/brit/

cara

did anything ever come of panhead @ing our guy reece?

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/balt/

Fitbaw (fae the Inglis association football), is a gemme or sport played by twa teams on a rectangular pairk (aboot 110 by 70 yaird) wi dales (24 by 8 feet) at the twa ends. The twa teams haes 11 players. 10 o the players rins aw ower the park an tries tae kick or heid the baw intae the ither team's dale but canna uise thair haunds. The ither player plays in the dale an is kent as the goalkeeper. The goalie uises his haunds in an 18 yaird box aboot the goal for tae stap the baw fae gaun in. The team that haes the maist goals efter 90 meenits wins the gemme. The players is gien a brek o 10 or 15 meenits at hauf time.

a car

Do you guys know of any fight clubs in your local areas I can join?

>>66500904
yes

the entire country of ireland is a good one

Ever played Corruption of Champions, lads?

Sheffield meetup when?

Was a few steps away from being diagnosed as anorexic a couple of years ago lads haha

Showed the gf a picture of me from then and she said I looked like a piece of bamboo

feet gf still hasn't replied even though I'm hotter and even super liked her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j_q-w8o2kg

I like this channel
it's nice and comfy
I wish I lived next to a stream, but the best I can get is a canal

>>66500820
>https://twitter.com/PyroBarz/status/790194130169294848
ah yes, the famous London nightlife I've heard so much about

Any thicc slagposting today?

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first burger hello

redpilled the gf

>>66501003
fuck off yank

>>66500904
is this a test?

>>66501017
FONT

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>>66500983

>>66501040
Rotten

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on White Out

i'm the one with squid on head
havin a blast

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>>66501025
cant stop wont stop mehmet

The Chinese gf told me earlier on that only a couple of months ago her father died from lung cancer

Felt very bad as I was puffing on my 12th Marlboro red of the day desu

>>66501085
are you making this your gimmick

someone please explain the kick in the chest video on twitter

Is it noncey to be a volunteer at a primary school?

anyone here been sheffield?

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LADS

>>66501142
nonce

>>66501085
used to play this in 1995 or something

>>66501168
Yes. City centre is shit. Meadowhall is even shitter.

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the astral gf

>>66501192
gotta be the uk's second city

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>>66501177

send dank memes

>>66501177
gf her

now

>>66501168
Yeah shithole
Not even a top 10 city in the UK

need my knob milking

>>66501177
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>66501129
London: The Video

>white British manlet rapping to try to impress some nignogs
>nignogs not impressed
>Polish guy also watching
>thinks the manlet is rapping about him and kicks him in the chest
>nogs inform him that it's a "diss track bruv" and the Polish guy goes to shake the manlet's hand
>London nogs tweet about it like "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DYIN SENPAI"

bit drunk

need my willy sucked RIGHT NOW

>>66501177
Is she fat?

Seems a bit fat

>>66501107
>Marlboro red
don't worry lad there's more chance of those yokes curing cancer than causing it

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>>66501198
mixed people are so hot

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>>66501116
no

>>66501183
come join me

currently at the lodge, it is cozy

>>66501231
so you're saying second city?

>>66501223
>dank memes
hello 16 year old

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good edition desu

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYednWAg1lY

absolutely HUGE lads

the industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>>66501129
>>66501244
link 2 vid?

>tfw I'm tall as the 'little guy' in the Twitter video (around 5'9)

Actually fucking kill me

My height is a joke

>>66501129
>>66501244
link

>>66501028
A test for what?

been fantasising about dropping my bollocks into a meat grinder for quite some time now

why was everyone in the 70s a peadophile

is it just me but does every girl have some sort of catch that you have to deal with when you go out with them

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>>66501177
bin her, she sounds like a bigger runt than you

https://soundcloud.com/darknessmusic/question-that-feat-rocks-foe-1

BIG TUNE

defo need to get round to changing my bed sheets

might save it for my bday in november

need a chung ting to ride me cock right MEOW

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>>66501292

10 years off m8

When I voted for Brexit I was told we would finally get rid of pakis like this>>66501341, so can someone tell me why the fuck he is still here?!

wish the lad talk meme would end

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Only soft drinks I drink are ginger ale and fresca

>>66501364
>november

runt birth month desu

Anybody else find London to be like a different country?

Proper weird when I go there, feel as lost there as I do in Germany or Paris.

>>66501177
Nice one but
>admitting to a girl that you have no friends
Don't
>>66501326
Same height as you lad, doesn't bother me. You're probably just insecure in general

>>66501107
>tfw can only find marlboro lights (called rooftop golds because of some legal bs) around here

>>66501420
No grape soda?

>>66501428
dont come then

>>66501341
Aww Christ dont even talk to me lad, they're all mental.
Atleast men have the decency to bottle it up

>>66501326
5'10 here

tall normies can fuck off

>>66501428
Yeah it feels just like Mumbai

Done most of my recent wanks to thai girls lads

>>66501428
Yes. Completely alien to the rest of the UK.

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how many pints do you reckon eddie hall could put away on a night out

>>66501326
>tfw a cool 6 foot

Feels good to look down on most people tb h

>>66501423
i know yeah
bet i was conceived on valentine's and all

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imagine ramming your fat cock in her little mouth

small towns >>> villages >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bath/Lancaster >>> London >>>>>>>>>> everything else

just stumbled across this lads

>11m views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFj8Uw5LDp8

Lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oba9M3DaL68

>>66501428
>>66501483
this is normal with capital cities around the world, especially if you stay within the runty tourist districts

>>66501508
1

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>>66501530
can you not

>>66501456
Fuck off you little London runt

>Hurrr my little bubble where I ride round on the tube and spend 5000 a week on a cardboard box is the centre of the world.

Cork is Irelands best city

>>66501519
i was born in september, meaning my dad put his willy in my mum's cunt around christmas time

>>66501562
Had a holiday in Dublin, honestly thought it was a top place and would go back again.

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>imagine ramming your fat cock in her little mouth

>>66501338

everyone is always a peadophile they just don't get done for it until they're old

>>66501562
u serious
galway >>>

>>66501558
Fuck off you fat inbred poorfag

>Hurrrr my shithole that leeches of london really matters

kys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AujWZ-SVsXM

me with the white van

>>66501326
That little guy was at most 5'6

>>66501639
oh my god she is beautiful

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRbEcl-QpH4

>>66501652
why wont you faggots link the video

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gimmick idea: if you HAVE to give a yank a (you) post a picture of George Foreman with a George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine®

wtf why is everyone posting alan titmarsh? xD so random xDDDD

>>66501177
tell her to post here, nah?

Just found out the Chinese gf is a virgin lads

She asked me if I found her sad for never having done anything before and it was hard to hold in my excitement

>>66501653
GREAT post

>>66501655
Good post

>>66501683
Inbred post

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>>66501670
it was in the last thread fuck off


>>66501678
like it

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Bump for raging huns

>>66501705
are you gonna take it?

>>66501670
https://twitter.com/PyroBarz/status/790194130169294848

>>66501683
enjoying your first week here are you

>>66501620
Good post

>>66501705
nonce

>>66501562
never liked it 2bh. always seemed like an over-sized village rather than a proper city. all the suburbs seem to be on a 90° slope no matter where you are

>>66501678
used to have one of those desu
they were alright, pain in the arse to clean though

>there are people here who arrived after Craven stopped posting

actually get OUT

>>66501766
fuck off you absolute spanner it's a shite gimmick

>>66501742
finally, thanks lad.
>>66501732
eat shit paki nobody reads /brit/

still smell petrol on my fingers ffs

>>66501740
Yeah

Not in a massive rush, though, I won't be pushing her. She tried to give me a blowie but it was bloody painful

>>66501793
been here since before he even started posting haha

>>66501813
been fingering your car lad?

huffing two euros worth of petrol through a sock

>>66501793
>people who post here don't know who riley stricka is

>its another mom makes it abundantly clear that she would be understanding and still love me if i was homosexual episode

i NEED to find a gf

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>>66501705
>believing her

>>66501818
arr yes you girve mwe state secwet and rou cran trake my virginity

great video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP3mSamRbYA&feature=youtu.be&t=1s

>>66501453
too sugary for most kinds

>>66501775
She's 2 years older than me

>>66501843
was marine fuel actually

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anyone looking to get heemed?

>>66501885
poor guy

>>66501793
>there are people here who wouldn't recognise le thin chin man

>>66501508
>those itty bitty feet

>>66501906
been fingering your whale of a mum again?

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had a rather awkward night last night, slept in a girls bed but didn't actually sleep-sleep with her. she said she was too tired and i didn't have a johnny. still don't know what was going through her head when she beckoned me into her room only for some kissing and spooning and then not return my texts today lmao. she also asked if i was a virgin lol kms (im not)

>>66501915
*sprays acid surge all over your bollocks*

>>66501927
haha

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>>66501932
>not getting a blowjob

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>>66501660
how about in red?

>>66501932
FONT

>>66501932
She most definitely had second thoughts about you after witnessing your horrible facial disfigurement

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>>66501885
>you won't use my pronoun so i'm pretty sure you're my enemy

>the polish guys accent and deep voice
hngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

can't watch a film unless its with someone else

>>66501871
wouldn't believe most people that say it but I can almost believe a hyper conservative, wealthy girl from Shanghai with such little knowledge about anything sexual is a virgin

>>66501873
Fair deal

>>66501915
*unsheathes dragon's tooth*

sigh... some peaople never lern

>>66501963

she looks class

>>66501963
prefer the dark haired one desu

>book rhymes with fluke in england
lol what the fuck
why

>>66502049
>lol what the fook

ftfy

>>66501960
fuggggg :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>66502049
only geordies

>>66502049
No it doesn't you cretin

>>66502049
Depends where in the UK desu

>>66502027
*rolls behind you*

Heh, kids these days

>>66502049
book rhymes with fuck you twat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8

probably the funniest thing ive ever watched

>SSD decides to stop working
ah yes, I love this episode

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WORK IN THE MORNING

WOOOOOOOORK IIIIIIIIIIN THEEEEEEE MORRRRRRRNIIIIIIIIIING HAHAHAHA

GOT TO GO TO BED NOW

>>66502049
A tiny minority pronounce it that way.

Most people pronounce Book like Fuck

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Got a nice birds number yesterday lads

What should I text her?

*teleports behind you*
*carefully places increments of starch in your ear*

Heh heh heh

>>66502083
*slips on dragonscale ring*
*my titanium spine absorbs all the damage of your backstab*
*I chain into a sick 64 hit combo + bleed damage*
dear oh dear... mess with the best, go down like the rest

>>66502131
>>66502084
Buck?

Where the fuck do you live?

Anyone got the picture of the Lisicki template?

>>66502166
>*slips on dragonscale ring*
interpreted this as there being a ring on the floor and you slipped on it and fell haha

>>66502049
only in scouseland you fucking mong

>>66502087
So you're a right little fucking bender? Bet you're no older than 18? You get bullied lad? Little fucking fairy

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>>66502042

>>66502073
>>66502075
>>66502084
>>66502131
>>66502197
sheltered southerners please fuck off

so hungry

>>66502182
haha xD

Your name is Buck, right?
And you like to fook, right?

>>66502217
who is this girl?

me and the lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGTg4N251yM

>>66502169
Manchester.

Book is pronounce like Fuck

anyone who says other wise is taking the piss.

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Went a whole week without masturbating

And just relapsed and came fucking buckets, felt like mount vesuvius fuck

Feel a bit disappointed in myself now, I think I actually did have some benefits, my mind felt sharper.

>>66502229
learn to speak the queen's english and then you will have earned the right to reply you scruffy little tramp, piss off back down the mine and pipe down - don't bother bringing a canary

>>66502217
Why you posting my woman here you pathetic worm?

'Book' rhymes with 'shook'

If you think otherwise then you are a spastic

https://youtu.be/9uIauoMugTw

HILLARY TAPE OF HER CALLING SOMEONE A NIGGER HAS LEAKED

>>66500788
love BBC ngl, lads
WHAT? no silly, the news network! here:

http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/features/magazine-37650992/37650992

I shouldn't drink
when I do I keep thinking of coffins

haven't been on /tv/ for a while

>>66502291
shook rhymes with fuck

>>66502282
Fitizen you're a fucking gayboy man fuck up I'll knock u out bam bam bam

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>>66502282
>mount vesuvius

starting my odyssey for an asian gf first by making a tinder

>>66502312
do Americans ever think of anything over than bbc?

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>>66502312

>>66502312
Christ what an abysmal fucking post, youre a moron and by a yank no less

book rhymes with neeve

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>>66502267
i dunno some turkish chick

>>66500788
do you reeeeeaally wanna go through the whole riga maroo?

>>66502335
>foock

I will end you

How does it feel that the standard British accent is a Southern English middle class accent?

When people around the world think of Britain, they think of Mr Rose who shops in Waitrose in Tumbridge Wells

>>66502338
not him

going to lidl you lads want owt

why did our country not produce any decent composers lads

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>>66501885
Transsexualism is all a part of the degradation and revolt against aesthetics.

they present us not a "new" face or new aesthetic, but rather a disgusting reversion of what existed before so that society become confused and disgusting as a result.


only through purity and atonement, and the physical manifestation of both through the aesthetics we create can we better society.

sort of related but one reason why I like this sculpture so much is because it shows the clear human form of Christ rising out of the shapeless horrid mass of chaos and hell.

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>>66502292
good job you useless fucking newtwat

bleed out of my arse for the fifth poo in a row

if i ring the GP up will i have to tell the receptionist what the problem is or do i discuss it on the day?

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>>66502391
feels good given that im literally from kent

>>66502370
>>66502375
>>66502376
tanks for the (You)s. watch the vid

>>66502338
fuck off 99 you little batty boy

>>66502335
shook also rhymes with book desu

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>>66502355
Happy travels

A UK-funded wall 1km (0.6 miles) long is being built along the main road to the port inan attempt to deter would-be stowaways. The UK government has not confirmed the cost, but it is reported to have contributed about £1.9m (€2.2m).

how did we get a wall before the yanks

just got 500 quid lads, what should i spend it on? serious answers only please

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>66502419
>post ironically using 4chan X

>>66502396
what?

Shook?

Shook is pronounce liked Chuck except with a Sh sound
Fuck, Shook, Chuck, Book, Tuck, Muck, Suck, Buck, Cuck, Duck

All rhyme.

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>>66502468
BUILD THE WALL

>>66502440
Haven't a clue who that is ya queeeer shut up now if you know what's good for u yeh?

>>66502475
that's like what, 20 euro post brexit?

am I still banned

>>66502475
>>66502475
bet it on HillDawg or watch the currency market this week for a chance to get in short/long

>>66502492
this was meant for >>66502384 by the way

>>66502459
why did you post this picture at me

>>66502475
400 on red
100 on 0
can't go wrong

ive always said book as bewk

>>66502547
She's a perfect specimen

>>66502421
if the receptionist asks you, you can tell her to fuck off

>>66502492
Shucking my head at your accent

Fun fact: the UAE is only 11% Arab/Emirati

Qatar is only 13% Arab/Qatari

book rhymes with sock

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Why are southerners so depressed?
Why are northerners so happy?

>>66502560
nah 6/10 at best

>>66502551
absolute runt

>hmm book looks like boo, I reckon they're pronounced the same too!
>BEWK
>ah yes this is perfect

>>66502475
whack it in an index fund

>>66502421
you can just say "I'd rather not talk about it over the phone" or use the online booking service

LADS

what is the song here

https://youtu.be/ZP3mSamRbYA?t=795

feel like its from Deus Ex or something

>>66502508
literally go to reddit

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>>66502560
wew

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ah yes. the young child migrants

>>66502592
Stop talking about ur ma gayboy

Reminder that Americans unironically pronounce 'merry, mary and marry' all the same

>>66502579
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O5A6rQIfuQ

there's nothing wrong with it

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whats your nickname /brit/ ?

>>66502586
This picture goes against what you're saying though

The 'unhappy' are in London, which isn't southern and has nothing to do with the south

The happiest regions in Britain are in the South

Only 2 happy places are in the North

>>66502620
disgraceful, has a fucking moustache and all

>can't book appointment 2 weeks in advance despite GP telling me to go and see him in two weeks time
ah yes

>>66502636
so?

>>66502620
He's 14 at best and has an infantile face tbqh

>>66502629
my ma is an ugly hag but by your standards she's probably out of your league

>>66502606
>can you just let me talk to her for a moment
>don't call me that please
what

>>66502696
Yeah she's an ugly hag I still rid her haha wee hure was begging for it

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hmm. must be about 15

jitter big

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>at mums for sunday dinner
>ask if shes got any paracetamol
>when she gives me it mention i havent got any at home
>she then emptied out half her medicine draw
>few packs of paracetamol, ibuprofen and then everything she doesnt use
>get home and realise among other things shes give me a few dozen 100mg codeine tablets
>start to google the other pills she offloaded on me
>most perscription are pain killers and a few things for lady problems that i just binned

Just took some tramadol and having a chill now, thanks mam

>>66502606
it's from stranger things

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bant

>>66502656
peanut arbuckle

>>66502656
peanut arbuckle

>>66502723
rid her of what?

lads
if we had free unis like lefties keep on going on about, wouldn't the extrinsic value of a degree go down?

Also, the repayment system we have now, in my eyes, is essentially a graduate tax, it's just that you know how much of that tax you need to pay and when you'll stop paying it

>>66502731
THAT'S THE FUCKING INTERPRETER YOU SPANNER

>>66502742

all americans are fucked up

they take like 7 pills daily

how the fuck is that healthy

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>>66502757
>>66502758

hate is WHACK dude!

>>66502757
>>66502758
great minds

>>66502751
ah yeah that's it, nice one lad

>>66502778
i only take a multivitamin because i'm a recluse who never goes outside

normies are such fucking twats

FUCK OFF

>>66502795
we can ALL be victims

cannot stop taking drugs all the time

>>66502765
>if we had free unis like lefties keep on going on about, wouldn't the extrinsic value of a degree go down?
yes, though the value of a degree has already gone way down

and yes the graduate tax now is actually fine, and students need to stop being big babies about it

however the best solution would be to make degrees more specialised and harder to get, and at the same time make a levels more relevant.

>>66502731
holy shit, it's paki Bruce Campbell

>>66502778
>how the fuck is that healthy
It's medecine. Medecine makes you healthy. The more medecine you take, the more healthy you are.

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>>66502391
>tfw from the superb town of Tunbridge Wells (Royal Tunbridge Wells, btw)

No one shops in Waitrose though, that would mean driving to Crowborough

>>66502765
>if we had free unis like lefties keep on going on about, wouldn't the extrinsic value of a degree go down?
it would be like continental Europe where most unis are pretty shit tier and the learning experience is awful.

I has a Spanish professor once and he said that school life in Spain was awful because few people took it really seriously and they just treated it like high-school 2.0, meanwhile Canadians and Americans put more effort it and were more active in class.

though for-profit American style unis are not much better

>>66502817
The video you linked isn't coming up for me and I'm not the lad your replying to but I'll take a guess and say new order by elegia is what your looking for

Can anyone place her accent specifically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sWGT3cFEbQ

>>66502858
degrees should also include some sort of placement as well

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>>66502864
Ahh yes

>>66502776
Nice rumour

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2016175/charity-falsely-claims-38-year-old-child-migrant-from-calais-jungle-is-actually-an-adult-interpreter/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GtVUkyzvhU

>>66502765
>wouldn't the extrinsic value of a degree go down?
nah
In unis now, cos they're run for profit, they accept fucking anyone. Literally 90% of the people at my uni are thick as shit. If the uni isn't run for profits and they don't view students as paychecks they can put in some actual stringent selection processes like back in the day

>>66502776
That turned out to be fake it is just a refugee

NEW THREAD

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>>66502899
THATs fucking disgusting

Do you listen to that shit?

Fucking saliva and everything
I feel fucking sick

>>66502858
that wont help if companies wont hire you without some meme piece of paper with little relation to your actual skill.

>>66502864
but I don't take any pills and I'm perfectly healthy and never really get ill apart from my tonsils flaring up once a year which is fine because I'm not a big baby

>>66502901
I think sixth form should have a summer work placement too

>>66502907
the one they said was an interpreter is a totally different person you mong did you even read the article

>>66502932
shan't be posting in that thread

>>66502765
Actually, no, because it gets sopped up by the basketweaving courses that get suppported by increased intake. The useful degrees get more smarties instead of just representing your family's ability to pay
t. 20000 Womens Studies HECS debt

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>>66502932


JANNNYYYY!!!!!!

>>66502906
that dude is literally french. could you seriously not find a fat american to use?http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2510420/Too-fat-fly-Frenchman-finally-makes-home-ferry-refused-plane-boat-train.html

>>66502952
well this is where the government steps in and tells companies to stop being so silly

I've seen simple office jobs require degrees, which is silly

>>66502755
kek, getting in the news was exactly what they wanted

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>>66502983

>receiving treatment at the Mayo Clinic

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>>66502906
REMINDER: he has a gf and you don't

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>people migrating to early threads

newcunts have ruined /brit/

>>66503012
I've seen McJobs require asinine interview marathons and still end up with loads of idiots on staff.

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does any post with (site that rhymes with edit) trigger this now?

>>66503162
reddit?

>he does it "for the tingles"

Never really understood why Wales and Cornwall have independence movements.

Or Scotland for that matter.

Just a bunch of tossers with cold feet

>Irish government has bullshit quotas on all new state bodies and elections that 40% have to be women in this new 60:40 bullshit rule

Fucking BULLSHIT, some stupid incompetent bitch shouldn't get a job over a male who's actually qualified and experienced, WHY is western society like this jesus fuck

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early yank thread deleted

>Just spent an hour trying to track down a pHD candidate who took some seminars with us in first year

can't find him.

Anybody happen to know a Canadian website with a name like PLay edit repeat that streams video games and does short comedy sketches?

>open the new thread in a new tab
>always leave the old one open still in case the new is deleted
>leave it for a while, nothing happens
>delete the old thread tab
>new thread gets deleted

ahhh yes

t. the janny

DONT FUCKING DO THAT IN MY HOUSE YOU LITTLE SHIT
*strangles you and beats you within inches of your life, spits on your cold body*

MARTHA GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND CLEAN YOUR SON UP! TELL HIM TO COME BACK TO ME WHEN HES A MAN!

>We're delighted to inform you that we have arranged for you to take part in a group interview on 29/10/16 at 09:30am at (address).

Fucking hell
Don't think I'll go, can't stand other people

someone do a poo

>make a new at 266
>get away with it
>yank makes new at 300
>gets nuked

"special relationship" indeed

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>>66503313

NEW

>>66503256
this post is all over the place

*does a poo*

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>>66503307
>group interviews

Are the Cornish actually Celtic?
Is the Cornish identity actually a real thing???

>>66503307
wayyyyy grad scheme interviews, possibly the worst interviews ever conceived wayyyy awayyyy haha better get ready to show them how much a LAD you are haha, heres dave from sales, hes a fuckin LAD

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsKbwR7WXN4

listening to this cause work in the morning

>>66502586
it's just London on here

>>66503357
no
and no

Cornwall is just a county
their "language" is made up nonsense
and their independence movement is just a load of hogwash

>>66501885
runt festival

>>66503076
HOPE