how do i get a jap gf and a job in japan

>>66480539
being japanese might help

>>66480539
unless you have a really good resume and know japanese fluently - you won't really get a job

>>66480539
Become AV idol. Chiseled chin and bwc is a must

You cant

>>66480539
le future English-teacher working his ass off for a shitty salary maymay

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>>66480539
>>66480943
He fell for the yellow fever meme

>>66480539
Pretty easy, dudester.

You just be like this right here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6rvQx-yw-Q

Easy stuff.

>>66481107
This is such a childish fantasy about le great life meme means you do WILD things, dumb normie scum.

>>66481272
But he actually does it.

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>>66482091
And this called "a goal" in normies life ?

>>66480539
kill yourself and hope that you will reborn as a japanese......... oh wait you are probably christian, so you can forget that as well

>>66480539
Keep being a weeaboo, I'm sure that will help.

go to 2ch or 2chan first and practice to read japanese

remember most japanese posters including me come here to learn english. shitposting isnt the primary reason
you at least must do the same to approach japan in general and its surprisingly harder than you think

>>66482091
It's called acting. He pays them to do it so that he can sale videos to you like the loser you are. And you fell for it

>>66480539
Protip:
>>Go to Australia on working holiday
>>Go to a working hostel
>>Get Japanese girl,
>>lure her with a green card
Profit??