The Barratt new build life edition
/balt/
>>66503313
I think I'll have a wee shave
>>66503313
great edition
matthew ludford
what a life
/éire/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v-vWTNp9Xs
barratt homes look like something out of simpsons
>>66503313
did deano go to uni?
Is a three hour round trip worth a fuck?
Found footage of are kev getting battered
>Irish cartoons
>that accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCm1sjARU7E
I am NOT English, Welsh, Scottish or Northern Irish.
I am BRITISH.
>>66503382
desu it probably would be for me
depends how desperate you are in all honesty
>>66503379
He got a sports BTEC
What's that book with pictures of national stereotypes and a short few paragraphs about them, /brit/?
It's a cheeky bit racist.
>>66503400
DONT FUCKING DO THAT IN MY HOUSE YOU LITTLE SHIT
*strangles you and beats you within inches of your life, spits on your cold body*
MARTHA GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND CLEAN YOUR SON UP! TELL HIM TO COME BACK TO ME WHEN HES A MAN!
who is that guy in the suit ?
don't say deano
just found out about this ASMR gimmick
going to try it now
>>66503438
deano
>>66503438
deano
Can't trust whether janny will delete the thread or not yet tbqh
>>66503391
>the minions that pour out of the side door
creasing
>>66503391
Martial arts are fake and shite
Its just stupid shite middle class mums send their kids to
In a real fight you'd get fucking demolished and everyone would laugh
>>66503391
the barratt new build gimmick is probably my favourite gimmick since bollockbusting and runtposting (before it was ruined)
>>66503415
yeah but then he did Sport "Science" at UCLan
>>66503445
>>66503446
okay what is the origin of the picture
>>66503457
Why not prove it by having a a few fights with MMA runts that are smaller than you and winning them all
>>66503485
selfie from deano's instagram
>>66503466
worked on a Barratt site recently and they seem so lifeless and plain. M
>>66503393
kek'd audibly 2bh
>>66503466
>runtposting
this was never a gimmick
>>66503457
its legit but you need to train for years to the point its basically automatic for it to be useful.
no one is thinking about choke-holds or spin kicks in a fight.
>>66503466
keep me posted
>>66503457
>Martial arts
Why are you talking about martial arts in a dancing video?
sister is allergic to almonds quite severely and she just text me to say she accidentally just ate an almond so I said "don't die" to her and am ignoring the rest of her texts because I dunno what to do lol
>>66503485
deano at his new build
Someone post the webm of the batty black lad in high heels doing some proper queer dancing.
>>66503457
*teleports behind you*
>>66503541
rip
>>66503468
So where did you go to uni then?
>UCL-
University College London> Wow look at clever cloggs here!
>No, I went to UCLa-
University of California, Los Angeles? Wow! You went to America to study? Fucking hell that must have been an experience and a half
>NO! UNIVERSITY OF CENTRAL LANCASHIRE!
You at least did something like Business or Chemistry?
>Sport Science
Ah yes very impressive
>>66503547
>>66503503
haha nice one smart arses
>>66503541
shan't be reading this
>>66503541
something something deez nuts
>>66503400
>northern Irish
no such thing
the gf is well hard
do NOT mess with her
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1476727367321.webm
>>66503457
shit like muay thai, boxing, judo etc are all good
Anything that has you actually spar against a resisting opponent at full contact
Fuck fucking Europe and their shite gun laws fuck fuck fuck I just want to own a gun a tokarev would be beautiful, even a mosin or Swedish/German Mauser
Fucking shite gun laws
May iswell go dig up some fucking IRA stash
Give me just one (1) good reason NOT to learn Welsh, move to rural mid/north Wales, and get a Welsh patriot gf.
>>66503583
>muh guns
fuck off yank
hi boys
>>66503583
>May iswell go dig up some fucking IRA stash
What do the IRA do now, anon? Do they go around kneecapping people for making racist comments on Twitter or what?
>>66503580
>>66503583
>wanting rasheed and jamal to have guns
ah yes
very good
>>66503592
100% welsh lamb.jpg
>>66503580
this isn't funny or arousing and those are the only two reasons you should ever link a webm with sound on /brit/
delete your fucking account mate, you're a disgrace
>>66503444
how new
>>66503602
hey girl
>>66503592
i would have to live in wales
>>66503583
could drive to walmart and buy a gun right now if I wanted to, no license needed
>>66503629
hai
>>66503592
welsh is dying out and is also a shit language
plus everyone speaks english and nobody really cares
>just started talking to girl in my building
>very sweet and smart and attractive
>we go to eat pizza for dinner yesterday
>we have a nice time
never felt more normie ugh
>>66503616
Probably already do.
>>66503457
*kung fus you*
>>66503592
your ugly
Timothy James Byrne Here
At my NEW flat in High Wycombe
On the 22nd of October
>>66503611
ironic you're replying to me with my oc hehehe
>>66503623
wrap yourself in a bin liner then jump in the thames you melt
Might roll a joint lads
Just secured a date with a literal 10/10 on tinder, and she messaged me first.. Wut.
I'm going to spaghetti all over the fucking place.
>>66503580
you call that a gf?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1476843355361.webm
what's up
mum told me that the test they do for downs syndrome showed I was highly likely to have it and they seriously considered aborting me hahahahahaha like
>>66503666
Good lad
>>66503610
no for selling marijuana
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
>>66503666
you arrive in the northern powerhouse
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/bealiddle/pictures?cf=profile
Hmmmmm
>>66503670
Probably be a practical joke.
snapped my retainers
do they get fixed on the NHS? i'm 23
>>66503583
>tfw moving to a NoGunz country and need to sell/leave mine behind
gonna miss my babies
my mum says she will only hold onto one of them, and my dad had to convince her to even do that.
will leave my Arisaka because its rare and my favorite. my other guns are pretty generic stuff.
doing a poo
or as we yanks call it, taking a shit
>>66503610
Actually lad just the other day someone broke down some lads door charged in and shot him multiple times, first thing the news reporters said was he was from the IRA but then again it was BBC.
>>66503700
audibly kekd
should be in bed
>>66503716
Only if you're on jobseekers or severely disabled.
>>66503716
are you dumb or oblivious? orthodontics are not covered by state health insurance
your parents have dumped thousands of pounds so that you wont have typical britbong teeth and you dont even realise
>>66503713
That might be preferable to the spaghetti fest.
>>66503712
(s) he's hot
>>66503610
That's the point, the actual nationalist properly organised effective ira disbanded and buried their weapons in sites all over the country
Some wee teeny bopper in Antrim discovered 40 rifles
my life in pictures
how are we all feeling about the attendance of work tomorrow fellow wagies
>>66503766
>orthodontics are not covered by state health insurance
they are in a first world country like britain
>>66503756
me to, need to be up at 5 haha
>>66503769
Just bee yourself!!
the gf
>>66503784
i voted for this to happen brexit was a great success
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477253827212.webm
fuckin anime niggas kek
>>66503785
I've got today till Wednesday off
>>66503784
the real nige crumbled to dust and ascended to heaven when the leave vote was announced
he had fulfilled his purpose on this earth
>>66503803
still waiting for this to load
>>66503785
not in till Tuesday but that isnt a great feel either
oh well, better than being neet and having your life stagnate
>>66503724
Very nice, how much was the arisaka? Where you moving?
capstone is officially due as of now lads
thank fuck that's over
>>66503766
>orthodontics are not covered by state health insurance
It is if you're a child, unemployed, disabled, elderly or Scottish.
>>66503766
orthodontics are covered in the UK up until 17 or 18
>>66503716
my retainers cost around £120 to fix
>>66503822
fuck you
>>66503839
fuck you
>>66503771
>disbanded
Why the fuck would they hide them if they weren't still active or are going to be massively active again like last time? Seems to me you could sell them for a good amount or am I missing something.
>>66503838
our lives only ever load
they're never complete
>>66503838
>he waits for her picture to load
>she waits for Chad's load
>£4k to fix fucked up teeth and jaw
no wonder everyone has fucked teeth in this country.
>>66503583
same desu
I would love to own an m16
today's trump rally is absolutely bangin'
>>66503861
I mean Scottish is covered in most of those things you said before it, it wasn't particularly necessary
>>66503837
what we have now is Figel Narage
>>66503766
>have braces as a kid, 2 years
>get a retainer
>absolutely REFUSE to wear it
now my teeth are bunched. parents should have beat me tb h
didn't wear my retainers after having braces and now my teeth are back to being fucked
brilliant
>>66503886
>donal trump
the fucking STATEs
>>66503870
>>66503901
>we
>>66503883
>tfw company gives me private health care
don't even know how to use it lol
think it's like £100 excess per year and they cover everything above that
>>66503785
Got sacked two weeks ago, loving this neet life desu
>>66503868
Good Friday agreement, they were supposed to have legally gotten rid of their weapons but that was impossible because there was well over 100,000 rifles floating about and a lot of munitions and explosives
Many where buried underground in case they could be used again, what else would you do with such highly illegal items? Selling them would take too long and smuggling them would be a monumental task
*guitar solo*
>>66503901
i do NOT like his new dick tickler
>Roll call, my dudes! Who has completed phase 2 of Operation Whinge at the BBC?
hahaha alri sargon?
behold
the carbon atom
the essential element for all life on earth
anyone tried 4-ACO-DMT here
>his teeth genetics are bad enough that he actually had to consider or even get it fixed with expensive dentistry
runts the lot of you
>>66503849
$1700 about for a type 38 in usable clean condition with Japanese imperial seals still on it.
Ammo is expensive as well because only one company in Finland makes it.
Bath is really expensive to rent in
>>66503983
just do real dmt you spong
>>66503983
had a gram of it but never got to try it and accidentally threw it out
someone post slags
behold
my willy
The essential element for my willy
>>66503994
>>66503849
also Taiwan, their gun laws are ultra strict.
I complain about Canadian laws but sometimes I forget how shit most of the world has it.
>>66503799
Tried that for 27 years. Think it's time to take a different approach.
So fucking glad it's a bank holiday tomorrow lads don't think I could face going back to work yet
someone deck this cunt
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/justin-bieber-walks-off-stage-12068010
>>66504044
haha alri ludders
research chemicals are an easy indicator of a total runt
>>66503983
no I tried 5-ALK-KLM-4-CIA-DMT
>So fucking glad it's a bank holiday tomorrow lads don't think I could face going back to work yet
I really tried to get drunk this time
But it got to five hours in, and I was still sober, so I had to call it a night
Now I'm sat here with enough cheap liquor in me to warrant a hangover, but I'm not drunk, I'm drinking orange cordial and eating Haribo
Fuck my liver
Gf sent me this last night
gonna watch some jav
>>66503583
just move to the last non shit country there is
>"British" tv show
>Has a Dane, a Lithuanian, an Indian, a Welsh and just one Englishmen
>>66504068
Did a lot of Meow back in the day.
Can confirm I was/am a runt.
>>66503983
Nope, but since the ban in May, I've learned how to get proper drugs off the deep web.
Thanks tories, without you I'd never have tried heroin.
about to take 10mg of Amitriptyline lads
I'm a thundering disgrace to the idea of personal hygiene haha
anyone tried R2-D2 here
>>66504101
more
>>66504101
your gf is a coalburner lad
>>66504068
I don't do drugs personally *swigs budweiser* *burps*
a gram of fentanyl straight up the shitter
>>66504097
That's not nice. You got me excited.
>>66504022
4-aco and 5-meo are both "real" DMT you spanner
I think these trains are neat.
>>66504144
screaming howling screeching crying dying
>>66504119
literally me
>>66504115
>switzerland
>non shit
umm honey they have a ridiculously ineffective government and are a bastion of meme referendums
Wow really makes me think
>>66504130
LITERALLY me after AL-LAD was banned
>oh well i'll just get acid from Agora
>might as well buy some heroin while i'm here
didn't really enjoy snorting it though, had bad heart palpitations.
literally inhaling 0.5 grams of (S)-3-[1-Methylpyrrolidin-2-yl]pyridine as we speak
just done 3 lines of C3PO and I am absolutely buzzing
Imipramine 25mg
anyone tried 69-SEX-CUM here
>>66504167
no they're not
>>66504207
Same
I'm too pussy to use a needle. It's a line in the sand I refuse to cross.
Wasn't a fantastic experience.
how do you google bad stuff without getting put on a list
>>66504180
> a bastion of meme referendums
sounds like ireland :3
>>66504214
Silk cut?
Timothy James Byrne Here
At my NEW flat in High Wycombe
On the 22nd of October
>>66504237
yeah a couple of times
>what kind of train u want
>just fuck my shit up
>>66504119
>I want to see themmmm
>yummy :33
>take off the bra :33
>they're really nice :33333
y-you too
>>66504248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdKaod0i-A
Getting my daily dose
>>66504241
prove it
>>66504248
Do it on someone else computer/connection
5-meo-DALT was the worst RC I tried, threw my remaining pills away.
>>66504207
should have put it up yer arse laddo
sticking some ITV2 up my arse and I've got work in 7 hours
the missus is craving for some 3-BBC-OC=3
>>66504248
just browse with a duvet over you
Drug wankers love their fucking drugs
Don't want to go to bed because I don't want the weekend to end ;_;
>>66504243
Would use a needle if I was with someone who knew what they were doing, would try a speedball also.
Why are Brits so adorable?
What is currently the best legal research chemical?
>>66504319
gfgdsffds
Just did some 4-BRM-342-FNE-343N-ERE-342J-FEI-312-312567-6547
>>66504251
no just some cheap greek baccy I found on the street
>>66504252
really glad he has a roof over his head 2bh
>fucking niceee
>>66504279
like from the library?
>>66504248
I don't use Google
Bought a gram of 3-fpm, did it all over a day and a bit and didn't sleep for nearly 3 days
That shit was fucking mental, incredibly compulsive and had a ridiculous half life
Fuck rcs desu
>>66504101
>sent me this
>sent
>sc story
ok
>>66504248
use chrome incognito
>>66504321
Yeah but then comes track marks, collapsed veins, all that nasty shit.
>>66504328
all research chemicals are illegal here now
broken britain
>>66504353
No, a friend of yours. It'll be like a prank.
>>66504170
Absolutely love the Class 153
By far my favourite DMU
I have NEVER done drugs
drinking some HOH
>cleaning out my junk email folder
>three invites to interviews from early this year when I was unemployed
woops haha
>>66504328
BMW X3
>>66504371
>chrome
How fast could I read War and Peace if I was smashing speed the whole time?
just took some ISBN
About to tuck into my sandwich lads
>>66504411
>Can't get a fucking job to save my life
>Get a job
>several interview invites
ah yes
>ah yes let's make legal highs illegal
>now people will go to the black markets to get them
>the black markets also sell all those other illegal drugs
>WOW NOW EVERYONES TAKING ALL THE ILLEGAL DRUGS, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
ah yes
looking at comfy flats on rightmove again
>>66504359
I think I recall trying 500mg of that
didn't sleep for 3 days, didn't eat for 5
I'd down a bottle of water and piss it all out instantly
>>66504170
bit cold out
tried 2-hpcm once
fucking mental could really feel my bollocks THIS close to bursting out after half an hour so I asked the missus to put an end to my miserable masculinity
legalise M83 now
>>66504447
>implying conservatives are smart when it comes to legislating profitable victimless "immorality"
>>66504447
Runt mentality, how about man up and get off the drugs you junkie bastard
just did some HTC-1
more like /3-rit/
Will the legalisation of marijuana amplify weed culture or diminish it?
>>66504258
>>66504433
is that sick?
>>66504455
I just never felt wired from it so I'd do more and more both snorting it and bombs
When I was around people they could tell I was out of my nut though haha
>>66504488
muh degeneracy
>>66504328
freshly baked bread
petrol
butane
whipped cream
oh, you said legal
feel obliged to do a wank tonight but I don't really feel like it
>>66504488
DUDE
>>66504170
just realised this is in the same place as the official train of the northern powerhouse
hehe
>>66504433
cheese, egg and pepperoni?
looks tasty :3
310 posts of BR-17 straight into the retinas
>>66504368
bf also sent me this
>>66504511
screeching
>>66504519
DUDE I WANT BLACKS AND HISPANICS TO ALWAYS HAVE ILLICIT DRUGS AS A PROFIT STREAM
>>66504526
haha good spot
>>66504526
ahhhhhhh
racists
any comfy youtube channels like the cooking in the forest one?
just snorted .5g of H20. gona be a crazy nightttt
>autumn is nearly over
what the fuckkkkk
>>66504402
Bet you haven't you little braindead mong
>>66504556
WEED
yeah just had a bit of krokodil, injected it right into the bloodstream I did
This ought to be comfy
>>66504599
alri pusher
>.png (2.2 MB, 1360x1340)
just about to inject some food straight into my brain so i think faster
could have sworn I had half a fag to put in my spliff
gonna have to roll a purey like some yank runt
>>66504568
Know about Primitive Technology?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA
Time for my daily viewing of this masterpiece of Scottish comedy
https://youtu.be/zSUBaX1eHgA
About to do a few hash browns lads
>he doesn't sell mandy to students at club nights
>>66504668
*stabs you*
I was killed in a horrific car crash earlier but I'm fine now
just injected 50CC's of air straight into my veins
ahhhhhhhhhhhh yes
>>66504634
you sound poor lmao
>I was killed in a horrific car crash earlier but I'm fine now
*bites knuckle*
might watch that Hypernormalisation thing
fucking hate normies
>>66504711
huuuuuuuu blimey
>>66504673
every fucking time I go out and get off my nut I always get like 10 people asking me if I've got any mandy to sell
don't think I even look like I could be a dealer desu
>>66504673
tried this once, everyone didnt trust me
i was 18 at the time, was that a problem? it was good fucking pure mandy i broke up the rocks myself
went with 400 caps to a festival and sold maybe 10 over the span of multiple hours
>>66504679
rip
>>66504736
its long but worth it
>>66504765
waheyyyy hahaha
*walks off a cliff*
>>66504749
I personally think that's a good thing, people shouldn't be buying off random cunts in clubs and festivals unless they have a death wish
*buys tuna off the darknet*
Allothunnus-falla is on its way from a methlab in the caribbeans
>>66504711
fucking hell she's insane
>>66504795
well not for me fuck im tryna make a buck
hate that niggers cutting mandy with bleach gives dealers a bad name
>>66503313
Lads brits been a bit boring for a while now, think we should get back to our old shenanigans like we used to back in the day.
*steals an aspirin out of my mas purse, crushes it up and snorts it*
WEEEOOOOOOOOOOO AIm on AH WHACKYYYY BUZZZZ
>>66504839
this post reeks of the reddit
>>66504824
cut my charlie with paracetamol haha
>>66504796
didnt know tuna was outlawed
>>66504839
*dies from famine*
>>66504824
legalise it and sell it in regulated shops with harm reduction advice I say
>>66504702
>be that guy
>look for a few quotes assuming my now crash-impervious body will bring down my premium
>fail to realize insurance is for the car, not the driver
>no pesto in the house
REEEEE
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>66504839
Fuck off nonce r I'll end ya
got myself a reputation as a druggie at work oops haha
>>66504863
at least do it with something harmless like benzocaine which just gives a numbing effect like coke does anyway
>>66504875
what is life insurance
>>66504863
youre supposed to use inert ingredients to cut you absolute NIGGER
hope one of your custies OD's and they ID you
>>66504906
you pay someone a load of money each month and they promise to pay you back the money with interest but only once you've died
>ahahhhe yehhh I'm such a druggie xDDD
Absolutely abhor cunts like this, what a pseudo normie dramatisation to put on, you have no idea what it's like to be trapped into a real drug addiction not just taking benzos to try and forget you're a fat NEET for a while
r8 my Ireland flag
>>66504891
You guys not remember how fun it was?
>>66504969
>>66504969
>>66504969
NEW
>>66504506
I don't really take drugs, but I feel people should be free to take as many drugs as they want
>>66504968
>>66504972
Hmm, an interesting development to say the least
>>66504325
They are Irish you absolute spanner.
>>66504903
>>66504937
don't do it anymore desu paracetamol was just convenient
was only ever selling to runts who didn't really have a clue or couldn't say anything to me
>>66504863
cut my life into pieces haha
Very good custodian
Very good indeed
HE COMES
wew lads
HE CAME
HE'S HERE
Fucking wanker of a janny is back lads
https://youtu.be/41yEonmjm0A
Why is it that runts at far right demonstrations are almost always ugly chavs?
Okay that last slice of cake was a mistake
the cream had definitely gone off
wish i was 15 again
he
Don't understand Sam Hyde videos and I never will
As far as I know, he is just a heavy internet/4chan user who has transcended all levels of irony and gets kicks out of making shitty obscure videos
>>66503313
>>66505146
me too honestly
Disclaimer: If you are a racist, kindly unsubscribe. If you don't think white privilege exists, let's talk about it in the comments.
>>66504990
hahaha
>>66505120
Is that the Back to the future 2 2015 future?
>>66505140
They're dafties
>>66505140
you know why
>>66503488
I'm laughing and I feel bad about it.
Right it's the janny here
I'm have totally had it with your shit
Stop fucking making threads early
>>66505182
stroking my chin and plotting my next move against the janitor
might call him a fat cunt
*beats the ever-living snot out of you*
>>66505182
*unsubscribes*