You wake up in your Current Location in the year 1235 CE. Wat do?

Fall to the ground and die because it's 19 story high

join some pirates and attack Sicily and rape terrone qts

Be buried alive because my floor is underground level

>>66365382
indians and me will probably get along fine.

>>66365382

>1235 AD
ftfy

>>66365382
Go to Moscow, talk with knyaz, explain new tactics, weapons and armor.

>>66365382
>dravidian
delete this

Swampland and water. Start to worship Wodan and hang myself on a tree.

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We wuz romanz n shiet and go hunting with my gf

Fuck indigenous, give'em diseases and kill all their population.
I'd be a god.

Wake up in georgia
Make some gunpowder, gather men and declare myself as king. Try to make semiauto weapons. Pew...world conquest (but it applies in every scenario)

But i live on the ninth flor so i would probably fall to death.

>>66365382
Become a táltos, make new weapons, predict the Mongol invasion b4 Julianus, who will back me up, then help the king to defeat the Mongols.

Get nice qt waif, live comfy, die from some infection later on probably.

Get a qt probably

>>66365382
Become a slave and work for landowner, and hopefully be allowed to marry a cutie after a while. If not, i just take a long trek north to a 700m vertical drop.

>>66365548
Will he understand you though?

>>66365870
Az esm monakh Zhopolyubov iz Lesa Muromskogo ya prishel pokazat divo divnoe chto ni v skazke ne skazat ne perom opissat

>>66365870
how much did russian change over the centuries? Hungarian is pretty much the same, we can read funeral speeches from the time without much problem.

>>66366007
Well, I don't think I would understand how Ruthenians talked but I can get the idea of books written during empire times. It's changed a lot after bolsheviks happening, but still understandable for me. It's also changed a bit after the fall of iron curtain when we got quite a lot of foreign words which became normal for us today