What I know about kiwi:
Capital city is Wellington
They speak English or somethings like that
National animal is kiwi
Sheeps remove sexual desire from them
They are nearly forgotten by other Anglos
Their cuisine are not known
>>66483615
>Their cuisine are not known
muh pavlova
Kiwis are stupid and have stupid accents but kiwiland is nicer than austraya (too cold though)
>>66484039
Your country is related with kiwi?
I'm jelly you
>>66484077
Yeah kiwis are the next door neighbour you pretend to hate but actually love
You should go there anon, my number one tourist destination in the world atm
>>66484077
they were almost part of australia, but they didn't want to be
so now we're brothers and best friends
>>66483987
But that's ours.
>>66484134
New Zealand is the Korea to Australia's Japan.
>>66484147
More like they promised to join and then backed out, the sneaky cunts.
>>66484134
>>66484147
I tried to lure kiwi but I got kangaroo
>>66484206
even google says it isn't.
>>66484282
>he trusts the search Jew
>>66484282
new zealand propaganda
everyone knows google are poopeeland sympathisers
>>66484320
What do you trust then?
>>66484344
ask jeeves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emk4CuqyZ44
>>66484344
http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/news/2016/04/new-evidence-proves-pavlova%E2%80%99s-aussie-origins
>>66484510
>Australian people wanna protect only one their own cuisine from kiwi
>>66483615
Lived in New Zealand for 5 years. Observations:
1. Whites (Pakeha): mostly harmless
2. Maori: appears scary but again mostly harmless
3. Expensive houses and restaurants
4. Cheap beef and lamb (delish)
5. Spiritual and economic capital is Auckland (high % of Asians & Pacific Islanders)
6. All Blacks
7. All Blacks
8. All Blacks
9. Breathtaking scenery upon which you will sujud to God for giving a glimpse of Heaven (and Hell for geothermals).
10. Autistic biosecurity but understandable
11. Poor public transport. A car is mandatory
12. Relatively mild winters and cool summers
13. Least corrupt country I've been through.
14. Much better than Australia (lived there for 3 years)