How Do I Act Around Danes?

>>66514966
First and foremost, gain her father's blessing with a dowery. This is the Old World, you still need to pay 6 gold schillings to marry a man's daughter.

Remember that you are a foreigner. When you drink their wine, break their bread, sing a hymn with them: you are a guest and a foreigner.

You are an American, and this means a lot to Europeans. You have a lot to live up to. Americans in Europe are all rich. They assume you're CEO of Coca Cola and drive an expensive car.

Lat but not least, do not show them your feet. This is a sign of disrespect in European culture. It is the most offensive thing you can do, and may enter you into a blood feud.

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>>66515113
>tfw she keeps making fun of me for calling Coca Cola "God's Liquor" and Pepsi "Communist Puke"
Other than that, I took note. No feet, sing hymns, and pay 6 schillings for dowry. Thanks, Candia.

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>>66515156
Anything for a brother, brother.

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>>66514966
The Danes are insufferably smug, particularly the ones from Jutland. This is not due to ill will on their part, nor to ignorance, it is just a natural part of their inherent personalities.

Your job is to reflect the same smugness without offering any justification. (That would intimidate them since they would then have to respond in kind). Just act superior without saying anything, nod your head and wink knowingly, and above all never say anything pleasant about the Swedes.

Do not be hesitant when her father asks you to lay with the family pig, this is custom in Denmark and incredibly rude to refuse.

>>66515428
In 1764, the Danes and their king marched into Stockholm and killed 1/3 of the cities population in what was known as the "Stockholders bloodbath". They did this for no reason in particular.

This is the regard the average Dane holds for Swedes and their kind. Homicidal apathy.

Stockholm still hasn't recovered.

acquire autism desu

>>66515478

lol

>>66514966
Try to say a few words to him in there weird language

>>66514966
As the Canadian mentions >>66515113
you will have to pay a Schmükkel-geld of 6 gold shilling's. And in general give people the impression that you are a CEO of some large American consumer product firm.
The feet thing isn't really a big deal now in the 21th century, as long as you don't reveal your heel.

A Danish man with any form of landed wealth is also expected to keep atleast three kinds of flödegröt at his property. Each type for their own designated occation. (Birth ceremonies, 7th of January, and funerals)

Also this >>66515508

>>66515792
>Also this >>66515508
I meant to refer to this >>66515478

Grab them by the pussy if you know what I mean.

>>66515667
I do. I go "Du er ikke en hund. Jeg har du, mine kvinde."
Honestly, I can't believe Dutch gets this much hate after I started learning this shitfest.