Things the English will say, but not the Scottish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7G_mDP5DKw

>>66379866
"Maybe we should not be deep frying this particular food item"

"I voted out"

>>66379866
"Lets go and Fuck the Scots"

"I am homosexual and I also hate myself."

>>66379866
"I created the largest Empire Europe has ever known, and I am a wealthy country"

Brexit

>>66379866
freedooooooooooommmmmmmm

>>66379866
"I think we should decide matters for ourselves"

>>66379866
"Lets take pride in our Colonial Conquests"

>>66380611
I thought the English regret the empire?

>>66380611
the scots were in charge of the UK, india was called the scottish raj

>>66379866
"I am English"

>>66379866
I believe that we should remove foreigners from the country and disallow socialism

God bless the queen.

>>66380634
>I thought the English regret the empire?

Is this some sort of really bad american joke that I dont get?

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>>66379866
Braveheart was nothing like what really happened and b-besides, Mel Gibson is Australian s-see? We ruled Scotland all along without opposition h-hehe! *rubs hands and cackles*

>>66380848
It is called American education

>>66380634
Only the ones I would like to avoid, I guess

>>66380247
>I also hate myself.
You've missed up Scotland and England there mate, the scots are the cucks

>>66381344
The English are former Bulls turned Cucks by their own previous fluffers. It is why their national sport is self loathing.

>>66380911
Vegemite

>>66380911
Vegetables

>>66379866
"I do not care for oats or sheep fucking"

>>66381488
Nah mate the welsh and cumbrics are the sheep shaggers. The Scots are too busy drunkenly fucking each other in the middle of the street to go for sheep

>>66381547
Damn, I have my Britons all confused...Also, I always wanted to ask, are the Chistes Gallegos a thing in Spain? I heard it is mostly a Latin thing

>>66381631
I have no idea, I'm British

>>66380848
Every British flag I've seen on /int/ said schools teach kids to regret it.

>>66381482
I unironically hate vegetables

fruits>>>vegetables

>>66381745
Absolute bollocks that. We aren't taught about the Empire until A level, at which point we're told of its use as a political tool of jingoism and that our treatment of the Irish was basically a 300 year war crime.

Then every media outlet glorifies it everywhere. Kids have 0 exposure to it, ask someone under the age of 16 to name 3 former colonies of the British empire and they won't have a clue.

>>66381731
WELL THANK YOU, I HAVE JUST BEEN BAMBOOZLED

>>66381902
De nada mate, what is a chiste gallego though? I understand the translation but don't know what it means

islam is the light

>>66379866
"Fuck EU"

>>66380114
this desu

>>66380911
eggs

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>>66381482
Indeed, we just block spanish trucks and steal the vetegables

>>66381745
We aren't to regret it, we just aren't taught it at all

Modern mainstream British consciousness loves to act like history started on September 1, 1939

>>66379866
"I want Scotland to be independent."

>>66381949
Gallegos are Spaniards of Celtic (maybe Briton?) descent. They are a bit like the Wales of Spain. In the colonies they were one of the last waves of Spanish immigration, and they had a reputation for being a little dim and stubborn. Example: Why did the Gallego throw his computer outside? Because he was installing Windows. etc. I never knew if it was specific to us, or if the Spaniards mocked them as well. I think they mock the Basques more, but what do I know.

>>66382147
well, if we leave they get to become a brown majority that always votes tory, so I don't understand why they don't just kick us out

>>66382117
>>66381745
If this is true, it is a horrible shame and a symptom of the rot in Europe. I exist because of Colonization, and so does the entire western hemisphere. Admit the faults, but do not ever stop being proud of your heritage and what your ancestors fought for. No other country in the world feels guilty for having been strong.

>>66381547
>cumbrics
cumbric hasn't been a thing since at least the 1100s
also modern cumbrians are basically all descended from rich holiday home owners back in the 1800s when the upper classes used to romanticise the fuck out of the cumbrian landscapes

Yes, you can marry my daughter, Ahmed.

>>66382371
See? This is advanced, British tier self loathing. You can't get this quality anywhere else!

>>66381799
Only because the french have no idea how to prepare a dish unless it has a dead animal as the centrepiece.

Vegetables are good.

>>66382402
this coming from a country that is actually mad they don't have enough pakis/arabs and activley tries to change that via political means kek

>>66382157
Sé quienes son los gallegos y que tienen una obsesión por toda celta, algo que como un celto verdadero (cornualles, y parezco celto también), encuentro muy divertido, pero no sabía que tienen chistes como eso. Para nosotros hacemos chistes sobre los irlandeses y las rubias. An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman... Es un principio muy común a muchos chistes.

Algo más sobre las celtas es que cuando era en León había una fiesta celta para celebrar la herida celta de la región, y se vendía camisetas con "las naciones celtas" - de que casi la mitad eran españoles: Asturias, Galicia, León, Bretaña, Kernow, Gales, Escocia, Irlanda, y la isla de man. Si vaya a incluir Asturias y León es lúdica que no incluyen todo el reino unido, especialmente el sur oeste y cumbria.

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>>66382216
>he votes labour

>>66380911
Shampoo and body wash

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>>66382679
>he thinks i vote labour

>>66382592
and yet all the paki rapes and mayors and beheadings and problems happen below the border ;)

>>66382371
Still sheep shaggers mate. And I just use Cumbrics to mean folks from Cumbria.

>>66382319
>admit the faults
They have a conservative government. If folks are taught that the empire wasn't the shining beacon of civilisation that the Daily Express says it was that's half their voterbase gone.

>>66382147
I want Scotland to be independent. Then for a reunited Ireland, then for Welsh independence, then independent Cornwall, then Yorkshire, then Wessex, and maybe let London go do it's thing somewhere. Anyone not from one of those places is a cunt. Especially Lancastrians. Fuck Lancastrians.

>>66382794
How many times have you been stabbed/glassed m8 ?

>>66380911
soap

>>66379866
Mind the gap.

>>66382794
>and yet all the paki rapes and mayors and beheadings and problems happen below the border ;)
face it, you only avoided the pakiocalypse because you look shit next to us so we absorbed most them
gonna be funny when sturgeon pulls you out the union, tears down border controls and invites them in by the ton

>>66381731
British in Spain? You must be from Bristol.

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>>66382527
>dead animal
Are you one of those boiled Quorn mince enthusiast? Why would you do that to yourself?

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>>66383068
and as we've seen, there's no problems with them up here. we domesticated them long ago.

you allowed them to run riot and elected them into positions of power, which is why they dominate you.

>>66379866
>"Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown."

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>>66383237
>and as we've seen, there's no problems with them up here. we domesticated them long ago.

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>>66383155
Jesus no, that is some weird tasting fungal shit which I'm sure grows between fat people's toes.

If you want to be vegetarian at least eat normal things like beans or tofu.

I'm just saying that the vast majority of French savoury dishes concentrate on meat, unlike more refined cuisines such as turkish which focus on all food groups. And no my name is not Mehmet.

>>66383073
That is worryingly astute of you.

>>66379866
As-salamu alaykum Mr Mayor

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>>66383918
Haha, I remember some Brit commenting on this pic that he was sick of people posting it as a proof of degeneracy in the UK. The Spanish flag confused me but I noticed the area code 0117 in the background and that's how I found out it was Bristol. So I figure it is either a rare coincidence or must be the same person, lol.

.t Sherlock

>>66385623
No mate that's actually a coincidence lmao

>>66385703
hahaha, awesome.

>>66380911
deoderant

>>66383504
Mahmoud pls