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>be Flip
>try to argue on Reddit
>get utterly BTFO with logic and facts
>come crying to 4chan

Reminder that leafposters=redditards

>>66392512
redditards cant argue for shit tho
and their logic consists of shallow thinking

ching chang chong

>>66392477
>>66392512
>>66392548
the fuck are you negroids even referring to

>>66392592
id rather be called a negroid than a redditard

>>66392477
Useless goddess.

I fucken love chink balls

this typhoon makes me feel like my city has been nuked for 12 straight hours god damn

>>66392622
but flips are niggers already

>>66392477
Aqua a SHIT

Megumin is LOVE

Megumin is LIFE

>>66392657
you keep saying that everytime aqua pics are posted


are you a redditard butthurt

>>66392774
kill yourself redditard

>>66392774
No, just sayin aqua is a useless goddess.

t. Party member A

look at these disgusting redditards quoting my posts


fucking disgusting

>>66392875
fuck off redditard

>>66388055

What's funny is there was already an internal coup plot the US helped him avoid. http://cnnphilippines.com/news/2016/09/20/malacanang-andanar-duterte-coup-plot.html

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>all these anti aqua posters


kek know your place

>>66393042
Can't wait for season 2 bh.

Oh, aqua useless goddess only good for party tricks and drain touch.

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>>66392477
>That pic related
I rather enjoy perks of being a disabled person

20% discount on:

hotels and similar lodging establishments, restaurants and recreation centers
theaters, cinema houses, concert halls, circuses, carnivals and other similar places of culture, leisure and amusement
medicines in all drugstores
medical and dental services, including diagnostic and laboratory fees, in all government facilities (subject to guidelines to be issued by DOH in coordination with PhilHealth
medical and dental services, including diagnostic and laboratory fees, and professional fees of attending doctors in all private hospitals and medical facilities (in accordance with the rules and regulations to be issued by DOH in coordination with PhilHealth)
domestic air and sea travel
public railways and bus fare
skyways and expressways toll fees (for PWD owning a vehicle)
5% discount on:
basic necessities (rice, corn, bread, fresh, dried and canned fish and other marine products, fresh pork, beef and poultry meat, fresh eggs, fresh and processed milk, infant formulas, fresh vegetables, root crops, coffee, sugar, cooking oil, salt, laundry soap, detergents, firewood, charcoal, candles and other commodities as maybe classified by the DTI and the DA)
prime commodities (fresh fruits, dried, processed and canned pork, beef and poultry, meat, dairy products not falling under basic necessities, noodles, onions, garlic, diapers, herbicides, poultry, swine and cattle feeds, veterinary products for poultry, swine and cattle feeds, veterinary products for poultry, swine and cattle, paper, school supplies, nipa shingle, plyboard, construction nails, batteries, electrical supplies, light bulbs, steel wire and other commodities that may be classified by DTI and DA)

NOTE: Total amount of said purchase should not exceed P1,300 per calendar week without carry over of the unused amount

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What are the chances of acquiring twink bf through attending Friday prayers

Suggest a good mosque too

>>66392477

SO..Duterte is an Obama plant, right, lads? Our literal Manchurian Candidate?

>>66393287
I don't know about Malaysia, but Iranian boys look pretty gay. Try an Irani mosque.

>>66393325
He's just China's bitch.

>>66393357
I like to think there is more to this story, when is he up for reelection?

>>66393395
There is no reelection here.

>>66393352
Irani guys are hairy af more so compared to Arabs they're a shade lighter than Arabs but other than that they look as Arab as it gets

>>66393395
He says hes not up for it since hes too old to run the country, whoever gets next to him is lucky

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>pinoy """""""pride"""""""

>>66393513
>Chinese agent following his master

>>66392203
No, it barely even rain over there

Cagayan was the most damaged
the typhoon is out of the country now

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>>66393513
I am memeing it right guys?

>>66393513
BFF

>>66393860
el peruANO

>>66393888
hello, reddit.

It's Jumaat brothers. Ready for prayer.

>>66393860
I thought flips hold cali

>>66393788
Lagyan mo ng tali

>>66393907
I don't pray.

>>66393957
You're going to hell brother. Hope you like it there.

>>66393907
I don't pray either

>>66394012
>>66393972

>>66394025
>>66393972
not mean to be troll question, but why religious people seems to be scared of hell? i mean, i'd totally let God torture me no matter what i've done in my live, he create and owns me afterall.
why do you even care?

>>66394025
why do religious people threaten people with hell all the time? that isn't very nice and i totally not what god would have wanted

>>66394067
>>66394082
Because you should be scared of the punishment. The fire in hell is going to be so ridiculously hot. Even before going to hell is punishment. You would be naked in a desert and there's going to be something like a sun just above you. Good people wouldn't feel the heat but bad people would. Hell going inside the grave is already torture. For example,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsJNAOmCbSg

>>66394164
>Because you should be scared of the punishment
why? so you're religious because God put a gun against your head?

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>>66393788

>>66394235
Believing in god doesn't mean not being scared of his punishments. God acknowledge that. But really even with all this punishments people still don't care. Just goes to show how ignorant some people can be.

>>66394164
but i want satan to punish my masochistic butthole ;_;

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ching chong nip nong

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>>66394268

Just saw a vid of people protesting in front of the US Embassy in Manila. It was in Tagalog. What's that about?

>>66394281
>even with all this punishments people still don't care. Just goes to show how ignorant some people can be
i don't know, maybe like me, they just don't care about hell and paradise stuff? that they believe their impulse are nothing short of god's intention? have you ever thought that maybe you're the one that is ignorant and taking too many assumptions?

>>66394281
I have the perfect song for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehyE8WUEp68

>>66393907
Already ready man.
Should I get taufu fah or ice cream after prayers?

>>66394343
you'd get killed if you say those magic words

>>66394235
>>66394287
2 Peter chapter 3

Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

>>66394383
It was God intention but his religion is still his intention. This world we live in is nothing more than a test. A time will come when this world will end and we will be judge for our deeds on earth. Being ignorant because nobody told you is okay but dismissing things when people already told you is not okay.

>>66394410
taufu fah

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>>66393907
>tfw stained my favorite dress

I can't go the clothes I'm wearing look hideous

>>66394495
Unless it's a jubah nobody cares.

>>66394410
What is taufu fah?

>>66394505
No jumaa has an etiquette either look good and respectable or don't come

I'm wearing a tattered pajama

>>66394382
Maoist communist supporters trying to chimp out in front of the US Embassy until the cops dispersed them and they chimped out harder.

>>66394382
Bunch of commies and moros getting run over by the freedom van.

>>66394523
What kind of etiquette is that? You either come or you get sick and don't come. That's really the only options.

>>66394268
>>66394347
>I will seek an independent foreign policy
>We shall not accept crumbs from the United States

Here he is, proclaiming that we are aligning with two communist shitholes and accepting 13B dollarydoos of loans.

>>66394481
and what exactly make you think that you're the one holding the truth?

>>66394382
chinese celebration in front of the US embassy.

>>66394549
OK I'm going but if I get bullied swear to Allah I will find you and I will !!

>>66394565
Because I know I'm holding the truth. I've seen evidence that you wouldn't believe even if I told you. And because Islam is the true religion now. It used to be Judaism, it used to be Christianity but both of those has been corrupted. Islam is the only true religion now.

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>>66394551
>I've realigned myself in your ideological flow and maybe I will also go to Russia to talk to (President Vladimir) Putin and tell him that there are three of us against the world - China, Philippines and Russia. It's the only way
It's over. Only based berdugo can save us now.

>>66394675
>NPA gets off scot-free
>While this patriot is rotting in an AFP jail

>>66394675
He wasn't a PMAer so he got quickly sold out.

>>66394623
well, i've heard the same from evangelist and missionary.
why is it matter for anyone to take your belief seriously? we obviously seen different thing, what makes you think your view is special and truer than anybody else?
if you think your truth is irrefutable, why did you think someone wont believe you?

>>66394551
Marcos all over again senpai?

Last post asks about Phillipines

>>66392364

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>>66394383
It's always been a personal fantasy of mine that one's afterlife will manifest exactly as how one believes it is. The best part is since there's really no way to tell how things will turn out, it's only slightly less credible than established religions because it lacks historical scripture

>pious individuals who truly believe that they haven't done enough in life and will be punished get exactly that
>actual insane religious nutcases and/or hypocrites who believe with 100% certainty that salvation awaits them will get exactly that
>nihilists get absolutely nothing
>none of this actually matters because everybody's personal afterlives are not interconnected

pretty fun huh

>>66394742
Marcos never pivoted to communism and was pro-US as fuck

All ye grandpa old tales of escorting Russian bombers with F-8 Crusaders and F-5A Freedom Fighters was during in his era

We also had lend-lease F-4 Phantoms as well but was turned over to the United States when Macuck went full retard with Ninoy and political opponents

>>66394703
Because I've spoken to it. I know people won't believe me because I've already told someone and they all go like "nah those supernatural shit ain't true". Unless you're from here or near here, you ain't going to believe me. And by-bye, I'm going to friday prayer. See you in around 1 hour.

>>66394742
Marcos wasn't a dirty gommie

>>66394742
You just know, 50 years from now, the kids of today will remember the Duterte regime as the best ever. Full of infrastructure projects and public discipline. It will be the golden years all over again. Just don't talk about the underlying economics.

>>66394793
I know im talkign about them loans son, who gonna pay for that shieet hombre?

>>66394828
>Full of infrastructure projects and public discipline.
(lol

>>66394808
>>66394828
If we "borrowing" from the commies about them mullahs how we gon pay them back? we cant sell spratley to china, im sure china is going to push for that.

>23 trillion worth of oil and natural gas underneath
>Dudirty sold the islets and territory for 9 billion dollars

Tanga ampota

>>66394828
No, 50 years from now WW3 would've happened and the kids of today would several hundred feet below sea level.

>>66394828
His supporters protest sure is a good example of discipline

I'm back, redditards. Shall we pick up from the previous thread?

>>66394885
>TUTA NG AMERIKA
>pero hindi kami tuta ng China

>>66394765
well i just curious about how pious people so obsessed with afterlife while at the same time refusing to be said so.
i just found it arrogant as fuck to not appreciating the cosmic mystery of God by believing this and that and claim you alredy seen the truth.
>>66394801
well as i've said before, i heard the same from the evangelist, missionary, and few people now in mental hospital.
i won't refute supernatural stuff because i know jackshit about how it works to refute any of those claim, i just found those claims contradictory while those people believing in the same intensity as much as you do.
i just don't get why it is you that have to be special and different than those people

>>66394870
Know your constitution. No one, not even the president, can sell territory to other nations.

>>66394983
I don't think he meant the formal, on-paper kind of selling out.

im planning on moving to indonesia but i dont know much about indonesia/ns
where do i start

>>66394828
he can't even discipline himself with such a dirty mouth and even his followers are starting to act like him

>>66395044
selamat datang

start your adventure anywhere except Aceh

>>66394164
if god really is "all-good" then he should not be feared. religion would be so much better without the dogma

>>66395044
muslim pinoys.
just think of this if you're into country role-playing:
indo is the big brother
malaysia is the rebellious middle sister that argue a lot with indonesian.
phillipine is the youngest little brother those two love and trying to influence

>>66395044
Maybe get a one-years job first. Feel it out. Once you've determined that you like it there and you've made connections, plan your move.

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>>66395108
>phillipine is the youngest little brother those two love
>love

>>66395097
>religion would be so much better without the dogma

any religion by nature requires a certain degree of faith, so religion without dogma wouldn't be religion

maybe

>"I have separated from them. So I will be dependent on you for all time."

INDEPENDENT FOREIGN POLICY

>>66394858
You know borrowing from other countries is pretty common, no? America has like 1.2 trillion$ with china.

>>66395139
but indo and malay do have better relation and view on Philippine than each other

>>66394948
you're the arrogant one for refusing to belief in god
i bet you're one of those open minded tolerant people who praise homos and mock muslim on reddit
all faiths have their own version of ultimate truth, its just modern liberals that shit on that ideal and trying to replace it with relativism and critical theory

>>66395151
cuckoldry ensues
>>66395159
I do believe in you but Malaysians? nah those fuckers are sneaky

>>66395151
>I have separated

China should just adopt him.

>>66394870
Its the reed bank and recto bank in the spratlys that we should guard for
It has the oil and gas well within our ezz
If you hear china drilling it or "exploring" it then its as good as sold already or stolen

>>66394887
ur mom lel

#rekt

Ais krim jenama apa yang bisa best?

REEEEEEEvolution against the current admin when?

>>66395208
Ramos is on it

>>66395163
>you're the arrogant one for refusing to belief in god
but i do belief in God, you can read that in any of my post.
i don't know nor care if it was liberal faith, i do believe what muslim believe can be right, and so with christian and judaism etc.
i just believe its too soon to call them the truth, i believe we're too small to know the truth abut universe, let alone thecreator

>>66395159
indon and malays are like brothers who always fight against each other
philippine is that nice distant cousin that you sometimes meet

>>66395154
I know that but you also knwo that china was something for us right? its gonna a hard bargaining.

>>66395199
Meminta ibumu l, Kevin Xiao Chang

>>66395173
they just want you to behave like them, which is basically what we also do.
its just our behavior is already too similar to realize that, thats why i told you we're muslim pinoys or you're catholic indos

>>66395245
xiaxiaxiaxia

>>66395095
>>66395108
im thinking of just going to jakarta since that's like indonesia's manila and no im not muslim neither am i catholic do i have to be religious?

>>66395237
the way I see things is dutdut is being assertive against the US considering all of our pleas since the old admins fell on deaf ears for a long long time and we just technically became a yesman for the US.

Take note that in EDCA, there is no existence of military base in that agreement that if we were to provoke a war against china we're gonna be left behind since they have nothing to protect.

>>66395264
WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK

>>66395266
and btw im gonna bring my dad hes old and he's the only closest relative i have left i have no brothers and sisters just me and my dad

>>66395266
well i can explain jakartans like this, they're religious if you're stranger but aren't if you already become their part.
its just show-off traditionalism thingy

oh boy time to fap

http://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/construction-in-australia-for-new-saf-training-area-to-begin-in-2019-australian-defence

Singapore are opening a big military training base in northern Australia

>>66395235
>i do believe what muslim believe can be right, and so with christian and judaism
see thats the problem, its relativism, with that kind of logic assuming if everything is true, then nothing is true, its nihilism, it might feel enlightining being that edgy but fast forward and you got lack of value and moral degradation like westerners have now

>>66395365
chink'd

>>66394551
I assume the real issue here is that the USA is likely to sanction the Philippines at some point for having all the druggies killed, and cut off support. Meanwhile China doesn't give a shit.

>>66395365
>The plot, called the Townsville Field Training Area, will be about five times the size of Singapore when it is developed. It will be used mainly for army and air training.
shiieet

Philippines know that BBC isn't the way to go so she went with the changz.

>>66395226
>Ramos
you mean Fidel? I don't know..that might not be effective. Does he even still has a strong hold on PH Politics? he's old. and I think all the armyfags are drooling over Duterte right now.

>>66395276
Except that chimping out against America isn't going to make them crawl to us

They're going to help remove him or wait to install a new successor who is friendly to US interests

>>66395373
i don't assume everything is true, i just told you i don't know.
i don't care if what i am being now is edgy or lack of moral value, i hold no regret over myself and don't see why i have to.
i just like being who i am, because i BELIEF its what GOD designed, and realizing that i'm being a part of his complicated system of reality is making me happy no matter the purpose.
i don't care if that would make me social tras, edgy liberal teens or anything you believe i was.
i just know that i'm not arrogant.
you can't be a nihilist if you believe your impulse is God's INTENTION

>>66395404
It was merely a dismay
Mostly likely UN will do their own investigation first

>Duterte: Fidel Ramos among sources of 'drug list'
Wot

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>>66395474

>>66395477
Chimping is pretty much his assertiveness. Being docile with them doesn't really help.

Now they're asking him to explain what's his assertions are. I think getting US to notice his plea bargains has always been a part of his plan.

>>66395276
Military base will be on its way around 2018

Also its our base not Thiers we can allow them and japan to dock there

>>66395509
>criticize Dutiti
>end up on a """drug list"""

>>66395545
>criticize duts
>putang ina drug adik ka

>>66395519
Why bargain if he basically already allowed china to win

>>66395581
>criticize duts
>putangina dilaw ka

>>66395581
>get shot

>>66395518
who's that and what's that about?

>>66395582
This

He was already naked, legs spread and all before China courts him

>>66395582
You don't go to other neighbbor's place and chimp out in their own backyard m8.

we'll see how it goes in the next years.

>>66395518
>Grandeur promises
>PUTANG INA
>DRAAAHGS

>someone disagree with me
>dududititeard
yeah reddit plebbit ribbit

>>66395634
They claim that he's an active high-ranking general and has real pull within the military

>>66395474
>armyfags are drooling over Duterte right now
Not until he doubles that salary. Officers are also weary of him.

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>from one spic to another spic wannabe

>>66395696
kek
alejandro getting shut down by flips

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>Kho
>literally a half-Chink
>mowing down Chink supporters
KEK
E
K

Reminder that Duterte is not far from the elitist politicians that he's ''trying'' to get rid of
Reminder that he is one of those pigs

>>66395737
>Kho
literally chinese surname, gee

>>66395365
SAF are already probably the best military in ASEAN, hope some day we can fight the PRC side by side

>>66394675
I KEEP SHILLING FOR THIS GUY SINCE LAST YEAR

NOBODY FUCKING LISTENED

>>66395737
diaspora know what's up

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>>66395764
>Philippines will never see that day because we will be on the other side

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Somebody bought all the taufu fah and took all the free dadih REEEE!

>>66394675
of all other countries why russia?
is he still leaving in the cold war?

>>66395793
is that taho?

>>66395793
taho

>>66394675
why was he jailed

>>66395793
THAT IS PHILIPPINE OC

!!!

>>66395819
Tofu pudding.
Taufu fah, doughnuts, samosa, hot dog and soya milk is the common after Friday prayers snack.

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>>66395474
This was hilarious desu.

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>>66395782
I voted for him.

is duterte part nigger or something
he can't control his lust for women it's like his dick is doing the thinking for him?

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>>66395847
>hot dog
i'm calling the sharia police

>>66395848
The soldiers are afraid they may be put on the list.

>>66395848
holy shit this is funny but I still feel bad for them

>>66395848
cringe

>>66395848
kek that bald guy at the bottom left giving the looks

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So a non-country told China to fuck off while Dear Leader is sucking up to them non-stop.

Really makes you think...

>>66395644
It will still be pointless considering all the dick sucking agreements he made

reminder that davaoenos are easily the most repulsive group of people right now

>>66395696
Dutertard paid trolls are on a rampage

>>66395954
funny how he degrades women and warned the AFP of getting ruled by Lelni yet he gets cucked by the president of a non-country
really makes you think huh

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Not even a real claimant and the madman did military exercises with 50 jets and tons of ships...for a month.

>>66395954
Good for them

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Even our kimchi friends are tired of their shit, Park Geun-Hye dropped the bomb.

The same Park Geun-Hye who paid a visit on China's 50th military anniversary last year.

I was wondering when the rain will arrive. It finally fell.

>>66395991
Magkano kaya bayad para maging Dutiti shill?

>>66396007
The AFP was ruled by Erap

I'm pretty sure the AFP wouldn't mind getting ruled by a woman

tfw nippon kun is being wary of us right now..

>>66396084
How?

>>66396039
>ywn shoot some chinks in the scarborough shoal
pretty sure i'd get locked up by the chinese puppet if i did that right?
>>66396094
because of dutertes recent chinese cock sucking in beijing theyre skeptic of duts
>china philippines and russia against the world
kek

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That reminds me. I haven't tasted maling.

>>66396117
I personally knew a Muhreen who was posted in BRP Sierra Madre for 6 months and 3 weeks. Their deployment is just 5 months with the additional month being swap time for their replacements and replacements don't arrive on point because of the blockades and weather.

They are told not to shoot Chinks but just take pictures and videos of them whenever they buzz around. He claims that there would be 7-10 Chink coast guard and navy destroyers hovering around them like sharks and telling them to go away on their radios.

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>>66395841
What OC?
That is clearly Malaixiya tofu pudding famous worldwide invented 600 years ago when Abdul accidentally fell into Chang's tofu bucket and crushed it into pudding.

>>66396119
tangina bayaran ka!

>>66396119
Spam tastes good

>>66396056
Still no rain here sadly

>>66396183
>They are told not to shoot Chinks
really makes you think huh
what will happen if they shoot?

How will you react when English stop being the official language of the Philippines?

>>66396229
ta ma de

>>66396228
>what will happen if they shoot?
They're coast guard ships and since they're big they can't get near on the Sierra Madre.

If they sent smaller boats, trawlers and dingies they would get warning shots. The ship is a rust bucket but he claims they have a couple of Stinger missiles, AT-4s, .50 caliber machine guns and a tiny radio/GPS thingy that should only be used on "worst case scenario".

The only people they allow to go near are Vietnamese, Pinoy or Malaysian fishermen where they buy seafood.

>>66396117
don't forget North Korea and Iran.

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>>66396229
Marry Vietnamese waifu

>>66396339
shes gonna get chang'd before you even meet her

>>66396404
But I'm the Chang

>>66396427
t. Xavier Xiao Alvarez Chang

>>66396339
she will be chang or davido 1 night gf

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>asean is killed
back to sleep, i guess

Will Duterte cause more flips to immigrate to the US?

>>66396540
They have to go back
We will establish safe zones and get ASEAN to pay for it

Good morning jungle people.

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>>66396536
you woke me up

>>66396569
Good afternoon, fellow mongol.

>>66396569
do you accept flip refugees pls respond

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just challenged my graduate school economics professor to a game of chess

i am going to smoke this old man

he has no idea who he's playing

>>66396807
fuck off chink

>go to reddit ph
>full of flipchinks
are the memes real?

>>66395848
lmao

when was this?

>>66397111
early October

So are republicans = commies? but are just in denial?

>come to asean expecting interesting discussion from a variety of cultures
>it's 100% flips

>>66397261
It's just like my free private server mmos, it's full with pinoys.

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>>66397261
You came at the wrong time.

Halo

>>66396758
Hello upside down Poland
>>66396768
Not as refugees since there is no war in Flipland so you cant qualify for that and asian refugee would raise lot of eyebrows since most of your countries are quite stable.
But there is no stopping you for moving to Finland but will you get a job, good future and so on is not guaranteed.
We don't like welfare leeches regardless of skin color and appearance so don't try that route plus you'd just tarnish name of the hardworking asians that are already here, mostly Thai people for some reason.

>>66397358
oh of course I won't do that, am a good boy besides most of my family are already in switzerland anyway I'm just trying to maybe get a scholarship and get into a graduate program
education is fucking shit and expensive here

>>66397261
majority posters are flips, but majority population including lurkers are indon

if every indon knew how to DNS and/or if their mobile service provider didn't block this site, we'd /nusantara/ the fuck out of this place

also why is eastern canada so much better than the west

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>>66397476
>also why is eastern canada so much better than the west
You have bad taste.

>>66397239
In our case it seems like they got tricked into it with the meme war on drugs

>>66397261
just like what this dude said >>66395108
its just cute looking at your baby brother behave

>>66397476
>but majority population including lurkers are indon
no proof
someone posted a pic of unique flag counts and flips still lead indons by a huge margin

>>66395108
>>66397536
I love you big brother :)

I love you kuya ; )

>>66397564
he just doesn't wanna admit that theyre getting flip'd ;)

>>66397564
then there's no saving this ship

our only hope now is to release either one of the two escape boats, /nusantara/ or /pinoy/

the rest must drown

>>66397635
the only cure is to just post more.running away will not change anything

it also helps to post in english if you want discussion

wkwkwkwkwkwkwk

>>66397444
Good luck with that.
If you ever think of moving to Finland , god knows why'd you do that and not to discourage you, you have to face the challenge of learning our language.
What is your family doing in Switzerland? Got jobs from there or something?

>>66397678
>running away will not change anything

watch me

>>66397678
>it also helps to post in english if you want discussion
yeah I'd like to know what you're talking about sometimes

i just hate how other flag's refusal to post is somehow our fault

>>66397682
if shit hits the fan here, I'm definitely moving out. Yeah, I know. I think that should apply to every country, as a foreigner, communicating with the people of your host country with their mother tongue is the least you can do to show respect.
Yeah, they got jobs there and also studying there.

>>66397757
blame redditards for
shitting up asean

>>66397777
more like you're moving out because you want separatism in philippines and you literally dont give a shit about sovereignty. high likely i could offend you if i called you a pinoy or flip

>>66397822
this, too.

>>66397757
we get hated for anything that we do so might as well be an irritating bunch of people

>>66397822
Its getting hard to care about our sovereignty if dutdut doesnt seem to care about it too

>tfw need to get my Filipina gf a visa but I don't meet the financial requirements

I might just have to fly back and marry her. I miss the Philippines anyway. I am just not so sure I want to be hanging around with the current situation happening.

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why can't asians visit reddit?

>>66397895
>Its getting hard to care about our sovereignty
that's if its implying you actually care about this country, which i highly doubt
i can bet you'd easily exchange your filipino citizenship to an american or european one if you could

>>66397934
>i can bet you'd easily exchange your filipino citizenship to an american or european one if you could
why the fuck not? as humans we'll do anything to survive so that would be just a natural response

>>66397777
>if shit hits the fan here
Only Duterte and his minions want to kiss ass to China.

All of us freedom loving folk will never abandon our real friends and allies.

>>66397757
if you stop talking and shitting every thread with your monkey politics, maybe they will

>>66397682
How hard is Finnish if you're a native English speaker?

>>66397979
I really hope that's true. Someday I would like to live in your country again. It's my favorite place I've ever been. This political uncertainty is making me depressed.

>>66398011
Ignore the shills who """hate""" America.

Chances are they have a relative living in the United States, have visited the United States, wants to visit the United States and are applying for a visa or green card to the United States.

The worst ones are people who claim to """hate""" America but are living off with Burgerdollars from relatives working in the USA.

Duterte's shills and fanatics don't really think for themselves and just follow like blind sheep. All 16 million of them.

>>66397961
and that explains why youd go off spouting bullshit like separatism
and tbqh philippines is nowhere from going into civil war and some cities is just as livable like any other cities in the world.

basically you're crying to your relatives in switzerland because duterte doesnt agree with your political views so your self-entitlement lead you to believe we're better off separated lmao

r/asianmascuilinity is good

>>66398011
actually the fight of the govt is the govt alone, you can still fly back and forth anytime in the philippines

just because we dont agree with your govt doesnt mean we had to shit on the people too

>>66397934
Well not anymore with our new president tbhwy

>>66398051
Yeah any changes in visa requirements would be retarded too. Just thinking of my own situation where I lived there for four years on a tourist visa makes me come to that conclusion. That cost me about $20 a month or more and the rest of my money which all came from foreign remittances was all spent in the Philippines. Sometimes I think about how much the sari sari stores and trike drivers by my old house were hurt when I moved.

>wake up
>still no ww3
Hi

>>66398097
The talk about changes in visa requirements suggests otherwise. This will hurt OFWs more than people like me but it will completely fuck the already shitty tourism industry.

>>66397870
>might as well be an irritating bunch of people

But we already are. That's why no country would ever take us seriously.

>>66398051
well i have a relative who works at israel though
but then i dont leech from their money but instead they use all their money to buy a house here and invest on it so they have a home to go back to, which alot of OFWs were doing and why there's residential boom in cavite and laguna

so no, even if im one of those 16 million people i dont live in ameridollars like youre implying
and as if we voted duterte because we agree on him at everything.

>>66398183
tourism industry already went to shit because of abnoy
hopefully it's going to be revived 2-3 years from now

>>66397992
For english speakers pretty hard I'd say, since you have to start from the very beginning of pronouncing alphabets as we do otherwise you will not make any sense.
I dont anything about native Flip language but judging by some phrases I've seen here it seems similar to Finnish in a way how words are formed - syllables of mostly two to four letters formed from consonant-vowel (or vice versa) consonant-vowel-consonant etc. pairings. Compared to english where many short words sound like one big syllable: car, grown, hill, chair, throw etc.
Longer words of course an exceptions.

Plus we have many regional dialects which can confuse even us natives sometimes.

>>66398175
Soon

>>66398294
With stricter Visa requirements and attention on the political situation? I think that's a pipe dream. Peenoy was a fucking retard but the overhaul of the BI was one of the best things he did. When I first arrived in the Philippines the people working in the office were rude assholes. I called and asked about a visa extension and the lady snapped "I don't know" and slammed down the phone. I got yelled at and basically interrogated by the head guy at the local field office once. But by 2014 everything improved big time. All those people were fired, the extension process was simplified, and the office even moved to a more convenient location inside of the local Ayala mall. Best of all the employees I encountered were always friendly. Even the ones at the horribly busy Manila office. Sliding back isn't going to help your country. Losing that money from the BI would hurt more than you realize.

>>66396119
taste like dog

>have to retry captcha 10 times before posting
fucking jew admin

Linking asean thread on Reddit was a mistake, look at this thread holy shit. This liberal reddit cuck is shitposting 24/7, thinking he would convince us or stop us posting, instead he drove away asean posterd
Im sorry lads
And good job plebbit you did it again

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>>66397870
>we get hated for anything that we do

kek, i wonder why?

>>66398064
since when did i fucking spout bullshit about separatism and what have you got up your ass damn what a hot head

>soverignty cost $13.5bn loan
>not even an investment, but a LOAN
>w-w-we want more respact guise!!!
PAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>66398413
jewpanese*

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Finally caught Bakahime in Oxford, I managed to slip roofies in her drink and is now living again under my bed

>>66398421
don't give me (You)s ever again you self hating cunt

>>66393940
By far, California has the largest Filipino population here in the US, they even beat the Chinese by 125,000 residents.

Half flips in our showbiz industry are too cringey saying things like " we love sinigang i love jeepneys thus we're pinoy"

>>66398505
>Oxford
(lol

Cambridge master race

I bet she's wasting her time there with Women's Studies

>>66398525
They have a stronghold on Maui too.

>>66398536
I love jeepneys, I used to sit at the back when I was a kid, so I just run off and not pay. I used to use the money I saved for the internet cafe

>>66398410
duterte isnt politically assertive internationally so ill take it. his cabinet should get a raise for doing damage control all the time

but when it comes to internal processes like that one on immigration, i believe he wants a more simplified solution so people wont have to wait in long lines, which is contrary to the image given to him that he's a slave driver who wants govt employees to smile 24/7.
also new department of OFW is already in the process of making. so really what we need is efficiency

>>66398568
I made a hobby of trying to find out how far I could get using jeepneys alone. Longest trip I took was from SM North EDSA to Angeles, Pampanga, took a whole day. My girlfriend at the time was pissed, she didn't realize what I was trying to do.

>>66398467
>le debt is bad meme

here we fucking go again
oh wait you're gonna argue again that abnoy underspending was a great move lmao
pathetic redditard

>>66398568
mohammed you should learn how to talk only when youre being talked to
do you understand, sweetie?

>>66393325
>>66393357
>>66393395

The thought is simple.

Despite what people think and( I will admit this news is filtered second hand from American bureaucrats) there's a very real chance there will be war between Russia (+China) and the United States. Now no one is doom saying that it's going to be a nuclear apocalypse (despite what everyone thinks of Putin, Trump or Hillary they aren't that dumb nor evil) but it doesn't need to be all that needs to happen is another proxy war. Likely with Russia deciding to annex a country and telling the EU (effectively telling the US) to stop them. This will turn into a waiting game then a ground war, but to prevent Nukes they will never invade each others homeland. In the long haul Russia will just want to take title of worlds best military from the US and the US will want to keep it since having that title is basically most of the clout in the world.

Bringing this back down to us it's a smart move. This lessens reasons to have the Philippines attacked. China won't really have a reason to attack, and they build us a train station in the mainland, and an oil refinery in islands. Plus it's not like the US military will leave this country is way too good as a launch point for warfare. Then post war just support the winners saying you loved them the whole time.

>>66398536
>>66398568
>>66398609
jeeps are fucking piece of shit vehicles that should be automatically banned in the streets of manila and cebu

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>>66398634
Are you one of those jeepney drivers that I bailed out?

>>66393940
Yeah but there's also a lot of Mexicans and race mixing.

>>66398637
>there's a very real chance there will be war between Russia (+China) and the United States.

opinion discarded

fuck off to reddit

>>66398652
yes, i am manong tanding. how have you been since we last met? i miss you

>>66398650
It's better than riding the bus in Manila. Jeep or UV Express. Anything else and you're gonna have a bad time.

>>66394834
>>66394834
We simply never pay them back.
What's China going to do attack it's ally?

>>66398686
rape your boipucci

>>66398525
>>66398543
Cali and Hawaii all i know

>>66398515
whatever you say flipnigger

now go suck your master's cock ; )

SOmeone gets me out of here

I have to wonder if Du30 is doing this because the options are Hillary and Trump.

I mean think about it
Hillary becomes president and delcares war with Russia.
Philippines goes
>Please don't attack us Russia we're your ally
and
>Please don't attack us USA you say you value human rights

Trump wins
Philippines goes
>Hey Trump you like Russia too?
>Yeah so do I

>>66398652
wow. your an asshole, flipbomg.
don't you ever think of manong driver's 8 starving kids while he's on the road 12 hours a day?

>>66398680
huh

jeepney drivers have no regards for traffic lights, pollution, pedestrians etc. and that's why we dont like them. yes they are accessible but their mentality, along with pedestrian's casually jaywalking all over the place, is a big cause why there is a huge traffic everywhere

we dont hate them because they exist, we hate them because ALL of them are fucking assholes of the road

>>66398665
Everyone who thinks that war won't happen because Nukes exist is childish. Why does no one ever notice that it's literally a slippery slope argument.
I'm not even saying Hillary is gonna declare war. I'm saying Russia might as well do it. Consider the fact that no nation can reasonably force them to accept war concessions in case they lost what do they really have to lose?

>>66398724
duterte is never willing to fight a war between america and china
there wont be war to begin with, but just a mere existence of patrol boats of america in the philippines hampers trade between china and phils greatly

>>66398721
Fuck off Nguyen
Your are the worst country in asean, a fucking shithole. Literally the last of the last

>>66398724
The actual possibility of a non proxy war with Russia is very small I think. There's a lot of fear mongering but you have to consider the source. Back in 1999 the same man pushing this theory now and saying we need to get Trump in and bend over for Russia (Alex Jones) was calling Putin "Vladimir the ruthless" and saying he looks like a demon (which he now says about Hillary because a fly landed on her head.) He basically claimed that the Russians were going to attack on Y2K. The audio is on YouTube if you need a good laugh.

When I see retarded things happening in the Philippines and ignorant comments about foreign policy etc sometimes I have to remind myself how fucking stupid people in my own country can be and try not to judge.

>>66398822
?

my mother complimented me on how soft my skin is today
this is what NEET life has done to me
I am turning feminine

>>66398746
It's not just the jeepney drivers though it's everyone. Ever gone down EDSA at night?

>>66398746
>fucking assholes of the road
this tbqhwy

>>66398836
Applying lotions everyday will make your skin soft

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Anyone wants to go with me to the AFA anime festival next month? I'm too shy to go alone.

>>66398803
Kicking the American military out isn't the wisest option though.
I mean sure if we have peace with China that pretty much means we have no viable enemies, but you never know with China.
That said Japan is selling us stuff for cheap..

>>66398780
no you fucking redditard idiot

war will never happen because it's just way too expensive to start one
and people dont want to kill themselves for a pointless war, do you EVEN want to go to a war?
and not to mention just think of how devastated the global economy would be
countries already realize trading with one another is more profitable that war, do you honestly live by that medieval-tier thinking everyday?

>>66398893
>war will never happen
COMEDY GOLD

>>66398890
>Japan is selling us stuff for cheap
yet Duterte seeks Russian made products
really makes you think huh

>>66398888
Maybe.

>>66398888
Bring your mom
You filthy manlet, dont forget to bring your glasses because that tiny slitty eyes cant see enough

>>66398888
nice numbers

also I will come with you to your weab symposium as your gf only if you'll hire me as your maid forever

>>66398888
Fuck off

>>66398888
first time I got quads. yey!

>>66398926
If you mean in terms of military like I mean then Russia's not a bad deal.
If you mean trade goods its not like we aren't buying those either.

>>66398893
Duterte thinks war would happen
Lol

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>>66398926
Ruskie weaponry wouldn't be that bad for you guys, buying shit like frigates and aircraft from the Slavs would be a godsend since your Air Force and Navy desperately needs some modernization.

>>66398998
>>66398998
>>66398998

redditards stay out

>>66398637
So the american will attack us to get rid of the chinese

Why are we forgetting about the 9dash line?

>>66398637
Those trains and buildings are not for free tho

>>66398417
>subhuman leftist
>calling others liberals and cucks
Dutite supporters really are squatters.