Canadian Dominatrix edition
America is disgusting
>>66514245
1st for canada
>tfw no asian dominatrix to spank me
>>66514245
hi lads
>>66514245
I wish I could still get a boner from stuff like this.
Because if I could, I'd have a boner right now.
I love you, Canada.
No homo.
>>66514212
I wouldn't mind drinking with people, I just want to socialize. But I doubt I'd get that far with people.
>>66514189
Any better ideas?
..not a repost
>>66514269
shut up leaf
femdom is gayer than homosexual intercourse
>>66514273
Good bud, nothing worse than scumbags who only vote for president.
donde esta mexico en ese picture :(
>>66514304
muscular woman porn is far gayer than trap porn
>>66514304
>sexing women is gay
*tips fedora*
>>66514321
moy beena mesa bad hombre
>femdom is gayer than homosexual intercourse
>>66514324
good post
>>66514332
t. pseudo-homosexual
>>66514296
Make me. Oh wait you tried in 1812 and we burned your capital to the ground. What a shame :(
>>66514354
traps arent gay lad
>>66514345
>being dominated by a w*man
Might as well go full cuck already
>>66514304
i agree
>>66514354
I am not gay
>traps arent gay
>>66514358
>a leaf
>>66514358
Is that what they teach you?
>>66514358
Nigga your country got created in the 1980s lmao
>tfw horny but bf doesn't wanna bang
>>66514360
you are correct and this has been scientifically proven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMoEs7eQeZE
>>66514389
please dont deface my OC anon
Death to ameripigs
>>66514381
funny image but they're not
>>66514385
>a fat dumb fat lard ass american that sucks tyrones dick
havent you got a bull to prep, juan?
>femdom=cucked
>>66514399
>tfw no bf to bang
I'm getting fat now.
>Any place in the USA with majority black people is shit
I really wish you sent us back to Africa :(
>>66514415
>a leaf
What does being white feel like?
Loving this cool weather. Sitting outside in my hoodie getting cozy.
>>66514415
>A
>FUCKING
>RED STRIPE
>THEN A WHITE SPACE, WITH A FUCKING LEAF ON TOP OF IT
>FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER RED STRILE
>>66514412
I love Putin!
>funny image but they're not
>>66514399
kys normie
>>66514269
Reminder
>>66514416
>>66514436
>posts an american tourist
HAHAHAHAHA
>>66514415
>>66514445 B T F O
HOW CAN LEAF EVER RECOVER?
>>66514448
ha ha lad we have science on our side. It's totally not gay
>ha ha lad we have science on our side. It's totally not gay
>>66514400
interesting video, thanks anon!
https://exhentai.org/g/836220/719aae1eb1/
Gentle femdom superior femdom.
>>66514412
But why?
>tf bf didn't bang me this week
Might be over, lads. Time to switch on another bull
>>66514472
By not being a subhuman yank
>>66514438
>pisshandlers
Not true Floridamen.
>>66514451
>Having qt boyfriends
>Normie
If it was a qt girlfriend (male) I'd be normie
Also Bernie fucked up our most populated city's name twice please apologize
>>66514418
Getting fat is not how you get qt boyfriends
@66514499
Don't respond.
>>66514385
>>66514385
>that was the british
Actually it was native militia, european militia and british colonial militia
and anglo canadians at the time considered themselves to be british
>>66514500
>>66514500
10/10 post
>>66514488
t. bible thumper who can't accept science
>>66514412
Иди нa хyй жидяpa
>>66514500
t. toilronto
>>66514521
>washington/oregon flags
why? what is this from?
>>66514412
hi :3
>>66514521
I am triggered by this image.
Take it down NOW or I WILL call the moderation team.
>>66514512
This, Mexibro knows what's up.
>>66514436
why bother making this gif when your country is unironically 62%* white
*at the last census
now this is the /cum/ i know
LMAO ARIZONA LOLOLOLOL
>>66514534
t.60%
>this fucking game is never going to end
>>66514412
https://youtu.be/kSdgHtNuslY
>>66514415
>>66514553
Who cares desu
>>66514555
You had to summon one didn't you?
>>66513924
>>66514504
Orlando is the stupidest city ever
Who cares about theme parks? Are you 5?
American corpses arouse me and make my girlclit erected.
>>66514462
noice :DDDDD
>>66514569
*flushing noises*
>>66514587
LMAO
>>66514597
post benis
STOP FUCKING FIGHTING
lets talk about how to meet girls instead
>>66514459
>I will remind them again
I will remind them again
>I will remind them again
I will remind them again
>I will remind them again
>>66514597
Russians dead from alcohol poisoning make my cut benis erect.
if you are really a woman, this made me hard as fuck.
>>66514618
>girls
do they have feminine penis?
>>66514621
This is how you remind me
>Be in Air Force
>Have to partake in small exercise with Canadian Navy in about 3 months
So what are you like in person my leaf friends
>>66514623
>having cut capitalistic cock
Top shame
>>66514596
Epcot is Park Kino you pleb.
>>66514618
>how to meet girls instead
Cross the US border
>>66514646
traps are best tbqh
You can't tell me this isnt the greatest tv show on the planet
https://youtu.be/46mFwBUMulM
>>66514459
This makes me feel good to know that your average Canadian does not irrationally hate America.
Remember, most Americans love you. If they don't, they're clearly do not like western culture as a whole.
>tfw
goddamn i love newfoundland
>>66514659
this 2bh, lots of qt traps around here. feels good.
>>66514649
American military and Canadian military is the most comfy bro relationship in the world.
>>66514653
Wasn't my choice tbqh.
Ask my fat American father.
If I had foreskin I wouldn't clean it on purpose just so I could feel what having smegma is like.
>>66514618
All women need to be fucking gassed.
>>66514597
i love you pedojew
your predictable shitposting is the light of my days
We will conquer America and rape all the fat submissive American bois!!
Thoughts? >>>/adv/17698423
If we switch women with traps, the world would be better
/mu/ here trying to cultivate some taste
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8oBbJg_PqbU
Post qts
>>66514653
I'll side with the Slav subhuman on this one, cut benis is shit tier.
EVERYONE WHO EVER VISITED KRAUTCHAN NEEDS TO DIE
>>66514704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQm8qpexnjo
>>66514698
running is for homos
start lifting
>>66514697
Why so gay?
>>66514692
Thanks. Have it changed for the past 5 years a little bit at least?
>>66514712
bost traps
>>66514716
Why?
>>66514716
what fir?
>>66514713
Rude
>>66514722
She is qt but birb-grils and reptil-grils are worst grils tbqh.
Americans on here try so hard to be relevant. They all say mate, lad and banter. You revolted against the crown ages ago and now you are trying to be like them. Please stop, it is embarassing.
>>66514738
>>66514746
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK, SUBHUMANS
i knew it was a fat neckbeard and not a Russian girl
Russian women are kind-hearted, and sanguine
>>66514766
>Americans will never experience sex with normal non cut cocks
Pity you
>>66514766
we had a vote, its not lad anymore. its BUD.
so calm down, BUD.
>>66514766
What are you talking about bud
>>66514686
sounds kinda gay desu
>>66514766
wew lad, it's just banter m8
>neither team can kick a fucking field goal from within their own 20
good god
>>66514779
It's a shame.
I put lotion on it every night but I still feel inadequate.
>football
>>66514800
bost more, traps are best girls
>>66514766
Don't use the Queen's name to be unpleasant
>>66514774
Kek, Russians are rude, violent and dominative-submissive role plays regarding their sex. And those are boards after all, ppl accustomed to be mean here, silly underage weebboi
A girl said she wants to get drunk with me and watch anime. What should I buy?
>>66514841
B(c)u(ck)d light
>>66514841
Unflavored vodka.
Put it in a soft drink if she's pussy.
That, or make white russians.
>>66514841
Boku no Pico.
>>66514819
Are you referring to football (football) or football (soccer) ?
>>66514792
>sounds kinda gay
You will experience a lot of this in the military, not even memeing.
>>66514722
Cuz I want to take revenge and get American capitalistic slave pet
>>66514855
>football (soccer)
Don't you EVER say that again
>>66514819
Handsome guy
>>66514805
Lool, don't tell anyone
>>66514873
Handsome.
Handsome for a man.
i want to be cucked by a THICC russian girl
someone post benis
>>66514895
>he posts real women
>>66514459
Based true Canadians.
>>66514256
Be nice Dmitri, you're hurting my feelings. And tilting and windmills.
The U.S. is not a representative democracy, most citizens don't make the big decisions even if they believe they do. The U.S. federal government is the enemy of decency, it has been ever since Abe Lincoln's unconstitutional reign and FDR's unconstitutional New Deal.
Decent Americans rarely trust their federal government. We are its victims. I respect that Putin sees through its bullshit, many Americans do. Have some sympathy so you can better focus your line of sight.
>>66514895
I'll eat more borsch and become thick for u bby
>>66514864
I'd knock all your front teeth out with one back hand. We canadians are raised in the cold wilderness with snow upto our knees. We walk around topless bearing our muscular torso to the elements while hunting for some food which I will cook with a fire I made myself. I wouldnt think twice about beating up some candy ass motherfucker like you up
>if you are attractive to this girl, you are gay
i want this meme to end
You-u do like me, lads, r-right?
>>66514895
>cucked
>flag
I cri evrytiem
>>66514937
>girl
>>66514937
holy fuck i love traps
>>66514937
>girl
>>66514937
I dislike penis women
>>66514937
You know what meme I want to end? Her. She's not even hot, she looks like a fucking rat. Baily Jay is so fucking ugly
>>66514943
I like you a lot :D
>>66514926
I'd fug you tbqh
>>66514928
I referred this to Americans - our true enemies, not some irrelevant Canadians who just lick American ass. You ain't badass, no.
A 4.5 billion year chain of evolution will end at me if I don't have kids.
> your state
> you get on the trans-siberian railway and see this. what do?
>>66514980
kek canacucks BTFO
>>66514960
>She's not even hot,
women only need a decent rack and body to be attractive
>I'd knock all your front teeth out with one back hand. We canadians are raised in the cold wilderness with snow upto our knees. We walk around topless bearing our muscular torso to the elements while hunting for some food which I will cook with a fire I made myself. I wouldnt think twice about beating up some candy ass motherfucker like you up
>>66514996
>women
ha
If I put pair of fake tits on a donkey would you fuck it? Because that's Baily Jay
>>66514943
Always a welcome poster on /cum/.
>>66514996
fugg
>>66514937
>literally waggles his penis
yes you are
at least play the drunken denial card
>>66514980
For one to be an enemy they would have to be able to inflict damage of some sort. America has Russia balls in a vice. At any moment they could crash your economy. We are the only reason they do not do that. You should kneel before your Canadian masters, slav
>>66514999
It took me a while to realize I'm not particularly smart compared to anyone else at university.
>>66514918
I want silicon tits to become true capitalist and to raise the price of my body. I hope this will help me to adapt to this glorious futuristic modern world where ppl are just pieces of meat for sale :3
>>66515021
et tu?
>My life is so empty I've been shitposting on /cum/ for an hour and playing video games and I have nothing better to do.
>>66515037
traps arent gay lad
>>66515028
Man, don't worry about eeryone else comared to you. Do what you went there for and forget the rest
>>66515047
Yeah I know that, but that rat is fugly
>>66515015
if the donkey looked like a women except for one minor organ, than probably
>>66515046
>tfw drinking vodka on a night where I have to get up by 9 AM
My life is emptier.
>mentally sick faggets can be women in capitalistic society
>>66514996
>complain about women who use makeup to look good
>but it's ok when a boy does it
4chan, everyone
>>66515076
>mentally sick faggets can be men in russian society
>>66514937
Bailey Jay looks gross, and he also has an annoying fucking personality. Hope he kills himself one day.
>>66515076
and they can be very capitalistic as well
>tfw not an attractive woman that can make bank on the internets
>>66515085
>spotted the woman
Tbh, my bf loves me and I've never worn makeup on dates with him before.
>>66515098
My man
>>66515058
after doing some brief research, i can confirm that you are correct about her.
>>66515076
>Mentally sick faggets can be President in Russian """Soceity"""
>>66515085
someones on the rag
God, Canadians are so irrelevant that I have no idea how to bait them
I need to talk to real humans. Send help.
lol
>>66515024
You're so irrelevant. You don't decide anything, Germany is the only reason Russia is less fucked up, EU don't need problems on their eastern borders
>>66515127
>>66515105
Not a woman. I just think its funny how traps get a free pass.
>>66515153
So how do you honestly feel about a ww3 my Vatnik friend
Would you go to war for Putin?
What a beautiful night 2bh
>>66514937
>if you are attracted to this girl, you are gay
Fucking fags, post real women.
>>66515160
>being a nu-male
even worse
Thread is full of American faggots on hrt, disgusting
>>66515182
bost benis ivan :DDDD
>Thread is full of American faggots on hrt, disgusting
>>66515168
Russian expat spotted
>>66515175
that dick is bigger than mine, therefore that is not a feminine penis and is gay
janny, please show hiro the door
>>66515176
I'm the one here observing the fact that you guys are faggots for preferring a dressed up man over a woman with make up and you are calling me a nu male?
>>66515191
Only after you, if I didn't see it before xdd
>>66515175
Really made me think tbqh
>>66515228
you first
>>66515222
Yes you dumb cuck. Go rub your old news gfs feet and prep the bull or soemthing
masturbating isnt even fun anymore, I want to feel connected to someone more than I want to jerk off
>furiously masturbating while thinking of stroking a soft, wet, yummy F E M I N I N E penis until it shots a huge load of warm delicious semen directly down your virgin throat is gay
>>66515263
I have to jerk off or I go crazy desu
>>66515263
Pro-Tip: Use your other hand
>>66515263
why not feel connected to someone AND jerk off?
>>66514666
REASONABLY PRICED
Alright lads, pay up. We need that tax money
>>66515315
*throws tea in the sea*
@66515315
NOT invited
>>66515244
I'm dickless tbqh
>>66515330
>The Queen has the power to dissolve Canada's Parliament
I wasn't asking.
>>66515333
where are the broofs?
Should I buy 50 dollars in weed supplies and 30 dollars on weed
I'm a cute anime girl
>>66515175
>mfw
Really didn't like that webm
>>66515343
fucking mirin
Why do you start chatting about sex each time I enter literally ANY general on this board. Is it because I'm female or just a coincidence?
>>66515345
>replying to pedojew
Newfag, please lurk moar
@66515359
not invited
>>66515359
>im a girl btw
POST
PROOFS
>>66515345
Where is the green card?
>>66515359
Coincidence.
Everyone talks about sex all the time on here.
General is called CUM for goodness sake.
>>66515359
You need a real man. Not those effeminate Slav """men""" you have in that degenerate shit heap.
>go to dollar tree
>actually witnessed someone shart in the fucking mart
J
U
S
T
Do you think other nations are jealous that we get a general called /cum/ and it works perfectly?
If I were another country, I'd be jealous.
>>66515391
>dollar tree
why?
noting there "worth" getting is a dollar.
>>66515400
>he has to share his general with other nations
Top cuck
>>66515391
>go to /cum/
>people are actually giving pedo-jew (you)'s
JUST FUCK UP MY GENERAL
If you are not a Canadian, an American, or a Mexican you are free to leave.
>>66515359
Free internet
>>66515404
>guava juice
>beef jerky
>slim jims
>pringles
>>66515419
Alright la. Hows the banter in the old raj?
>>66515404
theres some candy like m&ms and skittles etc that are usually worth 1.50 at other places
>>66515419
poo
>>66515407
Failing empires not allowed.
This general is for the current top-ranking countries of the world.
>>66514552
>Reminder
Reminder
>Reminder
Reminder
>Reminder
>>66514412
hugs to ameripigs
>>66515421
>slim jims
disgusting
>dollar store beef jerky
theres like 3 pieces of actual beef jerky and the rest is shit at the bottom of the bag
>pringles, guava juice
respectable
>>66515419
PAJEET MY SON
>>66515440
So, you then? By the looks of things you are failing.
>>66515421
>guava juice
Too ethnic anon.
>>66515455
oh the irony
>>66515450
it's all tasty
>>66515466
>bags of milk
piss off
>>66515466
>Too ethnic anon.
Perhaps, but Tbh, high latitudes get the short end of the stick when it comes to fruits.
>>66515034
If you're proposing socialism for the US as it currently is, it would be very unlikely to result in decency.
The immediate price of silicon tits could be lowered, but society would have to make up for it with taxes or future generations would suffer an inflated price sooner or later. At least here, the means to achieving that would mean placing more control in the hands of politicians given congress's power under the commerce clause has been violated repeatedly. It's a matter of choosing between two evils, though one seems lesser of the two but ultimately greater in regards to the golden rule.
It's shameful that the best tradition lost in time by the US from its British heritage is the obligation to civil duty, and taking pleasure in the deed alone as opposed to being driven solely by material rewards.
>>66515483
Oh yes, indeed
>>66515455
trmp will fix it..
trump will fix everything you KEK get BTFO
Will a baby food jar hide the smell of weed
>>66515485
>>66515488
What kind of ethnics need fruit?
>>66515512
>>66515535
>FUCKING
>>66515523
To a human, yes. To a drug detection dog, no.
>>66515407
>he says this
>meanwhile his general is filled with not only Americans but Finns, Canadians, French, Argentinians
>>66514245
>>66514289
>>66514686
why the exclusion of Mexico? it is still /cum/ after all, and they are indeed North America.
we're all friends against the bigger evils of this board.
>>66515559
>Conveniently leaving out that the time has a role in it
Really made me think...
its chilly out
>>66515564
>Chicano detected
My image was relevant to what I was replying to. Have a free /cum/ image, on the house.
>>66515564
t. CHI
(Also, i don't care about it).
>>66515599
>not posting the greatest British tabloid image of all time
Use this next time.
>>66515599
>and mince the fucker up
>>66515526
It's not something you need I'm just saying that the tropics have based fruits.
>>66515602
>>66515603
so basically, anyone without a Mexican flag that is nice to Mexico is chicano? never understood this meme
>>66515646
But at what cost? At what cost my melanin filled friend?
>>66515669
CHI
>>66515602
How is the Mexican girl the cutest
wtf i love Mexico now
>>66515669
Yeah, pretty much except you have to have an American flag.
>CHI
>>66515669
Ok, fine.
Here's my OC
>>66515704
me on the right
>>66515697
redhead is cutest 2bh, far left looks like a dyke
>>66515697
Beauty pageants are one thing Latinos are legitimately the best at anon.
Should I get braces lads
I'm already 21 but I kind of hate my teeth
>>66515672
>But at what cost?
Cheap labor, something you would know about Li.
>>66515741
>march madness
>>66515749
how bad are they? post pic
I want to give up anime and focus on a more productive hobby like learning about science, math, the world, and history. But I feel like if I quit the season I'll miss something really good.
>>66515751
>tfw people call you a chink but you aren't
I love leafposting sometimes.
it is currently 1:11am here on the best coast. Goodnorning /cum/, and goodnight
>>66515765
Don't wanna get bullied
But I have an overbite, nothing extreme but I never smile because it looks gross.
>>66515769
>miss something really good
>weeb shit
Not a risk tbqh
>>66515776
sleep tight worst coast
Why haven't you got a tumblr to follow artsy /cum/ girls yet, buds?
So what do leafs think of the F-35?
Do you leafs believe your CF-18s are good enough for the next 10-20 years?
>>66515785
>dont wanna get bullied
just crop it so we can only see your teef.
if they are horribly misaligned and crooked then i wouldn't worry about it
>>66515801
Because tumblr is a mess without order.
>>66515769
I went through the same thing.
I reasoned myself into going through with it after realizing that my 2 terabyte backlog was only going to get bigger.
>>66515804
Really ticks me off nobody mentions these flying pieces of shit when they complain about bad it is to run a deficit to repair infrastructure.
>>66515801
>tumblr
>anything other than porn
>>66515801
>seahawks
>>66515837
Not sure if you're referring to the CF-18 or the F-35
i love being mexican american
>>66515845
We already own the CF-18
I'm talking about all the money we're wasting backing the cf-35 for little to no gain
>>66515852
got any cute latina cousins? I do
>>66515861
What would replace it then?
Rafale is expensive as fuck already, no way Typhoon would happen, super hornet isn't really an option either. There are no other options.
>>66515852
It's alright.
>>66515804
>F-35: top speed Mach 1.6
>Avro Arrow top speed mach 1.9
JUST
>>66515882
Why does Canada need a state of the art ASF?
>>66515900
>>66515895
why does Canada need a airforce when USA has one?
>>66515900
>>66515910
So NATO missions don't look like what they really are, Burgers doing Geopolitics.
>>66515910
Canada can't 100% rely on Elmendorf to intercept Ruskies over the Artic.
>>66515900
Never said they did.
>>66515926
>tattoos
It's like women want to look less attractive for no reason... Why?
>>66515944
Some people like them.
I prefer none, but I can handle small ones.
>>66515923
what did you mean by this
>>66515929
Ideally we would have finished the arrow project during the Cold War when national defense was relevant and it would have lead to a renaissance in Canadian aviation
But we're cucks and bombardier is on life support
>>66515845
Those lights on the F-35 look badass.
>>66514245
Canada is coolcute
>>66516219
Thanks best ally.
Sorry we put your guys in concentration camps.
>>66515301
thats in Canadian money, you could find that much real money underneath a seat on a bus