/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Cqc6Beqm8

someone tell this leaf to fuck off
*reports thread*

can someone explain sam hyde

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Business idea: make cute trains for use on the british railways

have to take a shit painfully bad but holding it in

I LOVE THE PAIN

AHHHHHHHH

>>66505278
yank

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>centre
>theatre

>>66505282
Train autist loves his trains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IWl77o3l50

>that awful sound on the Class 700s

get tae fc

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This is what every man in Essex looks like

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Clare

>>66505303
queer

>>66505278
the school shooter who got away with it

my gf says im arrogant

someone post le celtic glasses man

our love
is swollen

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>>66505374

essex has the only blonde people in britain

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>Second half of Ocean's ''Nights''

Every night shit

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>>66505317
>borrow another countries language
>constantly spell the words wrong

>>66505340
I lived in Ilford for a year and it was full of pakis.

>>66505317
I truly hate yanks.

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>>66505415
>spell word "centre"
>pronounce it "cen-ter"

greatest moment in movie history coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Syolg4zG4

>>66505403
Bit shopped

Non-normies fuck off, I want a discussion with normies now.

How do you react when a 5/10 starts flirting with you? It's been happening to me more and more often at work lately, and I always get really panicky because I don't want to make them feel sad about getting rejected, but at the same time I don't want to lead them onto thinking they've got a chance only to be disappointed later on. So I do an awkward half-flirt back and mostly just get embarrassed.

Superb YouTube channel

https://youtu.be/PhnBxYCfh6w

Really harrowing

reality has an irish bias

>>66505484
third eye has been blown wide open

>>66505445
>>spell word "center"
>>pronounce it "cent-re"

>>66505445
rough
plough
through
"Centre" pronounced center is negligeable

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Sweeter than wine
Softer than a summer night
Everything I want, I have
Whenever I hold you tight

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the /brit/ approved UKIP leadership candidate coming through

>>66505482
Pineal prodding post

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>>66505454
no

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8 wanks this weekend

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>>66505505
>be french
>spell "negligible" wrong

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genuinely need to call it a night

sam hyde has transcended all levels of irony

>>66505282

reminds of the single carriage i used to get along the entire heart of wales line

how do we rid of niggers lads?

>>66505474
I like using ugglos and ethnics as flirting ''practice''

Go along with it, it's not like you'll end up suddenly in bed banging her you fucking aspie

>>66505406
>no hot but retarded blonde essex gf to confuse with big words and smell her armpits
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph579cc4b41e1e6

RIP ODB
2 raw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAxKsT9CZQ4

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Could've sworn it was saturday wew

>>66505584
its only like midnight there isn't it?

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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>>66505445
centre is historically correct

However I feel that you could use both spellings to help distinguish the noun and verbs
so you could have City Centre
and yet at the same time you could Center in on something.

>>66505593
vote left, then watch them destroy themselves

>>66505612
Very good post, I thoroughly enjoy the works of the old and dirty and the rest of the clan, Wu Tang that is..

Truly, too raw for this earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOkn2BinAdU

>>66505477
>superwog

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>>66505593
Let it snow.

some codeine and tramadol and xanax to sleep

>>66505666
>666
I smoke woolers too
I'm made of the dust
It's legal for me

>>66505693
It highlights the cultural differences between Australians and wogs in a humorous manner

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HAHA FUCK YOU MUSLIM SAVAGES

>>66505721
Jesus Christ, lad. Why can't you just have a couple of beers?

>>66505595
I just don't want them to feel sad if they feel like they're getting somewhere and then I just cut them entirely loose. I'll always be too much of a 'nice guy' to be a chad desu.

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>>66505474

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>>66505694
very good post

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>HAHA FUCK YOU MUSLIM SAVAGES

>>66505744
that's racist

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>>66505694

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reminded me of the lad who parted with £3000 for a hug

>>66505554
whats your dick like

what did you wank to

are you addicted

>>66505751
she's probably done the same to some other lads

fuck her feelings and use the chance to improve yourself

>>66505474
Just treat her like everybody else, if she tries to escalate you have to let her know your not interested

>>66505618
ONLY

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>you will never be this handsome

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>>66476281

>>66505794
he didnt pay 3k just for hug

David Beckham played for Manchester United, Real Madrid, Milan, LA Galaxy, Paris Saint-Germain and Preston North End

yawned and about 50 bones cracked in my jaw

>>66505794
How did he end up in hospital?

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>>66505782
>muslims
>race
TOO MUCH BLUE

>>66505820
his sister got JUSTed though

>>66505820
I look like a really ugly version of him

Languages I plan on learning:
>German
>Spanish
>Norwegian
>Welsh
>Japanese

Do you reckon its achievable???

just got another match

7th of the day

>>66505694
>>66505757
Lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQWmryiIcxY

>>66505794
what a fucking autist faggot. my brother went to japan recently with work and shagged 2 japanese prostitutes. about 20,000 yen a go though he said

>>66505857
absolute state of you

>>66505869
his sister is lovely

>>66505798
I've been led on before, and ended up as a heartbroken ex normie who spends his free time shitposting on an obscure Mongolian website instead of having a happy social life. That's why I over-think it if I'm calling the shots a bit more.

>>66505813
I try to, but that's when I get really embarrassed and end up coming across really cold. Just want to learn how to simultaneously flirt and show that I am completely uninterested desu.

>>66505828
sure you didn't

>tfw spend 90% of my time in a world of my own
>basically day dreaming 24/7
Uhh, help???

>>66505892
anyding bossible if you b urself :DDD

told some girl how much of a sad degenerate I was last night and then I think I told her I'd like it if she kicked me in the bollocks and she still loves me

>>66505747
Too boring. Not trying to sound like a cunt but it's just not my type of relaxation.

>>66505915
t. Rasheed

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>what a fucking autist faggot. my brother went to japan recently with work and shagged 2 japanese prostitutes. about 20,000 yen a go though he said

>>66505927
its not me

>>66505934
>the state of this absolute runt
think you're at the end of the road mate, not even being funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2mIK3XozZc

how did they get Sam into a TED talk

the chinese gf told me today how her and her friends used to watch JAV together then she stared tonguing my ear

felt pretty good haha

>>66505968
chuckled

>>66505794
q. sad

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Would love some physical contact with a female lads

Tramadol doesn't sedate you or get you high, horseshit medicine

In terms of QoL

Australia > Canada > US == NZ >>>>>> UK

>>66505978
it was TedX which is rubbish.

>>66505990
gf gimmick is getting awfully stale mate

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rare

If everyone on this board was put into a room I would honestly be the last one standing after I put you lads down. I'd go for pakis first naturally. Immediately followed by the yanks and Brits. Nothing personal lads. Got to handle the Aussies quick before they pull out their trademark petrol bottle and try set me alight. A good right hook would put most down. The Slavs are used to being hit with heavy boards of wood so I'd have to outsmart them which shouldn't be to hard. Hmmm yes I can see it going quite well for me indeed hmm..

>>66505952
you do sound like a cunt desu

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

>ALPHA BRAIN
>SHROOMTECH
>KRILL & MCT OIL
>PRIMATE CARE PILLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

>Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

Brought to you by SquareSpace©

>>66505952
Understandable. Just be careful. I abused the fuck out of tramadol for a while a few years back and by the end I was having flashes of bright light out of nowhere.

If you want an opiate high, go with dihydrocodeine tbqh. You can still buy that shit over the counter here.

>>66506002
hey how are you

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the state of this

>>66506022
could almost agree if not for the shitty laws in Auzland and how overpriced things are
but our job market sucks atm

>>66505968
he's a 29 year old man with a fiance i'm talking about, don't think this schoolboy shite has anything to do with it

>>66506024
going to be retiring it in a few days once I get over the initial excitement

I hope to end it with a bombshell

>>66505973
accurate post lad
i literally cannot operate like a normal human

yanks are fucking annoying

>>66505978
I'm alright, how are you? :]

>>66506030
Yeah until you run into me, an Irishman, proud mcdonagh and a bare knuckle boxer

>>66506052
business idea: matt runs for UKIP leader

>>66506052
>POOKIP

>>66506049
He said yank, not wank.

>>66505934
i fantasise a lot on my commute

>>66506056
no one fucking cares you complete and utter bore

eating a kit kat

>i voted ukip 2015
>i voted brexit 2016
2 signs your a runt

got sacked from my job on the demo team the other day

made a hole in the wall and hung my sack out through it just as the wrecking ball was about to hit that bit

can happily say it was the biggest climax of my life

>>66506053
>>66506053
>shitty laws
Almost entirely a meme except for guns and lasers

>>66506052
Please don't tell me they want (((Suzanne Evans)))

>>66506037
would honestly love to take a load of pot brownies and sit in an isolation tank after a workout

>>66505529
middle is most attractive though

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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THERE'LL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND

>>66506095
What's the shadow from haha

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>>66505820
take that back

>>66506037
The true rogan experience

>>66506070
Innit though.

>>66506023
is it a parody of TED talks? i'm not advanced enough for this humour

>>66506139
Is this the Romanian

>>66506128
she could actually be my ex gf in modern form

left a bottle of red uncorked lads

tastes a bit off now

>>66506148
Ted X lets basically anyone on, that's why they always have rubbish presentations about feminism or whatever.

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>>66506121
Raheem Kassam is the front runner

>I type in all lower case when I shitpost
*gently tips fedora*

>>66506085
Don't you start again lad or I'll put you down quicker than you can say cheeky nandos.

>>66506139
Mate you look like an androgynous fucking cretin stop posting your grim mug here

>>66506034
Medicine effects overs differently. Stop projecting.
>>66506043
Wise words, noted. I'm not looking for an opiate high, I am looking for sleep aids as the NHS has failed me with medicine to help my insomnia. At this point I am considering a DHC dependence just to sleep not get high.

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>>66506052
>suzanne evans

>>66506164
no its some runt who gets spammed on /b/

>>66506106
ok son

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags.

big fan of the paddy rorke who frequents /brit/

big, big fan

>>66506183
>stop projecting
what? i'm not boasting about my degeneracy to strangers on the internet
how could i be projecting

>>66506043
>opiates are prescription only in ireland
>get bright idea to try cwe one day when fucked
>walk into pharmacy a right state completely hungover
>"ughh yeah er could i have some codeine please"
>smile awkwardly
>"b-bad back haha"
>severe look
>no [my name] opiates are prescription only

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>>66506095

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not really sure what is going on here

>>66506030
>>66506085
With my mix of sheer Anglo intelligence and pure Celtic brute neither of you would last long in a physical altercation with myself.

big fan of the ballbusting gimmick 2bh

I was drinking with my gf and her best friend and ended up tongue kissing the friend while my gf watched. Gf kissed her too and had no problems with me doing it though. Probably could've had a threeway if her friend wasn't on her period at the time.

>>66506226
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

>>66506223
Image editing software

>>66506207
hes a c*tholic though

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>yanks have never been on a train or bus in their lives

weird

>>66505820
Wish I could grow a perfect beard like that

Could hide my weak jaw

Donald trump can't do somethibg against me hahahahahaah

>>66506184
I'd eat her vomit tbqh.

>>66506208
You'regetting me wrong. I am taking medicine prescribed by me through people more qualified at their professions than your arm-chair knowledge of the world. Not illegal drugs obtained by rasheed

wouldn't mind some nice comfy yummy codeine rn

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>>66506243
>the absolute state of this drunk paddy bastard

>>66506184
That's hot af
Do they bang after?

Could you identify the Irish posters by their defineable traits?

must say we're quite the vibrant bunch

>>66506249
london
the place where i grate my cheese

>>66506266
if you can't sleep without drugs you should just end it now desu fám

>>66506249
schoolbus m8

was on an old train car in a museum (where it belongs) as a kid too

>>66506288
vibrant bunch of benders

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>work tomorrow

>>66506284

new

>>66506294
I have chronic PTSD from seeing a punishment shooting when I was a kid easy for you to say with your cushy silver spoon life

want to have a cigarette after diner quite a bit but not going to permit myself to do so

>>66506288
They're either drug taking normies or perpetually angry IRA lamers

>>66506116
>your
3rd sign

>>66506319
Heh
Nerd

>>66506303
hah goddeeeee

>>66506331
just get over it and stop being a little bitch desu

She looks so good
That I wish I could
She looks so fine
That I wish she were mine
She looks so nice
That I want to see her twice
But she seems so free
That I wish she was me

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>>66506284
>the absolute state of this new bong boy bollock

>>66506303
Quite clearly you didn't think over that post

Now I'll give you an opportunity to redact your statement but you obviously didn't look at my flag. I'm Irish, therefore hard as nails and willing to knock any Anglo out and rape his wife, sowing strong paddy seed in her womb.

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>>66506288
No I can't

>>66506343
i am none of those :c

i didn't "fall asleep" as such in about 6 years. just passed out drunk every single night after 8-10 cans of strong lager. i got a mild case of alcoholic fatty liver which is easily reversible with a month or two of no alcohol and my LFT blood tests were all 100% normal

might have a fried egg

it's well known that i am by far the best Irish poster in this general, the only other indisputable fact is that with absolute certainty the Anglo is the inferior of the Celt

>>66506288
I could rattle off a list of Irish gimmicks but some would be the same people
Big fan of ALL irish posters except the mong who was to wind some /pol/ shite into every single post he makes

>tfw you don't know how Dormers is

>>66506288
You have a 3" willy

>>66506369
Giggled

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>>66506319
time to drive a truck around and play with powertools and machines WEW

>I left my business, husband and family to volunteer at the Calais refugee camp
just anglo women things

>>66506287
No, she gets more drunk and throws up more

>>66506385
>the state of the runt

Who here never had a girlfriend but could quite easily get a girlfriend if they wanted just the types of girl that they could get as girlfriend aren't the types of girl they want as girlfriend?

>>66506398
He's in /brit/ heaven now

>>66506386
at this hour? no fuckin way looooooool

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>>66506184
delete this immediately

>>66506387
>literally imitating my gimmick

what flattery

IRISH POSTERS
IDENTIFY YOURSELVES
reply to the post once each
we need to know how many of you so called "leprechauns" their are

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sent a whatsapp to someone I assumed would be asleep and they've just replied

>>66506410
she deserves what she gets

>>66506398
you replied to the wrong post

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All Irish posters will meet up in dublin to decide who is the best poster on /brit/

>>66506426
love the pacific northwest

>>66506413
Linkypoo?

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just watched seven pounds (the will smith film)

came very close to crying ngl

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...

>>66506426
need these goddamn planes of my motherfuckin train

Hahahahahaahahahah

>>66506448
I'm moving to Dublin in 2017

>>66506466
Awful movie

Very flattering that my (inferior) closely related Celtic subordinates try to undermine my authority as the best Irish poster in all of 4chan

Might have to dish out a bit of the old physical ultraviolence

>>66506415
yeah it was runtish but at least i can laugh at people on here who're like "omg im such an alcoholic XD". you probably didn't even start hallucinating when you stopped. amateur

>>66506456
oh wow lol

if you havent had a gf by 18 its over lads im sorry.

Could beat any Irish ones from down south easy

>>66506448
new irish citizen here (thank you based grandma)

will be moving over after we do a brexit

I am now a chicano

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>Very flattering that my (inferior) closely related Celtic subordinates try to undermine my authority as the best Irish poster in all of 4chan

>Might have to dish out a bit of the old physical ultraviolence

>>66506500
wow m8r ur wel 'ard u is

made a so called "post", lads

>>66505585

>>66506218
If it's any consolation, being fucked (assuming you mean drunk) ruins the effects of opiates for the most part anyway.

Doing a CWE on some Paramol and waiting an hour would only have made you fall asleep in that state anyway.

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>>66506448
>the only two replies have brit flags

>>66506500
>bragging that you were the worst, most hardcore alcy
turborunt

Name ten things that aren't vapourwave

>>66506466
Refused to watch that utter shite with my flatmates, went upstairs, looked up the ending, went back down and told the spastics

Drivel

>>66506511
Highly doubtful

Hardest man in Dundalk here, literally live in muiheavnamor and just got in the gaff from a long day of drinking down by PC world, accosted an old woman's hard earned bennies

>>66505278
Responsible for every major shooting in America for the last two years

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hmm

runt has jumped the shark

anyone who persists in posting it is an automaton desu

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

wouldn't mind waking up one morning to find all yanks were hung in the streets

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me and my son, just bought us some new laptops

test post

(ignore)

Ahh yes truly irelands finest

https://youtu.be/ZuE0SfZHs8g

Remember that rorke druggie from Belfast? Wonder if he's dead.

>>66506571
>3.4% of my country is degenerate

ughhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>66506551
>he hasn't even hallucinated spiders crawling up the walls whilst shaking in bed and sweating buckets despite being freezing cold

>>66506528
Fucking hell look at those quads, forearms and biceps

A powerful Celtic stature to say the least, judging by the pelvic angle on that toilet he'd dish out a good bashing on an Anglo woman's pussy

>>66506610
he's not.

>romanians
>people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvL_DGjGuhA

w-what even is this?
is this real life?

>>66506576
has the mexicunt crossed the border

>>66506622
this is the type of runt that thinks being dope sick is a status symbol

>>66506448
Irish citizen here

>jumped the shark
hat

and also
>alcy dick measuring hours
not a fan
hang yourselves degen scum

>>66506410
>having a huge illegal """refugee""" camp in your country
just baguette things

>the absolute state of yank posts

>>66506592
>Ireland's finest
>first footage is Belfast
Ahh yes....British intelligence

>>66506638
How do you know?

>>66506644
the effect of Communism

>>66506558
Love to see you come up against a north dub, i can smoke a whole two skinner to meself. Those niggers from compton haven't seen the shit compared to the streets of darndale

>>66506697
part of the /brit/ skype group

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>>jumped the shark
>hat

>and also
>>alcy dick measuring hours
>not a fan
>hang yourselves degen scum

>>66506649
jesus belfast is grim

>>66506571
I think black/brown people are just often SEVERELY in the closet

>>66506592
as they say, if the crossroads empty give her plenty

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>>66506589

just eated a load of cashew nuts and peanuts and now i feel sick

>>66506749
Really good post.

>>66506644
>that feral kid just screaming
quite horrifying

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>the /brit/ skype group

>>66506649
that dox was proved to be wrong

look at google satellite and compare with the garden

>>66506713
is it just the reddit flag runts from the sync?

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I actually know these two gents irl and they live near my way, this ought to make you laugh

https://youtu.be/uIcVTR4LCjY

Absolute fucking spackers, both of them drug addicts

Christ, lads. Thinking i might make myself another cup of hot cocoa for the 20th night in a row

>>66506592
I swear to God that Belfast and Glasgow were only invented to make me hate white people.

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>tfw gonna be a british citizen soon

>>66506713
whos got the best fedora in the group?

louie, you've gone FERAL

>>66506743
They probably weren't activated correctly

How did you do that
Are you spying on me?

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>the /brit/ skype group

>>66506679
>Northern IRELAND

ahh yes Irish education everyone

>>66506768
mostly but they're some others not from the sync era

>>66506782
ulster

>>66506457
I wouldn't go near a 4chan meetup if you paid me
and im not even a normie really

>>66506779
>the state of the UK border

>>66506644
This is communism, but Romanians are pretty runtish anyway

>>66506736
look at the stains on her knees from servicing jamal

bit under the weather today lads
mum got me sick

fuckin whore...

>>66506622
Rutn behavious but I took datura which is like hell in real life. I saw mechanical spiders rip open my body on it and couldnt sleep because I thought my bed was made of nails

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>>66506819
you shouldn't eat of your mum's feet then

>>66506819
STD?

>>66506791
fuck off

bit mad how EU turbocapitalism has repaired Central and parts of Eastern Europe

>>665068245
Haha, yeah I totally agree.

>>66506808
through descent, not naturalization

wont be stepping foot in the uk again until ive got me passport in hand x

>>66506804
I wasn't seuggesting a meetup, I was going to heem the lot of you cunts and claim my title

>>66506845
eu did nothing wrong

>>66506803
who else is in the group?

>>66506766
lmao nice damage control you fucking twat

how exactly is it wrong?

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>>66506749
>>66506748

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>tfw NEET for 3 years
>starting a full time job at an insurance company tomorrow
>2 months training then straight into it

On the one hand I'm excited to stop being a leech on others but on the other there'll be no more late night 4chan posting in the week for me. I've got to get up at 7AM tomorrow, I haven't got up before noon in years

>>66506801
Hmm last I checked NI was under British rule and has been influenced by the British and under they're rule for around a hundred years, got nothing to do with us, they are your autists.

ulster, herts, edinburgh and manchester are meeting up next weekend in scotland and they're all staying at one lads house

they're also be going out trying to pull

this is no word of a lie

first /brit/ meet up since that one back in the day i imagine

>>66506874
see above, oh yeah and norfork and others you v. likely wouldn't know

>>66506883
Because if you look in the doxx image, there's another shed that is missing in the google satellite photo

and belfast hasn't posted in here for several months if you're wondering

*Dons my finest reddit flag*
*enters the sync and join my fellow cretins*

just had an anime moment lads
>out walking the so-called dog
>grill walks past
>says "hello" quietly, too late for me to respond because she's already behind me
>doggo stops at the corner up ahead and looks at her (she likes young women)
>the girl's dawdling around looking at something some students left outside
>looks at me
>i just pull my dog around the corner and keep going

>>66506926
Normies will NEVER understand this.

>>66506899
wtf I hate Britain now

>>66506899
Nah you can fucking have em it's in the name lmao its northern ireland not northern Britain smdh

>>66506886
how did you explain the three year gap in your CV?

eating a big banana

>calling fries "chips"

>>66506644
we wuz romans and shitttttt

>>66506914
Grwter london

>>66506886
welcome to the real world cuckboi

>>66506913
you're a fucking mong

how do you pronounce 'berk' and 'berkshire'?

>brit Skype group

Cannot help but think that they just make fun of my posts behind my back

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>sink lads skype
>not invited

>>66506936
Hmmm....sorry it's a no from me.

>>66506983
Give up on this gimmick lad, it'll never take off.

>>66506978
>>66506978
>>66506978
>>66506978
>>66506978
>>66506978

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>tfw 5ft 8 and built like Mark Corrigan

>>66506909
No stay out

>>66506967
Is this from Louis Theroux?

>>66506872
Apart from the Euro, open borders and taking powers from national governments