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>>66319098
Stay out of Portugal.

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korean pop

HyperNormalisation is post-modern trite

do not bother watching it

>Carter
>Bush
>Clinton
>Bush
>Obama
>Clinton

All the Kennedys had safe seats too.

America is a great democracy lads where anybody can become president :)

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>on tinder
>5'10 minimum

>>66319121
Politics is dynastic in nature regardless of what system is used

>>66319073
would be fine if he had hair

>>66319121
Obama proves that is true.

>>66319120
m8 you used that word wrong

>>66319147
but his face looks like 23

>>66319156
>The exception to the rule proves that the rule isn't true

Regardless, that was meant to be Hillary's time and she was only stopped because of an exceptionally taleneted young black senator breaking the mould.

Literally no other reason.

>>66319156
>>66319121
you raise a question thats probably going to seem rather dumb, i don't care about british or any elections from most countries yet lots of countries care about our's.

Are we that big a deal who our leader is?

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Oh, these were the posts you were saving for the new thread...

Why do so many working class people use "disgustin'" as a catch-all negative description?

I hear it on the radio all the time. I could understand visceral and possibly physically revolting things like murder or pedophilia being described in this way, but working class folks seem to use it to describe everything from rape to traffic congestion. "It's disgustin' " seems to simply mean "I don't like it".

I don't interact with working class folks very often so I guess it might just be a radio phenomenon.

>>66319199
nearly lad

>>66319199
>>>/pol/93606574

FUCK

>>>/pol/93606574

>>>/pol/93606574

>>>/pol/93606574

>>66319187
Yes.

Your leader dictates a lot of what goes on in the world and largely leads Western foreign policy.

Plus everybody likes the absolute shit show of American politics.

It's just ridiculously over the top and enjoyable, almost like a TV drama, whereas ours is much less flashy when you have Ed Miliband leaving Doncaster to head to Bury to try and win a swing seat.

>>66319207
disgusting is no worse than when middle class people say everything bad is a "disgrace"

Okay poltards, I'll watch the fucking video, geez.

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>tfw too smart to watch Adam Curtis films

>>66319210
Did you get a day off when the king died?

>>66319259
>too smart
>too

I don't think so

>>66319259
good choice

it's like a bad Pynchon novel

>>66319263
Hope we get one off when the Queen dies

>>66319167
since when was looking youthful a bad thing

>>66319263
No, I only got let out an hour early :/

Oh well, unrelated 3 day weekend coming up.

>>66319283
what a paki thing to say

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>tfw too intelligent to read books

Why should I read something concocted by an inferior intellect?

>>66319276
>bad Pynchon novel
???

>>66319263
Will we get one when the Queen dies?

Really need to know this, my absence budget is stretched v. thin.

Could use a WHOLE week to mourn, I love the Queen v. much see.

What should I buy my brother for his birthday?

>>66319325
cornetto

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>>66319291
when it's matched with hair genetic like this

>>66319318
bad Pynchon novel

>>66319325
a vape pen

>>66319306
>Caring about the queen
Alri granddad

>>66319283
>>66319322
That feel when american's like the queen more than the british do.

>>66319339
hence
>would be fine if he had hair

>>66319303
Alri thailad

If I were to, say, come to Thailand and go absolutely mental, shag birds and batter nerds, sniff lines shag nines etc

Would it be likely that if I took it too far I'd have a vigilante mob after me?

alri lads

>>66319353
confirmed paki

>>66319361
and if my dad had balls he'd be my mum etc,

>>66319325
A joker hoody that says "why so serious..."

>>66319339
>>66319339
girls have told me they find him attractive oddly enough

who knows x

>>66319325
Lynx shower gel and deodorant gift set

>>66319313
not intelligent enough too get the gimmick right though are you
>>66319378
kek

>>66319322
I'll give you a day to off yourself.

>>66319372
>vigilante mob
..no, you'd be arrested if you got caught breaking the law.

>>66319393
Btw, what happened to pooey lynx lad? Haven't heard of him in a long time.

>>66319353
fuck off rasheed

>For at least 12 days — between her passing, the funeral and beyond — Britain will grind to a halt. It'll cost the British economy billions in lost earnings. The stock markets and banks will close for an indefinite period. And both the funeral and the subsequent coronation will become formal national holidays, each with an estimated economic hit to GDP of between £1.2 and £6 billion, to say nothing of organisational costs.

>First off, new currency will begin being printed and minted immediately. The portraits of Charles will already have been made in preparation. They won't seek to replace the entire stock of currency overnight, however — it will take several years to do so, much like how older notes and coins are gradually removed from circulation today.
Can't let her die lads.

Really irks me how strong of an affinity I feel to an old lady I've never met and goes against pretty much all my principles.

>>66319393
I could build a sky scraper out of the amount of those shitty cheap shower gel/deoderant sets I've gotten over the years

>>66319325
socks and hankies

>>66319374
CULOmbian

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>tfw to smart not to point out when people are using gimmicks wrong

>>66319409
split and ran

hahaha thailad some friends are going to Thailand for a #ladettesontour holiday

are they going to be disappointed now that the King has died?

>>66319442
shit and ran more like aha waheey

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hi

oh just fuck off

>>66319413
It's going to be really embarrassing when she dies if this happens desu.

Haven't been kissed with genuine affection since I parted with my high school sweetheart lads.

>>66319446
It's a question of 'when?'

A lot of entertainment is off right now, loads of tourists got pissy about the full moon party being cancelled. Entitled cunts.

>>66319470
havent been kissed in my 21 years on this planet

>>66319470
FOY

>>66319413
Now imagine

BREXIT + THE QUEEN DYING

that would probably be quite bad

will we leave the EU in our lifetimes?

>>66319480
bit embarrassing tbqh

>>66319413
will never get why humans like to pick a few random individuals and idolize them so much

Can you speak Thai, Thailad?

think when the queen dies they should just skip charles and go straight to will

>>66319479
next week

>>66319495
We will outlive the EU whether the UK leaves it or not.

getting my daily dose of bill burr

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>>66319452

>>66319512
>Pick

She was appointed by God you cheeky cunt

>>66319513
You only need to know enough to get directions to the clinic tbqh.

>bloke has something for sale for £120
>I offer £90
>sorry best I can do is £100
>ignore him and leave it a few days
>receive a message asking if my offer still stands

I'm top negotiator and top shagger lads

Reminder that Scottish independence is literally an anti Englsih movement and nothing more. Idiotic, fat, red faced inbred highlanders pandering to the SNP and their ridiculous Braveheart rhetoric. Every single Scottish person I met has at the very least a mild distaste of the English, although it's often more of a sincere dislike, and not one of them can give a single reason. A lot of them unironically support the goals of the IRA, purely because ''haha fuck the english right''.

I just don't get it. People here are indifferent to Scottish people. There is nowhere in England you would get mugged or beaten just for being Scottish. I wouldn't mind so much of a single one of them could give even one tangible reason why they hate us so much.

They are a bunch of whiny little bitches to be very honest. Good fucking luck to them when they get their indepenence and Sturgeon fills the country up with refugees and all the lefty remainers move there.

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ah yes

I can't wait for Corbyn to do some cringey anti-monarchy thing when the queen dies.

Honestly admire him because of how buttblasted he makes brits

>>66319512
post fucking machines

>>66319512
it's fine if they are really good at things
lizzy and co. are good at bringing in tourists

>>66319513
yeh
>>66319520
Yeah, they're in for a bit of dead atmosphere. At least compared to how things usually are. They can still have a decent time though.

>>66319519
I think that's expected

>>66319544
Also the locals are very helpful so if you just mime cutting your genitalia with finger scissors or cupping imaginary breasts they will know how to help you.

my maid is cleaning the bathroom so I can't take a shower

>>66319547
This.

Wish they'd fuck off now.

They basically are rewriting their history to think they're like Ireland, a poor wee country colonised by the British.

Reality is that empire was hugely driven by scottish interests and people.

Don't get me started on 'scots' language.

>>66319546
tell him it is now £85

hands off my medicare

>>66319592
fuck off rich southern twat

>>66319604
lol this

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>>66319604
do it

>>66319592
My mummy always cleans the bathroom while I'm asleep so I can go for poopoo or weewee as soon as I'm up :3

>>66319546
Its now £75 due to brexit

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>>66319611
>he doesn't have a maid

remember when mummy used to wake u you and you'd stumble into the kithcen where your school uniform was ironed and laid out for you and your mummy would have your cereal already out just needed to pour the milk while you sat there in your boxers listening to your local radio station

miss those days

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>>66319546
>mfw lord alan sugar posts on brit

>Mummy orders food delivery
>Leaves the house as it's due to come and expects ME to take delivery of it
REEEEEEEEEEEEE if the fucking SLUT thinks I'm putting it away she can THINK. AGAIN.

bumhole fart

>his family doesn't have legal rights to an entire village (besides the post office) in Northern France

literally poverty tier

are hunting and fishing popular in the UK?

don't give am onkeys about the queen

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*sits on your table*

*makes sure thong is showing*

Why did they do this

>>66319673
My mummy unironically brought me my breakfast in bed, usually toast and a big mug of tea. And I had a tv in my room so I could watch cartoons :3 pleb

>>66319711
Fishing is, hunting less so

>>66319707
Enough about your breath already

>>66319673
nope, but I remember being woken up by the telephone, my mum calling from work to make sure I get up in time for school. My uniform would be where I left it the night before, folded up. Breakfast was a piece of toast and a carton of umbongo.

>>66319730
absolutely working class runt tier lad

>my hairline is recovering
>still losing hair

I'm OK with this

>>66319695
poley calm your tits and be a good boy

lads post your full names

my name is matthew temple

>tfw you never went to school

>>66319711
we hunted animals to extinction mate

>>66319747
mine started receding when I was like 17

>>66319760
doxxed

>>66319744
>demonising the working class
fuck off millionaire

>>66319773
Mines just started at 23

How long until I have to start buzzing it?

>>66319760
mine is charles de gaulle

>>66319765
isn't that illegal?

>>66319777
that was my intention all along

Starting my 400mg DNP cycle today

Only have enough for 6 days

Going to restrict to 700 calories

ah, shit, forgot that I have laser on Saturday, this might not be safe

Guess I'll do 2/3 days now and the rest after the session

>>66319773
Bit younger for me, I think

I think I had high T because I developed facial hair when I was 11 or 12

>>66319760
Aiden Gillan.

>>66319760
lachlan chafe

>>66319760
John Venables

>>66319808
fuck off murderer

>>66319799
not if you can prove you're going to get the same standard of education or higher

>>66319791
Get some Finasteride or better yet Dutasteride

or even better, start HRT while taking Fin or Dut

>>66319799
We had an inspector come who just accepted any bullshit you fed to him

>>66319808
turbononce

lads will my willy ever stop being rock solid?

I'm 20 and still a virgin but whenever I get erect my willy is so fucking hard that it literally points towards the sky and I cant move it down to a straight angle like they do in porn and shit, I read that it gets easier as you get older and less blood seeps into your cock but scared to fuck a prozzy and have her laugh at me because I could only realistically have sex in missionary.

Any other lad have this?

>>66319830
No, I'm not that interested

I accept that as it stand balding is just part of life. Shit happens.

watching two towers

>>66319800
>Going to restrict to 700 calories

idiot

got called racist in greggs

>>66319849
sorry I am sure that is quite interesting but I wont be reading

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>imageboard
>31 (thirty one) posts without an image

>>66319807
is lachlan a purely australian name? don't think i've ever heard of a non-australian called that

>At this stage in the process I am not able to consider any additional information about your Misconduct case. The penalty is still being determined, and after that determination is communicated to you (by the middle of next week at the latest) you will have the opportunity to appeal. Should you then wish to appeal, you will be advised how to do this and the timescales involved.

>>66319861
Why? I want to lose weight/fat

>>66319887
wonder where it originated

ordered a roast beef sandwich at the diner near the uni and this old grandma came up to me and started talking to me about the KKK while saying she would japslap me for having slanted eyes.

i laughed it off and switched my order to an omelette with bacon and mushrooms.

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love laughing at fatties lads

like how do you even get that size?

cant fathom it haha

I remember I ate mcdonalds for lunch at least times a week back in secondary and never put on weight

fatties deserve all the hate they get

fucking fat fucks

>>66319896
>Why? I want to lose weight/fat

you need 1700 calories just to live you idiot.

>>66319910
fuck off murderer

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>>66319881
need redditors out

My mum brought breakfast to my room up until I went to uni lol

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>>66319896
do you even do lifting/cardio

>>66319760
corey perry

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any arrogant students dodging lectures here?

i'm gonna beat your arse

>>66319935
>cardio

Hello nu-male

>>66319946
>tfw cutting and doing cardio

>>66319887
I used my mates name lol
made up the last name though for bantz

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>BMR is higher than my TDEE

>>66319945
Just came back from my only lecture of the day, now I'm going to take a nap before some lunch and a bit of coursework

>>66319945
here

meet me at paki shop round the corner in 10 minutes if you want your head caved in

>>66319921
You sound like my mother

I need 1400 calories to maintain my weight due to HRT and now being very active

If there is a calorie deficit then my body will use fat for energy

>>66319935
I used to do squats, I'll pick that up again (stopped when I got on DNP)

>>66319968
no idea what either of these things mean mr reddit

>>66319946
hello fatty

>>66319945
i just got a lecture from my mum for drinking all her wine lol x

>>66319946
surely cardio is better for you?

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>I attend lectures

>>66319945
Ye. I just want to go home.

Slow down
Dilettante
So I can limp beside you

>>66319760
Cork Slag Anon

>>66320002
we want you to go home too, akinfenobi

>>66319726
What do you fish for?

Largemouth bass is the most popular freshwater game fish here

>>66319769
There's actually an over abundance of whitetail deer in this country because their natural predators were hunted to extinction haha

>>66320028
pike

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>>66319983
>>66319998

>>66320028
Salmon and trout mostly

>>66320006
YOU'RE LIKE A PARTY
I HEARD THROUGH THE WALL

my maid is cleaning my kitchen so i can't eat

i used to have an almost schizophrenic bjork stalker-tier obsession with st. vincent desu

seeing all the qt pictures of her posted lately is rekindling it

>>66320038
did you grab that straight from /pol/, lardarse?

>>66320038
>gives a broad set of defining terms for something made up

ah yes

fuck off

took a shit in shower in the dorm toilets lads

stupid normies wont shut the fuck up

hope one of those runts cleans my shit up

>>66320034
Would like to fish for those they're only up north though
Hear they put up quite the fight

>>66320047
Would also love to fish for salmon but have to go to Washington or Alaska

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Hello, I am here to play for Chelsea FC

>>66320090
Disgusting animal.

>>66320090
Alri Vito Spatafore jr

>>66320072
Check the filename he got it from reddit.

>>66320101
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>66319760
Matthew Ludford

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>people born in 1999 will be 18 next year

where did it all go wrong lads

fuck sake

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>>66320064
wouldn't be surprised if one of her fans ended up doing the same thing really
god knows some are that mental

I have it on good grounds that jews are systematically pinching my cat on it's nightly walks in an attempt to create disarray in my household

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Rate my tinder profile lads

>>66320144
wasn't there a thing recently in the news about how we've been measuring time wrong and it's actually like 1982 right now or something?

>>66320152
pol btfo

>>66320090
indian tier behaviour mate

made me chuckle though

>>66320144
wow whod have thought that time goes on, god damn

>>66320144
hahahhahaha ah yessss yess ahhhh yess I will be 30 in 8 years and will have achieved little

over grief or mediocrity choose grief

>>66320163
that sounds retarded

>>66320178
t. underage runt

>>66320148
yeah well i got over it mostly when i found out she was a lesbian and when she released that shitty self-titled album in 2014

>>66320187
i'm 30 in almost 6 years hahahaha JUST

>>66320187
>>66320197
Why are you still on a site for teenagers lol

>>66320187
Oh fuck off your life has barely begun you've got plenty of time to turn it around

Me on the other hand
It's all over for me
I turn 30 in less than 2 years

>>66319980
what's your definition of "active"?

>>66320090
i did it once when i had a REALLY bad case of mudbutt

peed that poo right down the drain

>>66320221
This website wasn't "meant for teenagers." You're cancer. Come sit on daddy's knee and I'll tell you a story.

Once upon a time there was a website which attracted genuine subversives: anarchists, paedophiles, black hat hackers, activists, and all manner of sociopaths and shit-disturbers. These people turned into Anonymous and made some very serious men in dark suits and Gargoyle shades very angry. These very serious men made it known to m00t that he could either nerf his subversive website into the text equivalent of Habbo Hotel or he could get all his servers seized by the NSA and spend some quality time in Gitmo. And because m00tiekins had the spine of a jellyfish, he kicked out the subversives and opened the door to you brainless little teenyboppers to keep the ad revenue rolling in.

So we're not trespassing on your website, you sunken-headed twerp, YOU are squatting on OURS.

Just took 400mg of DNP

If the blog stops updating, now you know why

>>66320228
Doing something other than sitting on my laptop and shitposting all day

i'm 39 and my life has been a wild ride, i've been all over the world teaching english, i've been skydiving, i even wrote a book, now i'm a neet living with my mum (working on another book though)

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>>66320163
wow all my CDs are brand new
the berlin wall is back up
maggie is in power
>>66320191
can't say I dislike/am even neutral about any of her work but I did feel /somewhat/ disappointed with the self-titled
but then it grew on me

why are my arms shaking for no reason?

>>66320221
lotta folks here are pretty old tbhlad

>>66320239
Where's your v for vendetta mask you virgin

>>66320257
is there vomit on your sweat already?

>>66320269
I'm naked right now

>>66320223
Heh, I'm actually 40 kid. I bet you felt big, well guess what? you're not !!

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>>66320266
Right here you whiskey-soaked reprobate

Fight me

>>66320279
Has your mum recently prepared spaghetti?

>>66320256
actor was her best album

laughing with a mouth of blood was her best song, followed closely by the party

Would kill myself before becoming a 30 year old who posts here

>>66320254
what are your books about

need to do a poo

>>66320283
Id take your head clean off

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>>66320283

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╰(‿)つ──*:・ﾟ it's thailad

>>66320287
no I do my own cooking

>>66320289
my normie brother with a good job, wife and two kids posts on /pol/ and /tv/

>>66320243
meant what are you doing to be active you mong

>>66320298
my first one was contemporary fantasy with wizards and shit, current one is sci-fi

dont want to give away too much doxxable info

I gave the courier the wrong parcel to collect

What am I like?

>>66320283
>still has the tag at the top
fucking brilliant
>>66320288
nice taste though I prefer marry me
might not be the last track but the party works so well as a thematic closer of sorts

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>>66320336

>>66320359
a pure mong

(ง •̀_•́)ง
>>66320372

>>66320333
Come over here to Toledo Ohio and say that to my face

I'll have my boot up your arse before you can even manage to finish your sentence

GOT THAT PANDEMIC

>>66320365
wasn't much of a fan of marry me desu, the only track i really liked was your lips are red

(・□・;)
>>66320388

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>>66320374
Fucking DPD too.

>>66320354
doxxed

>>66320352
I'm not doing anything to be active except maybe walking half a kilometre to ASDA a couple of times a week

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Got an appointment on Friday at half ten lads

there was a kid in my year in school whose surname was Waghorn and until the last year of school I thought his name was Wankhorn haha

>>66320412
well tell all your friends about my books then, i need the money for my alcoholism

(༼ຈل͜ຈ༽)
>>66320408
i'm not sure if the janny will like these silly faces

Doing a poo

banana bread

>>66320451
they fucking hate them

RIP le lenny face

if i preorder fm17 now will i still get the beta

>>66320390
>Ohio

LLF

>Dear Anon
>Thank you for your interest in joining the team at Asda. On this occasion, however, we’re sorry to tell you we won’t be taking your application any further.
>We appreciate you took the time to send us your details, and we’re sure your determination will pay off very soon. In the meantime, we wish you the very best for the future.
>Yours sincerely,
>Asda Recruitment Team

ah yes

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>>66320440
for?

>>66320456
amazing post

(⌐▨_▨)
>>66320451
row row fight the powah

>>66320448
published or self published?

do you read much? take writing classes etc?

>>66320482
shit eyesight

might get some glasses haha! probably just some contacts though desu

>>66320465
batty boi

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>>66320406
it didn't click with me when i first heard it
gave it a long while, then listened to it high and it was incredible lol
actor is one of my october/halloween albums though

do hope she's going to shake up her sound more for lp5 (which i think she said she might)

>>66320414
so then why did you say you're more active now

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>strange mercy isn't St Vincent's best album

>>66320477
the fact you need determination to get a job at fucking ASDA is a grim prospect on the UK job market desu

dw lad chin up

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Lad I'm turning 27 soon and have barely had a job all my life.

What are you even supposed to do with life?

>>66320490
self-published, i might have a publisher interested in my second one though

and no not really i mostly just do a line of speed and get cracking

>>66320512
Enjoy getting btfo by Michigan

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haha look at this pillock

>>66320477
Which runt wheel will you try to hop on next?

>>66320531
join the french foreign legion

unironically considering it if all plans go into the shitter

>>66320521
Didn't see that, typo

>>66320547
>>66320528
what the fuck do I do if I can't even get a fucking job at asda?

McDonalds?

I was right about my father asking me for a favour soon, it happened the very first interaction we had today. The worthless paki can’t speak English so he wanted me to “help” him fill out some insurance claim forms. He said we don’t need to do it right now, we’ll do it at night when he’s back from work or wherever it that he fucks off, he thinks that by delaying a demand by 12 hours that he is being nice. He doesn’t know what nice is, he just speaks softly in order to get what he wants and he shows his true colours when he’s told to fuck off and that’s precisely what I did, I don’t mind filling out his forms too much, what I mind is spending time with him, every word out of his mouth is disgusting. I hate that he’s been in this country for 20+ years and can’t speak English, I hate that there are many other people in this country just like him and I hate that they keep coming and are allowed in.

>>66320559
ah right you meant not
mong
good to know you'll look like a methhead soon as you can't even lose weight the proper way

>>66320573
Have you considered joining the military?

If you don't want to go that route look into a job on a fishing boat or becoming an apprentice tradesmen because barring that it seems WacArnold's if your only option left

>>66320598
Complete bastard

>>66320573
Asda is pretty good they pay living wage

not at the bottom of the barrel yet lad

trying to watch kitchen nightmares but the constant guitar riffs are getting on my tits

>>66320552
You have to learn French, pay is shit and you'll end up being sent somewhere shitty like Mali

its nearly time for a new thread again

it shall be an anime edition again

get fucked runts

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>>66320526
3rd best in her catalogue is still awesome

>>66320626
>he doesn't already speak the language of the elite

>>66320659
we all do mate, it's called english

>>66320526
Hey where did you get this

>>66320477
>too stupid to work in asda
this is the kind of mongoloid you share /brit/ with

>>66320552
>become an infantry warfighter
>at the age of 27

War is young man's game

>>66320670
Not much I can do about long term unemployment really.

>>66320698
dw lad most of it is filtered bullshit, they've probably already got a good amount of cvs and just auto reject

>>66320698
you just need to find an "in" mate

make friends with someone who works in a local shop so that when a vacancy comes up you'll have someone on the inside

they don't actually care about your experience because they're not skilled jobs

>>66320698
Go down to the local paki shop and ask if you can sweep up for a few quid

might post the entire transcript of ribena's blog to his dad

wonder what the next entry would look like

>>66320598
>He doesn’t know what nice is, he just speaks softly in order to get what he wants

Seems like a good lad

>>66320745
durka durka muhammad jihad

>>66320698
if you weren't such a thick and unmotivated wasteman you wouldn't be unemployed lad. your fault. enjoy your life of being dole scum.

>>66320189
i'm 19

>>66320763
high-brow

>>66320626
yeah i know desu

seems very adventurous and i like te idea of starting equal

>>66320745
You gonna translate it to paki language?

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>>66320766
fuck off to work wagie

enjoy paying for my life

>>66320745
Does he dad even speak English let alone have the ability to read it?

>>66320772
Catering to my Brexit audience

>>66320766
>thick and unmotivated wasteman
I'm not stupid.

and I'm only unmotivated because I've been rejected from lots of jobs over many years and they never tell me what I'm doing wrong even when I try to ask

fuck off

>>66320812
enjoy your council estate and special brew, dole scum

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>>66320839
cant hear your wagie wagie

come say that to my face

oh wait you cant, your on the clock

Will Poleaboo ever face reality?

Might have a bottle of beer

>>66320838
you're literally not intelligent enough for asda lad, of course you're stupid.

1 win from rank 5

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>>66320876

had an ordeal with a massive cunt woman cashier earlier lads

>>66320869
Intelligence wasn't tested on the job application.
Stop trying to be an unhelpful agitator.

Dreamt about /brit/ last night haha wahey

>>66320880
early you useless cunt

>>66320604
Piss off recruiter.

>>66320598

Déjà vu

mincers

Alri feggits

Eat shit and die, lads.