RIP GREAT BRITAIN THREAD

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Just chuck a bunch of union jacks all over the products and the Japs would be all over it

>>66355323
Japs love British shit

>>>66355547
>inbred island people with bad teeth like each other

>>66355575
Kek
>>66355528
Enough to sustain an entire economy though? Also the Union Jack thing is dying, it was a weird byproduct of the London Olympics but people have short memories. Like how back in 2012, 2013 you used to see those keep calm and carry on posters on everything

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>>66355323
JUST

>>66355528
>>66355547
>>66355575
japs will get wet when they see union jack and uk's thing japs are the crazy britboos

>>66356060
>Like how back in 2012, 2013 you used to see those keep calm and carry on posters on everything
I still see that shit here, but then again, my city still has shit left over from the 2010 Olympics.

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>>66356134
>the 2010 Olympics
Eh?

>>66355323
Export Karens!

>>66356060
Why would it just be Japan alone?

Set up free trade with China, Japan, Australia, Canada the U.S and fuck the eu. Very small price to pay to be in charge of your own country.

And every time you visit Japan the union jack is plastered over all kinds of clothing and shit, no idea why they fucking love it so much.

>>66356206
only Japan is obsessed with British culture though. None of the rest care, except our bydlos.

>>66356206
>no idea why they fucking love it so much.

Historical context and It's one of those flags that looks good on stuff. Plenty of French and American flags about as well.

>>66356206
>I know nothing about European agricultural policy or international consumer markets

>>66355575
tpbp

>>66356290
This. Question for all Europeans, how often do you see "grown in the UK" on anything? Plus the only beer and cider we get over here is trite like John Smiths, Newcastle Brown Ale and Strongbow. They don't even export their food and drink to the free trade partners they have 30 miles away, how the fuck do they expect to compete with Japan, China and Australia unless they pay their farmers (who are already reliant on EU bursaries to make a living wage) even less?

>>66356255
wut. if you go to korea or china they'll have british flags all over the place too.

>>66355323
I assume this guy is talking about Kobe beef which isn't relevant to anything. As far as tea, why not. Everyone loves imported tea and beer, even if it's considered garbage in its home country.

>>66356630
lol no

>>66356577
>Strongbow
I was talking to my UK buddy about this and he seemed somewhat incredulous that we drank this cider. Apparently over there this is an alcoholics drink that is sold in plastic jugs.

>>66356659
Have you ever been to China? Almost all hip places will be adorned with the union jack, the Eiffel tower, etc. An eccentric collection of Western icons.

>>66356206
Its aesthetic af

>>66356290
commonwealth free trade deal could work

>>66356659
Your arrogant dismissal while being totally wrong is really pissing me off.

>>66355528
Well in all honesty, the union jack is very aesthetic. It's just that we're used to seeing it so it's not that special.

>>66356577
Infact Africa+ other places thy want to sell agriculture is gonna benefit from Brexit because now more goods can be exported to the UK.

>>66356577
You want something like bombardier, green goblin, spitfire, IPA, Sharp's doom-bar or london pale ale.
Thing is your country prefers wine.

>>66356686
It is literally like the 3rd worst brand of cider in the country. Even the shit sainsburys sells in plastic bottles with just "dry cider" on the side is better.
>>66356651
Britain doesn't even make it's own tea apart from a few tiny plantations in Kernow that never leave the county and doesn't taste nice enough to be used for anything but iced tea

>>66356718
Relying on 3 Anglo countries with a combined population less than France and a billion poo in loos half the world away was not a good gamble to take.

>>66356763
Mate don't tell anyone but I'm secretly British, just live over here. Green Goblin is decent but I prefer Old Rascal. To be honest all my fave beers and obviously ciders are south western - doombar, tribute, jail ale etc. No one else does it so well. Point is I know Britain has some amazing beers and ciders and Yorkshire tea is the world's best tea but fact is the best stuff doesn't get imported because it's smaller companies that don't have the economies of scale to be able to make money exporting to Japan. St Austell Brewery barely turns a profit and it's the south west's biggest brewers, completely dominates the market.

>replying to a bait thread
stop

>A leadsom makes off hand remark as an example of what we could be doing for the economy
>Some cuck tweets about it as being a serious post-brexit plan
>Clickbait newssites generate thousands of shares from some dude's tweet

Utterly shameful

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fuck britain
escpecially the english

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>>66355575

>>66356931
>the lass in charge of the agricultural economy knows literally nothing about the agricultural economy and wants to export the tea we import because this is a great plan
>this is not cause for concern

>>66356060
>Also the Union Jack thing is dying,

It's really not. I mean it's a cool flag and all but fucking every girl has one for a phone case or a purse or tshirt of it.

>>66356255
>None of the rest care

Not true, bot Canada and USA are teaboos, you guys are just secret about it

>>66357119
See if it lasts till next year. Also British exports are going to take a massive dip when the Chinese realise they can stick union jacks on shit and sell it for three times the price.

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>>66355323
>sell tea jam and biscuits to japan
and ARM also

Why are so many European countries so butthurt? Jesus Christ it's just embarrassing.

You don't hate Norway and Switzerland for not being in the EU, how is the UK any different?

>>66357278
Because we cucked their union and they know when we succeed it all comes crashing down at the undevelope European shitholes like Spain and Romania will lose everything

>>66357278
I hate the UK not being in the EU because I'm a British citizen who relies on the EU for work. Most European countries are the opposite of butthurt, the Germans get more influence in the EU now and the French, as always, find our inevitable implosion hilarious. Most Spaniards I've talked to about it are kind of euro-sceptic (and have every right to be) so are kind of waiting it out to see what happens, but think of it as foolish rather than brave. The Portuguese literally couldn't care less, most of them I've spoken to didn't even know it had happened

>>66357213
>dip when the Chinese realise they can stick union jacks on shit and sell it for three times the price.

They probably already do 2bh

>>66357367
>British and hates the UK
>Absolutely furious that he cant work in the EU
See ya

>>66356862
Ah, just thought you weren't looking, but now i think about it i never see much of the stuff in foreign supermarkets while i am on holiday yet we see stella, kronenberg, budweiser etc.Although in fairness many good german and czech beers are also underrepresented , recently been getting really into this munich one called spaden ,at the pub. Old rascal is alright, not a cider fan as i find it a bit sweet generally

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>>66357367
>Self hating cosmopolitan scum having his life ruined by my vote
Feel pretty good right about now.

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>>66357367
>Inevitable implosion

See ya

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>>66357367
So this is why they call you "Remoaners"

>>66357434
>cosmopolitan
I'm Cornish mate. Had to get out since cunts like yousen buying up all the property, closing down all the industry, sending all the nodders and turning it into the poorest place in Northern Europe.

>>66357411
Exactly. As it is I had a nightmare when I moved to Yorkshire and had to actually make an effort to find decent cider.

>>66357451
Talk to any Frenchman. They find it hilarious no word of a lie.

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>>66357503
I'm from Hull in East Yorkshire, we are poorer than Cornwall. Cornwall also voted leave, so did we. Shove it up your arse.

>>66357522
Hull isn't poorer than Cornwall but it is a worst place to live so kudos. Also cheers for nicking all our fishing wankers

>>66357585
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-35400872

We have the lowest wages in the UK.

>Also cheers for nicking all our fishing wankers
Fishing has been dead here for decades. Hull got fucked by the Cod Wars and then the EU/EEC's common fishing policy.

>>66355323
>""""""""""Great"""""""""" Britain
>""""""""""United"""""""""" Kingdom

>>66356862
>stuff doesn't get imported because it's smaller companies that don't have the economies of scale to be able to make money exporting
this is what people don't understand about our product either.

>>66357367

Top cuck tier

>>66357733

Cuckmany

>>66357733
> Holy

> Roman

> Empire

>>66357777
>Be British
>vote Brexit
>fall apart
Nice quads though.

>>66357795
>be Tasmanian
>get stabbed by abos

>>66355547
They love French shit more.

>UK
lmao

>UK government proposes issuing Britons with unique porn-viewing ID numbers
https://boingboing.net/2016/10/18/uk-government-proposes-issuing.html

>>66357839
>Sweden

>>66357278
they didnt join and change their mind halfway

you english shitstains dont know whats butthurt
i can be butthurt about ruskies, they actually did something, or ottomans
but the english are just disgusting dogs

Everyone hates England

WTF I love the rest of the world now

>>66356060
I-I have a tshirt of the union jack

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>>66357966
Hello Magyar Cigany.

>>66357966
>Hungry
shan't be reading this post

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>>66357955
At least I don't have to ask Theresa Mays permission to have a wank

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>>66358002
>>66358028
>Mediocre Britain

>>66358050
>Disunited States

>>66358032
Nope, just Jamal

>>66357735
But I've been to the states and your food is shit there too

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>>66358073
Canada also banning porn or why are you butthurt about it?

>>66357827
Quads confirm Cuckmany must not talk to his betters

>>66358092
It is highly likely you didn't know where to go. Not wanting to get in an argument about this though.

>>66357503
French here, I don't believe in UK implosion and am slightly jelly you got out. Reminder that we are a very Eurosceptic people as well. You seem quite OBSESSED.

>>66358151
Tbf I'm just memeing. I had some great meals in the states, the beer was shit but I'll accept that's our own lack of knowledge.

F
you were lying and backstabbing cunts, but you did some great things too, like the industrial revolution

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heheheheheheheheh

I never thought that I'll live to see the Union Jack being lowered forever due to the inevitable Scotxit and Northirelandxit. Feels good.

>>66355575
Its only a one sided friendship mate

>>66356686
Its called wrongbow for a reason

>>66358488
>Scotland

>not being a cuck again

>independence

Oh I am laffin

>>66357278
Thry tried to jew their way in, getting all the benefits while becoming extremely butthurt at any duties.

Now we just watch smugly as their economy goes to shit.

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>>66357795

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>>66357827
>Be HRE
>Is unable to form a stable state in it's almost 1000 year reign
They also almost got beaten by ottomans, Swedes, France and many others.

>>66355323
AND SPAIN YOU STUPID FAGGOT? spaniards migrate to britain in masse , and we are inside this shitty union.

FUCK OFF STUPID JUAN

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The world would be in a terrible place if the UK didn't exist. Prove me wrong.. Oh wait you cant

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>>66359157
No te preocupes José, significa que hay un país europeo que va a padecer un colapso antes de nosotros

>>66359260
>US wouldn't exist.
Proved.

>>66355547
They love Victorian England the most though.

A lot of anime and manga are inspired from the Victorian Era.

Also, lots and lots of Alice in Wonderland

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>>66356651
Some UK products only exist to be sold to Japan only with the highest sales in Japan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Old_Parr

>>66355323
Japan will make Britain Great Again.

>>66360203
That's a point actually, Japanese whiskey is really good.