You wake up in Edo Japan.

Why the fuck am I here dawg

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

konichuwa sempai baka des-*gets stabbed*

*unsheathes benis*

Seppuku right away, in a place they would never find my body.

Any minor action risks changing the course of history of Japan in such a way anime is never invented.

commit sudoku for looking at a samourai

>>66430106
くそ!くそ!

australia doesn't even exist. can't go home fuck

>>66430106
AYOOOO WHER ALL THE NIP WOMEN AT?!?!

>>66430106
でござる

>>66430106
>san francisco starts playing

"Open the country", said the United States.

there is no anime here

>>66430172
Edo period already had hentai, fampai. No need to worry about that.

>light a cigar to enjoy the historic view
>accidentaly set fire to Japanese paper buildings
>burn down entire city of Tokyo

>>66430106
Walk around naked

>>66430106
Braises dog for sending me to an era where chivalry still exists.

Proceeds to unsheathe katana

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>>66430106
>try to comunicate in spanish with some random words from the Evangelion opening that I can remember.
>authorities are like "wtf you filthy gaijin?, you can be here"
>end my days in a dungeon

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>>66430106

>>66433098
>Edo era
>try to communicate in spanish
>not dutch
It's your fault

>>66430401
>Tokyo
>Tokyo
>Tokyo

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Find a breakdancing ronin to tag along with and go on a merry adventure.

>>66430106
tell the emperor I'm the emperor of Abyssinia, Theodore II

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>>66430106
Helo my fellow nihonjin tennoheikabanzai

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Stay around so that I can act like some kind of military advisor during the Boshin War. Or get killed. Somehow those Frenchies managed to stay alive when they sided with the Shogunate.

>>66434255
Tokyo is a meji name

GLORY TO THE SHOGUN!

>>66434362
Tokyo a shit
Edo was a great city but Tokyo is boring compared to Edo
And Edo period is the best period in Japanese history
Edo culture is made by townspeople while Heian culture is made by nobility

>>66434318
>how dare you respect mikado over shogun in edo city you filth
>unleash katana

make sure anime is never invented

>>66434499
The son of ameterasu is the owner of nijon not a bandit, *unsheaths katana* BANZAI

Cut my left hand and throw it at some important looking dude then kill myself, all this while naked and speaking my mother tounge (Yaqui), go down in history as the naked car tire color man that nobody could understand

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>>66434568
>*unsheaths
my bad

>>66430106
Delete the town center, open a new British one

>>66430106
I'm probably the first Swede or Russian to wake up in Edo Japan.
I speak a bit of modern Japanese, which isn't that helpful. And anyway I'm breaking the law just by being there.
I guess I'll enjoy the architecture before I get caught and executed. If I could convince them I'm not a spy, I could get a job as a tutor or something. :p

Which province?

Also I unironically liked AoE3 and shrines are OP.

>>66434703
>first Swedish
Maybe
>first Russian
No

>>66434830
>No
Yup, right you are. Some assholes already ruined the reputation of the Russian Empire so I'd probably introduce myself as a Finn and hope they don't make the connection.

Despite sakoku, it seems that a few foreigners could actually live pretty good lives there as long as they played it smart.

Would be fun if I had penicillin on me.

>>66435024
Jin?

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start organizing people into "whitu pigu go homu" protests beginning a long tradition back then that will lat till today.

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LET'S GO OUT OPEN MY MIND

LET'S GO SWEET DREAM OTHER SIDE

>>66430199
you can go back to england lol
good luck mate (≧∇≦)b

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>>66430106
Get me the fuck out of here. I hate Japan.

Wait for perry to arrive.
Get a ride back to the US.

Or

Learn language, and get me a Jap QT

>>66435519
> year 1600
>usa

>>66430147
you'll end up in the same direction of start

>canadian education

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>>66435962
He didn't specify the year. Just Edo period.
>>66436314
What do you mean?

>>66434327
>French military advisors
No wonder the shogunate lost.

>>66436529
Lel

>>66436314
Newfag