/brit/

Willy is 7.6 inches but I never get a chance to use it :(

Alri lads

>>66512314

>>66512314

>>66512314

Fuck off Yank

(please use my thread)

Is maith liom an grianghraf seo, Mr Willie.

what does a blowjob feel like

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v3NPZn0nZt4
me in a year

>>66512329
who cares man

fuck off with thread wars

delete it

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

Virgin loser hahaha

>>66512329
Fuck off with your thread wars autism

First one posted wins

Fuck off loser

>>66512329

>tfw no twink bf

>>66512356
savage

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>>66512319
Completely same chair

>>66512331
go raibh maith agat a chara
sasanach AMACH (sasamach)

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>>66512258
Sorry I am retarded xaxaxa

>>66512334
coiny salt bags

AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS

>>66512347
I can't :(

>>66512334
Warm. Ones from young girls have 'sucked' so far.

Best blowjob I had was from some 46 year old art teacher. The difference is that she was able to really apply that pressure and make it feel like she was tying to suck/push it right out of you.

>>66512376
Sasanaigh is plural, a chara.

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Sneak into your mummy's room and take a pic of her sleeping then post it on here, lads.

THERE'S A STARMAN WAITING IN THE SKY

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>tfw my last week on earth starts tomorrow

I SMELL SEX AND CANDY

>>66512414
taiga is cute but louise is cuter. that boat scene with the bad porn music in the background

>>66512403
wew

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>>66512358
>tfw no british bf

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY

Who /gay and like being in the closet/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Qq3X3YL8g

do i rate pogba? no

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>>66512425
are you going to the anime world?

Lads, I'm still waiting for sleeping mummy pics.

>>66512410
ah thanks
i have very limited formal education in irish and ive forgotten it all anyway. not that the way they teach it has EVER been good

Why

>>66512452
Don't feel the need to tell the 'rents
Don't want to appear as even more of a failure
They probably already know though

pogba was absolute shit today i think he is starting to lose normies rates

i made a script to brute force a pin on a hacking game and it's been running for a while but i didn't think to make it spit out the current number it's on to the terminal so i can see how much longer it's got. it's been long enough where i feel like it might be halfway done and i shouldn't cut it off but it's killing me not knowing how much longer it has

tfw no jennie gf

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>>66512452
all me

>>66512498
he is good though when played in the system that suits him

>>66512498
The most expensive player in the world is clearly the best

>>66512467
Used to listen to that channel a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mwL6R-Z1e4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjgFYQMWtqo

Unironic choons

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>>66512476
Er' we go

>>66512534
system babby

Pogba is just a dabbing _________

>>66512553
Nice, lad. Your mummy is cute.

if you ever want to get a blowjob just go to a gay bar and you can get one within minutes

sometimes i wish i was gay so i could get sex and relationships whenever i wanted haha

>>66512534
>90m for a 352 serie a babby

Good job manure

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>>66512558
most players are

even the goat is

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>>66512550
Ahh yes a word that no one ever uses and if it is used is to convoluted to explain

Don't see the appeal of sticking a dildo in your arse, lads.

>>66512578
(just a dabbing Lee Cattermole is the funniest imo)

might have a CHEEKY pint with brekkie desu lads. might make me not want to kill myself in my lecture

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>>66512606

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Remember that really embarrassing thing you did, lads.

reality has an irish bias

Wayne Rooney is the greatest living Englishman 2bh

(Harry Kane close second)

(Nigel Farage close third)

>>66512628
>no solution offered
>not even an attempt
can't take these guys seriously anymore

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>>66512583
Yeah she is a beauty

>>66512587
>>66512613
Yeah but thats fucking gay tho

>>66512604
how is messi a system babby?

Does it feel good to stick a dildo in your arse? Never tried it.

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>>66512648
Except when you try and register on the Irish lottery and can't use your name

>>66512678
le do nothing for Argentina man

>>66512689
Don't think people would do it otherwise

>>66512694
Doxxed

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>look up a song cover on an instrument i play
>the guy is worse than me and is using an echo effect
l m a o and im not even good

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my gf and her son

>>66512678
will explain after this wank

really should bother enough to get a gf i ponder

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Lads i am extremely tired and want to sleep what to do

>cop on
what exactly did he mean by this

>>66512788
Go to sleep?

>>66512756
fumar means smoke i thing

>>66512793
Cop on would ya?

>>66512723
i mean jesus look at this absolute BOLLOCKS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=prDgV2aR0x8
wasnt gonna share but now i have to after realising he was doing some background stuff as well

*makes a mental note to add a point to finland's score*

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ahh hmm...

sitting here in quiet desperation is the English way

>>66512802
But I'll miss out on the memes

the gf wont stop giving out lads
should i bounce her head of the ground again

>>66512846
hanging on*

jesus christ you yanks invented the language, can't you understand it?

>>66512859
You need to gain control of your dreams so that you may always dream of memes

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business idea: plan out next year

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>>66512859
Look at the length of this la's neck on take me out last week

Poster below is a runt

>>66512888
i'm not

>>66512490
a monkey is here LOL

>>66512904
exactly what a runt would say

Real talk: Don't Fear the Reaper is the greatest rock song of all time

>>66512904
Caught the runt

>>66512912
how did you see me?

http://britishguysnaked.tumblr.com/archive

Knowing all these willies are British makes it hotter and more relatable

>>66512904
t. runt

>>66512936
bit gay

Business idea: big Yank cock escort service for sissy Brit bois

>>66512957
It's ironic you spastic

>>66512886
llf

Spastic haha

>>66512936
so much phimosis

Business idea: money can be exchanged for goods and services

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>>66513017

might do a sleep

Business idea: Workers own the means of production

Business idea: Send runts to prison

>>66513069
Please no.

http://britishguysnaked.tumblr.com/post/139687087189/nakedladsuk-love-how-the-guy-on-the-left-has-a

that's not a semi for me (on the left)

business idea: engage in behaviour which resembles my personality in order to attract women

I am ugly, hairy, short, small willy

Honestly dunno why I haven't offed myself yet haha

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>>66513056
absolute madman haha

>>66513097
Why did I open this and look over a series of willies?

>>66513115
post face pics

>>66513097
Some huge willies there

>>66513124
because you're gay

Mates keep asking me to sign up for some 'Dignitas' thing

what did they mean by this?

>>66513126
No thanks lad I couldn't take the roasting

Christ black mirror is the biggest load of pseudo intellectual shite going, dont understand how runts lap it up

>>66513036
i'll sleep for you lad don't worry

>>66513150
pm me one then x

lots of willies

>>66513167
Alri la'

Sent :^)

>>66513140
Hmm.. Pretty sure that isn't it

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>tfw to intelligent to enjoy black mirror

Business idea: a form of political rule that emulates the rule of Roman dictator Julius Caesar over the Roman Republic, in that it is led by a charismatic strongman whose rule is based upon a cult of personality, whose rationale is the need to rule by force, establishing a violent social order, and being a regime involving prominence of the military in the government

https://open.spotify.com/track/5n56ImOTTDbUORTq3Eyong

hey

>>66513192
hmm

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Business idea: Make an offer that the Mayor of Nanjing can't refuse which allows me to create a PMC and militarize the region, defying the government and holding out for as long as possible till the ride ends

>>66513155
is it not good? ive solely watched it aftetr smoking CHRONIC so my minds a little dazed haha xD

>>66513218
hey

>>66513211
how are you going to put marketing into making the military relevant without any wars?

taking a shit lads

Business idea: find a new gimmick you uncreative mongs

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>>66513222

Business idea: British controlled Arizona

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>>66513223
All PMC personnel will be required to wear pepe frogman gas masks on to discourage racial discrimination and prejudice

>>66513259
hmm

Feeling cauld

May haf to put on the ol' housecoat

quietening down

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I'm making my willy an offer it can't refuse

http://hdporn720.net/girlsway-jelena-jensen-nina-north-wish-xxx-new-13-august-2016-2/

>>66513264
to what end and purpose?

*Quietly clears throat*
*Throat is still itchy but i don't want to draw attention to myself*

>>66513328
I just think it might work

>>66513312
Shall be clicking nowt of this link

>>66513329
foreigners sicken me

>>66513352
its good
I like porn with a story

What are you lads back home doing up at 4 am anyway?

push it to the limit

Corbyn and farage are putin's agents

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i'm addicted to porn

don't know how to stop

1080p porn is just too good

I wonder what people who post here at 4am look like.

(((66513373)))

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>>66513382

Dumb pirate frogposter

>>66513382
Very good
If you count me and only me

reckon most males and some females could beat me up

it's 11:11 PM over here.

wish the girls I like liked me desu.

>>66513378
How can you be addicted to porn, nigga just close the internet

>>66513413
Woah you are an antisemite like corbyn, reported to the ADL!!

>>66513424
no its 10:11

>>66513382
what do you look like?

Business idea: Britain but the weather's better, think this could be achieved if we off to do a complete swap with another country maybe Cuba?

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Karen

>>66513439
but i'm addicted to that too

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>>66513441
do you not know how to read military tiem

23:11:40 is 11:11:40

>>66513441
shut up mickeyflipper you underage wanker

>>66513454
Alright, alright. I'm listening
How are you going to pull this off?

>>66513465
i was doing a joke since im in a different timezone

me when I'm amongst normies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ51BNYXbV4

>>66513464
You'll fry your brain out if you keep watching it, then you'll probs get premature ejaculation

Reading the Scrolls of the Learned Elders of Zion and it's really making me think

>>66513449
Light brown hair 6'0 blue half spanish neet god

>>66513465
>callong 24 hour clock military time

>>66513521
i already do

i need to stop but idk how

>>66513516
C U C K K I N G
U
C
K

K
I
N
G

You are all fucking antisemites

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>>66513542
nobody but the military uses it.

so tired but too scared to sleep

so sleep deprived im starting to see things and that's making it worse

>>66513349
fair enough
let us know how it goes

Think if we all had a go with a hacksaw we could probably chop scotland off and float it away in the night

Ideally we would use it to capsize Iceland

>>66513585
Maybe in retard yankland

>>66513585
The peruvian air force haha

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>>66513585
I always use military time

>>66513575
you're mexican and completely autistic, nobody cares what you say

I know domestic birds who show more restraint and clarity in their words than you

>>66513585
plenty of people use it lmao

hippy twats

https://tinkersbubble.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/img_1028.jpg

I hate Iceland

>>66513590
That's me

>>66513604
stop being a retarded potato paddy

>>66513597
I swear ill have the entirety of Northern Europe covered in ash if I even suspect you of working against us

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>>66513667
We can do it quicker

>>66513634
Do you just ignore them medical field and IT field or are you too dumb to realise you are wrong?

Ireland is insulting the US :(

what would happen if someone accused another of being retarded?

but the other person venomously deny their own retardation and allege the other person is retarded for considering that one is mentally handicapped.

retards

last time I turned my computer off it wouldn't boot up again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w35PQXxTpWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KPDWMdO9R4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTLRH92Mn94

Love this lad ngl

Mad that if you simply relocated the city of Nottingham proper (not even greater Nottingham) to Iceland then over 50% of all Icelandic residents would be from Nottingham

Seriously gets the old noggin cloggin

>>66513695
medics and engineers are part of the military midget leprechaun

>>66513731
You must be from London.

>>66513741
Good lads in Notts desu. Top city

>>66513731
flamer

>>66513754
>>66513786
Your flags look so similar

>>66513744
>

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>even with a mental handicap, my mental prowess is no match for you pathetic mortals

hello

>>66512550
t. romantic

this only blows your mind if you belief your own spiel that life is a movie starring you, and then you realize that there's a movie for everyone. the truth is that there is no movie

>>66513957
And that's life

>>66513926
hi

>>66513527
the elder scrolls?

>>66514027
wyd

Wyd??

FINE DAY SUNDAY. NO POST ON SUNDAY

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>>66514044
talking to cute le Philippine girl on whatsapp

she wants me to call and talk on webcam like we've been doing most nights but i don't feel so good after my friend flipped out AND after wanking :/

my life is so pathetic

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*raises the flag*

Lads.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr-SqRWImmI

>>66514111
She is quite cute. Is she the girl you cybershagged?

>>66514159
different one but she's quite sexual

always talking about sexual stuff and she said earlier she wants to take my virginity and that she'd do all the work :3

Wow

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>>66514111
>yes
>so sexy
>your body
>YESSSSS
>you're turning me onnn :3
>can I see your pussy baby??

>>66514170
wew. why do Asian girls crave white willy so much?

ask her what she thinks about Duterte

just watched se3e3 of black mirror

its like a fevered nightmare in a theresa may britain gone wrong

also did they nab the kid for noncing?

>>66514111
you're really milking this for every scrap of attention it's worth ay

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lol I'm so random tee hee hee *farts*

>>66514203
LLF

great post

>>66514205
i will another time going to sleep soon

wyd?

>>66514224
its just what im doing

sorry ( ._.)

like i said, my life is pathetic

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>>66514167
rabbits are so qt

>>66514231
Wasn't the purpose of this song to be meaningless and indecipherable?

My alarm to get up just went off.
I've been waiting all night for this moment.

>>66514266
hope you sleep well

who was the other reddit flag who searched their name on the archive

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Signed up to a gay site and got all these replies already, at this time, haha.

Should be pretty easy to lose my virginity.

>>66514266
forgiven :)

>>66514311
thanks

x

>>66514303
Bit gay.

having some whisky and then crisps

thats the breakfast situation

The Grand Budapest Hotel is literally r eddit on film.
Look at le quirky characters
Dude one point perspective for every shot lmao

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>>66514303
>62 year old benders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY
BASED

>>66514376
that's Wes Anderson for you. Moonrise Kingdom was no better

>>66514495
she's literally got no eyebrow

where the fuck did it go

could twat any one of yers

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>>66514376
>The Grand Budapest Hotel
>Moonrise Kingdom
I don't see the appeal of soaking movies in a piss filter

Ive lost control of my life. Im 24 year old neet posting on a Mogadishan dream catching emporium at 5am. At least ive got a gf

>>66514515
She shaved it off to make a point

>>66514526
dude every movie has to look the same lmao

would literally bopit you over the head repeatedly till you screamed mercy

>>66514526
good cast

>>66514515
girls shave them only to draw them on again

i went to shag a tinder match and she had no eyebrows because she wasn't wearing makeup at the time
still shagged her but it really turned me off

tfw big nosed

(((>>66514582))))

>>66514548
It's just an eyesore

>>66514526
>bill "redditman" murray

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>>66514582
iktfb

- no job
- no gf
- no full driving licence

;_;

Did anyone watch Olive Kitteridge

>>66514578
>>66514545
strange bunch

ever get caught without makeup and you look like a mongoloid

gunna skype here anyway

;_______;

- job/uni
- gf
- no licence

*her

What's the best Loch lads?

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>>66514578
>no eyebrows
>still shagged her

>when youre about to shag from behind but then you see whispy hairs abover her arse and your dick dies faster than usain bolt

>>66514710
Should just have plucked it out

>>66514706
nice arse and gave a great blowy
never talked to her again

>>66514693
Lach Dennis

You mummy will die one day, lads.

Make sure to make the most of the time you have left with her.

>>66514737
A great excuse to keep living with your parents way past a socially acceptable age

>>66514737
thanks anon

>>66514725
weaponised degeneracy

feeling VERY depressed right now

regretting agreeing to this

probably a mistake as she's with her sister too

>>66514782
livestream it for the lads (me)?

>>66514773
dont care

>>66514795
i would if i could for, (you)

>>66514815
precisely why you're a degenerate

Did it ever sting when you got a blowjob?

>>66514872
no but i last a really long time and it can get painful

>>66514582
>tfw beautiful aryan nose
haha eternal anglo

>>66514872
a couple years ago a very fat young lady sucked me off and she deepthroated me so easily i felt self conscious

El HaitiANO

>>66514872
doesn't hurt unless they drag their stupid teeth all over your bell end

>>66514881
Same and sometimes I dont feel.anything maybe I wank too hard

What are you meant to say to someone when they spent 15 minutes on their knees sucking your willy and you cum in their mouth?

>>66514985
Ah, there we are. Thanks, lass

>>66514985
What non degenerates say: I love you honey, would you like me to go down on you in reciprocity?
What degenerates say: aye nice blowie wee lass, ta

>>66514985
dunno never been sucked by a girl on her knees
always happened in bed

>>66515020
Ah, eating out a girl

No thank you. I don't care how much they like it.

>>66514985
thanks mum

>>66515039
Hmm. Had three blowies in my life and they were all delivered with me standing up. Seems more intimate lying down.

>>66514985
Sorry I couldn't last longer. But that's what I would say if I were you.

It takes at least an hour to get me to cum.

>>66515077
Same. I just finish off by wanking into their mouth.

>>66515077
And that is if I cum. Sometimes I get the sensation of cumming but nothing cums out....

I think I learned to control the flow of semen or something. It scared me at first but then I learned that you had to be really good at sex to get me to ejaculate in you.

Once refused sex with a nice, enthusiastic girl while on her bed because I was feeling depressed haha what am I

>>66515121
nigger what the fuck

>>66515068
The way you get a girl wrapped around your finger is to make her cum consistently. If you can do it with your tongue, fingers and dick she won't ever unsubscribe

Eating out a clean pussy is hot anyway

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she started introducing me to all these people and i got shy so hung up kek

i'd spoken to her sis before who's pretty fit but i was being lapped around like a fkn clown at the party for entertainment

2 people said i was handsome and one other said i looked like a pervert cos i had no t-shirt on kek

Maggie literally got shitfaced and rode me in front of everybody we worked with

>>66515121
haha nice

once had a girl text me saying we should have sex when i come over and i was like nah haha

sisters on the right btw

>>66515152
ain't we a coupla madmen haha

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she is hot

>>66515173
>thinking you're special for turning down whores advances

Literal children

>>66515184
I believe you are incorrectly interpreting the tone of our exchange my leafy friend hohohaha

>>66515073
wew

>>66515173
hahaha ikr

>>66515184
pure autism

literally posted that for cheshire and he's not here

fs lol

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New thread

>>66515226
>>66515226
>>66515226