Anime for /asean/ edition
>>66405223
>ADHERENCE TO THE ONE CHINA POLICY
Our president
Our Country
>hungry but too lazy to make anything
fugg
>>66405223
>>66405234
>>66405279
>>66405300
KYS
>>66405300
I know how that goes. When in doubt pour a bowl of cereal.
>>66405294
REMINDER THAT THE DAVA***** ARE EASILY THE MOST REPULSIVE PEOPLE ON THIS ARCHIPELAGO RIGHT NOW
>>66405223
> Anime
good
>>66405319
That's a nice reddit reply you got there. The narwhal rubs his ass with bacon at midnight or something like that, am I doing it right?
Ever since Dudirty has been President my Davao neighbor started acting all WE WUZ and shiet
How do I kill the fucker?
>tfw you check his jewbook and you see his older sister with a fat old white man
Typical of you niggers
>>66405300
>ambil indomie
>buka lewat samping kiri atau kanan
>keluarin bumbunya
>dikremes sampe kecil-kecil mienya
>masukin bumbunya
>dikocok
>???
>profit
>>66404793
I see that you're starting to realize that du30 was left huh? so much for shilling that narcissist traitor in /pol/ twenty-four seven.
>>66405403
Sprinkle some shabu on his body after you shoot him, make it drug related.
Who's ready for flipnog politics part 7167342762?
>Be Thavaoniggers
>be so addicted to D's semen that you're willing to get your country be sold to filthy dog chinks while bad mouthing the US like a typical squatter
>have a relative in the US that leeches off of a white guy
really makes you think
putang ino niyo lumabas kayo sa luzon
GET THE FUCK OFF LUZON MAKE LUZON GREAT AGAIN
>>66405409
>implying I didn't already have that for breakfast
>implying I would consume the noodle jew more than twice a day
>plebbitards now attacking his neighbor
what a new low
I made this thread for you, flips.
>>>/pol/93968172
>>66405300
time for cheeky late night nasi goreng la
>>66405294
Tuta ng Tsina
>>66405494
>he fell for muh instant noodles is bad for your health meme
>>66405530
indonesia is like philippines own dog
he just sits there and chill
>>66405571
>he fell for muh instant noodles is not bad for your health meme
>>66405499
we know you did it faggot
>>66405223
What's this?
>>66405575
with dudirty, rest assured that we'd be worse than indonesia in the near future. go on and breed like rabbits fucking mind*****
>>66405586
>implying it's meme
Instant noodles is healthy food lad. Don't listen to Jews.
>>66405608
i dont know jamal
you tell me
>>66405571
it doesnt really matter since you shit on the street anything you eat
>>66405294
>that body language
Good job not looking like Shitping's prison bitch, dear leader.
Save us chink specops!
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/585896/news/regions/korean-ship-seajacked-off-tawi-tawi-waters-by-suspected-abu-sayyaf-men
I hope the shillbot get murdered by a white man.
>>66405696
Said country who is cucked by chink.
>>66405721
DO NOT FEED THE CHINK BOT DO NOT
O
N
O
T
nigger
>>66405721
lel
>>66405708
>MV Dong Bang Giant 2
is this a joke
>Presidential pronouncements leaning to China worries Japan's Shinzo Abe where he hopes to contain China together with the United States where the president recently said "goodbye" on the alliance. These in which comes geopolitics at play and the territorial disputes are highlight in the matter.
NO MORE ANIME
>>66405721
He doesn't consider it cucking if it's with chinks. He is completely CHINKED.
>>66405696
spoken like a true marcocuck
In my opinion you guys might get lucky with chink
they need someone as an example for allies with us get you rich like america done with s korea and japan
You guys might become first worlder in no time
>>66405750
you dont need to tell us your most admired race
>>66405891
stfu chink slave
>>66405881
They will just go to you or Taiwan
>dutdutards are so butthurt they now accuse us for shit talking other nationalities when they're the ones who actually did it
just squatters being squatters kek
>>66405881
I don't think China's interested in doing that though. They just want to take natural resources in exchange for a loan. It's a big scam really. We give you this money and take from you to pay it back.
>>66405708
Seriously, what's up with the increased Abu activity?
>>66405881
this is what vietnamese 'think' of what will happen
yeah vietnam is a brainwashed communist hellhole
too much propaganda it shirked all vietnamese brains smaller than appendix
Hey Fillipinos, I have a question for you. Why is it that even though you had well over a hundred million human beings from which to choose a president, you chose to elect a (literal) shit-flinging monkey instead? Im honestly baffled.
>>66405965
i know its you
>>66405881
I don't think any countries will do something like that desu.
They will just take your resources then make you depend them.
>>66406012
Hey Americans, I have a question for you. Why is it that even though you had well over a three hundred million human beings from which to choose a president, you only chose between two (literal) shit-flinging monkey instead? Im honestly baffled.
>>66406012
the other candidates just wanted to keep the status quo going, he offered them "change" and get rid of criminality by killing baddies.
>>66406012
Mindaniggers being retarded as always.
>>66405700
This is photoshopped...right? Is he really that much of a manlet bitch? "He" looks like a literal child.
>>66406126
he's like 5 foot 2 or soem shit.
>>66406012
Our elections don't have a two-round system like most democracies.
He won 16 million votes, the other 40+ million voted for other people while 20 million+/- never made it to the polls.
>>66406012
i voted him
best choice to destroy this shithole
>>66406027
the mods would say otherwise
shall we call em for an ip check?
>>66406126
>This is photoshopped...right?
Nope.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/20/china-philippines-resume-dialogue-south-china-sea-dispute
>>66406157
Damn. I feel bad for you guys. He looks like the chink's literal pet monkey. You guys have a presidential term limit, right?
>>66406126
SEAfags are short.
>tfw 3'5"
>>66406312
Six year term that can't be renewed.
>>66406157
noice
>>66405788
I wonder what kind of rhetoric will he play when he meets the emperor I bet its going to be a WW2apologist tier
>“I’ve realigned myself in your ideological flow and maybe I will also go to Russia to talk to [president Vladimir] Putin and tell him that there are three of us against the world – China, Philippines and Russia. It’s the only way,”
>NOT
>A
>COMMUNIST
>THEY
>SAID
>>66406368
That can't be true. I have never seen a man without a medical condition shorter than 4 feet.
>>66406312
six years. although I'm not sure if he's going to make it that far especially if this China thing flops.
>>66405965
not very surprising since a lot of dutdutfags are also marcocucks
those faggots are masters of deception
>>66406433
lmao he's probably an "unano" like Dagul.
WW3 cant come soon enough
>>66406467
Don't compare Marcos to this cuck. He tried to remove gommie.
Why is Duterte bending over like this? I thought he was supposed to be alpha as fuck.
>>66406533
>>66406498
>>66406312
>>66406213
>>66406121
>>66405965
>>66405881
>>66405720
>>66406787
He's a communist
Anoikoume :3
>>66406787
decades old grudge when an American accidentally detonated a bomb in his possession while he was in a hotel. said American was charged, but the CIA extracted him out of the country in clandestine without regard for PH law.
>>66406062
The DNC is corrupt and forced Clinton to be the choice. Republicans actually hate the Republican Party for the most part. America is stuck with two parties and has been for centuries.
>>66406787
>Woops! Forgot my jetski. Guess I'll just suck their dicks instead
>>66406787
He is being fairly Alpha desu and cucking us pretty hard
MAO DI GONG
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>>66407144
Nah that's China. He's supposed to be our bitch but China's fucking him.
>tfw you can never be moderate because both sides condemn you anyway
>tfw you just want to wait and see what happens
>tfw I don't really like his policies but whatever
>tfw people shit flinging like they're actually gonna do anything in this country worthwhile and instead just consume chinese cartoons anyway and not give a shit
damned if you do, damned if you don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu--kp53Dpc
This is breddy gud. HRC was counting on the SCS issue for the Chinese aggression meme and force the WWIII meme. Now all they got left is diaoyu/senkaku
>>66407084
Allegedly.
Hus mentor his joma sison tho
>>66406533
He's close to them tho
They even went with him in china
Commie back then was just everyone who was against him
>>66407237
they should make one where in every utterance of nutshack is replaced with malaysia truly asia song
>>66407229
just relax and enjoy the shitshow desu
we're all going to die when ww3 happens anyway
http://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/could-be-the-country-arms-the-philippines-if-rodrigo-duterte-18133
Plz buy Gripen
Then you can replace your obsolete gook trainer jets with an actual fighter
>>66407441
Frustrated at this country. Real life and online, there is no difference.
Fucking hate the pro- and anti-dutdut shit I see on kikebook and every shit on the internet is about him.
I just wanna stalk qts and jack off
>show me your keyboard
Bloomberg keyboard
>>66407485
>jacking off
I think jacking off to De Lima would do the trick ;)
>>66407441
>>66407485
i just realized real life is better than our entertainment industry
>>66407537
>I think jacking off to De Lima would do the trick ;)
>>66407456
>dumb Norwegian actually believes that flying jets is similar to driving a car
>>66407896
I don't know what this island-monkey is trying to say, guys
Can you please translate for me?
Anyone
>>66407229
You can always be a moderate, you're just too scared or too lazy to be one. Instead you just do nothing but bask in your false sense of superiority but in reality you're just the same as the people you look down to.
That's what I tell myself too though.
>>66407456
>can't even levitate unlike the Harrier
HAHAHAHAHA
>>66407456
You cant sell it to us unless we know how and are licensed to use them
sillypenis
>>66408321
>Harrier
>not the most polished flying turd in the history of aviation
>>66408380
We don't make Gripens
Our neighbor do.
It's the best fighter out there for developing countries
>>66407229
just don't care, m8. that's what I do. just meme the fuck out of both sides lmao.
>>66407980
I think he means they are still rebuilding their fighter fleet from scratch and still need those trainers to produce batches of pilots before they can start thinking of building an air wing. I'm not even sure if they have their own simulator facility.
As well as building the bunkers, the air conditioned hangars due to high humidity, barracks, training the crews and fortification against typhoons.
Would be pretty kek to have a Yolanda send a jet all the way to China.
Always wondered why didn't they just buy some 2nd hand F-16 from burgers like everyone else.
Dut2x speaking rn and he mad.
>>66409042
Oh I see, but that was the point too
Flips right now only got trainer jets
They could have resorted to cheaper ones
And Gripen is almost like F-16, just better in maintenance
>>66409207
Link?
>>66409210
Go to invest before buying the actual ones
>>66409042
2nd hand jets are more expensive to maintain, this is a fact.
It takes two years to do basic Chairforce academy;
It takes one year to fly a basic prop trainer;
It takes one year to fly a jet trainer;
It takes one year to finally fly an actual jet and log flight hours to graduation.
All of these are basic NATO Chairforce education.
In RSAF, USAF, and ROKAF models they take 2.5 years just to graduate from a F-15.
Buying second hand F-16s won't solve the problem that we don't have the jet trainers to use them.
>>66409311
facebook com/CNNPhilippines/videos/1799609246945633/
>>66409397
They cut it. What was he talking about?
>>66409566
same thing about telling America and EU to piss off.
>>66409634
Bayad na bayad
>>66409566
Get the livestream here
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ynu5700omM
>tfw about to be stationed in the Phillipines
>navyfag
>tfw I'll be unwelcome and probably killed if the Flips try and kick us out forcefully
>>66409914
Just run them over.
>>>/pol/93972935
RIP USA
>>66409914
Just don't fuck trannies or anyone for that matter and you will be fine
Never trust bars either
>>66409914
Just because this communist President hates America and everything they stand for doesn't mean the people actually agree with him.
>>66409914
Shoot them
>>66410008
He's a semen, not a Muhreen
Muhreens are cancer to every overseas base all around the world
>>66410011
good boy
>>66409914
hey bro wanna come hang wth me? what state you from man?
>>66409675
"My favourite hero is Putin" - Duterte 2k16
is this really how pancit canton tastes nowadays? I'm so fucking disgusted. Is Mi Goreng available at SM?
>>66410305
kek
>>66409914
Don't worry. If you're not in a squatters' area, you won't meet many duterte fanatics.
>>66410376
Duterte fanatics actually gobble up American cock for breakfast and for dinner they shill for China and talk shit about the yanks
>>66410376
I'm near a squatters' area and know most of the people there, most of them voted for Poe during the election.
Almost no Duterte fanatics...meanwhile at my place of work...
>>66409396
>2.5 years for F-15
Wonder how long does it took to get your hands on an F-22. Didn't realise those things are pretty big until I saw them in 2014.
Quite jelly looking at those F-18 and A400 flying around in my area.
>>66410598
Most squatter here always site his name to act more tough and thuggish
I rememebr during voting time they where there lurking and semi bullying people to vote for him
"Hoy duterte ha"
>>66410598
I think it depends on where the squatters are squatted?? I mean if it's tondo then those bastard definitely voted for him
>theyre getting shot right now
topfuckinkek
>>66410598
>>66410752
Whenever I saw campaign stickers on tricycles and jeeps before the election, they were almost always Duterte stickers. They were on a lot of shitty looking houses too. It's almost like they used it as a way of convincing people they weren't criminals or addicts.
Also, keep in mind, most squatters like to attribute their suffering on corruption and evil rich people, so it's easy to see why a commie obsessed with killing corrupt politicians would be appealing to them.
>>66410689
In Korea they say that F-15 pilots are mostly senior pilots and a handful of junior ones who had flown the F-16s.
I'm pretty sure in America its based on whichever unit they decide to give out the planes and everyone just learns how to fly them regardless of rank and number of flight hours logged.
In Australia, everyone learns to fly a F/A-18 with no exceptions.
>>66411196
>commie obsessed with killing corrupt politicians
But he hasn't killed corrupt politicians, he even let his best friend drug lord go in exile.
The people on his list aren't even in jail including the 5-6 cops he named.
Even his own DOJ banana court couldn't file a proper case against DeLima even though they pulled all stops to discredit and destroy her.
>>66411334
Can't wait for lawyers to take over the country and kill all politicians and activists
>>66410752
>Eh kay Mar ako, ano may angal ka?
>>66410894
>binoto si Dutiti
>nahuli
>sumuko
>binaril parin
>tinaniman ng shabu at baril tapos sinabi pa na nanlaban ka raw
(lol
Someone please save us. I didn't vote for the guy. Promise.
>>66411334
It was the image he projected. Most people didn't expect that he would fail in dealing with any kind of crime other than small time slinging.
>>66411705
>Most people didn't expect that he would fail in dealing with any kind of crime other than small time slinging.
Mga bobotantes lang yun
Parang kay Abnoy din yan
"Boohoo namatay si Cory tara iboto si Noynoy"
O kaya nung panahon ni GMA
"Boohoo tanga ni Erap gusto namin matalino na Presidente"
Why do your women choose to marry fat, old, perverted white losers?
>>66411781
Beggars can't be choosers
Besides they only want these white losers as a gateway to Western countries and once they achieved their goal its divorce time
>>66409914
Meet me at Recto Ameribro
>>66411667
GO BACK TO TUMBLR OR REDDIT FUCKING NEWFAG
>>66411781
gold digging
>>66411781
>marry fat old rich men
>wait for them to die
>inherit all their shit
hey flip weeabs
what's with /a/ and its obsession with yotsubato
is it autism tier?
>>66411811
>>66411927
smug pokpok. manipulative cunts. kek, why are white people so fat and stupid.
>>66411961
official mascot of 4chinichinchin
>>66412013
yea but besides that?
>tfw you get the money and green card from them fat whites and contributes to the country by spawning little half white devils
xixixixixxixi
>>66411989
>be shunned by your own women in your cunt
>only jack off to 2D girls
>go to a third world shithole
>meet a girl who is nice to you
>even if you are a permavirgin she does not mind
Ronery does things to men
>>66412098
>Ronery
>>66406012
Because the Philippines is literally populated by goldfish.
People are contrarian and swing towards whatever counters the administration that's about to be replaced expecting change. It's all short-term moment to moment bandwagon faggotry without any heed towards the bigger picture and actual political consistency in our reforms. We are the best example of Idiocrasy at work --- an entire nation of bumbling flippity floppy monkeys that have no idea what they want.
Watch the country do a complete 180 yet again and vote for a yellow come the next term. Given that we haven't been thoroughly ravaged in the ass by China.
I might have hated PNoy but he had a point when he always mentioned the previous regime. People say that he was doing the blame game way too much but I disagree. This fucking country is populated by goldfish that have no concept of memory, that forget anything not even a minute in, and no amount of reminders or sticky notes will help that.
We're all fucked. Might as well just watch my magical moving taiwanese scrolls in the mean time. Whatever.
>>66411781
>close relative marries a flip
>go to 4chan to rant about it
:^)
But if White losers take Asian women, what will happen to Asian losers???
>>66412146
When you think about it, there are no 2D girls for these old, fat white men
Only pin-up posters and vintage porn
>>66412205
They take White women :^)
>>66412205
Asians are not losers. Most of the posters here on my asean are fucking normies.
Stop believing everything that you see about Asian men on tv, you stupid fat blob piece of shit.
>>66412205
if they are qt and feminine they get an autistic weaboo white gf
>>66412177
I'm personally excited for China's drug cartels to sink their teeth into our country as well. 2017 is going to be very exciting.
>>66412177
>and vote for a yellow
Nope. A complete 180 would be far, faaaaar right. Someone backed by the AFP and promising to deport all chinks and fill manila bay with 100,000 commies and moros.
>tfw flipbong is ravaging b r i t i s h pussy right now as we speak
>>66412440
Slags don't count
>Hey bruv wanna shag
rate my oc
>>66412270
>my asean
You're definitely an Asian loser.
>>66412410
>Chinese Triad try to fuck with the druglords of New Bilibid
10/10 HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTER
JOHN WOO WOULD BE PROUD
>>66412554
yeah I don'y have a gf and I'm always fidgety around girls
>>66412495
>hey bruv wanna shag
That's how you open a conversation with a girl here.
>>66412440
>tfw going out tonight
>tfw it's my friend's 18th birthday
>tfw we're going clubbing
I'm going to feel like shit tommo and spend all my money, I hope I get some pucc tonight
>>66412615
You're friends with literal HIGH SCHOOLERS? wew lad
>>66412675
No mang, his birthday is just really late, normally people go to uni when they're 18.
>>66405223
>>66412773
yeah forgot about that sorry
>>66412794
>selamat kuckuck
>>66412794
>not cumungut qq
>>66412794
koiwai posters are not allowed
>>66412826
>selamat kuckuck
fucking bahasa indonesia man
(there's flood in indonesia)
what a meme
>>66412903
What
>>66413018
bahasa sounds like baha sa which means theres flood
>>66413037
>baha sa
basah = wet
>>66413117
Filipino
baha = flood
basa = wet
>Japan seeks clarity on Duterte foreign policy (AP)
>Japan is worried that the Philippines is veering away from their alliance with the United States, a move that would affect Tokyo's interests in the region.
DUTITI BTFO
d-does this mean we can be bros with the chinks and slavs now?
>>66413037
>>66413099
wkwkwkkwkwk
>>66413183
flood = banjir
wet = basah
>>66413259
no they hate their fellow subhumans brah
nigel blown the fuck out lmao
Any bets where Dutdut's wild ride is going to take us next? Better red than dead?
>>66413259
Chinks sees us lower than dogs
Slavs are racist towards slanty eyes and brownies
>>66413433
Impeachment trial
Yung mga balimbing sa Kongreso at Senado titiwalag
Parang nung panahon ni Erap
Kung bading parin yung mga pulpolitiko yung militar gagalaw
>>66413440
no we don't. we aren't that racist
>tempe = tempeh (fermented soybean food)
>tempek = bagina
>kontrol = control
>kontol = benis
>meme = meme
>memek = bagina
>>66413521
stop watching over our thread you creepy chink
>>66413496
>Robredo laying low and just keeping silent the entire time
THE LONG CON
SHE PLAYED EVERYBODY LIKE A GOD DAMN FIDDLE
>>66413521
Nice try Ping Wang
>>66413183
air bah = flood
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/10/21/asia/duterte-china-philippines-us/
They're not even spinning his words anymore. They're just outright speaking for him.
>>66413587
Si Leni walang control o sabi, mga bobo lang nagsasabi na may alas siya
Yung mga pulpulitiko natin may sari-sariling interes
Lahat yan puwede bayaran
Kapag nakita nila na lulugmok sila babaliktad sila
>>66413672
What are you talking about?
They are doing damage control as usual
>Duterte says he'll break off with America
>Department of Damage Control: No we will not stop anything
>>66413726
I sort of feel sorry for them at this point. Every time D30 opens his mouth they have to scramble around and fix it.
Poor overworked spin doctors.
>>66413797
They are really earning their salary
Now you know why Ramos defected and had his buyer's remorse
Sunod niyan si Lorenzana saka si Yasay
>>66413726
>Department of Damage Control
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN KEK
>>66413876
yasay seems like a very educated man I dont know why hes supporting a person who got kicked out of school for violence
that monkey has been at it even in his teenage days
I'm bringing a lot of money with me when we ship out of San Diego.
I'm hoping to lose my virginity to the cleanest flip girl possible so I'm gonna bring as much monies as possible.
Is it possible to not get an STD
>also
I was warned to NEVER venture south. I hear Muslims are a plenty there.
>>66413726
That's what I'm saying. They're damage controlling so much that they're basically just ignoring what duterte actually says and implies.
>>66413893
Totoo naman eh
Para saan pa yung mga adviser saka gabinete niya kung hindi rin siya makikinig at bahala siya sa kung ano-anong katarantaduhan na pinagsasabi niya?
Malapit man mga yan kay Duterte pero may hangganan din yung mga pasensya ng mga iyan
>>66413978
>cleanest flip girl possible
>gets docked at Subic
Irony, etc.
>>66413978
if you're gonna be in angeles then you'll get aids and die same goes with anywhere in visayas
if the flip girl doesnt at least have a bachelors degree then that means she has aids
t. virgin
>>66413963
Lol bayad lang iyan sa kampanya noong eleksyon
Dahil tumakbo si Alan bilang Bise hindi siya puwede humawak ng pusisyon sa gabinete kaya balik Senado muna siya saka si Bongbong
Bakit sa tingin mo puro mga ex-GMA politiko yung mga nasa likod ni Duterte?
Bobo ang mga gabinete ni Duterte puro mga katropa lang niya
Kahit ano pa man ang masabi mo kay GMA o kaya kay Abnoy matitino yung mga kinuha nila hindi lang mga kabrad nila
>>66414121
I got laid in my first year in UST
The chick was from Arki and we kept fucking like rabbits I knocked her up and I moved to UPD during the second semester and never saw her again
I give Duterte less than a year.
>>66414203
I never implied and said any of your allegations good sir
>>66414271
contact CIA now
>claims to hate Americans
>impregnated and made a family with a half American bitch
?????
>>66414271
>>66414383
>It says here that you claim to be a "patriot"
>Why should we hire you again?
>Can you even be trusted?
>>66414614
I love the Philippines
country of my birth blah blah
I also love anime
>>66414121
Thanks for the warning senpai.
>>66415363
which one of you posted this
i bet its the anime poster
>>66414614
>Why should we hire you again?
I'm passionate about not starving to death
THAS RITE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfL1UzreWQY
>>66417059
>I'm passionate about not starving to death
kek
Really makes you think...
Truly encourages you to ponder...
>>66417406
>66417406
fcuking dutertards reeeeeeeee
>>66417406
>call Binay a puppet of China
>but not Dear Leader Duhitler