You wake up in Vladivostok.

>>66482097
I sleep back to Spain.

I get drunk and tell everyone that I'm from Europe but not the GAY (Western) one

>>66482097
No, I don't

>>66482097
"Well at least this city is bigger than my previous shithole small town in the middle of nowhere. I need money, going to California or Miami"

inject krokodil and die

what is there?
it takes only two hours to go there from Tokyo

I will do "oh I can see my country" at the shore in the pic

walk back across the border

>>66482097
>qt's drinking in the street in daytime

I wipe a tear from my eye as I realize that I am finally Home.

Find a slag and settle down

>>66482162
this

>>66482162
this

>>66482097
get drunk.
fuck the cheapest russian hoe and spread hiv.
krokodil

>>66482097
hang out for a bit, and then fly out

Rape qts
Kurwa

It comes to my mind that I actually know nothing about vladivostock.
What happens there? Why are they there? What do they do?

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>>66482244
>he cant drink in the street during daytime

>>66482541
rich businessmen go there to buy russian girls

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wake up in Vladivostok and "Pizdetc on v rashke skatilsya"

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>>66482541
It's a big city

>>66482624
that is a small village

Good.
Would like to go here but flights are too expesive.

>Ask where the Australian Consulate is
>Go to the Australian Consulate
>Explain my situation

I hope this would work because I don't know for sure. I believe that Australia, Canada and the UK all have some sort of thing going on when if you are in need of consular assistance, each country will help citizens of the other country if there isn't a diplomatic mission near by

>>66482097
Wonder how much I drank last night...

>>66482097

Eh it's fine, been there already.

Nice city, pretty girls.

Find myself a woman and settle down.

>>66482640
4u

>>66482097
Visit this great country that is Russia.

Just go back by train

Take first ship to Nippon.

In Russia the whores pay you.

>>66482097
Oh, yeah, finally a good place after all those shitty you wake up in Naples...

It actually looks much cozier on the ground. The satellite image makes it look like it's filled with industrial warehouses.

Bomb a restaurant to liberate our brothers in Chechnya

ALLAUH ACKBAR!!!!!!