Getting a Polish girl is easier than opening this jar.

Break the glass

Getting a truk to apologize he was born a turk is even easier :DDdd

>>66365713
based polen
now get the fuck out of my country

>>66365713
You should be thankful that Turkey didn't invade your shithole.

>>66365682
actually just make a whole on the lid
the can is pressure-sealed, so just insert air

>>66365763
Eat my poo poo like ice cream, hahaha :DDD

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>>66365812
Thanks, but I don't like Slavic food very much.

>>66365871
Turks look like poo when they're on their knees on the ground apologizing for being turk :DDD

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>>66365957
That's why it happend only in Poland.

Slap the bottom hard and opens up easy

>>66366449
And that works with girls too.

>>66365667
> turksmell can't even open a jar of pickles
lmao good luck getting any woman at all with your twig arms

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>>66368843
its not that difficult in white countries

>>66365667
Then maybe I'll actually have a chance at getting a gf

>tfw no Polish gf

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>>66370485
Everything is better than a French woman.

>>66370530
That's not just the women.
I'm sure plenty of the men here would be willing to cuck their partner.

I love this country but it's inhabitants continuously disappoint me

>>66370648
I am 1/8th Greek

>>66370648
DELET

>>66370681
7/8 of your existence is shit

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>>66370797
you meme, but 8/8ths of my existence is shit

>>66370833
Indeed, mix 10g of sugar with 70g of shit and it's all shit again.

>>66370581

Do French people just marry for tax brakes or something?

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>>66365713
>>66365731
Why did all the poles in my year insist on calling me mohammed even though I was half white half flip?

>apologized to them for being born
>willingly let them spit on me and insult me
>always bowed my head and looked at the ground whenever they passed me

Does having an english father, being born here and not arriving here after 2004 count for nothing?

>>66369915
I don't understand what the fuck this picture means

>>66376922
it means Hans is fucking Kasia while Abdul is fucking Greta.

>>66377321
literally what the fuck is going on in Germany