You wake up in Stockholm

Stock up on snus and take the ferry back to funland.

Stock up IKEA products and take the ferry back to Netherlands

stock up on copper and take the ferry back to rromania

Go home.

stock up on blonde girls and take the ferry back to canada

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>>66450108
Underrated

Stock up some meatballs and take ferry back to freedomland

Stock up on absolut vodka and take ferry back to Russia

Stock up on halal food and ferry back to england

>>66449703
eh Stockholm is such a shithole

Becomes Carolus Rex II

>>66450504
>>66449703
Nice try, thats Russia

>>66449703
>>66450504
>>66451998
That's Norilsk, btw.
Pretty bad place.

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>>66449703
I am in no way surprised or dissatisfied with this outcome.

>>66452165
I want to live here.
But Stockholm's rent prices are insane, I heard.

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>>66449703
I do just that every day and I love it.

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Take the train back to Gothenburg and don't look back.

>>66452421
A lucky guy.

Are those remnants of miljonprogrammet or something?

>>66453218
Pekka, do you even tried to read thread?
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>>66452159
>>66451998

>>66452495
Is it true that Gotgenburg is superior to Stockholm? And why?

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stock up on beef stock in stockholm stockyards then stalk home to philly

bomb a mall

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STOCKHOLM?

>>66453271
No?

>>66454139
From left to right:
-criminal scum
-two girls behind the pretty one are already made their first porn videos
-pretty girl
-a faggot

>>66452159
Tell more, pls? what make's it bad?

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>>66454386
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norilsk
>located above the Arctic Circle
>covered with snow for about 250–270 days a year, with snow storms for about 110–130 days
>Only a few trees exist in Norilsk
>1 percent of global emissions of sulfur dioxide comes from Norilsk's nickel mines.
>Heavy metal pollution near Norilsk is so severe that mining the surface soil is now economically feasible due to the soil acquiring such high concentrations of platinum and palladium.
>The Blacksmith Institute included Norilsk in its 2007 list of the ten most polluted places on Earth.[17] The list cites air pollution by particulates (including radioisotopes strontium-90, and caesium-137 and metals nickel, copper, cobalt, lead and selenium) and by gases (such as nitrogen and carbon oxides, sulfur dioxide, phenols and hydrogen sulfide). The Institute estimates four million tons of cadmium, copper, lead, nickel, arsenic, selenium and zinc are released into the air every year.
>The Russian Federal State Statistics Service named Norilsk the most polluted city in Russia. In 2010, Norilsk produced 1.924 million tons of carbon pollutants
>According to an April 2007 BBC News report,[20] Norilsk Nickel accepted responsibility for what had happened to the forests, and insisted they were taking action to cut the pollution. For the period up to 2015–2020 the company expects to reduce sulfur dioxide emissions by approximately two-thirds, but claims it is hard to guarantee this pace of reduction because they are still developing the technology.
>In September 2016, images surfaced on social media of the nearby Daldykan River which had been turned red. Russia's Environment Ministry issued a statement claiming that preliminary evidence pointed towards wastewater pipes from a nearby smelting plant owned by Norilsk Nickel.

>>66454345
lol fuck you

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>>66453321
All pedestrians in Stockholm are aggressive and stressed out as fuck. If you try to take a laid back stroll in in one of the central areas, you'll get trampled.

From what I've heard from my Gothenburg friends living in Stockholm, the youths there are narcissistic and arrogant as fuck. Especially the middle class. They always make sure to keep their language as PC as possible, but in reality, they look down on anyone outside of the capital, as well as anyone living outside of the wealthy neighbourhoods there.

In that regard, Gothenburg is much comfier. The central areas are very stroll friendly, and despite a recent surge in gun violence, the high rise suburbs are relatively safe.

>>66454655
are you the faggot one, Matej? :^)

Stock up on cars and take the ferry back to Lithuania.

>>66454652
oh, you ment that it's harsh and fucked up place, i tought that you ment that people in the city was somekind of bad.

>>66453321
No, but Gothenburgers have a severe inferiority complex towards Stockholm and will trashtalk the capital any chance they get.

>>66452354
Yeah it is. Best bet is to live on the outskirts and commute in, if you're going to study here.

>>66454676
>but in reality, they look down on anyone outside of the capital, as well as anyone living outside of the wealthy neighbourhoods there.
It's just banter m8

>>66449703

Meme till 6-star wanted level and escape to Finland.

>>66455082
When edgy (middle class) teenagers suggest that all low-income areas should be put under martial law, I'd say that it goes a bit beyond innocent banter.

>>66455028
>if you're going to study here
I wish I would.
But you haven't free education for non-EE\EEU students, unfortunately.

>>66450108
amazing

I do this every day.

>>66449703
I take the train back to Malmö, I guess.

>>66449703
Why a picture of Russia?

>>66455928
HAHAHAHA

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>>66456072
vad?

>>66456310
Malmö

I have a one strange question to swedes.
When I read about Swedish history in XX century, it looks like Sweden was almost superpower (at least, regional).
Seriously:
>miljonprogrammet
>nuclear weapon plan
it's like you have the opportunities, but not want to use them.
Explain.

>>66456493
Getting nuclear weapons would most likely result in embargos and shit. We didn't want a part of it.

>>66456493
>country is not being piece of shit to neigbhours even if given the chance
>this confuses eternal russian

>>66456521
>would most likely result in embargos and shit
Your biggest trade partner was\is Germany.
I really doubt they would had embargo at you

>>66456523
It's not about being asshole. It's about opportunities.

>>66455928
How haven't you been shot, blown up by grenades or raped to death yet?

>>66449703
turn 360 celsuis and walk away

>>66457806
Because I never leave my room.

>>66458601
Is Malmö as bad as people say?

>>66458983
Nej. Har aldrig blivit utsatt eller känner någon som blivit utsatt på något sätt. Det värsta var dock kaxiga kaosblattar i skolan.

>>66456493
What opportunities are you talking about exactly?

>>66450108
Kek

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I walk home lmao!"!!!!
if i wake up this time and go and buy a pork gyros because that's what im planning to do now

>>66459438
Nuclear weapons, at least.
United country of Sweden, Norway and Finland.
Space program.

>>66454676
>All pedestrians in Stockholm are aggressive and stressed out as fuck
This is the biggest lie. I've lived here all my life, Stockholmers are slow as fuck and are always in my way. Almost veryone in this city needs a class in city walking etiquette

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Några stockholmare i den här tråden? jag vill ge er på käften.

>>66459788
>t. the kind of person I was talking about

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>>66459831
Var bor du kompis? Kanske ska dit på bortamatch nästa säsong.

>>66459703
>Nuclear weapons, at least.
They would have ended up like south africa because not enough international clout to ignor non-proliferation agreements. Also soviets would not have allowed it.
>United country of Sweden, Norway and Finland.
There's zero reason why other nordic countries would have joined sweden and military methods were not a realistic approach, especially with finland. Not talking shit but why would the swedes have succeeded where even the soviets failed? Also denmark and norway had already joined nato by the 50's.
>Space program.
Even bigger waste of time and money than nukes.

I think you're overestimating how well the swedes had it post-war.

>>66459880
I'm a lone soldier. All other people here are slow as hell and basically crawling along the streets and public transport

>>66456493
>miljonprogrammet
Yes. It makes sense that a Russian would admire the construction of copious amounts of commie blocks in inconvenient locations.

>nuclear weapon plan
How would having nuclear weapons have benefited Sweden? How would it benefit them today? It is mostly a large money pit, and the Swedes realised that. And when the NPT came along, it definitely made no sense anymore.

>United country of Sweden, Norway and Finland.
That would definitely not have benefited them. If they had tried to stop us when we declared independence, there would have been a war. Norwegians value their independence and their country a lot.

>>66459953
>They would have ended up like south africa because not enough international clout to ignor non-proliferation agreements. Also soviets would not have allowed it.
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>>66456762

>There's zero reason why other nordic countries would have joined sweden and military methods were not a realistic approach, especially with finland. Not talking shit but why would the swedes have succeeded where even the soviets failed? Also denmark and norway had already joined nato by the 50's.
Alright, this could be not very bright idea.

>Even bigger waste of time and money than nukes.
Satellites and shit are very useful. I'm not talking about muh ISS.

>I think you're overestimating how well the swedes had it post-war.
Implying the hadn't it very well.

>>66460612
>Yes. It makes sense that a Russian would admire the construction of copious amounts of commie blocks in inconvenient locations.
"Better have no home, than have commieblock flat".
t. Norgay

>How would having nuclear weapons have benefited Sweden? How would it benefit them today? It is mostly a large money pit, and the Swedes realised that. And when the NPT came along, it definitely made no sense anymore.
Zero chances of being "democratizied" or having noname green peoples.

>That would definitely not have benefited them. If they had tried to stop us when we declared independence, there would have been a war. Norwegians value their independence and their country a lot.
>Norwegians value their independence and their country a lot.
Why?
You did something great after your independence?

>>66461018
Not really. They just stumbled upon a bunch of oil. They're about to run out of it though. Norway before Sweden was poor and uneducated. Now? They're top-tier. They need to find a substitute for the oil though.

>>66461018
>"Better have no home, than have commieblock flat".
Miljonprogrammet is a clusterfuck. They essentially built cheap ghettos in the outskirts of their cities, and then stuffed all the immigrants there. It definitely contributes to the poor integration of immigrants in the country.

>Zero chances of being "democratizied" or having noname green peoples.
Are you saying that there's a chance that Russia is going to invade Sweden?

>You did something great after your independence?
Well, we did the same thing that Russia has done, really. We found oil, and then we sold it at a profit. Only we're a bit better at it, which is why our GDP per capita is 74598 USD, and yours is 9243 USD.

Fugg all the whites girls i can see

>>66450500
lel

>>66461385
>Are you saying that there's a chance that Russia is going to invade Sweden?
Who knews?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>Well, we did the same thing that Russia has done, really. We found oil, and then we sold it at a profit.
Are you sure swedes wouldn't permit you to do same thing?

>>66449703
I get the syndrome, I guess.

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can't wait for my weekly comfy breakfast in Haga tomorrow

>>66449703

Convince locals that they are racist if they don't let me fuck their 17 year olds and give me free housing.

>>66459953
>Space program.
>Even bigger waste of time and money than nukes.
man you dont know what youre talking about. you know how much of our current tech was developed from space technology? hence the term space-age technology. the only reason im talking to a finn right now is cuz space.

>>66461474
not many left from what i hear

>>66461547
Who would have thought that the concept of nationalism would be this hard to grasp for a Russian.

We gained independence before we found oil. Independence was never about the natural resources. There was an industry and culture and a people here long before the oil, and it will be here long after the oil has gone.

>>66461905
Not if sweden run things

>>66452495
I know a guy from Gothenburg, he was chill af.

Stock up on cocaine and take a semi-submergible back to Colombia

>>66461678
Same.

Finally a benefit to these brown arab genes!

>>66461791
A waste of time and money for a small country like sweden you dud. No matter how delusional our this ryssä is sweden did not have the resources or technology to have a space program.

There's a reason why the space race was between soviets and americans in the first place. They were the only ones who had the money, the knowledge, the resources and the will to send shit into space.

>>66462126
Pekka, once again: if we're not talking about Mars landing or ISS or some other ebin shit, space program could be affordable for Sweden.

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>>66462126
i know what you mean. its a shame that we cant actually, you know, work together for space tech. like in the star trek. its legitimately something that will help us all in the long run. it would make sense that if we took all our greatest minds, removed the politics, and put them in a room together, they would make huge strides. but that is not how the scientific community works. shit relies on mostly government funding, so it is impossible to remove the malignant political tumor. shame. i really want to space too

>>66461905
This
>>66461922

>>66449703
Marry a natural blonde and take the ferry back to pierógland

>>66462364
i just wish we werent doomed to be political enemies in this century vlad. russia and the us working in tandem would either destroy the rest of the world, or make it fucking awesome.

cheers to us hopefully not blowing each other into nothingness in the coming years

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>Sweden

>>66462488
>russia and the us working in tandem would either destroy the rest of the world, or make it fucking awesome
Last time it was a disaster.

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>>66462576

>>66462576
yeah and i guess things arent so different now. perhaps you are right. i just wish our governments werent poisoning us against each other. i truly think that educated russians have a ton to give to the rest of the world. and vice versa. the only thing in the way is the government. our foreign policy is basically to fuck you over in whatever way we can. just be aware that this is not the will of the people.
if trump is elected im going to hogtie the witch and ship her to you guys. you just have to promise to take a video

>>66449703
Stock up white girls and take the ferry back to Africa.

>>66463136
Eh.
You're very naive.

>>66449703
i rape.

>>66463258
how so?

>>66450500
top kuk

>>66449703
Realize I'm in the snobbiest and most stuck up place in Sweden and leave for clearer skies as soon as possible.

Swedish exchange students are great except for anyone who is from Stockholm.