/cum/

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South East Asian Muslim QTs with beard shadow edition

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>>66499326

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>he does it for free

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WTF

>>66499326
I can't be the only one who thinks that those SEA girls with a tiny moustache is kinda cute?

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>>66499326

>>66499548
>1920x1080
>>66499554
it has a certain quality of cuteness to it, yes.

>>66499548
BTFO

>>66499554
>>66499582
it's fucking gross stop calling it cute you goddamn degenerates

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I wish I didn't think girls were so pretty.

>>66499548
>nazi opinions

>>66499653
I wish i was bi

Maybe then id not be a virgin

>>66499676

bi doesn't help ugly

>>66499721
gay men will fuck anything

>>66499721
I think im more likely to find a guy whod fuck an ugly guy than a chick who would

>>66499760
>>66499797
true. But then you'd be fucking a dude. Which is gay

>>66499805
There really something cute about a little stache

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>>66499805
>dat mustache

>>66499326
>>66499805
No

>>66499797
gays fuck anything
they'll literally suck the smegma off of your unwashed dick and even pay you 50$ because you let them

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>>66499901
i know, rite???!?!?

>>66499887
I'd take having the gay over being cursed with this need for female affection

>>66499993
just bone a fat chick.

>>66500037
I cant. Im fat myself and just the image of two fucking hambeats going at it in some dingy apartment just kills my boner

>>66500037
This. That's literally why they were invented, for guys with dry spells.

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>no squeaky clean QT as FUCK toes to succ

>>66500037
I'd rather nail a buff nigga with gigantic pecs, biceps and thighs and then watch something on netflix though.

>>66499993
Honestly this
I want to be ghey

>>66500148
FOOOTFAGS OUUUUUT. I don't even find your fetish gross, just weird and unnerving.

Footfags are the worst

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>>66500237
ok

>>66500237
Pls no, they're cute and do no harm to anyone but gigantic faggots.

>>66500327
>harmless

They're spreading their disease to us all

>>66500327
>Footfags
>Harmless

That's how it starts you fool

Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

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>>66500369
>>66500466
>>66500265
>>66500237

>>66500506
>Blonde Asians

Where do they find the confidence?

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Am I the last guy on earth who wears watches and has any type of interest in them ?

>>66500553
no, there are watch threads on /fa/ all the time. Got my nixon 51-30 right beside me

>>66500553
I don't see the point in spending hundreds of dollars on something I can just my phone for, and if you want to wear one for aesthetics you can just get one at a retail store for $10-$20

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I'm just picking my nose

Canadians have small cocks

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FLUSH THE SWAMP

>>66500689
this is fact

>>66500553
>gaudy ass chronographs

stay a manchild, boy

>>66500654
>you can just get one at a retail store for $10-$20
a piece of shit

>>66500553
I don't mean to sound rude, but literally every person under 40 I've met who has a watch is a turbo autist

>>66500654
this

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>>66500654
>I don't see the point in spending hundreds of dollars on something I can just my phone for
>which cost hundreds of dollars

>>66500720
What difference does it make? From a distance it looks as good as the real thing and I doubt anyone is going to look at it long enough to tell the quality, unless try're some sort of counterfeit watch expert

>>66500718

You have the right to an opinion, but Glashütte is the opposite of gaudy, no?

I mean, you're supposed to be German and know this?

>>66500789
It also lets you speak to people anywhere in the world and is a viable laptop-like device now a days.

>>66500798
well if they can read and it says fucking CASIO on it then they don't have to be a counterfeit watch expert

>>66500789
>A phone is only use to tell time and nothing else
Are you retarded?

>>66500803
I don't know why you start talking about Glashütte but an ugly watch is an ugly watch.
Go suck off an Audemars Piguet wearing Chink.

>>66500890
no, just German

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post qt's!!!

>>66500936

Junghans design is Glashütte. You said it was gaudy.

Those two things are the exact opposite.

Just saying. I like my watches.

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>>66500969

>>66500969
You first

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>>66500689
>>66500717
Yes....

HOWEVER

>>66500789
This is what liking feet does to you

>>66501091
this 2bh

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>>66501079
>teeny tiny aussie benis

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>>66501077
k

>>66501174
hot

Is Tom Brady elite?

>>66501079
>india
lol

>>66501079

>India 6.5 inch dick

They make special small size condoms just for Indians. They're smaller than chinks.

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>>66501054
>Junghans design is Glashütte
what

The watch in your picture is a Max Bill design.
The Automatic looks nice. Sleek, slim.
Yours looks like ass with the poopy dials.


G-Shock Asian QT over your poopy watches anyday.

>>66501174
>>66501209
Someone somewhere at some point has jerked off to that .gif, I guarantee it

>>66501257
It's "according to women" though

>>66501229
t. small benis

>>66501268
You mean you haven't?

People told me the midwest is cold. And it begins to get especially cold in October. Why is it still ~70 degrees and not cold? (I'm up in northern Illinois, not far from the border).

I swear, if winter doesn't freeze my dick off, I'm gonna be pissed at spending over $150 on my warm as all fuck winter parka and $100 winter boots.

>>66501349
Penis sucker

>>66501349
You're too far south. The really cold temps hit North Dakota, minnesota, etc.

desu I bought a nice jacket last winter and used it 5 times. I think this winter will be similar

>>66501349
It's getting a bit chilly in Chicago tbqh, but that's mostly because of the wind.

>>66501349
>(I'm up in northern Illinois, not far from the border).
Where at specifically?

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Why are plateau flip flops so sexy?

>>66501225
Tom Brady is a god

>>66501451
Why are you a closeted homosexual?

>>66501438
Dekalb (NIU student).

>>66501426
>>66501437
Someone told me today that last winter was super warm. Hoping it turns out like that I guess. I could do without snow all day every day.

>>66501382
Rude tee bee ache.

>>66501480
doesn't even make sense

>>66501495
I think we've talked before my dude
Hope school year is going well for you :)

Anyone wanna help me kill myself?

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>>66501521

>>66501513
Thanks, anon! I have been here before asking for advice back when it was still summer.

>>66501536
No shotgun.

>>66501569
Call the cops and run towards them with a big knife.
Wear a mask and smear shit on your hands so they'll think you're a nigger.

>>66501557
There isn't much to do around the area, hope you've found a way to entertain yourself

>>66501622
I don't want to risk them using a tazer.

>>66501643
it's america

>>66501495
Are you a girl? be my gf

As a penis professional allow me to tell you smaller dick implies greater intelligence and wisdom. It is also good for mobility. Also women prefer it because it is gentler on them

>>66501627
School work and jerking off.

Not any different from when I lived in a big city.

>>66501667
Sorry, m8.

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>>66501669
Y-yeah, this. That's why I'm so smart.

>>66501663
I know, but there's always that slim chance, like hanging myself and accidentally making myself a vegetable.

>>66501669
that's why india won't step out of the 3rd world for at least the next 50 years right

>>66501719
If you jump off a high enough structure you will die.

Also if you really wanted to die you wouldn't be asking here in the first place.
Ya frickin MONGOLOID.

How can America be united after november 8th?

I'm concerned about America.

>>66501769
Oh, look. It's another "If you really wanted to die, you'd just hold your breath for a long time!" post.

>>66501722
Superpower by 2020 yadda yadda

>>66501803
They should civil war and Minnesota can join us.

>>66501722
You need higher intelligence to understand third-worldness keeps out refugees

>>66501855
Fuck off poo monkey

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>>66501811
Just do it.
You could be dead within the next hour.
Prove it, big boy.
Show us your will to die and KYS asap.

>>66501669
I' sure your small penis is a blessing to your many rape victims pajeet

>>66501855
>has a country filled with native refugees
>thinks they're better

>>66501803
the trump butthurt will be legendary

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>>66501803

>babbys first election

>>66501899
Cool. Let me just climb onto the roof of my house. Foolproof, right?

>>66501964
Yes, if it is high enough.

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>>66502000
Wtf am I even reading?

>>66501928
indians aren't refugees

>>66502053
youre right they're poopfugees

>>66502053
They are in their own country.

Is 4chan slow for anyone else?

Delayed onset soreness

Fucking ps3 keeps signing me out of psn. I just want to fight jets

>>66502127
yeah a bit

Is the end near guys?

>>66501928
But I know their tactics. So I can avoid them easy mode

>Nobody will walk into a gun range with me
It's so simple! It's just walking through a door! I can't get into a gun range by myself! Why won't anyone help me out?!

Enema of the State is a modern classic

>>66502299
>I can't get into a gun range by myself!
Why's that, anon?

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>>66502303

>blink 182
>making any record that is anything but pop punk garbage with edgy middle schooler lyrics

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>finally getting bullied on 4chan after months
Guess I'm an M after all

BOULDEN YOU STUPID FUCK

>>66502373
Specific rules that gun ranges have.

>>66502378
>pop punk garbage
It's one of the all-time defining punk rock recordings.

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>>66502497
yeah, for people of the 12-17 age range.

Frankly, you are an embarrassment

>>66502564
If you want to deny the lasting impact this album has had on the genre then you are - excuse my language - no more than an imbecile.

>>66502127
I wish 4chan was more ゆっくり

>>66502614
what's there to deny? No one legitimately considers blink 182 should be anywhere near the pantheon of punk music. Frankly they kinda suck and couldn't even outdo the bubblegum punk genre. That belongs to green day.

well the media did it. Trump's victory is hopeless and America is doomed. I really hope they're satisfied.

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Think I could kill myself without them grabbing me first?

>>66502719
pretty sure trump did it to himself

>>66502706
I beg to differ

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/40-greatest-punk-albums-of-all-time-20160406

>>66502773
duh

>>66502784
sure he made mistakes, but nothing worse than what Hill has done

>>66502773
Just buy a gun at a yard sale

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>>66502803
>rolling stone

NHL MUH HERITAGE CLASSIC MOFUCKAS

>live in a city
>constantly hear sirens

it's so annoying, how can there be this many emergencies

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>>66502831
>openly admitting to sexual assault vs emails

>>66502938

I live in the ghetto. Sirens are common.

black people must die all the time

>>66502850
That would be illegal.

>>66502773
Of course, plenty have done it in the past, some even use courses to murder people, even murder-suicides.

The Range Officer is just standing behind you, typically several feet and is focused on the entire establishment, not just your autistic faggot ass.

Do it. Just tell them you're in support of Hillary, support homosexuality, and love niggers. They'll probably just waive the rent fee and give you a free round to use.

just made a very autistic post

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>>66502938
come to east of ukraine. instead of police we have military. instead of ambulance we have a body bag.

>>66503124
reading it as i type

Really wish I had a white gf buds

>>66502938
Have you considered not living in a ghetto?

>>66503109
They do hate strong political opinions...

>>66503129
Tell me about Ukraine

>>66503086
move to a decent state

Why do I think I can cook food while drunk? I always make and mess and clean it up while hungover the next day

>>>>>>>>>>>>>
tfw haven't left my room today
getting hungry lads

>was supposed to file for unemployment last month
>literally just been lieing in bed and ordering pizza
>savings good for 12 months
>parents have suddenly gained an interest in me and keep calling telling me i need to get a job
>all the reasons they give are dumb like me not having friends or gf

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>>66502943
>touching some girls in the cooter vs sharing top secret information on an unprotected server

>finally stopped hiccuping
all it took was me forcing myself to vomit for multiple hours

i don't remember the past week

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>>66503353
gonna have to head out for dinner soon

>>66503280
Exactly why they'd be happy to help you off yourself.

>>66503358
your parents sound like a couple normals
tell them mike from 4chan says hi

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>>66502943
>unsecured and illegal information transmission is hillary's only misstep in her entire career

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I want to marry a Minnesotan

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>>66503358
iktf

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>>66503359
>>66503461


>sooooper top secret info could have been compromised
>rape

>>66503308
boring 3rd world shit hole of bydlo and mentally depressed drunk peasant

>>66503404
The fuck did you do? Drink grain alcohol while laughing and sneezing at the same fucking time? Jesus..

>>66502991
>>66503214
isn't any dense city like this just from the shear number of people?

>>66503529
yea

>>66503404
kek

>>66503499
Donny raped no one
in fact billy did and Hill condoned it and harassed victims

>>66503507
no i just have been drinking non stop for about a week and i can't remember things

>>66503551
rude

NORMAS OUT

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>66503499
the emails are the least of her blunders you memeing idiot

and if you want to talk rape, we can talk fucking rape you CTR shill

*inserts cigar holder in your anus*

Got some KD mixed with ground beef that I cooked with an egg and taxo mix.

Tastes pretty damn good.

>>66503609
B T F O

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>>66503564
>>66503609

>rape
>some emails were sent on an unsecured server

>tfw can't remember the pw for your encrypted porn

>>66503703
>Downloading porn
Hello grandpa

>>66503669
not an argument

>>66502773
I had to re-read that five times before seeing it didn't say "can I shoot myself in the range?"

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>>66503441
>>66503479
>son i keep hoping you are just gay because it scares me that you have spent so much of your life alone.
>I know neither of us payed much attention to you growing up and thats fucked up but I cant for the life of me remember you ever having a friend or talking about someone you liked
>you filed for unemployment yet?
kill me

>>66503606
>RA

>>66503816
not a country

>>66503703
what a /pol/tard call degenerate
go give blowjob to muzzle of loaded kalashnikov

>>66503807
>having tastes so plebian they are satisfied by mainstream streamable porn

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>>66503843

>>66503925
you can stream hc cp whats your point

>>66503925
>Having tastes so deviant you need to encrypt your porn
I bet you're using a proxy right now too

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I sometimes wonder if a girl will EVER like me...

>>66503904
why arent you on the frontlines with the azov battalion committing war crimes RIGHT NOW

>>66503960
link?

>>66504030
>implying im a pedo

>>66504009
cuz i live in a commie block with my mother and shit post on imageboard

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>>66504002

>>66504098
Link?

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post webms

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Post rare images of future 45th president AKA first woman president AKA madame president

>>66504193
noble life aye, do you never get the urge to join the ukrainian army and end the insurrection?

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>>66504285
i don't even know what this is

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>>66504285

what`s the ideal amount of times a day for you guys to poo?

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>>66504335

Who is the target audience of Yuru Yuri?

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>>66504335
noice

>>66504364
classic

>>66504384
Just once if you do it right

>Obama almost done
Going to miss him.

Glorious bastard. Too bad he hasn't been able to do anything because of the politicial gridlock.

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>>66504395

>thiccccccccc

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>>66504285
idk what this is also

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>>66504443
>>66504443
wonder if the janny is around

>>66504427
i asked that exact question on /cum/ when it was the first anime i watched
the answer was me

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>>66504493

>>66504522
I've watched it multiple times so it must be

Any girl here need a bf

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>>66504477

>>66504477
Thighs are the best thing ever

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couple of rounds of
>Video games
and I want to gas all Brazilians.

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>i told him to shoot himself and he actually did it

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>>66504610

I wish there was some panty showing

I'm not gay.

>>66504669
Pervert

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feeling uneasy lads

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>>66504705
pretty much

>>66504766
everytime

>>66504602
Whats this supposed to be?

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>>66504727
why so anon?

>>66504618
They are untermench though desu

>>66504815
it was from back during the louis ck is a cuck meme. This is an edited webm showing his approval of a black man/white woman, and his disapproval of a white man/white woman

>>66504618
>playing dayz
>br shows up
>start using google translate to communicate
>after about 15 mins of coop he tries to hit me with an axe
>ventilate his chest like swiss cheese with my 9mm

what a retard

>>66504766
Is there a longer version of this

>>6650488
He got cuckolded by a black man then?

>>66504618
Does anyone have that chart of flags that describes what its like to play with different countries

I'm supposed to speak at a fundraiser in front of around 1500 people, and I'm doing everything possible to get out of it.

>>66504983
shit your pants on stage before the speech starts

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>>66499548
>Fritz is still buttmad

>>66504910
people still play day z?

>>66504983
drink a bunch of cough medicine and say you are sick

>>66505017
You dont?

>>66505017
the standalone yes

Say your suicidal

Does anybody know where I can download a copy of Age of Empires II HD? I can never find HD versions.

>>66505085
last time I played the standalone it had 1/9th the content of the mod and the guy who made it threw a fit when people called him out on it. Whats currently different?

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>try to talk to cute girl
>make a fool of myself, she probably thinks i'm a weirdo now
>don't talk to her for about 2 months
>figure she probably doesn't want anything to do with me anymore
>she just texted me
>she wants to hang out with me and another friend

i-is she just being nice? Or does she legitimately want to hang out?

>>66505108
>canadianstrytofendofftheinvadingchinesehorde.webm

>>66499548
wtf I hate germans now

>>66505128
didnt say it was good, just populated

>>66505126

would you download a car, anon?

>>66505108
what are those tailless beavers called?

>>66500293
spotting a definitely drug thottie here

>>66505165
She wants to fuck. Tell her how you feel.

>>66505196
Capybara.

>>66505196
Capabara I think>

>>66505165
she wants to fuck your friend while you watch

>>66500553
Casio you femme

>>66500553
yea pretty much

phones tell time better, do other things, and cost less than a real quality watch that doesn't do anything but tell you the time you set it to which might be wrong.

>>66505171
Did it at least ever get passed the point of worlds slowest death match?

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> tfw no ukranian gf

>>66505211
I called her cute once. She said I was cute, too, but I'm pretty sure she was just trying to be polite. Like I said, when I said it, I totally botched it and made myself look like a sperg.

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>>66505343

>tfw no thin-waisted hamplanet gf

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> tfw no jew gf

>>66505349
Nah dude she wants to fuck you bad. Tell her youre in love with her. It'll be romantic.

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>tfw no gf

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> tfw no milf gf

>>66505388
Usually when I feel bad about how I look I look up pictures of averige americans to feel better about myself, but daaam that belt buckle is stronger than hoover dam

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>tfw you get a bf

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> tfw no peshmerga gf

>>66505191
Fuck yeah I would. I'd download your mom but she's too big to fit through the modem.

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> tfw no rich gf

>>66504704
Me either.

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>fucked a hooker and lost my virginity
>fucked a male hooker to see if i was gay
>realized by fucking male hooker i am gay
>fuck another girl hooker
>spent 900 dollars in a month on hookers

>>66505579
you mean

>rich super model gf

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>>66504820
one second you're up, one second you're down. one minute you feel like you have it all figured out, and that you ARE gonna make it no matter what but then something happens and i feel like my heart's been torn from my chest. over and over again and again.

>>66499267
Good one gayliscus

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>tfw no thicc indian gf

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> tfw no gook gf

>>66505603
where do you even get hookers?
i'm seriously considering going to one for the first time in my life, but I keep seeing headlines about prostitution ring busts. I dunno maybe it's confirmation bias tho

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>>66505603
that's a lot of disposable income anon

>>66505553
Honestly that was fuckin cool

>>66505682
backpage my man

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>>66505681
You're a man of exquisite taste

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>>66505681

and that's going in my thicc folder

>>66505579
Looks like this half flip half white girl I was in love with/friendzoned throughout grade school.

I used to be beta as fuck with her, basically worshiping her, telling her she was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen and all that weak shit. But then, around 2006, I was at her house hanging out and the first time I saw that chick (Adriana Lima) she was on some tire commercial and I literally jumped out of my seat. I then looked at the girl I loved and told her "You've finally been replaced" (don't know how I mustered up the balls but I did).

She just looked at me like I just made her my bitch. From then on she pretty much did everything to win my affection. I fucked her two weeks after waiting 10 years.

True cool story, right?

>>66505742
Sounds legit

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>tfw stacked sports reporter gf who can intelligently discuss the football game with you

>>66505086
god help you you motherfucker

>>66505806
She isn't even remotely good looking

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>>66505825

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>>66505825

>queers

>>66505682
backpage is one and they usually have rules like
>make a donation by leaving cash on a table
>no thugs, no guys over a certain dick size
I met one at a hotel and the other two just went out on a date with me because they had some free time.
>>66505683
Outside of rent and all the other basic shit I dont spend money on anything and I have no hobbies. Just go to work and come home

>>66505707
>>66505881
are those actually legit tho?
i've researched a bit and heard all sorts of story like girls never showing at best, and robbery at worst. plus didn't the owner just get arrested?
could it be one big honeypot now?

New yorkers succ poo

>>66505683
Dalmatian or mutt?

>>66505879
>>66505852
Looks like a cow

>>66505553
Not even an edgelord but that's badass.

>>66505956
dalmatian (not mine)

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>>66505957

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>tfw no white gf

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someone make a new thread

>>66506080
>305 posts

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>>66506057
>that mad as fuck chubby white guy

>>66506080
no you

>>66506057
>>66506115
Take your cuckholding shit and get the fuck out of /cum/

New

>>66506137

>>66506157
Americans are cancer

>>66500969
I've been seeing a lot of girls with unshaved pits lately. Not weirdos either, actual normies.

>>66505789
I'd post a pic of her but I already know she'd get doxxed within 5 minutes. She's very popular and has been in multiple modeling agencies.

She's literally what every white guy dreams of producing when breeding with an Asian chick.

Her dad was in the Navy for 20 years, he knew where the goods were at.

>>66505942
I had no idea backpages was under fire I guess I should stop using it. Over the course of this month I have had 3 hookers from it and they all showed up after we talked through email and text. One of the girls and the guy even went to the movies with me because they had some free time which was nice.

>>66506185
>>66506147
Why does this anger u

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>>66506147
I'm not white nor black, Chang. I get to stay neutral and watch these two ethnic groups bitch at each other.

It's like being an NFL referee. I can call bullshit calls and get away with it and there's literally nothing your faggot ass can do about it.

>>66506115
>>66506057
Is that David Hayter?