>Norwegian "food"

wot

>>66423851
Is this a family meal?
Seems to much for one person to eat

>>66423851
what's wrong? smålahove is GOAT

>>66423851

it's breddy gud tbqhwy, fahm.

>>66424202

kek

On a serious note though, far less meat on a head than you'd think.

>>66424208

indeed

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>>66423851
>head meat
>good
Why Norway, life is too good so you need to eat shit to feel less perfect?

>>66423851
interesting

>>66424208
How to eat dat head? You guys start with cheeks? I'd start with them but considering the fact that you allowed THAT to be on your plate I assume you start with eyes or teeth.

>>66424365
this is the thing with culture, you get successful but you continue to eat the shit you ate 200 years ago out of necessity to ward off starvation because it's now cultural. Case in point, fermented herring (all of these things are aquired tastes though, you really DO learn to appreciate the flavors).

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>>66423851
It's pretty delicious to be quite honest with you lad.

>>66424365
Head meat is good though? Cheeks and ears in particular are delicious.

>>66424493
you start by kissing it on the lips

>>66424493
is better to poach eyes separately, the do not do well with sautéing/roasting/grilling, poaching preserves liquid and therefore nutrients better as the membranes coagulate, sealing the juices inside.

>>66424583
That's a lot of heads.

Seems like a pricey meal.

>>66424666
do you really eat the eyes?

>>66424666
do you eat the brain as well?

>he doesn't devour the heads of his fallen enemies

>>66423851
You can sometimes buy in on the street in Bergen city https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7IgDYoXhnI&feature=youtu.be&t=15

>>66424727

Dunno about the Nordbros, but whenever we slaughtered a Reindeer or shot a moose, yes, certainly. Usually right there outside (they do not keep well, eyes are very delicate).

>>66424583
Norwegian "chicken" fries with secret sauce/

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>>66424801
fucking hell

>>66424727
Of course, it's one of the best parts.
>>66424736
Not usually.
>>66424705
Yes it is now, but in the past almost everyone in Norway were subsistence farmers who mostly held sheep, since we don't have all that much arable land.

>>66423851
Admit it, mämmi looks appetizing compared to that.

>>66424705
Just a dinner after family hunting.

>>66424736

Usually it is taken out and used to make certain varieties of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%B6lsa

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BUILD
WALL

we have 2 barbaric countries next to us, i can't take this anymore

i ain't eating no damn wolf heads

>>66424970
Do you eat the rest of wolf?

>>66424935
Suddenly, Russia doesn't feel so barbaric, eh?

You guys literally eat tree barks, I don't get why you're so disgusted at actual meat in a plate

>>66424208
heh

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>>66424970
Would you like some mämmi ice cream? Much superior to Scandi sheep heads.

>>66425032

bark bread is good though... is also quite nutritious.

YOU TRY FUCKING LIVING WHERE NOTHING GROWS AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER.

fuck you, it's actually good, at least compared to your slugs

>>66425085
If WWIII hits hard enough we might have to go back to enjoying it.

>>66425085
>be snownigger
>have to eat rotten sheep and fish to survive because have sun 5 days a year

such is life

>>66425160
still more nutritious than half of the stuff you eat, burgerboy

>>66425160
>american cheese
>made of plastic

Don't bully Norway and delete this thread.

>>66425160
>take something out of the trash can
>sprinkle it with sugar
>call it american food

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>>66423851
Don't forget to try our famous Lutefisk

>>66425085
Real talk, does it taste that good when compared to normal bread? How do you even make bread out of tree barks?

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>>66425263
maybe

>>66423851
Utterly disgusting

>>66425359

You dry the bark out and grind it up, use resulting product instead of flour.

>>66425359
They use the bark as filler on actual flour

>>66425359
You kind of grind it to some kind of fluor. I think it was my great great grandfather, during WW2 that once said "The bark is the best part of the tree, you know".

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>not eating sheep heads
you guys are weird

>>66425521

That broth looks delicious and rich as fuck. You can tell the marrow from the bones in the heads have bled nicely into it.

>>66425521
Looks like something you usually see from the Mexican cartels.

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>>66425521
>>66425570
Ok. The joke took too long. You guys sick that obvious. I'm out of it.

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>There are people on /int/ that comes from "cultures" that don't eat fermented fish

>>66425675
It's good meat Sergei. You should try it.

>>66425521
how do you call these mini pastas ?
i've never seen them outside of greece

>>66425356
lol doesn't look like fight club

>>66425704
That i can eat, especially with fresh potatoes

>>66425160
You think it was better in the rest of Europe?

>>66425704
We usually put sour onions on it.

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>There are "countries" where you can't buy caviar paste on tube

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>>66425704

>they will never smell that pungent aroma
>they will never feel that acidity tingle the tips of their tongues, slightly numbing it

Quite horrid to think about, yes.

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>>66425521

>>66425841
any country where this is sold has NO right to ever make fun of cheez-wiz ever again

>>66425909
It's very tasty. It also has great nutritious values.

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>>66425909
>cheez-wiz

>>66425704
>>66425851
>american """""""palettes"""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uFjZUVp6QA

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its better than balut

>>66425808
yes.

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>>66423851
Oh my God

>>66426025
eh, I'd try it once, might be good. I mean, is like egg but with better proteins, yes?

>>66425759
>>66425759
>>66425759

Please respond

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Gratinated fish. One of the most common dishes in Norway.

Also, this is now a Nordic food thread.

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>>66426205
>Also, this is now a Nordic food thread.
Let's do it. horseradish baked pike

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Cabbage and sheep stew. Norways national dish.
Is isn't very fancy, but it is a hearthy stew that will fill your stomach, and is good for your health.

Better than snail desu.

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>not putting mashed potatoes and shrimps in mayo on your hot dog
kekp

>>66426205
What did Iceland mean by this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl

>>66424202
There's very little meat on a sheep's head if you don't eat the tongue and eyeballs. There's only a tiny bit on the cheeks and if you cut too deep there are these disgusting white spots.

t. Faroe Islander who grew up eating seyðarhovd

>>66423851
goat head is good anon, brain is an acquired taste but once you get it you will never stop liking ir.

>>66426385
That looks really good

>>66426397
No idea. It sounds crazy, but it can't really be that different from other variations of fermented sea food. I'm going to try it when I eventually visit Iceland.

>>66426465

It is. It's not even an aquired taste really. When I was in college all the exchange students would balk at this because it sounds weird, but once the tried it they all loved it. Best drunk-at-5am meal there is, the Scots and their fancy munchieboxes ain't shit.

>>66423851
looks the savage viking barbarian has turned into a skinny nu-male multicultural sjw lgbt antifa pro-refugee liberal cuckold but his taste buds remained the same

>>66426435
t. Sardinian

>>66426385
I doubt that this is something exclusive to Nordic cousine though.

>>66426526
slavshit asspain out of nowhere, kek

>>66426501
I'd like to try it as well, quite impossible to find outside of Iceland though, sadly.

>>66426526
>skinny nu-male multicultural sjw lgbt antifa pro-refugee liberal cuckold
wew boi

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>>66426577

Dunno, never seen the combo anywhere else.

Ok, how about fried fermented sausages, dill stewed potatoes and beetroot then?

>>66426385
is that a taco

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>>66426573
how did you know?

there's nothing wrong with eating head tho

>>66423851
you know guys it's really nothing special when you think about it, it's just mutton from an unusual part of the animal

people didn't waste meat in the old days and that's how Smalahove came to be, in fact it's just a every day sort of meal because there's nothing special about some mutton with potatos and rutabaga

it's a relic from the past with no meaning to me

>>66426681
have you ever tried casu marzu?

>>66426057
I think you'll find that people who relied more on crops were of poorer health than those who could eat a lot of fish all year round.

>>66426501
hakarl is terrible.

>>66426780
yeah

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>There are "people" who don't eat fish cakes

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>>66426681
disgusting.

>>66426832
why is it disgusting?

if you ever saw an animal being butchered you'd know it's just meat, everything in a living being serves a purpose, head is no different.

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I'll help friends.

Default Scandinavian breakfast, pretty good desu.

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>>66426812
Its not my fault your ancestors decided to live in the far north and eat bark off trees and the occasional rotten fish thrown ashore.

Poland never had any famines except for one during the deludge when swedes came and stole EVERYTHING, even fucking doorknobs. Literally Bolshevik tier scum.

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>>66426864
>Eating an animal brain and eyes
Tell me how thats not disgusting

>>66426815
describe it please, was it good? what did it taste like?

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>>66426812
>hakarl is terrible.
Might be, but one cannot visit Iceland without trying hakarl

<-- Also, something that I think most people would enjoy regardless of what food they grew up on, canned reindeer in brown sauce.

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>He doesn't put ketchup on his KD

>>66426990
it taste pretty bland

since many foreigners are used to spicy food, it's probably way too mild taste for them

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>>66426914
Looks like something you'd get at a hospital.

>>66426914
that bread looks like it has a venereal disease

>>66426955
>eyes
pretty tasteless and with bad texture, not usually eaten

>brain
actually tasty, strange texture but as I said it's an acquired taste

also shitting on things you never tried only makes you sound like a baby 2bh m8

>>66426989
it's very spicy and stingy, you eat it with wet bread, it's one of those things that always pops up when everybody is drunk, and it's something you eat to not look like a pussy, I've never seen a woman eating it.

>>66426914
Have you actually tried European processed "juice"? It's got the most horrid aftertaste. Anyway everything in there except perhaps for whatever is in that tooth paste tube is pretty much international cuisine, the caviar being the only excentric bit.

I'll take an American style scrambled eggs + hot cakes combo every day of the week over just deconstructed sandwich.

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>>66426990

It's an Ok flavor, can confirm.

Whale meat is awesome tho.

>>66423851
Are you eating her dreams or something?

>>66423851
How hungry and desperate are you?

>>66426519
You should add try avocado with it.

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>>66427150

Whale meat and salmon sammich. (this was in Bergen)

>>66427130
You know people eat bull testicles, rotten eggs, rotten birds, insects. It doesnt straight away make them appealing or appetizing for the general public.

It doesnt straight away mean that if somethings edible i should put it in my mouth straight away, eating should be something enjoyable not a battle with yourself to not barf after the first bite cause what you're eating is for example a brain or a testicle.

>>66427279
>general public

that's exactly why you sound like the ultimate pleb

>>66427263
Was the salmon smoked? The meat looks so dark.

Norgeyans being metal as fuck as always

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>>66427388

The black meat is the whale meat one, wtf Norway?

>neat pic

>>66426306
that looks like good fish but why leave the scary head on it?

>>66427491
>he doesn't leave the scary head on it

>>66427150
>>66427263
Out of curiousity, what kind of Norwegian food does tourists enjoy?

Or find appealing in the first place? (As I reckon few tourists try to eat for example smalahove>>66423851 while they're here)

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>French "concerts"

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>>66427323

>>66427482
No, I was thinking about the pink meat slices. When I first looked at the picture, I thought it was trout.

>>66427604
>that guy who doesn't know how to banter
Are you American by any chance?

>>66427604
>scandinavian "humor"

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>>66427604
https://youtu.be/mU05zBkjVc8

>>66426936
It didn't support a lot of people, but it was excellent food -- For the people living along the coast at least. Not sure why you think the average person in Poland ate better.

>>66427675
they had it coming :P

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>>66427569

Bitch please, in Mexico we eat Barbacoa de cabeza on tacos, almost every Sunday.

>pic related.

Appealing from Scandinavia? let's see:

1.Boiled eggs with Kalles
2.Knäckebröd with Herring
3.Whale meat sandwich
4.Reindeer hamburguer
5.Salmiakki candy

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>>66427801
Because we were the warehouse of europe for 600 years if not more. Why do you think we were soo rich before and could basicly wage perpetual wars over centuries untill we basicly got buttfucked by all our neighbours.

We sold food to the whole of europe.

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>>66427911

This one from Finland, also nice dish.

>>66427911
no, no one eats cabeza almost every Sunday, what drugs are you on? Go anywhere that's not pleb tier and at least half the people are eating maciza. Yes, there's also people who eat insects, most of us like bistec and gorditas tho

>>66424744
>he considers sheep dangerous enough to be enemies
Lelface.jpg

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>>66427911
I didn't know that.

It's also fun that foreigners enjoy our native cousine, seeing that we have imported so many foreign food customs over the last years.

It's heavily Norwegifyed tough.
Our tacos is appearently nothing like tacos in Mexico.
Our kebabs are mostly cow meat with spiced sour cream with some vegetables packed in a pita bread.
Also oick related is Norway #1 frozen pizza brand.

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>>66428077

Sorry Chilango, but in the North of Mexico we can affod to eat meat everyday.

>>66428197
I'm from Sinaloa man, we like steaks and machaca not cabeza and offal. Me personally I'd rather have filet mignon in a proper restaurant on the weekends than wasting my fucking weekend with dumb fucks doing carne asada.

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>>66428170

Didn't try Grandiosa pizza because we have enough of that stuff in here.

The first kebab I tried in my life was in this place, it was nice I think. Didn't like Denmark tho.

>>66428411
>Didn't like Denmark tho.
Why?

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>>66428485

It's weird that almost every Swede asked me the same question while living there.

I don't know, maybe because I prefer small cities, slow pace places and "not that cold" people?

Imho the best city was Tallin, Estonia.

>>66428278

Good for you.

>>66428663
Thanks for liking our southernmost region
T. Fingol

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> not eating literal shit

Fucking peasants :DDD

Picture is of finnish national pride, mämmi.

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>>66428485

Sorry Sverige, har ar din bild.

>>66426812
meme