If I ever see an American on the streets, I will immediately

like you can tell the difference, John

>>66343219
and then apologize

>>66343219
if you punch your enemies they win

try it, you moose worshipping fuck

No you won't, you will try to kiss ass by misusing American slang like you guys always do.
I saw one of you leafs the other day, I shunned her for being Canadian too.

She was being flirty and thought she could get me in bed, she said "you're cute, anon...wanna come watch the walking dead with me?".

I looked straight into her beady little Canadian eyes and said "A FUCKING LEAF" then walked away.

>inb4 things that didn't happen

Americans don't lie on the internet, it's just a leaf thing.

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you sure about that?

im pretty successful at guessing which posts are canadian before clicking on them

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Who needs shitposters when you have Canadians?

>>66343219
aha no, you'd bump into us and apoligize like the cucklord you are.

I wish I could.

>canada dry

dream on pussies

>>66343408
50 FUCKING STARS

>>66343219
sure. I haven't been punched in a while nor been in a fight, i could use the excersize.