Could you tell me cool English expression I can use in my daily life

>>66444463
"Check these dubs" always works

>>66444463
Lemme suck on your titties
It means "you look really beautiful tonight"

Tell a girl "Was your father a thief?Because he took all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes"
Be sure she isnt black though.The thief part can be insulting

My father was black.

>>66444528
Why are you so nasty Irish m8?

>>66444463
"make america great again"

I AM BENIS

>>66444463
I would recommend learning basic grammar first.

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>>66444567
I'm only havin a laugh with ye, Shinsuke.
I'm happy to see you're trying to get laid. I hear young Men and Women barely talk to each other anymore in Japan.
Best of luck with it pal.

>>66444463
>I am a Greek

You're a big guy

"hey babe are you wearing spacepants, cos that ass is out of this world"

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>>66444801
Sudan? You mean SuDAMN

>>66444907
"Qatar, ur pussy gonna get that qatar coming through TONITE!"

"Baby I am bringing rain to the peninsula tonight through your pussy"

>>66444463
"Hello, is it just me, or does this cloth smell like chloroform?"
Works every time.

I have free candy in the van.

>>66444463
benis 2,1cm

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>>66444463
why words?

There's no time to explain! Drop your pants, quick!

having children is extremely selfish

>>66444547
I know that you're joking but my friend really used it a long time ago.

>>66444547
I'll use this when I propose

>>66445288
I know it's a really good pick up line

>>66444463
Tell her she smells like fish

Hey are you a witch? Because I heard you like riding broomsticks

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>>66445986
It's actually a good line with this type of woman.

"Wilno nasze"

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>>66444957
nigger what the fuck

>>66444463
Honestly, you should try and figure it out for yourself.

But if you want one, here's my opinion: "There are billions of stars in the sky, and not a single one of them as beautiful as you."

>>66444463
I have a lot of money

>>66444463
"Orite luv ya fancy letin me shove me tally whacker in ya minge?"

Nah but seriously just steal some Shakespeare like every other romantic.

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>>66444736

>>66444463

MAGA