We built this a thousand years ago

>>66371548
Those were Norsemen. Norwegians are a modern scandicucks.

>>66371548
>implying a Viking would identify himself with the construct that Norway is

>>66371548
Fell for the WE WUZ VIKINGZ meme poor lad

>>66371629
>implying a FRANK would identify himself with the construct that Germany is... over FRANCe

>>66371548
All the alpha Norsemen sailed to distant lands and never came back. The men that stayed are the pathetic beta cucks that rule Scandinavian nations today.

The real Norwegians were all killed off in the Black Plague and the country was resettled by Danish colonists.

>>66371548
>implying vikings would even be worth mentioning in the history of mankind

>>66371743
>making shit up

>>66371690
>implying I claim that people from hundreds of years ago would identify with any country

Also the frankish empire was stretched over the land of modern day France and Germany.

>>66371778
They make nice characters for videogames

We were forest gnome shamans thousand years ago and traveled the 7 dimensions.

Did Finns exist?

>>66371743
>The real Norwegians were all killed off in the Black Plague

Not all, only 70% or so

>>66371882
>We were forest gnome shamans thousand years ago and traveled the 7 dimensions.

That's pretty rad.
I always wanted to live in moominvalley too

>>66371921
did you mean PsYcHeDeLiC moomin valley?

>>66371713
This.
Icelandic, Faroese, Shetlandic and Greenlandic Norse > Scandicucks

all of you people had old version's of yourselves.

We sorta don't. We were still americans 241 years ago.

norgay is the invention of danes to spite swedes

>>66372010
No you weren't in the slightest. The founders saw themselves as Englishmen.

>>66372033
no, we are mediterraneans

Wow they don't teach you these things at school
#NorwayHistoryMonth

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>>66371548
Lol.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=zwrMStlmyGt4.kcwKKma8zU2U&hl=es

>>66371548
>We built this a thousand years ago
3-4000 years to be first
>Were norwegians based?
no

>>66372049
That guy's underage.

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>>66372132
How did Portugal and Spain go from being terrifying empires to the poor mans holiday destination?

>>66372132
yeah... been there done that

>>66372132
Iberian explorers were fucking sick, but that was also a different time period.

>>66372049
well you aren't wrong but i was more so pointing to the fact that we don't have 1000 year old names more than anything else.

>"""countries""" that aren't even 500 years old
Can't make this shit up

>>66372132
>tfw little viking kanus can't compete with sick portugese karacks.

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>>66372388
>countries that never had a colony

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>>66372132
>Durante siglos los historiadores ingleses se han encargado de exagerar sus logros como nación. Primero a través de la literatura y luego a través del cine y la televisión han conseguido que personas de todo el mundo den por ciertas grandes mentiras históricas que los favorecen. Un tema en el que se hace evidente la búsqueda inglesa de gloria a costa de reescribir la historia son los descubrimientos geográficos. La propaganda inglesa nos contó una y otra vez que Cook descubrió Australia, Nueva Zelanda, Hawaii y multitud de islas del pacífico sur, aunque todos estos territorios ya habían sido descubiertos por españoles y portugueses siglos antes de que los ingleses navegasen por esas aguas. Y no es de extrañar, porque para cuando Cook llegó al Pacífico, los navegantes españoles llevaban doscientos años haciendo la travesía entre Acapulco y Manila. Era tal el dominio español sobre el Pacífico que el investigador australiano Oskar Spate

>>66372326
Your history is our history pre-1776.

You guys never liked that idea tho

>>66372419
>what is Finland

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>>66371548
How cool and sexy were we back then?

>>66372471
A mongol settlement in Europe.

>>66372419
They had islands in the carribean lad.

>>66372466
it doesn't help that our history class's start with the fucking indians in 1400's with christopher columbus and then go from there to today.

I literally don't know a single historical thing of the english lands 1000 years ago. was never taught it.

>>66372419
Sweden had a short-lived colony around the mouth of the Delaware River in the 17th century, but it was soon sold to England.

>>66372419
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Sweden

>>66372549
I didn't imply that Sweden never had colonies.

>>66372589
>>66372648
LITTLE

>>66372581
I guess when you think about it, it doesn't really mean that much anymore learning the English history since you're a mix of people from almost every European country.

Mutts desu.

>>66372589 >>66372648
Read >>66372682

>>66372277
How did the same thing happen to the Netherlands?

>>66372581
To be fair, not a lot of English people do either. In basic school history education, the bits about the UK concern our roman period, the civil war, the empire and a couple of the interesting royals. The dark ages aren't mentioned, from what I remember anyway

>>66372697
SWEDISH

>>66372744
why? Like literally why? We have a lot to go over and i know you guys have a shit ton more of course but you have so much you could talk about. Thousands of years worth of history.

We usually go up to WW2 and after it but I once did go all the way up to 1960. (which is for some reason where the book stopped)

>>66372772
COLONY

>>66372744
Well we were never actually a powerful empire, just really rich. Which we still are :^)

remember when latvia tried to colonise africa and america lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couronian_colonization_of_the_Americas

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you were savages

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>>66372904
wrong pic

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>>66372904
FTFY

it's a good pic, but the graph is bullshit

>>66372904
norwegians back in the old days were not savages, we were the nice guys

>>66372950
yeah man because vikings laws are the bases of modern civilisation lol romans werent even important

>>66373008
Not in Crusader Kings, fucking shits stop plundering my cities.

>>66371548
>sailed the seven oceans
them snowniggers never left the Atlantic North though?

The Norse sailing achievements were pretty great. Getting all the way to Vinland and briefly settling there. But so were the Phoenicians and no one sees any new boat technology coming out of Lebanon lately.

WE

>>66373112
>Phonecians
where is the proof

>>66373102
>paraguayan education

>>66373245
>Phoenicians
it was ancient ayliums

>>66373351
well educate me on how Vikings established a trading route with Japan and China then

>>66372838
I was mainly talking about primary school really, which lasts until you're about 11. In secondary school it goes into more detail, but we study all sorts of different stuff from all over the world, mainly focusing on anglo stuff, or things that had involved Anglos like wars

>>66371905
>only 70%
>only