/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

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first for alison

second for feminine penises

no french girlfriend edition

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WE WUZ SPACEMAN

>>66510254
FUCK OFF

More days- more failures

>>66510258
um

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really makes you think

>>66510254
>using Tomorrow

>>66510326
Not really, of course that's how it would go down

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>>66510326
kek'd

>>66510326

WOOOOOOOORLD STAAAAAAAAAR

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>>66510247
i'd gladly eat her ass

>>66510264
just b ur self tbqhwyl

>>66510326
should've had his gun with him

>>66510326
Why do people kick? You can literally just grab someones leg and go to town on their balls

>>66510247
>>66510359
I'd do that, then i would motorboat her

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I can't fucking wait until I'm back at University.

I want human interaction so bad even if it's terrible.

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>>66510375

>he never saw karate id

>>66510371
I have to be heavily medicated so I'm not myself and it doesn't work oftime.

>>66510326
He got his moves from a movie

>>66510326
what a terrible punch

guys spins around like ballerina and you take the opportunity to hit him in the fucking neck

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>>66510375
>not always kicking

>>66510411
Karate Kid isnt real

>>66510411

karate kid*

>>66510411
Karate Ego was the superior film.
>>66510432
I wish there was a place around here I could learn savate.

>>66510406
But you are interacting with humans over the Internet

Cheer up little leaf

>>66510430
Looks like he was aiming for a head punch but overshot honestly

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ive kidnapped john kasich
ill release him in exchange for a $1,000,000 ransom and a guarantee of my safety
do as i say and no one gets hurt

>>66510438
take that back
TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

>>66510411
>athlete who participates in a fighting sport with rules to make the fight actually work
vs
>two kids fighting
Its dumb

>>66510430
its called the haymaker

niggers love it

>>66510438

t. Johnny Lawrence

>>66510432
>white combat skills
>>66510468
NOT REAL
O
T

R
E
A
L

>>66510464
Do you think Kasich uses pizza grease for lube?

>>66510432
>nigger drops a downey
>nigger drops a kid 1/5th his size
niggers are scum 2bh

will a baby food jar hide the smell of weed

>>66510483
Strip mall karate or what they learned from watching Adult Swim animes.

>>66510502
Only the fresh scent of Mr.Clean can hide the smell of degeneracy

>>66510502
anything air tight will

if it has a rubber seal ur good

>>66510464
that nigga smashed pocahontas

>>66510496
>underweight tall kid with no muscle mass one shots a kid who has never been punched

What should I look up as instructions for moving to a different city?

>>66510553

the regional bus schedule

>>66510553
here's ill give you the instructions
1. pack up
2. move to new city
3. unpack

>>66510545
You can be really strong without having massive muscles

>>66510553
Why don't you ask your mommy?

>>66510568
t. skeleton

Just finished my fanfic.

>>66510326
is this a disabled school? why were the guys on the left walking like that?

>>66510545
>implying being 5ft taller than someone isn't advantageous
>implying the nigs hands don't rest at that kids head level

>>66510568

t. DYEL

>>66510589

there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with being a skeleton

who else is watching the lastest episode of TWD?

>>66510568
>lanklets believe this

>>66510566
>>66510567
Wew, mindblowing.
>>66510579
I only just met her last year.

>>66510600
the kid who got hit appears to be a downey, the nig is there because that's where they send retards/undesirables.

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>>66510600
Hi Jenna

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>I watch TWD

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>who else is watching the lastest episode of TWD?

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>>66510568
This isn't a cartoon

>>66510627
>>66510479
>>66510496

>Triggerd whiteys

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>>66510456
It doesn't feel the same. I haven't talked to someone my age in about a year. I'm 21 and have never been in a bar before. I guess that's normal in america.

>every fucking year
>every fucking season
>everyone fucking complains about how shit TWD is
>but then watches it anyways

>>66510609
I'm watching my neighbor eat some chicken wings

>>66510665
>tfw half black

ive just been trained by 4chan to say nigger

>>66510627
>>66510628
I meant the right? FUCK /cum/ is starting to wear off on me.

>>66510683

I watched 2 episodes of that shit and dropped it like Ali dropped Liston

>>66510603
>Implying he's 5ft taller
>implying he didn't win because he threw a punch instead of acting like some queer

>>66510690
Are u really half black?

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>>66510665
T. Tyreques "MUH DICK OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WIMMIN AT" demarcus

>>66510682
>I guess that's normal in america

Stop trying to act different

>>66510692
Well the door opened and they saw some kid getting his ass beat so they stuck to the lockers and slithered away. That's what I would do
>>66510718
I don't think I care for your tone

>>66510718
>moralfaggin

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>>66510692
Sure, what ever you say Jenna

>>66510718
>beating nigs with liqueur laws and DUI's
whitey can't handle his liqueur

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>>66510724
sorry

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>>66510718

>that spike in gambling

>>66510755
stooooop it you loon

>>66510718
>Whitey so triggers he starts posting statistics

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>>66510749
moralfagging is why you will be speaking Arabic in our lifetime mehmet.
>REMINDER

>>66510712
yeah but i dont really look it, i have caucasian hair and green eyes and no flat nose or jay z lips

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>fifteen days remain

I want a boyfriend

>>66510682
Pirate the book "how to win friends and influence people" make notes of the core themes and walk to a store or something and start out with small talk before applying the book. I spent an hour yesterday listening to a girl talk about her life and another half hour talking to her boyfriend about his job.
>tfw people offering you things and you just want to practice social skills

>>66510682
I'd love to befriend a Canadian 2bh

>>66510793
Post v-vulva????

>>66510788
Is your dad black?

>>66510793
I want a girlfriend

>>66510793
Me too.

>>66510793
Download grindr

>>66510826
no my mommy

i often will only do a half a poo at a time so that i can poo again later since i enjoy it so much

>>66510839
I'm still salty about Rumblr

>>66510830
I'll be twenty-six in a few months. Never had a girlfriend. Haven't had a good friend since grade school.

>>66510855
this is the quality I seek every time I hop on a cum thread

>Conneticut's busiest nerd not so boastful after getting HEEM'd on rumblr

>>66510888
why

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>tfw no white gf

Which state is the best for me to get one

>>66510855
do you devour the poopoo?

>icon says I have no internet access
>but I have internet access
????

>>66510888
When did you lose all hope?

>>66510905
Long story.

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>>66510902
say that to my face not online, see what happens

Red AND Glenn get beaten to death

>>66510947
tell it

>>66510925
any southern state,they all burn the coal.

>>66510925
Pennsylvania, imo

>>66510944
I went through photos a few months ago. Must have been around thirteen or so but you can see it when I was much younger.

>>66510925
Well, Maine is 90% white so the odds are better I guess.

>>66510972
Especially Virginia

>>66510972
>>66510976
>>66510987
Thanks guys

I'm in Wisconsin btw

Eli Manning has a disability

>>66511049

he may have autism, but he still gave us one of the greatest moments of buttrage ever seen in history

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>tfw you have a different flag and it's not a proxy

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I'm going to shoot everyone in this thread if i dont get a single (You)

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@66511106

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>66510972

go get that qt Southerner
gf

I want my day off already

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@66511106

66511106

(you)

>>66511106

>>6511106
Haha whoops XD

>>66510965
I can give you some of the bones. It's taken me almost three years to give details I do have of which I'll never have all to one person.
Born bastard, unbaptized into family broken. Parent's relationship peeling apart. Punks. Mother fell to alcoholism. Like her father. Like his father. And so on. I like to drink too. By time she kidnapped brother and I and lost custody she had caretaker. I have letters from father. Apparently they would visit, separate. All that's out of memory and they lost contact until recent.

Personally I've always been a ruin and a wreck from this. Always taboo topic. Always thought I'd been tossed aside. Always felt crippling rejection source of this event whenever even smallest thing would occur. Crippling suicidal depression for years. Severe panic attacks for years over smallest thing. Had one today trying to leave apartment. Bejove.

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>this thread
smdh

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>>66510319
>>66510350
>>66510438
>>66510483
>>66510523
>>66510579
>>66510610
>>66510650
>>66510738
>>66510781
>>66510859
>>66510950
>>66511016
>>66511132

/brit/ has the strangest memes

>>66510965
Ultimately it's not very important and you'll forget by tomorrow. That's why I keep it brief.

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>>66511132
>>66511134
>>66511160
You're safe today I guess because of
>>66511138

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>Kitsap

>>66511227
I want to _____ that bird

>>66511132
You can see her bra for a frame

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>>66511246

How much do you guys have in your savings account?

>>66511250

who cares when superior tendos/brides of ranma exist

>>66511246
wtf

cum help help help hlep CUM HELP

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>>66511249
You want to marry the bird or you want to do nothing to the bird

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>>66511218
>>66511263

>>66511281
$2400 checking $1500 savings
I'm 19

>>66511281

16 bajillion dollars and 13 cents

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>>66511246
>Kitsap

Quien habla español aquí?

>>66511281
Closer to thirty than twenty and no bank accounts. I got a raise last week and I think I still make less than minimum wage.

>>66511314
WTF

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>>66511288
what is it my son?

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>>66511300

>>66511315
Yo. Mátame, mi vida es horrible.

>>66511187
That's rough, anon. Have you tried medication to help with the anxiety and depression? It might be a better alternative to try vs. ruining your liver the traditional way. I'm not into meds myself, but they've worked wonders for some people I know. Powering through that shit on sheer will is pretty fucking hard.

You'll likely have to steady yourself to get the confidence to try and talk to women and get that gf.

>>66511302
Not bad

>>66511281
whats the point of a savings account? I have 11k but its in chequing, need to start investing it properly

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>>66511322
>Kitsap
>like king county with none of the power

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>>66511288
whats wrong, did someone hurt you? ill beat their ass

>>66511315
nobody

>>66511349
wtf you live in a suburb of Portland.

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>>66511326

>>66511281
~1,400 right now. Got fucked recently by car bullshit and a root canal.

>>66511281
18k from my share of a lawsuit.

Never worked a day in my life yet. I feel this is like typing in motherlode before you buy your house in The Sims.

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>>66511363
DELET THIS

>>66511369
Thats a cute girl what manga is she from?

>>66511346
tax free savings account actually gets you a few dollars a month vs. standard savings account which gets you fuck all

throw 8k of that into a TFSA and you can at least get enough money a moth to get a free coffee or two

>>66511408
OPM

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>>66511369

>>66511408
Sky High

>>66511380
how much does dealing with a root canal cost down south

dentists are privately owned up here and mine cost me around 2k and I didn't even get a crown out of it

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>>66511426

>>66511414
Think im gonna continue re-investing my money instead

are there withdrawal penalties on such a savings account? dealbreaker for me

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>>66511417
>>66511446
I've already read both of those

>>66511342
I couldn't afford alcoholism. I'm this loser >>66511320 Right now I'm on heavy dosage of citalopram. I used to fall off the medication because of the huge pile of side effects which make me feel almost as bad as without medication.

TO THE WINDOWWW

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>>66511468

>>66511490
TO THE WALL

>>66511485
why do you take the meds?

>>66511511
TILL THE SWEAT DRIPS DOWN MY BALLS

>>66511511

TILL THE SWEAT DRIPS DOWN MY BALLS

>>66511460
Had to go to a specialist because it was in a problematic molar or something, but if I recall correctly just that was about $1400 in total and I still need to get the final crown done which will be about $800. I can't remember if the first procedure was covered at all by insurance.

All I want is a goddamn cheap motorcycle but I can't even do that right now.

>>66511513
The severe suicidal depression bit. I also take a thing for the panic attacks. That's not as bad as it used to be. It only took two and half days to get out of apartment this week.

Is /cum/ good?

>>66511521
>>66511522
TO ALL THESE BITCHES CRAWL

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>>66511501

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>>66511521
>>66511522

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>>66511555
/cum/ is the best

>>66511555
Makes me want to crawl out my bedroom window headfirst, and kiss the pavement.

My button came off my pants so now I have to always wear a belt :O

>>66511472
I asked that myself and my banker said no. You get a few dollars vs. cents in regular savings account (which is useless due to low interest rates). Only real downfall is you have to go to the bank and tell them to transfer the money in/ out of the TFSA.

You don't get taxed on the money off the money you make is basically how it works, and you can only put a certain amount of money into the account per year. I forget what it is at right now -- the Conservatives put it pretty high but the Liberals nerfed it since they were mad about the loss of tax money they eat off standard savings accounts. Claimed TFSA were for rich people, not normal Canadians.

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>>66511562

I really hate jojofags

>>66511521
>>66511522
WTF

>>66511589
staple it together

>>66511281
-$2.47

>>66511589
get like three dollars and buy some thread and a needle and look up a tutorial on youtube. You can make pants last forever desu

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>>66511554
get well soon anon!

>>66511589
If you don't know how to do it yourself take them to a tailor. They should be able to get them back to you rather quick for cheap.

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>>66511281
$5.00

>>66511543
Dentists expenses are pretty awful.

I was dumb enough to ask for meds to help me sleep during the procedure. They charged me 100$'s for what was essentially sleep assist aspirin medication.


I think root canals/ crowns are in a weird area insurance wise. Some insurance plans I looked at said they'd only cover part of the procedures.

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alri jennalad

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>>66511595

>>66511281
17.5k

>>66511631
That would be a good life skill to have.

>>66511611
Don't have a stapler.

>>66511591
interesting, thanks for the info, ill look into it more

>>66511670

who dis?

>>66511633
I try and I try and I try. Maybe I'll move out of this town once lease to this dump expires, move to where I've close-related family.

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>>66511679

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>>66511670
>young pre-SW fame Daisy

>>66511687
Age?

>>66511706
Porn makes me sad and unhappy.

>>66511660
I got pretty lucky and honestly hardly had any pain at all except for one of the roots, and even then I've had fillings that were worse.

To be honest I'm not even that read up on the insurance side of things; I'm still on my parents' plans until I end up at a job that has not-shit benefits.

>>66511694
good luck

and remember, the big bank companies don't give a damn about you so be careful if you go in and ask for advice. they tried to get me to take my money out of the TFSA and drop it into something that wouldn't earn me any more money but would put big restrictions on my access to it and instead earn the bank some more money.

>>66511718
31

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>>66511706

>>66511738
>big bank companies don't give a damn about you

i wasnt born yesterday brother, who are with btw? im at RBC

>>66511746
A-are you a wizard

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>>66511730
I'm sorry you have a wilted weiner bud

>>66511749

>>66511765
No

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>>66511766

>>66511281
$5k

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>>66511786

>>66511785
Chads out

>>66511754
i know, but when you're in the little room they try to fast talk you on the sales pitch. I'm with BMO.

Credit Unions tend to care about their clientele more since they work like how banks used to and rely on interest rates to make money. They're a safer bet to talk to about for investment advice.

>>66511281
does an empty can of baked beans count?
if so, $918

>3.8k in checking (soon to be 3.4k after rent paid)
>3k in savings
>1500 in Roth
>200 in throwaway money for stock investing
>Net worth of about -800 with loans

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>>66511809
>>66511809
>>66511786
>>66511766
>>66511749
>>66511706
>>66511679
>>66511595
>>66511562
>>66511501
>>66511468
>>66511426
>>66511369
>>66511326
>>66511300
>>66511300
Too lewd

>>66510430
>hit him in the fucking neck
Looks like his superior ballerina style proved effective senpai

>>66511817
I'm not a wizard so i'm a chad?

Is "what can i do for you" an acceptable way to address someone's greeting

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>>66511843

>>66511855
Join us

>>66511861
Yes

>>66511862
Depends, are you in retail?

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oh boy

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>>66511879

All the cartoons that appeal to the tumblr crowd subtly or not so subtly take all their components from teenage anime
I just realized that

>>66511881
Are you a wizard?

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>>66511879

It's time for me to leave.

I love you.

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>hentai

>>66511885
Nah I just talk to people like that

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>>66511888
>>66511893

its getting a bit too gay in here, tbqh

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i love animeposters

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>>66511909
I'm not old yet
>>66511926

CANADIANS GET OUT
OUT OUT OUTOUTOUTOUTOUT

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>>66511916

>>66511932

>>66511943

>>66511929
>Not being gay

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>textless anime spam that could be contained with a discord or private chat
I'll just go to bed

>>66511932
I will drive down there and gas the shit out of you...btw are you the crossdresser Washington that was here last year?

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>>66511951

>>66511932
Who's this hoe?

>>66511943
You need to be 18 to post here.

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>>66511951
if its feminine its not gay anon!

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>>66511932
Love you too.

>>66511949
Fuck off, i love Canada.

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>>66511977
rip xbone

>>66511979
I can confirm that i'm not, if you're coming down please destroy i5 bridge and REMOV POORLAND

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>>66511984

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-surveillance-big-data-score-censorship-a7375221.html
Wtf
>>66511951
>>66511984
>>66512000


>>66511989
I'm 21

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this thread

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>>66512042

I need physical companionship. Oh my God.

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Guys I'm 21 with 86k in the bank, with an unknown amount (but I imagine less than 30k) coming in.

What should I buy for fun? (investing advice not needed)

Pulse night club up in here 2bh

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>mfw I'm >>66511385 and I'm reading all the posts in this thread about savings accounts

I'm only fucking twenty and I have more money than a thirty year old lmao.

I guess I selected to play on easy mode for life.

>>66512061

have you tried the Big Brother program?

>>66512022
>21
>calls me chad for not being a wizard
>posts anime

Its starting to add up.

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>>66512018
n-no more

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>>66511281
36k
age 21
>mfw it took three years to save this up

>>66512061
me too anon, i really need a hug right now ;_;

>>66512065
FOB

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>>66512065
Buy a puppy

>>66512082
Okie Dokie

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>>66512022
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-surveillance-big-data-score-censorship-a7375221.html
Good boy points meets credit score desu

>>66512079
Explain

>>66512105
Literally thought the same thing.

>>66512075
Eighteen grande isn't that much money though.
>>66512103
I can count every one I've had this year on one hand.

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>>66512119
rip my parents got one last winter
>>66512105
>>66512150
fresh off the boat?

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>>66512119
don't you laugh at me

Buds

>>66512162
confirmed FOB

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>Conneticut

>>66512162
FUCK OFF BILLIONAIRE

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Texans get in here

>>66511747

>>66511747

>>66511747

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>>66512168

>>66512186
Oh, you think I'm a rich asian...? No, it's just my family is dying.

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>being under 23 and working

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>>66512192
>>66512218
stop it

Why are whites people white

Why are all people black

Why Asians yellow

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>>66512229

>>66512155
i just to have a gf like 3 months ago, we broke up because i change of city, now i feel alone as never in my life, yesterday i meet a cute girl in the bar and i say to her "i love you" and she freaked out and leave me without saying goodbye

hold me cum

>>66512224
What makes you think it is ok to be unemployed?

>>66512263
my dad has a job

>>66512256
i used to*

>>66512061
I'd kill for a hug right now. Anyone will do. I just need human contact

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>>66512224
>tfw life is on track and comfy as fuck
>tfw worked before turning 18

Industrious peoples reap the fruits of their labors
I doubt you'd understand :^)

>>66512275
What are you going to do when he kicks you out for being a failure?

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>>66512247
>wordplay

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>>66512256
>i say to her "i love you"

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IM NOT A CHINK

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>>66512302
It's my specialty Connecticummies

>>66512286
I know exactly how many times I've hugged my mother and shaken my father's hand.

>>66512344
how many times anon?

>>66512316

t. Xiao Sun

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rate me /cum/

>>66512291
When you say worked before 18 do you mean a real job or a Mcjob?

>>66512316
t. Ling Fa Quyang
>>66512340
well ok

>>66512387
mexican/10

>>66512390
First at a grocers and then for a bit at a construction company
Back at grocers because they're more forgiving of my internships

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>>66512298
I'll have a debt-free degree in three years

>>66512291
>spending your youth serving others for meager pay
what a pedestrian way of life

>>66512387
Osama please go

>>66510242

>>66510242

>>66510242

>>66512382
Eleven and four respectively. I could subtract one from latter because I used to have issue with contact with others and it was, well, it doesn't matter.

>>66512305
i have no idea what i was thinking seriously, it was dumb as fuck, i guess i was drunk however we kissed before if than count