/asean/-lewd all night edition

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Lewd is love
Lewd is life

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I am lewd all day and all night @~@

>>66326778
I was at my family's place in Bohol when the quake happened.
After the quake, people started flocking right outside our gate since we lived uphill.

>>66326772
sauce

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lewd in moderation please

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>>66327099
/a/

>>66327160
Lewd all the way. This is /asean/ at nite

You have my attention asean's.

>>66326861
you too weird american flag.

Sauce.

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>tfw match a 10/10 Tinder qt
>been making conversation with her since last week
Well this is a first.

>>66326941
>>66326772
fking sauuceee

>>66327269
talk about sex?

>>66327304
Just casual talk though.

>>66327269
>keep a huge social circle
>can't use tinder otherwise everyone will just see me as a manslut
Fuck, all these liftan and cardio but I can't even use it for easy pussy, if I want a quick fuck I need to go to some disco bar first so I can bag some sweet sweet college girl puci.

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>>66327209
not night for you

>>66327380
>having tinder
>not trying to hook-up

>>66327380
Have you tried flirting and talking about how cute she is?

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Am i helping?

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>>66327415
It will be in a few hours :3

Good fucking luck trying to get some sleep for those on Regions 1 and 2. Landfall will happen between midnight and 2 am Flip time for those on Signal #5.

Also, don't die.

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>>66327510
yes. Be careful not to go too NFSW or janny will delet tread

what the fuck is happening
my mom just called me and told me to be careful because there's a typhoon and shes out of town i find it weird because im used to typhoons now and we've never been a victim
is this really a serious typhoon?

>>66327586
Moms tend to be paranoid

>>66327468
She's a massive qt but I don't wanna sound too forward, so our talks seem pretty casual about uni, life, and bullshit.
This is my first actual conversation with the app so pls no bully.

>Attacking our own people to protect the foreign american imperialism. Very, very sad. Meanwhile, in Cebu, Americans are kissing our feet to let them stay at our island. How ironic.
KEK YOU ARE LITERALLY THE SEX SLAVE OF THIS COUNTRY

>>66327621
i dont watch tv and i have no clue whats going on everyone seems to be in a state of panic

>>66327622
booo.

I am actually afraid to use Tinder here. Because I live in a city filled of gays and sluts. Not good if I want long term relationship and turn my girlfriend into a yandere

>>66327565
my cousin is literally asking me to make a room because he knows that the whole island is gonna fucking flatten or possibly be the next venice

>>66327586
Signal number five bro

you gotta have to be careful since supposedly its strong than yolanda

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>>66327667
Ah mahal-chan

>>66327701
1. Crazy popo went GTA style on protesters
2. Signal no.5 typhoon
3. Zorro arrested

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>>66327392
i-is that really that easy for you, anon..?

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>>66327766
how was your day bb

>>66327763
>>66327774
>signal number 5
what the shit
i live in the metro though am i safe? anong lugar ba yung direktong maapektuhan?

>>66327718
>not wanting a yandere
you're missing out flip-bong

>>66327838
I want a yandere. I just don't think Tinder will get me one. But for fun, I am gonna fuck around with it

typhoon lmao

>>66327827
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvI5zjLWAAATFfr.jpg
shit senpai, where have u been

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>>66327806
sweaty
but that's why you take 3 showers

>>66327763
Actually, Signal #5 only happened because of Haiyan/Yolanda (230 kph sustained/315 kph max wind gusts). It was apparently so strong that calling it Signal #4 max didn't do it justice.

The frightening thing though is that it only took one fucking year since implementation of the new signals before they had to use the Big Five for a storm. Does this mean that we have to expect a Big Five once every three years?

>>66327932
i thoughts its cold in rice field?

>>66327876
idk about tinder cuz i haven't tried it yet. You can find lots of yanderes in State Universities

>>66327718
But she seems alright, I asked her how dudes in the app usually act as well and told me "Hey there, cutie" or meet-ups are an immediate unmatch so at least I'm doing something right still keeping in conversation with her for the past week.

>>66327915
whats that link

>>66327914
>tfw no natural disasters outside of flooding

>>66327940
Looks like it...damn if we aren't the strongest race then we probably be syrian tier immigration now

>>66327968
image of the path of the typhoon

>>66327940
>Does this mean that we have to expect a Big Five once every three years?
more like every year
this is why I smashed my neighbors head when I caught him shitting up the supposed area for the garbage in our neighborhood
people like him should be offered to mother earth as a compensation

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>>66327953
I had to leave the house all day

>>66327959
Yes but what about in da Bongistan?

>>66327966
Try talking lewd

>>66328019
thanks senpai im just..ive been so out of touch with reality

>>66327392
Reeeeeeeeeee

>>66327940
WE should really fucking clean our surroundings and for the love of what's mighty. We should left behind all the annoying people that want's to stay behind for their belongings.

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>>66328103
work?

>>66327991
There is heat have though, this year has the worst heat wave in 50 years up north due to El nino phenomenon.
Total of 2 people died from heat stroke and countless outdoor activities and sports event cancelled. Even Wataniah and Palapes keeps their training at night time to avoid heatstrokes.

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>>66328107
>lewd
pls no, she's quite religious.
Forgot to mention she's already added and followed me in social media so take that as you will.
/blog

>>66328168
this desu senpai and those who continue to fucking eat/hunt slaughter the animals that keep the balance in the philippine ecosystem should be fucking hanged also those fuckers who destroy the land and the trees

>>66327791
>get a car
>get your own place
>be taller than 99% of the population
>look like lee min ho but big guy
>find drunk girls on the dance floor
If looking like a korean isn't easy mode in this shit hole I don't fucking know what is.
Just lifting (as long as you're not 5'5, if you're shorter or as small as everyone then you're fucked.) will already make you better than probably everyone you know.

>>66328232
I just downloaded Tinder. WTF they use your fb profile

>>66328243
and the mining fucks that contributes only 1% of our tax should be hanged. Glad they are getting shut down brutally

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>>66328169
what do you think?

>>66328299
Yes. But just your Display pictures, first name, age and school.

>>66328187
>Total of 2 people died
We're so bad at this.

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>>66328305
>and the mining fucks that contributes only 1% of our tax should be hanged. Glad they are getting shut down brutally
tfw most of those illegal miners are chink companies
really makes you think huh

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>>66328316
i dont know. I'm pretty tired right now

>>66328405
>nothin personnel

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>>66328273
5'9" here but I'm a fucking stick.
Don't think I'll be moving out of my comfort zone drinking at comfy places with friends.
I just want a qt gril to talk to at night ;_;

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>>66328442
go to sleep,we can loaf tomorrow

>>66328415
DENR is shutting them down. I heard an environmentalist got shot and now they are even shutting down more because of it.

>>66328389
Fuck, my display picture is an animu

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It's my family doggo's 11th birthday, lads.

>>66328536
GOD BLESS

>>66328546
top kek. you can remove it and upload your own. Make sure it's your best pictures cuz virtually no one takes a look at the bio

>>66328488
Eat and lift, at 5'9 that's already one off the checklist, at 5'9 it will be very rare to see anyone noticeably taller.

>>66328546
You can upload your own pictures from your phone you want to be displayed, anon.
It's been updated.

It is amazing how phillipinos are as chatty in real life as they are on the internet

>>66328569
only a few years left on that dog

>>66328589
>>66328615
I did. Somehow I cannot open Tinder again once I close it.

>>66328588
funny thing is that duts back them up because the muhhh natives wanted it and they only destroy shit while not contributing anything

I guess those fucks have use after all

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>>66328569
>tfw thinking about all the homeless strays thats probably gonna get affected
fucking end me
also happy bday best girl comin through

>>66328634
Not everyone m8. i can communicate better through text than through voice

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>>66328589
I look at bios tbqh.
>works at Edi sa puso mo :">
>works at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
>coffee addict
>travelling
>food is life
>not your typical girl
>a bajillion emojis

>>66328634
They're bros in real life though.

>>66328634
just b urself.

a typical filipino have many girlfriends

>>66328569
she's fat

>>66328675
literally the only thing he does that makes me tolerate him if he stops doing that then thats just it for me

>>66328674
Fuggg....all sluts that I got matched with ;__;

>>66328716
I didn't get the Pinoy Player Chad genes
how fucked am I senpai

>>66328674
That happens. the coders for this app are retarded

>>66328596
How did you find your time lifting?
Uni's taking up all the time off my hands every week.

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>>66328715
>They're bros in real life though.
mahal kita

>>66327710
>fake tooth
eww

>>66328709
>works at edi sa puso mo
>sapiosexual
>edgy quote about being independent

instant NOPE

>>66328808
I find that quite annoying. So now I stop.

>>66328803
alone/10

pinays are easy to get bro

what the fuck are you doing?

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>>66328709
>studies at hogwarts school of wizardry
>mfw

>>66328791
u already got a match? fuggg

>>66328917
>what the fuck are you doing?
I'm neurotic and pessimistic. I was meant to die alone.
I give off the ''snob'' vibe I guess but I'm really not

>>66328917
i haven't had a gf b4. i can't seem to get one ;_; in what way are they easy?

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>>66328920
>works at Krusty Krab
wew
What are some instant swipe right 10/10 Tinder bios you guys see?

Show me some flip tinder qts please.

i envy indonesians and their one name facebook option

>>66328931
No, now that I read about how it works, it just shows you some potential girls and you either swipe left or right to match or reject.

None is to my liking, so I swiped left. I'll try it out when I return to Malaysia. Maybe there would be more girls I can get with

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>>66328723
She's a keeper.
Doggo on the right died last year though ;_;

>>66328976
even a pangag in my hometown gets a GF and you fucking can't? WTF?

you don't have a killer smile?

>>66328305
You have to look in deeper on whose getting shutdown

>>66329050
u need premium to change ur location anon. If you're android there's an app for that tho

>>66328705
>>66328715
>>66328716
I should do a minor is phillipino studies
its like studying a group of very interesting individuals

>>66329119
Is there a PC version?

>>66329177
i don't know about that. But there probably is

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>>66329083
Not him but.
>5'9"
>great friends
>huge social circle
>came from a rich chink family
>well known in social media
>still never had a gf
Despite people pushing me to get one, I still have no luck.
Not having a gf is the least of my problems but Goddamn it crosses my mind too often. Man, I should reconsider my standards or meet new people.

>>66329127
we have this KKK first culture which is Kapatid Kaibigan Kapamilya thing that makes us rather friendly but at the same makes us dumb and is one of the reasons of our tribalism shit

>>66329268
Huh...seems not. Guess I'll not be using

>>66328831
>Uni's taking up all the time
>all the time
Nope it doesn't you mong. Once you're out it will still be the same at work, you just need to actually throw away all your excuses and go to the gym.
>wake up at 7-8
>prepare, office by 9-10
>gym+sports from 4-6 (more if we're actually playing), workplace offers us our own gym inside the building, for sports we have a basketball court outside as well
>go back upstairs until I feel like going home
>play Overwatch or dotards2 if friends are on
>sleep whenever because my schedule is flexible and no one actually gives a shit what time I go in at work
>MBA classes every Saturday
Mix in the occasional drinking during weekends and you're all set you can now kill yourself because you will be repeating the same shit until you die. Really hoping this graduate degree will get me more slices out of life.

Such is wagecuck life, if you're in college just replace the 8 hours at work with fewer hours in school.

>>66329308
>came from a rich chink family
have you tried joking that your family is gonna be poor soon?

if they frown then that's mean they love you for money but if they laugh and insult you then they your friends

>>66329308
Yeah bud that sounds good and all but you forgot to mention
>fat
>ugly
All you'll ever get are those gold diggers on yahoo messenger waiting for some expat.

>>66329392
I keep my close friends in a small circle and they couldn't care less that I'm loaded or not.

>>66329425
>fat
>ugly
Wew laddy, those are some hot projections.

>>66329590
Well I mean you did mention pretty much everything else except being good looking and fit.

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>>66329355
>tfw uni 9-6
Wouldn't be too bad if the traffic doesn't take up over an hour plus all my drawings I gotta shit out for this course every night.

>tfw NEET and have a week constitution
>goes outside and body is full rashes due to allergy
>tfw family is poor
>tfw parents is old
>tfw no relatives
Should I just hang myself?

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>using tinder
You're selling away your dignity, huh?

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Anybody else fucked over this? Poor fucking lad was still standing then slowly bleeds out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00aUayZpPQs

>>66330068
*tips fedora

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>>66329709
Find a gym near your school or near your place, solves your problem. You just gotta do it man, it takes the first step to begin.

But hey what do I know, I'm still not over my qt 3.14 ex kgf from 4 years ago.
I couldn't protect these innocent smiles and genuine happiness. Guess I'm crying myself to sleep tonight lads.
Thanks for subscribing to my blog.

>>66330306
;_; i feel u anon

>>66329709
How much is a set of dumbbells there? That's really all you need. Don't even take an hour and can be done at home.

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>>66330306
Pls don't be sad, anon.
I really appreciate your advice.

Alright I will confess her tomorrow. Wish me luck family.

>>66329000
Sauce?

>>66330697
good luck

>>66329709
>tfw wake up at 8am
>inbetween I shit post here
>get ready for uni and leave at 10-11
>get home at 1pm
>shitpost here till 3pm
>go to library at 3pm to do coursework and readings
>leave around 7pm
>rest of the night is chillax mode
>sleep at 12pm, repeat
>on Fridays go out and drink and Thursdays to animu society
>also attend the monthly Filipino gathering
>also only small traffic during midday and my transportation on the bus is free everyday for as long as I want
>don't have to pay house tax
life is good

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Who /sembreak/ here?

>>66331652
What's sembreak?

t.mapooan

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>>66330697
ganbatte

>>66327573
>>66326861
Sauce

>http://globalnation.inquirer.net/147149/duterte-thumbs-down-joint-oil-exploration-with-china-now
>doubting based duts
>ever
Kek

>>66332729
I couldn't agree more

>>66332696
Good decision, if he holds that promise then it shouldn't happen because frankly, China is on -33 approval while US is +66.

>>66332729
It should be little imouto's duty to respect all of kuya's wishes

>kissing scene cutted
This is 1am Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>66333086
Caught you!

>>66333319
Imouto detected

>>66334234
Incest is not a crime

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>>66334523
>>66334234
incest is one of the truest form of love including yuri

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If you're on a long train ride home or when you're feeling homesick and cry a lot and get depressed that you want to seduko yourself like k8, then I recommend this playlist from Syd Matters. I have it on my spotify and had just been listening to it on the way back from the library

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwJqUbd1vzs&list=PLE8F42D9BCB951325

>Enrique and Pep hugging
>Suarez looks calm
>Barcelona fans spread a "Welcome to Catalan" banner with England flag
>a Japanese old man in VIP podium
What is happening

>>66335395
FIFA finally came out of the closet

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Why was there a Flipout outside the US Embassy again?

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>>66335126
I agree. That is why I actually fucked my sister

>>66337346
leftist tears because US special forces killed their banana leaf ass wiping commie cousins in the mountains

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>>66337424
you don't have an imouto, you ho

>>66337424
gross

>>66337620
I do. I just never tell you

>>66337721
Jelly

Alejano on suicide watch
malaya com ph/business-news/news/aguirre-no-reward-promised-anti-de-lima-convicts

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>new anime called Keijo
>bunch of girls using their ass to push each other into the swimmingpool
Will definitely watch even if costs me a couple of brain cells

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xzrHZRU2yY