/brit/

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sheffield

taking a wank

just smashed a gram of ket

>>66498486
kpop

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But so many nights now
I find myself thinking about her now.

:(

>>66498486
look at those "women". they all look like fuckign clones of each other

>>66498486
>kims cheeky grin
absolute crease

>>66498542
enjoy

>Sitting in uni talking to qt today
>She goes to brush a crease out of the thigh of my jeans
>It was my willy
wew

>>66498530
Hell on earth

I like how Jong-Un could just quit his leadership position and let the South Koreans have the North.
Imagine the fucking mess they'd have to deal with? It'd bankrupt the place.

Need MORE responses

http://www.strawpoll.me/11491328

do you think kim has a harem

browsing the ol 'chon

is it even worth going to uni if it isn't russell group

Having a mood swing

Just told the gf to fuck off if shes having a paddy and dont fucking care about half the bent shit on tv

>>66498580
bit small haha

Absolutely LOATHE bongs lads.

is sheffield best nightlife in uk

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can you immediately tell what this is

me and the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cwQVHQ5wSY

>>66498486
Theyve taken the all asians look the same meme too far in north korea

>>66498601

it's not worth it if it isn't oxbridge

the russell group is mostly crap

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>>66498667
it's the butthole of the world

>>66498667
a big poo haha

>>66498629
do not understand this post

>>66498648
prefer to smoke spliffs myself too mate

fuck me lads i'm turning 26 soon this whole this whole world war 3 better come soon or i'll be too old to blow up some russians >:(

>>66498667
sheffield

can't even watch films anymore

I turn them off within 20 minutes and spend about half of those 20 minutes on /brit/ in the background

whats wrong with me

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>scottish """"art""""

>>66498586
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ministry_of_Unification

They're prepared desu

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>get dressed for work
>imagine the sissy smooth skinned brit itt nagging me to come back to bed

xx

>>66498667
yea it says Seleucid in the image name you dummy

>>66498710
same, too many distractions

>>66498710
Same. I think I've developed ADD

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>oneitis changed all her profile pictures to her with a lad
>"So happy to have met you! Think we've got many years together!! :) x"

>>66498714
mel gibson fought for their freedom you fucking runt how dare you insult them

me

>>66498771
Bad luck, lad

>>66498771
Shut up lickdicki

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Fucking hell lads I can't believe this has actually happened I thought the probation was just a formality

I've not even done anything wrong

how do i make crack

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Lads I think Germany is broken.

>>66498774
That looks like a provincial lunch/dinner

In London people go to high-class restaurants or cook nice things for themselves

Elsewhere people eat bread, jaffa cakes and chips

>>66498804
>british meme party

uh huh

*makes snarky comment to get people to look at my post*

are toast sandwiches a meme?

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brits will NEVER experience this

What meat did you have with your Sunday Roasts, lads?

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>>66498804

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tea

>>66498858
actually we do
you can get fluff and peanutbutter at supermarkets

it's not very nice though
"kinda gross"
as you yanks would say

>>66498822
baking soda and powdered cocaine with water in a microwave it's the easiest thing ever tbqh

>>66498858
we have that here you spanner

ultimate runt slop

>>66498804
>actually joining the BNP
wth lad?

>>66498804
Democracy is great innit?

>>66498804
>BNP
>good character
ehh?

>>66498858
this is what people eat outside of London

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What are some autistic things that annoy you, lads?

>when runts don't know how to properly write titles

Like This For Example

>>66498592
>Those names
Literally who

>do something illegal on a drunken night out
>multiple people ask me about it on social media the next day

really helpful you fucking runts

Recommend me a shower head.

>>66498923
Can't think of a single good fellow that would join the BNP

Greater London... ISN'T from London

>>66498804
>2 year probationary period

do you have to display front and rear L-plates during that period?

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welcome to the northern powerhouse

Thanks for the (You)s lads I'm only pulling your leg though

Thinking of making a software radio, lads. Shits gonna be lit ngl

>>66498925
Pedantry

>>66498931
looool wind your neck in you malevolent rent boy

>>66498936
*sucks you off in the shower*
*legs it away with a giant grin on my face*

THERE'S YOUR SHOWER HEAD HAHA!

>>66498804
What the fuck did you do to be deemed unworthy of he BNP? Glass someone?

>>66498823
lol what a retard

>>66498941
not him but i voted for the BNP at every opportunity i got. got a BNP guy elected to the Eu parliament in 2009 in my area LMAO

>>66498804
The fuck did you do?

>>66498804
>can barely get 2 young members into a room together
>axing recruits

kek

is sheffield best nightlife in uk then

>>66498978
ah yes a fresh slag

>>66498997
W2c chonies?

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Alri lads, does anyone have that facebook link that looks like a long random url, but that just takes you to your own profile?

Fancy scaring some sissies on omegle :^)

>>66498885
fluff is kinda gross

it's ok when u dip pretzels in it. I would never put it on a sandwich tho.

Why is Reddit so fucking reddit

The front page is filled with ugly chav dogs and pugs and other ugly shite dogs

>wow look at this cute doggo !!!!!

Amidst the 40000 comments of 'WOW cute doogoo!!!' there's always 1 rorke who points out its a chav dog and immediately gets banned

>>66498997
>those hairless legs
I want to pound your boypussy

Slow cooked beans. get your slow cooked beans here

>>66498997
Don't know, might have to have a closer look haha

>>66498925
those runtish people who end possessives with ' and not 's

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friend is coming over for a smoke sesh

honey in tea?

*pities the fool*

>>66499086
why is your island so fucking expensive to fly to

I can fly to Hong Kong for cheaper

>>66499059
you have to majorly customise reddit to make it decent

just go through all the shit subs and unsub from them
then follow the things you're interested in and you get a much better experience

Man U are shite

>>66499086
bizarro iceland

>>66499081
Can I come too? We can play Mario Kart

>>66499081
You gonna smoke his pecker, rrrriiiitee? HiFive!

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drinking some water

might drink some more in a minute haha

>>66499086
honey in hot water

with a slice of lemon

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got a fun night planned lads
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477093126164.webm

*posts chav dog*

UM ITS NOT A VIOLENT DOG ITS JUST THE OWNERS FAULT IF THE OWNERS BAD THEN THE DOGS BAD IVE HAD THIS DOG FOR 4 YEARS AND ITS NEVER BITTEN ME LIKE WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I BET YOU VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP YOU FUCKING FASCIST

Got a sore throat and bunged up nose.
Haven't had a wank for 4 days.

>>66498978
Enjoy Northern Powerhouse posting tbqh

how come for some internet things you have bad connection unless youre in geographic proximity

VERY lonely

>>66499059
>>66499119
>>66499164
no one gives a shit you fucking reddit twats. only maybe 18 months ago even mentioning reddit here was universally mocked. now we're overrun with 18 year old little reddit shits like you. FUCK OFF

>>66499190
Haha

>>66499103
and so fucking expensive to fly from because of airline monopoly

a danish airline is getting a route here, so these grubby bastards are going to face some competition

Absolutely LOVING the battle for Mosul.

>slagging of sheffield

t. never been to sheffield

>>66499160
why does that sound like Eddy from ed edd n eddy?

>>66499186
latency

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>no one gives a shit you fucking reddit twats. only maybe 18 months ago even mentioning reddit here was universally mocked. now we're overrun with 18 year old little reddit shits like you. FUCK OFF

>>66499186
because you have bad connection unless youre in geographic proximity

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>>66499190

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>no one gives a shit you fucking reddit twats. only maybe 18 months ago even mentioning reddit here was universally mocked. now we're overrun with 18 year old little reddit shits like you. FUCK OFF

>>66499233
where are you keeping up to date with it la?

>>66499242
I live in sheffield

Competition is a healthy sign of capitalism

>>66499215
I actually started browsing reddit after all the gamergate shit started
before that I only browsed 4chan, somethingawful and facepunch

>>66499242
this post means the opposite of what you intended.

>not understanding meme arrows

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>I actually started browsing reddit after all the gamergate shit started
>before that I only browsed 4chan, somethingawful and facepunch

been on 4chan since I was 13 so it hurts me whenever someone calls me reddit

>>66499277
Switching between Sky News, RT and Al Jazeera.

BBC News is for runts.

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>I actually started browsing reddit after all the gamergate shit started
>before that I only browsed 4chan, somethingawful and facepunch

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Help me lads

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official yank™ tier list if british cities:

>Bath
>Sheffield
>Leeds

power gap

>Birmingham
>Manchester

galactic power gap

>London

>>66499347
umm sweetie you might want to delete this

the unpaid custodian might get a bit bothered

>>66499140
I was so fucking good at mario kart

>>66499303
any actual stomachable subs?

>>66499353
>tfw rt and al jazeera are the most impartial sources on the USA but completely disregard russian and arab human rights abuses

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>RT

>>66499369
>Sheffield
>>Leeds
Biggest shitholes in Britain

>Birmingham
>>Manchester
geographically big shitholes

>London
One of the best cities in the world

>>66499399
r/freeuse
r/borednignored
r/incestporn

>>66499384
no you weren't fuck off you twat

no one cares about the South Coast.

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>tfw rt and al jazeera are the most impartial sources on the USA but completely disregard russian and arab human rights abuses

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http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/toddler-dies-spokane-fire-dog-huddled-side-42989769

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would you rather live in plymouth or sheffield?

>>66499086
post vocaroo

>>66499384
I'm so shit
I'm even worse when I'm high haha

got me some cloudy strongbow in for tonight lads gonna get sloshd

how come i dont get latency on 4chan

what's wrong with durham?

>>66499367
Built like a brick shitter my laaad

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beautiful

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>>66499419
so just porn then

>>66499438
sheffield without question

What is the best county and why is it Surrey?

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BOI HE DAB

Would a bank let me loan one million pounds to buy some cheap property up north and then rent them out?

>>66499438
plymouth without question

really good thread

>>>/tv/75593161

devon

>>66499433
don't know why but selfless doggos always make me cry

ahh yes plusnet

complete and utter dogshit

just watched a video about gibraltar

they sound almost british, just like the falklands

always thought of it as just spanish people in a UK protectorate but they're actually british

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Official Poleaboo Pole
Settle the argument once and for all
http://www.strawpoll.me/11491472/r

got a taste for savoury

>>66499521
Depends on your income

What the fuck is Rutland?

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>>66499438
south west sheffield (the wealthy suburb part slap bang next to the peak district national park) is heaven on earth. don't even lock my front door lmaoooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFlK5RdPOJ8

once went to a giggs concert with my mate and his gf, we were the only 3 white people there and these black girls kept telling me to fuck off hahahaha

>>66498804
Years of police infiltration has got them jumpy it seems.

>>66499578
Meet me at wetherspoons in 15 minutes

>>66499560
weird mix between spanish and RP

>>66499562
>r
won't be voting

>>66499576
runtland

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>trump will be president

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>at work
>colleague says he bought a 3L bottle of coke at lunch, and that he's finished it already
>later see the bottle and it isn't finished

Why would you lie about that? It's been on my mind all evening and I don't understand.

>>66499631
>at work
>on a sunday

genuinely bawling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6GDil0rGls

>>66499631
He wants you to think he's hard.

Hit on him.

>>66499631
>3L bottle of coke

do those even exist

>>66499631
inexplicably funny post

>>66499620
u bloody mental lad i've got work tomorrow! come up to fulwood tomorrow evening and we'll smoke some mega chronic in my car

trick or treating is incredibly arrogant

>>66499678
they exist but are super rare

>>66499688
them arrogant students innit

hail hitler

>>66499717
don't know why but I had a good old crease at this post

>>66499747
northerners sometimes visit London and they look just like this

stupid 2004 clothes and too much makeup

>normies at work complain about being in the office alone for an hour or two because being the braindead normies they are cannot function for more than a few minutes without human contact

being alone in the office is like heaven to me

wish i could get fucked on benzos every day with no side effects

anyone who thinks they're hard let's fucking scrap right now

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>>66499747

>>66499781
pfft tell me about it lad even if they do jump through the fashion hoops their horrible white skin always gives them away

Like the ASDA Halloween advert desu

http://desuarchive.org/_/search/filename/%201465075147567.jpg/

is the lad who made these posts here?

>>66499747
jews did this

dunno what to dress as for halloween

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>>66499645
don't worry
bee happy

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>braindead normies

enjoyed this video

hope you do too

https://youtu.be/kY9I-AUcY8s

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Starting to do a panic.

Should NOT have studied humanities

I'm fucked.

>>66499631
more than that why would someone say they drank 3 litres of coke as if its a normal thing?

want to go down and make dinner but my eyes are red from watching sad doggo videos and don't want my family to think I'm a fairy

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>deleted tinder in front of the girl im seeing
>didn't delete my account, only the app

>>66499930
but you are lol

>>66499895
what humanities subject lad? it's a massive meme that they're useless Tbh

>NOT TYPING CAPITALS BY HOLDING DOWN BOTH SHIFT KEYS

>>66499678
in the USA

>tfw there are """people""" who drink 10L of coke per day

Who /anglo-indian/ here?

>>66499970
woah

>>66499969
It's not

I studied Politics and I work in Communications and it's fucking shit.

I get paid 30k a year to write 'press releases' which means I just write 'such a thing happened today'

I'm gonna end myself it's so uninspiring.

Can't get into anything else tjough

imagine if we visited the moon in 2016

4K footage

>>66499967
ye but they don't know that

ITESTEDTHISDITWSOLOCKS

I pretty much put mustard on everything since it has 0 calories

>>66499781
lmao, this is on point

>these girls think they're not bottom of the barrel

lmao

>>66500005
i told your mum last night haha

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>I HAVE A MECHANICAL KEYBOARD AND CANNOT RESIST SHOWING THIS OFF ON THE 'CHON

>>66500002
we're going back in a few years

and by we're i mean us

my legs are fucking sexy when I shave them

>>66500031
ah yes mixed race lads with their horses

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>>66500032
do you like mine?

>>66500059
fyck off inbred

>>66499938
Didn't realize my account was still active. Just installed tinder again after my ex broke up with me and there were a bunch of messages from grills months ago. Wish Tinder still had "last active" because I have no clue which grills are still on it

>>66500051
Pics and location

Lost my watch

Cannot believe it

>>66500000
I'm the lad that works as a policy assistant too lad

>>66500059
those have gotta be pakis not mixed lads

mixed lads tend to be much better looking

>>66500000
Where do you live?

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>>66498486
man why is this goofy dicktator nation still allowed to exist

>>66500099
Bollocks.

I feel like I'm having a breakdown mate. Any ideas what else you'd go into if not that?

I can't fucking take it anymore

>>66500097
Bad times haha xx ;)

>notification on phone
>battery low 15% remaining

ahhh yes

>>66500110
because nobody wants to liberate them

>66499644
I know, I know. Its shit.

>>66499678
Yeah they do. Basically like the 2L bottles but more girth.

>>66499656
But it's not hard at all. I once nearly got in a fight with a guy over a foot taller than me and in much better shape. I didn't give a shit and was just laughing because it was fun. He ended up liking me and we got drinks together. Good lad.


Anyway another weird thing happened today with the coke guy but i'll explain later x

>>66499919
I don't think he was saying it as a normal thing. Made it sound like it was some wild shenanigan

anyone want to play club penguin with me

>>66500000
the get proves you shouldn't

>>66500110
China was bored so threw their full support behind Best Korea

In hindsight yeah, it was a mistake

>>66500029
haha didn't hear her leave

>>66500000
congrats with the zero's, m8.
didn't even read your post tbvh.

if you had to befriend slagtits, sheplaysalone or sara which one would it be

Big fan of Karl 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A88iBhBmCt4

>>66500183
>>66500197

Thanks lads, whacking it straight on the CV.

>>66500132
how long have you been out of uni lad? 30k ain't bad if you're fresh in the industry

what sort of things to do want to go into though mate?

really enjoy skream live because he's just as fucked as everyone in the crowd

>>66500110
its a useful buffer state
but not so much anymore since China having a land border with Worst Korea isn't such a huge deal for them anymore now that they want to improve relations with other east Asians

got my cat sat on my lap and he keeps digging his paws into my bollocks

getting a bit of a chub on haha

>>66500101
>mixed lads tend to be much better looking
na they're all ugly mutants
disgusting

>>66500204
sara

although slagtits would be most likely to shag me probably

>>66500204
Sara seems like the most interesting to be around and "genuine" person.
other two seem thick

>>66500110
Nukes and loads of conventional artillery desu

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>>66500245
>try and pull him off
>digs them in even deeper

post hype grime lads

>>66500204
the one who's alone so i could rape 'em

Anyone else see Death Grips in London last week?

>>66498486

>>66500204
Sara probably

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdPPp3hoGQ8

>>66500222
Either law or the civil service.

The civil service only hires through the fast stream and I got absolutely dicked over on the etray yesterday and I'm not brave enough to take the plunge and spend 8k on a law conversion course when it's so competitive.

when you're coming up hard and the dj starts playing opus and you have to sit down and concentrate on not dying because it's really intense

>>66500216
Reckon I've lost my sense of humour because fuck all makes me laugh any more desu

>>66500305
hydraulic press channel's gone a bit downhill

>>66500216
the earlier seasons were better before he became self-aware.

just got called a pintle at lidl

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>Anyone else see Death Grips in London last week?

>>66500204
can I get a knowyourmeme on these people

>>66500355
hoots mon yer a pintle

Has anyone here ever done paid surveys online?

>>66500306
>the civil service only hires through the fast stream

no it doesn't lad, hence why there is a "fast stream"

I want to apply for civ service too, is etray hard? it's just email balancing isn't it?

idiots

sara is by far the most mental and the ugliest

rosy is too ugly and had too many cocks

aisha is the most normal

>>66500355
howling

Some top Irish posters recently desu, keep it up lads.

>>66500290
saw them in belfast last week

Smoking on a fat joint of synthetic marijuana, or as it is formally known "trippy"

just had my goolies atomised with a truckle of wensleydale at the local cheesemerchants lads

>>66500383
Done a few on Google rewards

>>66500292
Ah yes. The so called "quality" Irish posting.

>tfw to intelegent two go too school

>>66500383
yes, when i was a student

took hours to get £10 together (minimum redemption)

did not continue with that shite

There's no possible positive outcome for the U.S. presidential election; both are racist, imperialist, white power hungry supremacists

>>66500385
Yes but the only other jobs are absolutely pointless in going for because they basically lead nowhere.

The etray isn't hard, they just give you 80 minutes but give you a really fucking obscure scenario and it basically gives you unrealistic amounts of information to digest and names to learn that you need to answer the questions.

If it were real life, you'd have more tha 80 minutes to understand the structure of your team and what your exact remit was, sadly it doesn't provide that.

Also they literally make up fake departments, MPs and countries, so it's quite hard to track what the fuck they're on about.

A wumman (plural weimen) is a female human adult. The wird "wumman" is uisid for ti commune anent biological sex, houaniver, the term wumman is whyls uis'd for til identifee a female human anaw, regairdless o eild, as in phrases sic as "Weemen's richts". The seimbol for the goddess Venus is uis'd for weimen.

>tfw no wumman gf

had 1 million neurones fire off after consuming this post
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>>66500280
>try and pull him off
bit gay

>>66500479
this scots or something

whats that podcast everyone has watched which has something to do with karl pilkington

Business idea: name my firstborn son 'Rorkesheed'

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>>66500443
(You)

>>66500524
rinse fm grime show with sir spyro

>>66500283
I got you famo
https://youtu.be/DMYfpp2IOy4

>>66500458

Right cheers

>>66500435

And?

>>66500502
>that fucking fetish hentai shit

>>66500415
watched a girl hit some spice 1 time, laugh until she clearly couldn't breathe (in a bad way), tense up into a ball for a couple minutes still without breathing, then suddenly scream at the top of her lungs at ~2am in a back yard.

fuck all that just give me the old fashioned stuff

>>66500479
i'm scottish and plural is wimen


anyone in britain who says WOOmen is a fucking pleb cunt

smash my flatmates ps4 so that he'd come fuming back into his and slam the door

luckily for me I was waiting just inside the doorway and managed to get my balls into the gap as the door was slamming

came like a fire hose

Want a /brit/ gf (male) to be my plaything

>>66500478
fair enough

tip if you ever have a go at the etray again: leave media shit last, it's not important

you can get to fast stream (management) level through an entry level position mate, no reason why you shouldn't get in there and keep applying for fast stream

so is sam hyde meant to be a comedian or what

haha no cat please not there! ow you are are hurting my bollocks! please could you move your paws a little bit and retract your claws please, this is quite painful haha!

>>66500110
north and south korea couldn't possibly be reunited at this point. literally one of the wealthiest countries and literally one of the poorest

not even an exaggeration. both ARE exactly that

>>66500608
Cheers lad.

Should also add I live in the arse end of nowhere so there's no jobs anyway (wahey).

Fuck it, will probably spend my savings on law and become a paralegal's PA's cleaner.

You'd think the Scots would fuck off but no

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>>66500562
good lad

just poured petrol on my knackers and set them alight

can't describe the pleasure that I felt

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>>66500000
good post lad

>>66500595
>gf (male)
um m8

>>66500635
>>66500635
>>66500635

really don't want to go to work tomorrow lads

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just imagine having your bollocks cut off and sold at aldi in order to be consumed by anthropomorphised cows

>>66500645
you can't commute into the city? that's what I do and yeah it's a ballache but that's where the money is

can't you use your contacts at your current job as an in for elsewhere

>>66500355

A what?

wouldnt mind an aggressive and extremely painful form of bollock cancer haha no that'd get me going

Ah och aye, th' self styled islamic state, it makes mah wee tossel start tae throb.

>>66500710
rock hard just thinking about it

perusing r/grime

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>>66500680

Jumped the gun abit m8

>>66500719
hTe pintle is the sexual reproductive bodie pairt o the males in the ainimal families: mammals, birds, fishes, reptilians, an even insects.

>>66500711
Not really.

I literally live in a fucking nowhere northern shithole. I could move to London but I just can't be arsed paying 600 a month for somebody's spare room.

At least here I have my big house with my parents and am right on nature's doorstep. Couldn't hack London.

The El Dude brothers are back in town

ever been to sheffield

>>66500794
ye

what's this about?
>>66500788

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https://twitter.com/PyroBarz/status/790194130169294848

>>66500809
second city in the country imo
you?

>>66500778
fair enough mate

and nah fuck living in london, waste of money

don't know what to suggest then mate, maybe we could move in together on the commuter belt? be like Mark and Jez

>>66500820
what's going on here?

>>66500884
could do m8. are you gay too?

>>66500883
That's called Birmingham mate

>>66500820
lmao

>>66500884
Kek, maybe we could lad, but you sound way less autistic than me so it probably wouldn't work, unless you're Jez, then why not?

>>66500912
nah reckon it's sheffield

>>66500902
kid is filming a diss track, foreign guy comes up to film, thinks the kid is rapping about him and thumps him

should have gotten his shit kicked in for that Tbh

>>66500953
I'm the worst parts of mark and the worst parts of jez unfortunately