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>>66438957
>My toe gone snails

vocaroo threads are no longer interesting.

>>66439188
thank you for your valued input, forest nigger scum.

>>66438957
>>66439027
you two should fight

>>66439588
it's true, tho.
they used to be fun, but people ran away.

>>66438957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1duXovtIohu
Continue with a well-known finnish song, just read the lyrics for the first time

Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti
jalakani pohjii kutkutti.
Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti
vaan kyllähän Ieva sen jutkutti,
sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa
kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
äppyt tipput hilijalleen.

Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä
ko immeiset onnee toevotti.
Peä oli märkänä jokaisella
ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti.
Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput.

Ievan äiti se kammarissa
virsiä veisata huijjuutti,
kun tämä poika naapurissa
ämmän tyttöä nuijjuutti.
Eikä tätä poikoo ämmät haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili.

Siellä oli lystiä soiton jäläkeen
sain minä kerran sytkyyttee.
Kottiin ko mäntii ni ämmä se riitelj
ja Ieva jo alako nyyhkyytteek.
Minä sanon Ievalle mitäpä se haittaa
laskemma vielähi laiasta laitaa.
Salivili.

Muorille sanon jotta tukkee suusi
en ruppee sun terveyttäs takkoomaa.
Terveenä peäset ku korjoot luusi
ja määt siitä murjuus makkoomaa.
Ei tätä poikoo hellyys haittaa
ko akkoja huhkii laiasta laitaan.
Salivili.
Sen minä sanon jotta purra pittää
ei mua niin voan nielasta.
Suat männä ite vaikka lännestä ittään
vaan minä en luovu Ievasta,
sillä ei tätä poikoo kainous haittaa
sillon ko tanssii laiasta laitaan.

why are japs such finnoboos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR-B-StfDQk

Chorus
<Her eyes they shown like diamonds
I thought her the queen of the land
And her hair, it hung over her shoulder
Tied up with a black velvet band>

In a neat little town they called Belfast
Apprentice to trade I was bound
And many an hour sweet happiness
Have I spent in that neat little town
As sad misfortune came over me
Which caused me to stray from the land
Far away from me friends and relations
betrayed by the black velvet band

<chorus>

I took a stroll down broadway
Meaning not long for to stay
When who should I meet but this pretty fair maid
come a-traipsing along the highway
She was both fair and handsome
Her neck, it was just like a swan
And her hair, it hung over her shoulder
Tied up with a black velvet band

<chorus>

I took a stroll with this pretty fair maid
And a gentleman passing us by
Well, I knew she meant the doing of him
By the look in her roguish black eye
A gold watch she took from his pocket
And placed it right into my hand
And the very first thing that I said, was
Bad 'cess to the black velvet band

<chorus>

Before the judge and the jury
Next morning, I had to appear
The judge, he says to me:
"Young man, you're case it is proven clear
We'll give you seven years penal servitude
To be spent far away from the land
Far away from your friends and relations
Betrayed by the black velvet band"

<chorus>

So come all you jolly young fellows
A warning take by me
When you are out on the town, me lads
Beware of the pretty colleens
They'll feed you with strong drink, me lads
'Til you are unable to stand
And the very first thing that you'll know is
You've landed in Van Diemens Land

<chorus>

>>66439955
Mongols invaded China. Japs invaded China.

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>>66439982

>>66440032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaXKcOr-f3E

>>66438957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BkbfoblPDc

t. expert on the finnish language

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>>66440059
What a sweet young boy eating some delicious viili and joking around

Here in Finland we can afford to give even the most disabled of people goods by their needs, unlike in places where the "potato depency" reigns and the average person has been "mentally abused throughout (his) childhood" and "cannot relate to human beings on any level"

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>>66440141
>Saying ä like a
>Saying j like in english
>Saying r like in english
>Saying everything like in english, except for the ä, which is said like a

>>66440273
are you telling me, an expert on the finnish language, how to speak finnish? fuck off

>>66440204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa9YW7dIxlI

I like to sit beside people on the bus and my leg usually rests against theirs.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u48ZWkMo2q

Rate!

Lyrics:
Hän katsoi maan reunalta tähteä putoavaa
Nyt kauniit kasvot neitosen peittää karu maa
Jokaisen täytyy katsoa silmiin totuuden
Sillä aika ompi voittoisa, mut' tämä maa on ikuinen

>>66440777
you add 'h' after some consonants, particularly 'k'
the first ä sounded more like a

otherwise pretty good

>>66440896
thx, bro.