/brit/

korean poop

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/tr/

>>66483629
GREAT post

horrid edition

*bends the very fabric of time and space in front of your eyes*

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created this lads

listening to blackstar

might call my mate a nigger

>>66483786

No I mean, russian muslims are native to that region
they look russian and aren't even particularly muslim

they do have a chechen region in the south though

>>66483835
honorary is the correct spelling in british english

honourary is acceptable but is not the official spelling

why should i take donald trump seriously when his twitter username is unironically prefixed with the word "real"?

unironically eating some hot pockets haha

>>66483849
>only 1 spelling mistake

not memey enough

*bends over and exposes my pink arsehole right in front of your very eyes*

watching la dolce vita

i am marcello

>>66483861
Muslims aren't native to Moscow mate

>>66483870
t. Jean-François Perrie

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Baby-Cakes
you just don't know,
How I,
I like it down low

leaving poisoned doughnuts in the bins

once the poisoned yanks die the smell leads us to the lair and then we can slit their offsprings throats

very relaxing job 2bh and you get a generous pension scheme

need a poo but waiting for the gf to go to bed because i don't want her to know i'm pooing

i've kept this up for months

just called my mate a nigger

>>66483850
*tips kufi*

>>66483850
Favorite song?

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Don't want to go back to work tomorrow

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>>66483915
just tell her you need to take a fat smelly shit haha who knows she might be into it

>>66483893
those are central asian migrants

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>>66483849

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So I blocked her on everything after we split up and then she sends me this

what the fuck lads

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-23/cussing-in-front-of-kids-does-swearing-cultivate-sexism/7938088
>New evidence suggests cussing in front of kids is not inherently harmful. But, asks Linda Doherty, by allowing our little ones to swear, are we inadvertently teaching them to disrespect women?
Ah yes of course

>>66483949
is he ok?

>>66483915
>go in bathroom
>take off clothes
>turn on shower
>make poo in loo
>splash some water on hair while washing hands
>wrap a towel around your waist
>prophet

>>66483978
Ah yes

>>66483933
probably lazarus 2bh

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Nth for slug on Thames

Business idea: give pigs opposable thumbs

literally can't remember the last few days because i've been off my tits on benzos the whole time

>>66484009
*toilet flushes while you're in the shower*

ah yes....this makes sense....

>>66483978
Never respond, for spite.
Let the silence drive her mad.

>>66484034
So, Americans?

>>66484026
Probably the title track for me, those drums just get me so good.

>>66483978
oh wow

just had a yummy cup of tea

>>66484009
unlike you peasants in north america, our toilets and showers are usually in different rooms here

>>66484049
You french really have a way with words 2bqh

I like it

literally can't remember the last few days because I have anterograde amnesia

such a lovely culture. so honoured to have them here shagging our kids too

https://vimeo.com/11352212

>>66484046
How loud are Aussie toilets? Also, perfectly normal to have a wee before showering

>>66484081
>tfw you will never shit and shower in different rooms

Feels bad

>>66484060
eat shit, leaf

have a secret desire for a gf that doesn't swear

>>66484113
>b

erm we're all children of the world so pipe down with the anti-immigrant talk yeah? x

>>66484091
Never go on /fr/ then.
Keep the illusion alive.

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>>66483978
>0.69 pounds

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A

>tfw you don't have the talent to churn out anthems like this

>>66484121
>perfectly normal to have a wee before showering
no, i'll tell you what is normal though; pissing in the shower

>>66484081
Moved into a house with the toilet and shower in the same room and it's a fucking nightmare lad
Can't use it when you need to half the time 'cause the roommate or one of his normie friends is in there having a shower

>>66484115
actually they got this from the greeks

>>66483942
delete this please

>>66484172
brave post x

>>66484132
Howling 2bqh

I know what you mean

"People these days are mad for their designer drugs. 25i this, dxm4 that. Back in my day we only had two types of drugs. Weed and the hard stuff. Sure, we didn't know what the fuck was in the hard stuff. You'd buy it off a scary lookin' skinhead and he'd just say 'take that now and you'll have a laugh.'

Nowadays lads are makin' the stuff in their houses. Breaking Bad type carry on. I tell ya what, you shouldn't be buying your drugs on the internet off some American nerd. You should be buying them off the hardmen selling them on the streets. They worked hard down in the mines to get those yokes like, an honest days work, and you have these millennial, Mark Zuckerberg lads taking away their livelihoods. It's not fair, like."

>>66484172
finally someone with sense

>>66484203
Shan't begin to even contemplate taking one glance at a single letter contained within this worthless post

bitch im cooler than a cooler

>>66484155
never attach a gun finger to a 'choon' like this ever again

>>66484203
turborunt

any bent cunts in here? i wanna fuck ur arse

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just bought this

>>66483849
british freight is kawaii

>>66484234
>>66484241
pottery

>>66484224
I'm ice cold 2bh

>>66484241
Ah yes, the "I need to cover up my hideously masculine thighs but still want to look like a sissy" starter pack

>>66484203
worst post ever on /brit/

>>66484222
fantastic post through and through

>>66484241
dated

high waist skater skirts are in right now

Thinking about buying myself some knickers and tights, maybe some make-up too.

did tim get to take the piano?

imagine being a member of the removal crew dealing with him! that would be interesting to say the least

>>66484172
I often pee in the sink

10 scoop

>>66484225
it's a floorfiller you deaf cunt, jog on

>>66484263
when i sucked off a lad i met on /brit/

decent yoke

>>66484279
Yes, can't remember if he played it but I saw him sitting on it at least

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thread is abysmal

make the next one a karen edition or we'll continue to lose the quality anime posters that we desperately require

having a wank lads I'm doing a poo
having a good hard think about you
poos and wanks and fuck off yanks
having a rest
doing my best

>>66484056
>gf has done it in the past
>never suggested we do it

NOT A FAN

>>66484263
blockbusters phase

>>66484188
Deleted it for you

If we weren't meant to suck willies why did God make them so hot and tempting?

>>66484203
what is this a quote from?

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>>66484279
>>66484304
where does tim get his income?

*declares myself President For Life*

got 6 matches today

unmatched one of them because she was fat but had a VERY deceptive profile pic

>>66484263
>He doesn't get the best of both worlds
If you're not bi-sexual you're a tad bit more than pathetic 2bh

>>66484350
Nonymous, A, 2016

matched with a english girl lads, don't know what to say to your kind can you give us a hand?

shaving my legs

>>66484355
Really want to cum inside his bum and make him pregnant even though that's impossible

>>66484377
i can get a decent yoke for 10 scoop love

>>66484355
what

>>66484377
"""you ever experienced an irish cock you dirty sassenach?"""

>>66484353
short curly brown hairs

ive never seen her poo

>>66484358
disability bennies I'd imagine. heard a few times his family is well-off but that might just be bullshit

>>66484377
bit of a rude way of wording this if im honest
don't think i'll help you now.

>>66484377
'ERE LOVE

COMING BACK TO MINE FOR A CIDER AND A MASSAGE?

Need a bf

>>66484421
bit gay

>>66484429
no, she uses toilet paper

just a friend

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1477220183489.webm

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>>66484415
who is benny

rip that lad

Might go get a KFC ladies

what can I get for £1.40

>>66484377
hello

would you like to go for fishes and chip?

>>66484491
junior spesh

>>66484377
ask her if she needs her driveway tarmacked then fuck off with the money with the job shoddily half done

>>66484479
she just looks fake

>>66484491
a blowjob from me

OOOOOOOOOH, I WANNA DAAAAANCE WITH SOMMMMMMEBODY
I WANNA FEEL THE HEAT WITH SOMMMMMMEBODY
YEAAAAAAAAH, I WANNA DAAAAANCE WITH SOMMMMMMEBODY
WITH SOMEBODY WHO LOVES ME

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>>66484489
PFK pêh

>>66481969
>>66481969
>>66481969

new

dunno whats worse

matt posting kpoop or the bent crossdressing twats

>>66484532
see
>>66483812

>>66484535
t. closet bender

anyone got pakipoos recent face pic
got a fantastic gimmick lined up

>>66484522
>pfk
this can't be real
are you pullin my leg

>>66484480
me

the girl with the nice feet accepted my superlike

>>66484558
wouldnt be uncomfortable with my sexuality desu, seems pretty gay that

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>>66484485
Me

Watching QI and noticing A LOT of the things they say sound like they're just been copy + pasted straight from wikipedia lads
bit upsetting discovery

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>>66484535
I know how to fix this
let's post some trains

>>66484585
what's your opener lad?

Got a date on Saturday but still thinking of my ex :(

>>66484611
not sure yet

probably not a good idea to start by mentioning feet 2bh

>>66484576
Common throughout Québec, New Brunswick, and France

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>>66484609
absolute powerhouse

>>66484611
alri twinkle toes

>>66484606
I'm sorry you had to find out this way Bruce

>>66484642
>and France
It's KFC here. We don't translate things.

why do brummies talk in slow motion

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>>66484577
hiya benny

oh, it appears that Tim's trying to get some Extra work

the lord is my shepherd lads

Moomin is the thinking man's deep house producer

can't be arsed leaving the house. I've no need to really I guess

>>66484698
>even the french aren't as gay as quebec
hahahahahahahaha

since I left (You)
I found a world so new

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>>66484575

>>66484730
Saw him in a music video 2bh

>>66484698
>France in charge of bring French

watching a falklands doccy

>>66484741
absolute state of that.

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>>66484725
hello

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>>66484741
reminder the got mad at his (innocent) father for not wanting him to look like this

>>66484741
imagine waking up and finding yourself in this state

>>66484780
>muslim
>innocent

no

Just got called a racist lads :/

>>>/u/2171708

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>Curve range
ahhh yes...

Tim looks like a pear from the captions

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>>66484763
It's getting harder and harder desu

Going to do noporn I think

>>66484836
>>66484838
holy shit these two flags are the so similar

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>Check on an old close friend on facebook
>He's cut down his friends list, from 800+ friends ultranormie to only 300

>64 mutual friends, but he decided he'd delete me


Ahhh yes...

Chad Dikcheezski with a touchdown!!! Goooooooooooooooo Shitsville Coons!!!

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thanks america

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>>66484818
just imagine how fit they would be if they were a normal weight

>>66484818
whales and large passenger planes have curves too hun :) Xx

give me one good reason why each council area in britain is not an independent country.

>>66484902
they don't have official flags

>>66484809
very cute thread. what is it about

would you assume a guy wearing a rainbow bracelet is gay?

>>66484902
all the implications that come with tribalism you blundering nonce-boy

mum keeps nagging me to find a gf

not exactly the easiest thing to do when you're a bit of a sperg with 0 fucking confidence is it mum jfc

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>American telly

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1477225010492.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1477225107015.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1477225197987.webm

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Bit of a rorke

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>>66484955
Why don't you just be confident then?

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new gimmick

God, I'm glad I don't live in the czech 'republic'

>>66484963
SCREECHING

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>>66484885
>>66484818
I would push them all over at once, then watch as they struggle to get back onto their feet again.

The first one to stand up again is the one I will let live.

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>>66484973

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJrG8FaKXYE

bloody giga normies

>>66484995
>mixing /brit/ memes with normie memes
thought of this before but didn't do it
would be funny if I knew who the twat on the right was

>>66484995
doesn't make a lick of sense

>>66484995
quite enjoy it, i'll rate it a high 8.5/10

>>66485079
jimmy neutrons dad lel

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me

>>66484963
The husband looks like a lesbian

>>66485103
boipucci

any /oxbridge/ bros here?

>>66484995
I don't think you understand how this meme works

>>66485079
>would be funny if I knew who the twat on the right was

Are you underage

>>66485119
Oxford brookes?

now listen up, you've got, a lot to learn and if you don't learn you don't eat

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>>66484885
>her gigantic ass cheeks will never cover both your ears as you desperately try to extend your tongue towards her butthole
>ywn slip into unconsciousness under her titanic rump to the muffled sound of her emasculating insults
>ywn never be slapped back to consciousness by her humongous sweaty tits
fuck my life

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Average white Londoner

>>66485119
reject here

went to imperial instead

>>66485183
looks like a top lad in all honesty

>>66485183
White Londoners are all at least 7/10, tall, thin and well dressed

http://www.strawpoll.me/11488305/

http://www.strawpoll.me/11488305/

http://www.strawpoll.me/11488305/

http://www.strawpoll.me/11488305/

>>66485209
The JF ones maybe

>>66484952
ah yes law enforcement would cease to exist

>>66485242
Nope, London is home to the only good looking whites in Britain

I don't see why faggots being ashamed of sodomising each other is my problem.

Just applied for a job at Greggs

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*enters the thread*

alri

Watching the Old Firmino

>>66485271
had some bad experiences at Greggs personally, but good luck.

>>66485083
>>66485131
pretty simple joke what's to get

got called a racist in greggs today lads

>>66485281
dumb jock poster

>>66485219
Buy it used, it's super cheap now.
If you liked the previous ones, you'll love this one whenever you aren't forced to use the batmobile.

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Someone posted this in britfeel

very amusing

>>66485255
wow fantastic retort my fellow debater I am well and truly stumped you are clearly a thinking man of the highest calibre

me: BTFO

JUST

>>66485261
>if I perperuate this false stereotype maybe it'll catch on and when I mention I'm a Londoner people won't think I'm some shitskin

>Click on one of those shitty yank youtube top 10 videos because there's a picture of the Omagh bombing in it
>The youtuber proceeds to describe The Troubles as a conflict between Loyalists and Unionists
Fuck me, yanks are useless.

>>66484934
some faggot internet series thing made by americans

i'm just innit for the lesbos desu

>>66485314
as if tribalism doesn't exist with bigger countries. Fuck off with your non arguments.

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>Nope, London is home to the only good looking whites in Britain

>>66485307
why hasn't this cunt been v& yet? he threatened to kill his father

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*sets alarm for 6:30am*

>>66485345
I fucking hate those shoes

why are all fashionable shoes ones without laces or something to actually keep it strapped onto my fucking foot? It's ridiculous.

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>>66485292
you're supposed to post someone ugly then someone handsome. you posted two ugly people that look alike, which doesn't make any sense.

Fucks sake lads I need to sign on tomorrow but my No Fear T shirt is at the dry cleaners and my fenchurch trackies are at the tailors

FUCK

>>66485397
Hugh Neutron looks better than poley

>>66485345
Its true though

Londoners are high class and good looking

Rest of Britain is shit, ugly and just wear hoodies and drive fiestas

>>66485397
his point was they look the same. that'd quite worrying if your gf was hanging out with someone very similar to you


yanks really are thick

>>66485307
That is a fucking great drawing

>>66485332
Though Germany did succeed has a group of hundreds of fractured little councils and what not I would still believe such a thing today to be incompatible

not going to be arguing anymore about a "what if" anymore tbf, usually spurred by autism

Working on my halloween costume lads

>>66485464
t. statist shill

>>66485351
Because the police will just go there and see that there's no issue

you need actual evidence that poley's making threatening remarks and a bunch of internet posters can't really do that on an anonymous imageboard

>>66485425
oh okay
>>66485444
I was telling him how the meme usually works, dickhead

Through to the final interview phase for the Loughborough McDonalds bouncer role lads
Marathon should be easy but I still need to get some gear for the survival challenge

who /radicalcentrist/ here?

London is essentially half shitskin, let's remember that.

Of the remaining 50% whites, 30 percent are povvo Eastenders-tier white chavs who are basically white Northerners with Jamaican accents who live around shitskins, 15 percent are povvo Eastern European Slavs, and 5 percent are wealthy Western Europeans, Jews, Russians who live in their tiny nouveau riche bubble and never leave.

>>66485483
do you have a terrible life lad?

>>66485501
he obviously did a variation, spastic

London is 95% white as long as you don't go into the poor areas

London is the only decent place in the UK

https://twitter.com/Mkokorie/status/789926174931714048?s=09

WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

>>66485538
talk to me like that again and I'll put you in a fucking coma, cretinoid.

>>66485531
no

>BUT CANADA IS ASIAN!
it's 100% white as long as you stay in my house

>>66485545
Africa is 100% white as long as you don't go to the black areas

wore a t rex costume to a job interview once
got the job, they respected my balls

London is a 2016 Mercedes E-Class

Rest of Britain is a 2004 Nissan Micra

>>66485545
Statistically this poster is not white

>>66485582
that's good

>>66481969
>>66481969
>>66481969

>opens up rightmove.co.uk
>enters price range
>'flats in London'
>0 results

p-pakis

Anyone know the best place to watch free femdom porn? Strap-on and foot/bum worship is my favourite.

>>66485526
kmt pree dis spiceboi senpai

manna say me dunnah speak no english, manna be askin far a black eye yannah? BOF BOF

>>66485648
any pornsite if you type in the right words

>>66485623
division worked for germany post war too btw . it was their enemies that did it and it ultimately made them stronger

>66485646
ah yes, he's just recycling his material from a week or so ago

the london defence brigade is really getting on me nerves

Arms fucking hurt where a girl bit them last night

>housing in a limited space within the capital of one of the top economies in the world is expensive

wow, who would have thought

>>66485648
Bing.com > Videos > "FemDom"
Sort by video quality if you're picky

>posted some tripe that gets passed around here on reddit
>4,940 karma overnight

kek

want to smoke a spliff but can't be arsed to get out of bed to roll it

Imagine not living in London

Imagine living in some rundown shithole the government doesn't care about, where everyone is a fucking chav and the most entertainment there is is hanging about the front of a Tescos

>>66485733
>>66485733
>>66485733
new

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Game day, boys

imagine living in london

imagine living in some infested metropolis that no-one except the jews care about, where everyone is a fucking paki and the most entertainment there is is hanging about in front of a mosque

Why are Londoners so insecure

whats with the early thread

i've always thought this girl was very attractive and wondered why no one else seems to think so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhwM6Vm2WNU

and i realized it's because we have the same nose. now i'm self conscious about my nose being so scrunched up

>>66485932
>noselets
when will they learn

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mfw the spanish word for potato is 'patata'

assumed potato WAS a spanish word 2bh

>>66486002
never

>>66486089
post machine in the other thread

dumb leaf

>>66486136
i'm sorry, it's not my fault i was born a canadian subhuman. please nuke my pathetic country

*looks through Venetian blinds over the Chicago skyline smoking a cigarette and thinking about the murphy case*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwvVhXItl1w

>>66486166
no, we'll need you in the upcoming war

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>>66483978
mental mental chicken oriental

report her to the police for harassment

just finished a breakfast burrito lads. it was muy bueno.