad

>>66516445
Not even true either. "Eye for an eye" is a saying that means "get even." If I rip your left eye out, then you rip my left eye out, we're even. Neither of us would be blind.

*walks back into thread and yells back at that runt*

more like ur mum hahahaha

>>66516472
more of her

Who /fab guys/ here?

What's the goss?

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WILL FUCKING POUND THE SODDING BENDER WHO REPLIES TO THIS POST FIRST

>>66516843
>>66516797
>>66516587
>>66516555
>>66516529
>>66516525
>>66516517
>>66516433
>>66516220
>>66516183
>>66516153
>>66515679
>>66515583
>>66515240
samefag

>>66516865
kinky

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>>66516865
Please, not again dad

>>66516865
Morning :--)

On a bus to college lads,

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>>66516872
HAYAH

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watching some mick lad on the bus lads, looks like a fucking drunken potato nigger

having a wank

>>66516911
Say Hi to my cousin Mick

Browsing 8ch for the latest news

need by ballbag doing in

think it may be all over lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37745386

Those poor innocent refugees, setting fires and attacking the police. We should let them all in

Thought I'd have a quick little poo before work. Clear everything out for the day ahead
It's an absolute fucking stonker of a shit. Hot messy diabolical stuff and stinks like hell. I'm glad I'm getting it out at home instead of later on at work but I've been here for like 20 minutes and I'm going to be late for the train to work

fucking poo wanker loves his fucking poos

>>66517005
how do lefties even justify wanting to bring them here?

They aren't refugees at this point, they're just people in France that would prefer England.

NEED my ballbag crushed lads

>boss isn't in today

wew my laddos, going to listen to music all day.

>mummy isn't in today

wew my laddos, going to listen to music all day.

NEET masterrace here

>penis inspector isn't in today

wew my laddos, going to listen to music all day

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Why yes, excellent idea.

It's not like anybody has tried this before, or anything.

was going to head in to uni but I decided to spend the day at home and pulverise my sack using my new prybar

>wife's son isn't in today

wew my laddos, going to listen to music all day.

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>>66516895

>>66517117
Bet she voted UKIP, bloody nazi

>ballbag suporvisor isn't in today

wew my laddos, going to bust my bollocks all day

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>Ayo white boi, get over here and suck dese tittays
what do?

>>66517174
Do exactly that

>>66517174
don't be a rude twat, it's a just little titty suck mate

>>66517174
Mom???

waiting for my 142 lads

its 5 to 8 and I'm making croissants

welcome to blogpost radio 88 to 91fm

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just got this roll press lads

can't wait to crush my goolies paper thin

rock hard just thinking about it

you better believe you're on my shit list now sunshine

>>66517253
could have just said 7:55

>>66517253
It's 3 to 12 and I'm lying in bed wishing I was asleep

https://youtu.be/G9fMy4lLIEc
Choon

It's an hour and 2 to 3 and I'm eating an apple

>>66517263
make sure you use a sticky substance so that your jewels get good traction on the press. you don't want any little part of your bollocks slipping out under the pressure and remaining uncrushed

It's almost 8 and I'm in the Gregg's getting some scran

morning lads

>>66517263
business idea: can your nut paste and sell it as pate

alri

It is now 0:00 and I'm craving KFC

business idea

canning my runt's nut paste and selling it to other runts

>>66517298
yeah that's what I'm worried about x

>>66517315
was I talking to you, cunt

business idea: canned runts

>>66517342
*cans you*

just did one of those vomity belches, you know the ones where vomit comes up your throat and you can feel and taste it

>>66517338
yea you were

its three minutes past eight and I just finished my croissants

going to make another two as I'm still peckish

will slice these BEFORE I put them in the oven

thank you for listening to blogpost radio up next we have come on eileen

>>66515226

is this guy our friend?

>>66517388
he's /our guy/

>>66517388
I hope so. I wouldn't want to make him my enemy, I heard he's a pretty big guy.

*jizzes on your croissants*

Not thrilled about going to work

>>66517423
>twf have a meeting with my boss today to discuss my direction with the company

I'm scared.

*walks into thread*

hmmm oh the yanks?


can't say i'm a fan, to be honest...
Hmm, not a fan indeed, yes

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>>66517447
*shows you a mirror*
*you see this as your reflection*

>four croissants for breakfast

fat cunt

>>66517467
*drops to my knees*
no

NO

it can't be TRUE
*throws my hands up in the air*

I AM A FAN OF THE YAAAAAAAANKKKSS ARGGGHGHH

going to work bye

rate my birthday

17th November

So-called "hard" Brexit

At work lads, im not supposed to be in my phone hehe

goolies haha

just put my chin on my knee and started rubbing my goatee against my kneecap

gave me a boner

Just saw one of my employees on his phone at work.

Been waiting for an excuse to get rid of this useless runt.

If he thinks he's getting a good reference he is VERY much mistaken.

>>66517515
>goatee
facial fedora

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MORNIN' GEORGE

*answers the phone using the kev soundboard*

@66517544

Worst gimmick going ngl

Katana's are actually real cool Desu

had to take the day off work lads, proper ill here

also the girl here is unreal https://youtu.be/8GtVUkyzvhU?t=56

feel like a bit of an arse for what i did on saturday

>>66517574
tell us what happened lad x

>>66517549
Thailad's done it pal, fuck off

*doesn't ask what he did on Saturday*

>>66517582
called someone a racist in greggs

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the new world was a mistake

>>66517582
went into town with my mate who was pissed out of his mind, i was only moderately drunk but he was smashed talking gibberish but just kept buying drinks, in a pub i went to the toilet and when i returned i couldnt find him so i just fucked off and abandoned him. was a cunt move desu

>>66517637
could use a lad to get absolutely SHITFACED with tbqh

the girl I've been fucking is bi and I asked her to show me her ex gf's
legit 9s and 10s, actual models etc.
what the fuck is she doing with me

>>66517648
rebounding?

acupuncture seems like a bit of a pseudo science to me lads idk

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>>66517648
killing time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco

>>66517637
Cunt

>>66517672
>>66517674
don't really care as long as I get to keep spoofing in her

what if you turned the south into a northern powerhouse too

>>66517710
good on ye

>>66517756
All would tremble under it's might

>>66517710
spoofing? that sounds like a bent version of spaffing haha

>>66517779
*spoofs on you*
who's the bender now mate

>Please detail why you have chosen this company over other companies in 250 words or less.
what a runty question

>>66517637
Shit lad.

just got home from work. in jocks drinking peppermint tea now. time to post something on here

>>66517804
*checks bendo-metre*

it says it's still you mate

>>66517805
HR have just ruined company applications. the bigger the HR, the bigger the runt status

Cor blimey, absolutely love a nice crisp towel lads.

I'm talking crisp to the point of being abrasive.

If you EVER hand me a soft towel you'll get a slap round the face.

>>66517805
The girl at the uni job fair was fit, not like <rival> who sent a reet munter

What a bunch of boring repetitive miserable cunts you lot are

>>66517825
yeah, even companies where you would expect everyone to know why you've chosen them (JP Morgan, Rolls Royce, Shell,.. etc) have this stupid question

*gives you the finger*

*swivels on it*

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>>66517838
the accenture rep was proper fit

really enjoyed her giving details information about her role at the company

she was wearing a dress like this

>>66515276
Those a spanish women.

Daily reminder that the hottest women in UK are the ones of Pakistani/Desi heritage.

>>66517845
extremely high up companies have them simply to introduce another aspect that they can cull people. my issue's more when the company is some mid tier competitor that thinks its status as such requires that sort of question like they are so well known people are begging to work there. same with universities. "why do you want to study here" in applications is the most runt tier thing i've ever heard given i'm paying the cunts

Cummy in my tummy

>>66517893
yeah that makes sense

the company I'm applying to right now is one I've never even heard and they still want to know I picked them over other companies

Mummy is having sex with her new bf, she is moaning loud as fuck and I can hear the headboard banging off the wall and she knows I'm laid here in the other room.

Why does she do this to me? She could wait till I'm out the house. ;_;

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>>66517689
>>66517813
i know, i know

>>66517937
She wants you to move out or she wants your D

Choose

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>>66517937

>She stopped replying last night

Should I double text or just leave IT?

>>66517926
yeah clearly some stupid tactic their HR departments learned in their degrees. you can't even say anything worth reading in 250 words haha such a stupid concept. I get essays and that sort of thing but 250 words is useless.

>>66517984
LEAVE
IT

Is Britain Communism?

Also, is Communism where you get taxed like fuck to feed muslims?

Mummy and her new bf finished having sex.

She shouted after finishing, "Son, put the kettle on!" and they both laughed. Wtf?

>>66518045
mate you need to move out asap

>>66518045
Her bf get off on knowing you're listening.

Your mum is letting him cuck you by proxy lmao

>>66518045
shreking

*yawns and stretches his arm out, putting an arm around your shoulder*

>>66518045
Grim. Just imagine.

who /cric/ here

>>66518098
*grabs hand and pulls it towards my bollocks*

Need to find a new barber lads. After I paid for a new cut the barber pulled me aside and said a women accused me of staring at her little kids

>>66518144
*punches your bollocks*

mmm

poing a doo lads

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>66518222
take those trips and fuck off

Getting my daily dose of The Young Turks lads

Getting my daily dose of BBC breakfast lads

Women are really dumb honestly
I'm better off alone but also not
stupid yank women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd4ygI0GHV8

me

>A light aircraft believed to be carrying EU border officials has crashed at #Malta airport killing at least five people

ALLAHUACKBAR

Unironically want to be neet again.

I love having money to spend but FUCK I don't want to get up for shit work again tomorrow morning. Honestly want to blow my fucking brains out watching every second of those clocks ticking by, just wanting to crawl back in bed and rest more.

>>66518334
superlative post

>>66518361

get a job you like you absolute rasheed

>don't rape anyone
>still the bad guy

Ched doesn't deserve this anymore than she does

>>66518388

How am I to do that without experience or qualifications?

Sure I'm trying to get there but I've still got a minimum of 2 years of absolutely shit tier work before I get into something moderately acceptable, let alone enjoyable.

half way through kissing arse on the job application form

going to top it off with a suck of the balls so they really know what kind of bitch they're dealing with

>>66518427
Good lad

I've found that a solid rim job really seals the deal

>>66518421

switch fields you mong

am i talking to a 2 year old?

>>66518456

Ah yes

Switch fields and be back at square one with absolutely 0 relevant knowledge and experience. Superb plan

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>recently got contacts from the Opticians
>can't even put them in
I can get them on my eyeball, I can see through them, my vision clears up like it's supposed to, but then the second I blink they just fall out.

fucking fantastic

>>66518517

Ah yes

spend the next 50-60 years in a field so awful you'd rather become a NEET leech

the frogs are clearing the camp in calais lads

>>66518542

It won't be in the future, but right now I'm just working minimum wage temp jobs while I self study and pay to take exams to get qualified.

>>66518529
it takes a few days to get used to them

>>66518575
Excellent the scrounging bastards will all have to live in frogland now

>>66518098
*texts friend "omg this creep! ring me and make up an excuse to get me out of here!! SOS"*

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>make cheese toastie
>only have brown bread
>it's slightly off

Getting kicked out today

Bit cold out
Australian weather

>>66518421
in 2 years you're still going to be here (probably) would you rather be in the same situation or in a situation where you can get a "moderately acceptable, let alone enjoyable" job

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>>66518638
>mfw I spent 2 weeks in Ireland and England and the only thing i ate the entire time was ham & cheese toasties

>>66518664
shame you didn't choke on it you fat american runt

1 of the 4 girls I messaged late last night has replied

do you think she wants it?

>>66518646
been there lad

best you move out and get your own place asap

>>66518655

See >>66518578

Qualifications are the only way to get anything better

haha, alright lads!

>>66518580
I can't even get them to stay on my fucking eyeball, there's nothing to get used to

>>66518683
stop whinging then

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>>66518675
if only

>>66518675
this

>>66518593
well the UK is taking in a tiny amount of refugee children under the Dubs amendment

but overall the majority are being moved elsewhere in france for processing

Imagine the kind of runt that would actually set foot on Ireland

playing the gallipoli campaign on bf1 hahaha up the lads

the state of these tinder slags

washed up social detritus

would healthcare be cheaper if it was completely privatised?

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>>66518752
>social detritus

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>>66518725
>processing

sounds evil

>>66518773
just means they get stuck in a camp somewhere while the french find a reason to send them home

>>66518763
yes

>>66518763
Don't be a mug lad, look at America where a 1 hour visit costs a couple thousand dollars. Once it's privatised, health care providers collude with insurers and jack the price of everything up to the point where you have to have insurance just to be able to set foot in a hospital.

>>66518763
Yes because competition would drive costs down

It's when you have a Frankenstein of public and private like we do that it gets expensive

find it absolutely hilarious that I can claim Irish citizenship because my nan once sat next to an irish person on the bus

as IF I would ever lower myself to doing that

Angry

>>66518751
Wahey ha ha don't die

>>66518622
> responding to a 30 minute message
FONT

WOI OIIIIIIIII

Irelands nicer than England desu

>>66518823
yea shame about the "irish" part hahaha

>>66518789
this is only because our healthcare industry isn't controlled by the free market. an ibuprofen costs fucking $80. big pharma has royally fucked it up, and it's people like hillary who let this happen

>>66518752
Well suited to you then you bell

>>66518763
>going bankrupt over a broken toe

>>66518751
not going to play it because i refuse to use origin or buy a console haha x

someone fucking reply to me

>>66518842
I know this is fake, but I was still rustled

66518857

66518857

>>66518860
it's real kek

>66518857
mmm

>>66518842
>suggested

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>>66518860
>I know this is fake

mate...

>>66518844
mate you're fucking irish lmao literally the detritus of the UK

>>66518868
>>66518873
>>66518882
yeah really fucking funny

cunts

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>even though he was 5'7

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>mate you're fucking irish lmao literally the detritus of the UK

thanks you too

>>66518892
>>66518878
>It's hard for me because it's my living, but the more I thought about it, the more I thought 'No, that's the right decision, it has to be like that'

Fuck off, post a link because there's no way anyone said that

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>Belching smoke through the Channel, Russian aircraft carrier so unreliable it sails with its own breakdown tug

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why is there no one in the family queue?

Jaws a bit sore lads

get in

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3865366/The-Lynx-effect-really-does-work-Spraying-deodorant-attractive-men-make-appealing.html

>>66518919
google the headline you fucking wasteman

>>66518912
I feel short at 5'11" I can't imagine what 5'7" would be like

>>66518921
They were a priority so most have already been given asylum already, along with unaccompanied kids.

Double text or what senpai

We were having a really nice conversation last night and she just went dark around 1am.


I'm really interested in this girl and I see her every Tuesday most weeks.

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>>>/v/355718882
>>>/v/355718952

>>66518920
That's what happens when a ship gets zero maintenance from 1995 to 2008

Someone the concept of maintaining things so they stay in working order escapes the Russian mind

>want to make a fried egg sambo
>pan is full of onions from yesterday

might just make it anyway fuck cleaning it

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66518910

>>66518962
samefag

>>66518946
You're meant to call them all ""rapefugees" mate, you've just ruined it now

>>66518967
state of your life

>>66518942
same here only im 6'3

>>66518967
adds to the flavour dunnit

>asking girl advice on 4chan

Fucking hell I'm a runt lads

>>66518987
Wow, I am 6"4 can't imagine what any smaller is like

>>66518997
don't double text you fucking cringe master

what do you think, she didn't see your text or something? mong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir3lSSFdG9s

why are pakis so fucking obnoxious about their shite religion

having some rent boy belt out ALLAHU ACKBAR whilst you sniff the farts out of the lad in front of you

disgrace

Ydw, dw i eisiau oen :^)

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>>66518987
Yea potatoes must help a lot in your growth you fucking mick monkey

>>66519019
need them out of business sunshine

>>66519017
Alright you clown I get th message

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>tfw when a girl double texts you

nu
>>66519068
>>66519068
>>66519068

>tfw when
>that feel when when
the state of this runt

>>66517174
Well then.

>>66518842
This makes me angry