You wake up as POW of Japan, WW2.

*builds a bridge*

>>66503432
Do not kill, I am ally, fight against Russia to get Kuril islands

>>66503432
turn 360 degree and walk away

>>66503432
Probably have a better time than as a POW in an American or British camp.

>>66503467
You should whistle something, it'll make the time pass faster.

>>66503432
am i going to be a comfort man?

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>>66503531
Yyyyeah, no.

>>66503576
look at those guns, i wonder how they even manage to carry a rifle

>>66503467
Pick a fight with this cunt so the Japs come and check it out meanwhile my mate Damo and the boys sneak up on the Japs and bottle the cunts. Then we take over the camp.

The end

I would ask - "Do you love Poland?".

>>66503612
more like you and me having a sex infront of them

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>>66503535
>>66503467
Good posts

>>66503576
At least that guy was clothed and fed before dying a quick death. The American and British camps were brutal what with all the purposeful starvation and disease. Also torture. Japs killed you, but at least they did it in a somewhat honorable fashion.

try to talk the aussie cunt into not suiciding himself to distract the japs while i rally up the rest of the POWs for a last stand

>>66503677
didn't you play world at war
they cigarette you on the face (dambe-fang)

wait a second

why am i taken prisoner anyways?

fuck that shit

im fighting to the death

>>66503677
Are you deranged? Nips tortured POWs with zeal because they thought surrendering was dishonorable.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataan_Death_March

>>66503647
I'll be having a sex with Tojo's wife by the end of the week

>>66503677
>>66503677
Do you really believe this? You fucking nigger. The Japs would make scientific experiments on the Americans and Australians. They were their "toys". Countless death marches also. The Japs were cruel. Americans at least treated Japs with dignity, and only began to torture Jap POWs with certain moderate brutality after that became known. I'm really ashamed of being Japanese. I wish America would kill more of our disgusting ugly people.

>>66503432
Not my problem.
At that time we were part of the axis

>>66503432
Make friends with some Australians, we end up out cannibalizing the nips and weaken their moral to the point they'd be making peace offerings of Vegemite for the Aussies to use on their dead, just so we don't kill and eat them.

Nobody fucks with Aussies in jungle warfare

>>66503760
>wait a second
>why am i taken prisoner anyways?
>fuck that shit
>im fighting to the death
凸(艹皿艹 )

We wuz belligerent and shieet

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>>66503576

>>66504244
wtf somebody should stop those guys

>>66503845
t. Zitto

>>66503432
Considering the japs did horrible things to their captives id be looking,out for myself and my family. Id horde food, try to sneak things in ect

>>66503432
This is a mistake my allies.

>>66503467
weeewo wowowo wee wee woo
weewo wowowo wee wee woo
weewo wowowoweewoo wowowo weewowo

>>66507408
Well, thank you for that.

>>66507408
fucked up the end of a bit
should be
weewo wowowow weewoo weewoo wooweewoweeeweo
or something

>>66503845
>I wish America would kill more of our disgusting ugly people.
I wish they killed more ugly japanese and make way for an eugenitized country full of qt anime looking girls desu

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>>66506636
laugh out loud @ whitey

get back to work

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>>66503646
"Yesu we robe Porando!!!"
"war ends"

probably not a lot of edgy things just keep my head down and do as i'm told

>>66503432
hello where are the anime :DDD
>>66503845
ティ

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>>66503432

ABOBORA

ABOBORA

>30 years later
>shonen about alladin

>>66504244
->
>>66510151

>>66503432
My great uncle was a soldier in hong kong with the brits when the japs came

He survived, but apparently came back a terrible person or a shell, and my family largely kept his existence a secret from me.

>>66503432
>why am I here
>british fucking shits
>why didn't I listen to John Vorster
>I wish I was at home apartheiding the blacks

>>66504339
yeah, thankfully the Russians are there helping humanithy

>>66504339
well, you could stop funding the Saudi, that would be a good start