/maori/

Diaspora Kiwis were a mistake

>>66436310
Bring them home.

>>66436310

I doubt many diaspora Kiwis bother going back.

I just watched the latest episode of Grand Designs NZ and it made my mind wonder what if, but then I snap out of it and realize I already have everything here.

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>>66436336
>His country is literally a dumping ground for Maoris

>>66436342
>I doubt many diaspora Kiwis bother going back.

Good, stay the fuck out

I married a samoan, close enough

>>66436345
> tfw islander male/white female is our Version of bm/wf
> tfw it's a pretty common ir pairing
We should have colinzied NZ properly.

>>66436361
>I married a samoan

Mormon?

>>66436389
catholic

>>66436361
Your kids will be uber masculine m8.

Male of female.

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>>66436394
>Catholic Samoans

>>66436401
female
>i'm black

>>66436414
definitely not mormon at least

>>66436358

I plan on marrying a Kiwi girl so I will be back.

>>66436437

THE ROCK

>>66436439
>I plan on marrying a Kiwi girl

Why? Do you feel your STD count isn't high enough or something?

>>66436385
>common
who marries the islander girls?

>>66436439
NO!

Spread your superior genes straight into a qt European girls womb! It's what you were BORN to do.

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>>66436466

Wew

>>66436468
Islanders or other people.

Stupid question desu.

>>66436497
looks pretty cool honestly

>>66436512
but if 50% of islander males marry and breed white women...

>>66436534
islander chick + white dude is also incredibly common, so it balances out.

>>66436242
Do you have any issues with weight? Islanders seem to get obese insanely easy compared to other races, especially once they get past their 20s

>>66437216

No, because I'm not an islander, I'm half Maori and I was raised on a very "British" type of diet.

>>66437216
can confirm.
wife's parents are whales

>>66437460
>No, because I'm not an islander,

>47% of Māori adults were obese
>66% of Pacific adults were obese

I was born here ironically