critically important video edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4
good edition
So, anybody else from /a/ here?
>>66314962
Piss off
give me the non meme redpill on northumberland
>>66314821
trump WILL become president
it's destiny
>>66314962
alri
>>66314958
Why do they always make Hillary so THICC in political cartoons?
>>66314984
delete this
>>66314984
the pervuianus is here
dumb leaf frogposter.............
66315003
post el peruANO pasta
>>66314998
She does look quite fuckable there doesn't she?
On a related note I'm looking for chubby pornstars
*BLAM*
heh, another runt bites the dust
Hmm can't say I'm a fan of the Irish my lads
Alright who's getting xenoverse 2 here?
Ah yes now to spend the entire day applying for jobs
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm the ONLY English lad in this thread
AMA
>>66315029
cracking post, up the uvf
>>66315045
Impressive
Let's see Paul Allen's card
cookin a pie lads
red dead redemption 2 announced for next year :D
>>66315045
Sorry but I am English.
>when you wake up early and remember /brit/ is largely made up of JFs at this hour
fuck sakes
>The ideal Festive Colleagues will be:
>Fanatical about Service
>Enjoys serving customers
>Love to Work as part of a team that go the extra mile
>Is helpful & friendly
>Beaming with Festive Smiles.
I want to kill myself
>>66315082
What did he mean by this?
pirates are getting pirate'd
Name a more influential duo
I'll wait
>When Australians think meat pies are their thing
like um try again sweetie x
>>66315064
>jfs
umm sweetie
Good morning /brit/
Picked up fresher's flu from a postgrad friend, feeling like shit.
>>66315082
fuck me, where do you work? Asda?
>>66315112
i'm just recovering from a bad dose of flu myself, day 9. Going back to work tbqh
>>66315082
Shan't be returning to retail
the art of the alt-right
>>66315113
this is a job application for temp work at tesco
>>66315133
hope not
ben garrison is a moron who takes money from edgy right wing teenagers
If tap water having fluoride is a big government conspiracy, what are the people in the government drinking?
>>66315174
soylent
>>66315082
this
MORNIN' GEORGE
>>66315174
blood and whisk[e]y
>>66315174
rich people drink bottled water
>>66315140
no idea how someone can be this delusional in this day and age
>Please provide a list at least 5 additional skills you have that will help our recruiters - and help you stand out from the crowd.
I want to kill myself.
>>66315183
el canadiANO sin leaf ajajajajajajajajajaja
>>66315198
See: Trump supporters
>>66315209
...and back it up with evidence
>>66315209
What particular brand of runt wheel are you applying to?
>>66315054
>>66315209
Is all this just for a shit tier retail job? I didn't realise how bad it is over there.
>>66315188
Morning mate, looking good. Would love it if you'd come over for dinner tonight, a Ramadan feast with my family.
>>66315198
delusional to think people are being commodified?
>>66315251
Ramadan was back in June you melt
>>66315236
>>66315226
yep
>>66315230
"Tesco" a supermarket over here.
Of course when worse comes to worse I can always apply for a job at mcdonalds, which is a several stage interview with a group interview as well for some reason.
Tempted to just murder pakipoo and go to prison so that I don't have to deal with this shit.
>>66315260
It was a necessary prop for my gimmick.
Run along you pard runt.
>>66315263
>several stage interview with a group interview
>for McDonalds
40% of my daily fibre straight down the gullet
>>66315258
yep
>>66315276
a fucking LEAF
>>66315263
Remember that news article where Curry's (electronics shop) made interviewees do a freestyle dance in a group interview to show their enthusiasm. There was a guy in his mid-40s applying.
Better get practicing lad.
I'd look the person in the eye and tell them to fuck off then walk out tbqh.
>>66315276
shows aussies really do have a well balanced diet
>he can't modify his gimmicks on the fly to fit any scenario that arises
runt brain
Stop sexually assaulting men in kilts
>>66315263
lmao, all I had to do to get a part time job was ask and give them a hastily written cv, why do they put you so much shit?
shillary's campaign is literally falling apart
>>66315329
*why do they put you through so much shit?
>>66315337
Hahaha he's back at it lads
He just won't stop the madman
>>66315337
yet she'll still win by a landslide you delusional drumpfkin
>>66315337
>Ed Rollins, the chair of the pro-Donald Trump Great America PAC, said Tuesday it will take a miracle for the Republican nominee to win the election.
hhahahaha BTFO
>>66315351
Weed out the the absolute lowest of the low.
>>66314962
ya
>>66315087
Tell that fat sweaty beast to take his disgusting greasy hands off my precious Reviewbrah
>>66315373
>>66315358
>>66315357
i know for a fact that trump will win
eating 2 days out of date posh M+S sandwiches
they taste alright to me though
haha
>>66315329
>>66315351
Bloated HR departments make things harder to justify their paycheques
>>66315387
wew lad
>>66315387
Never give up on your dreams lad
Trotskyists are supporting Drumpf now
73% of my daily protein straight down the gullet
>>66315390
runt life
>>66315427
>M+S sandwiches
>runt life
'no'
Alright lads
0.00000001% of my daily (You)s right down the gullet
>>66315413
it's not a dream. it's a fact. i'm old enough to know better and i've never been wrong
trump will win by at least 6% and there is no amount of voter fraud that will stop it
tw
al
<his town is less than 98% white
Okay this is just patronising now.
>>66315437
>eating supermarket sandwiches ever
>eating supermarket sandwiches for breakfast
>eating out of date supermarket sandwiches for breakfast
very much runt life my friend.
p.s. they all come from the same factories.
Why do Western leaders seem intent on replacing their populations with brown people?
4.3% of my daily wanks straight down the gullet
;)
>>66315458
now it's a ghost town
whoever wins the presidency....trotskyists are going to jerk off
>>66315460
deluded bastard
>>66315463
The will of their (((overlords)))
>>66315447
Yes lad
https://youtu.be/KCy7lLQwToI
>>66315463
They fell for the multiculturalism meme.
>>66315463
that's just the democrats because they can't win elections based on policy or merit so they import millions of immigrants and give them free shit so they keep voting for them
>>66314935
>>66315459
job application?
What's the problem? Use Glassdoor to find salary range for similar roles and go towards the higher side of that.
>>66315486
you keep saying lad like you're a brit. you also seem to think CNN has supreme control over the country
fuck off retard. you're even stupider than the mexican
>>66315471
I thought they wouldn't like that Trumps is friends with Putin?
>>66315497
No problem, it just strikes me as patronising that they'd dare to ask a retail grunt what they think they're worth.
>>66315463
Because they are cheaper and at the end of the day they live in hated communities so they don't care if the average pleb has to suffer for it.
>>66315542
*gated
>>66315463
>replace
so they throw one whit person away each time they let a brown person in?
>>66315493
Ah yes, because Trump really does have some well developed and credible policies.
And the low-taxes, prickly social conservatism of traditional republicans wasn't getting at all tired either!
66315534
Obama said that he would have good relations with russia, and now you can see how the monkey is trying to invade russia
>>66315557
With white birth rates the way they are and brown birth rates the way they are, essentially yes
morning
>Obama is trying to invade Russia
hmmm interesting perspective my friend.
>>66315527
Yes lad
I also like football (or sawka)
And crumpets
And Dr Who
And The Who
And Led Zeppelin
And Sherlock
And James Bond
And Idris Elba
And the Queen
And lil King Georgie
Ya know, cuz it's a general about British culture and all ;)
>pic is you
>>66315527
Not him but it's not just CNN
Literally flick through your local radio and try to find a station that isn't grilling trump
Look at what the average normie is sharing via mainstream social media.
Cold out
Irish weather
Ah yes now it wants a personal statement and for me to discuss my hobbies and interests
Time to copy and paste...
66315598
first he is trying to fuck up the neighbors first, he succeded in ukraine, now the next targets are belarus, armenia and kazakhstan
>High quality
>Halal
hmm yes.
>>66315564
trump outlined his plan to stop corruption within our government literally yesterday you inbred tardigrade
all of his policies are laid out in detail on his website, but i'm sure you've never bothered doing any amount of research
what board can i get a good background off of?
>>66315629
fucking bleak
Oooh here's a CEX job advert
kill me.
Londoners.
You want to help Assange?
>>66315629
£8.20 and hour in Oldham.
Fuck, you'd basically be King in da Norff
>>66315629
Can I live in Oldham on £8.20/hr?
>>66315655
join the military la, working these would make me want to neck myself.
in sometimes i really believe that assange is a fraud, if he was legitimate, he'd get shut it down fast
>>66315657
>in mass
the state of this lad
>>66315657
Good lad 2bh
Thought Russia would have taken him by now tho
>number of asians in my district has quadrupled in 15 years
>>66315692
We only get lone Asians here
What are they like en masse?
since when do people mean east asian when they say asian? we use to just call them chinese and middle eastern people would be asians
>>66315663
£8.20 full time? yeah that's vaguely liveable.
and if you shared a flat/house it's definitely liveable
>>66315668
I wouldn't pass entry requirements.
>>66314935
Hey lads, your weeb senpai living in Japan on the video would teach you how to integrate with other culture. It definitely worth watching if you were capable of Japanese listening skill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfi6C7o0KUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BroIZUsmmgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyaoWVcPF-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psur09rJHDA
>>66315657
>"just come on down and make yourself an accessory to serious criminal offenses!"
desperate MI6 shill
>>66315631
Are you seriously claiming his policies on government spending come anywhere near to adding up? Cut income tax and corporation tax massively, spend tens of billions of dollars on a border wall, spend double what Hilary is planning on infrastructure, not cut social security, whilst also closing the budget deficit? It's a complete farce mate.
And since when is corruption the most pressing issue facing the US? I bet it's as bad as the voter fraud that's gonna cause Donald to lose this 'rigged' election.
Mindless fucking Yanks are really staring to piss me off.
anglos BTFO
>>66315731
Because Chinese is a nationality so it's redundant.
Its like calling all Europeans Germans
>>66315732
why? all it takes it a few months of cardio and push ups/crunches.
>>66315731
don't think this was ever the case desu
>>66315657
Shan't be taking orders from a Yank
>>66315730
They're ruining the property market for the rest of us, but for the most part they're really not that bad.
Main problem is there's too many of them.
>>66315756
do you know what redundant means? because you're using it wrong
can someone who's not a mong explain
>>66315738
you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
>>66315737
it's not criminal in any way you spastic.
>>66315767
how do you feel about kiwis?
>>>/pol/93577582
>>66315757
Medical stuff, not fitness stuff
>>66315776
Cracking counter-argument lad.
Fucking Trump-tards man, I'd almost be able to forgive them if they weren't so convinced that they know something everyone else doesn't
>>66315731
it's just the way it is lad
>>66315731
>>66315731
I've always meant chinkyomorph when I say asian
Would describe the others as what they are, arabs, indians, persians
you must be from the midlands
>>66315731
asian always meant paki round my way, chinese covered anyone oriental. like asian dub foundation and bbc asian network, they're not talking about chinks desu
>Brits unironically refer to rasheeds as """"""""""asian""""""""""
At an Irish pub thinking of these fucking micks lads
>>66315846
>you must be from the midlands
essex actually
>>66315846
>Would describe the others as what they are, arabs, indians, persians
how do you tell?
>>66315847
same here 2bh
Morning :(
eggs & ham on toast for brekko tbqh
scrambled or fried doe?
>>66315815
just dont reply to the trump posting yank gay cunts lad
ignore them in their entirety
>>66315865
i know, it's so bloody stupid.
>Irish pubs
avoid like the plague
it's a mystery how these gimmick-tier boozers have established themselves all around the world.
>>66315878
shall be having a bit of egg myself I reckon
scrambled probably haha
>>66315871
>how do you tell?
they look different
pie's out the oven lads
>>66315899
I come here lad because it's in some basement under meme city so I can just drink and relax haha x
>>66315815
rarely do i see someone who is so ignorant and yet arrogant at the same time
if you truly think trump has no chance then you have not been paying attention to this election. that's fact
>>66315882
I'm kind of curious to see if there's any thought or substance behind Trumpism that I'm missing. Yet to find anything 2bh, at the minute it just seems to boil downs 'Waaaaahhh! Non-White people live in my country'
really dislike reddit
like really
fuck them
i want to rub young queen elizabeth's giant boobs
ignore the fat imbecile lads
he's just upset that unlike the UK he's taking the kuck option
>>66315935
desu ur average brit will know nothing about trump besides what they are told
over here in media he is little more than flavour of the month republican crazy wackjob
>non-white people live in my country
really don't like this
usually have indefinite loan time on library books from my uni but some cunt just requested one of mine
think I'm going to request it as soon as I've returned it
they said the same when whites invaded, no you are going to suffer karma
Yea I wouldn't be a fan of living in Nz either
New Zealand is Australia's lesser sibling
>>66315999
NZ is literally the Ireland of Australia
Full of drunken subhumans
>>66315935
I don't think he has 'no chance'. Even though he is quite far behind in most polls we do all known that polls can get it quite wrong.
What I was saying though is that his policy positions are a complete farce and he continually pushes mistruths and lies, which is something you've not talked about, and probably don't even care about.
You're proving my point, all rage and no substance
>>66316016
Imagine letting the natives live ha ha
>>66315950
Yeah I can't stand the normie
I guess it's good for some things but I mainly get entertainment from a fun community which I feel Reddit lacks.
I rarely get angry, if ever, get angry with 4chan, but when I used Reddit for a bit it made me fucking pissed if I said something and nobody argued or replied, just downvoted.
can't stand foreign accents
yank accent is ghastly, continental europe is pretty bad too. aussies, kiwis, south africans, scots, and irish just sound off putting and the rest of the world is even worse.
Southern English and Welsh are the only acceptable ones 2bh
>>66315961
trump won this election months ago. he only needed +1-2% of Romney turnout and millions of voters have already switched from Dem to Rep.
>>66316017
delusional paki
Why do some job ads bang on about how well the business is doing?
I've been ironically watching anime the past 23 years haha it's just been a big gimmick
>>66316042
The Welsh are remarkable 2bqh
66316016
66315999
66315981
66315975
now who let the brown fellas in?
>>66316048
less likely you'll be sacked so you'll want to sign up
>>66316027
just hate the fucking holier than thou vibe all the little faggots try and perpetuate
who the FUCK do they think they are, smug little twats
>>66316017
never underestimate american stupidity lad. an orangutan would get 45% of the vote out there as long as it was the chosen candidate for one of the two parties.
>>66316042
This
>>66316045
>delusional paki
Ah so it is just rage and racism? Thought as much
>millions of dems are switching to the republicans
And millions of educated and female Republicans are holding their noses and voting for Clinton, fucking Clinton of all people!!
I suppose that polls showing Clinton firmly ahead are just media-establishment lies
>>66316086
>I suppose that polls showing Clinton firmly ahead are just media-establishment lies
yes....
you're so stupid it's frustrating
Doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHs2coAzLJ8
Going to Vegas end of October lads wahey. Pulling a sickie from work so keep it on the down low
>>66316111
Hmmm... seems we're at an impasse.
>>66316086
Runt
66316114
(((((((trotskyists)))) liked that fillm hahaha, it showed how you can be a great nationalist and kill untermenchen in russia
British culture 2bqh lads
The gfs
>>66316139
>says the Irishman hanging out on /brit/
>>66316139
>>66316135
>>66316122
>>66316114
>>66316111
>>66316086
>>66316076
>>66316073
>>66316067
>>66316058
>>66316056
>>66316055
>>66316052
>>66316048
>>66316045
>>66316042
>>66316027
>>66316026
>>66316017
>>66316016
>>66315999
>>66315981
>>66315975
>>66315968
>>66315967
>>66315961
>>66315954
>>66315951
>>66315950
>>66315944
>>66315935
>>66315930
>>66315919
Spoke to a girl today lads
Our Irish countrymen are back lads
>>66316157
Smiled at a girl today tbqh
Oh YES
Yank politics
That's everyone's favourite
wish a girl would let me like her fanny
didn't see any girls today
>>66316157
Good lad
*stares at you*
Recent Google searches: how to make eye contact with women; kpop; UK proxies; anime action figures
Got a job interview at 9.15 and I just remembered I was supposed to print out my application and take it in with me.
I've no printer and the nearest printing place opens at 10.
WAHEY
ngl oasis have some absolute belters
>Please register to view the application
*registers*
>Job is no longer being advertised
ah yes
need to turn my life around but i'm just so tired and cant muster any will at all
Thinking about getting a tattoo lads
I'm poor though
>>66316313
double runt
>>66316313
Oi you fucking mick
>>66316318
Shit meme
>lefties constantly want end to government corruption
>trump wants to stop the corruption
>omg I hate drumpf I'm voting Hillary
good pie thanks lads
>>66316267
You not got a mate or a family member you can ring up desperately?
>>66316339
what do you even say to them? they immediately deny and dismiss any evidence you give them. they are voting against their own interests
Doing a stuck in traffic ah yes freedom
>>66316339
But trumps in with (((them))) lad, there are no good sides to choose.
>>66316362
Hope you liked it la
What was in it xx
>>66316339
the only silver lining to this election is that there's no way in hell either candidate will be reelected
>>66316364
>You not got a mate
Where do you think we are buddy.
Just going to throw it on my phone as a pdf and hand it to them.
>>66316365
>"A vote for Trump is a vote for evidence based policy"
>>66316383
during 4 years of hillary we can expect amnesty and citizenship for immigrants as well as at least a couple million "refugees"
Bloody hell I should have become a Carpenter.
They get shitloads.
You can only hate Reddit if you've made an account and post there
Quite hilarious when redditors bait themselves out
>>66316393
including rendering our 2nd amendment useless and attacking the internet which will inevitably lead to the 'chon being shut down
>>66316392
>while he still hasn't released his tax returns
>>66314966
ugly flag that they're strangely proud of
Really sick of instagram accounts following me then unfollowing me. Really embarrassing having my follower count going down all the time
>>66316399
So learn, how difficult could it be?
lads, I'm running rather late
good morning
going to work bye
leafs really are the worst posters on this entire site
wish they would just kill themselves desu x
>>66316432
I'm looking into it now.
Alri thailad
Would post my usual frog but I'm out atm thanks
>>66316378
good old steak pie, the pepper was a bit much though
>>66316436
have a nice day
>>66314966
prefer southumberland
>>66316393
you yanks have guns for a reason, do what needs to be done
>>66316464
banter 2bqh
>>66316459
>>66316476
even if she wins she'll be impeached within months.
>ah yes, I do post on Reddit! But I hate that place and constantly talk about it on 4chan.
Howling at you if you've made an account
Trump Is A Racist Sexist Bigot
>>66316476
i don't have the ability to lead a revolution so i will remain alone in front of my computer while the world outside crumbles around me
Brushing my teeth
>Sausage and egg sandwich in the morning
Very good, somewhat impressive
whats that classical music song on fallout 4 that is utterly hype
>>66316565
>fallout 4
fuck off
>>66316504
nah
obama will pardon her on his way out
you dont even need to be charged with a crime to get a presidential pardon he can preemptively pardo
hard boiled egg
bacon buttie
can of carling
ciggie (amber leaf rollie)
r8 the brekkie la's
seeing a full stop in brit makes me a little angry
>>66316565
>utterly hype
fuck off
>>66316565
>classical music
fuck off
>>66316595
Top
>>66316579
you fuck off
>>66316601
i agree.
>beer before 5 in the evening
sort yourself out you cretin
>>66316586
why the fuck are you so cynical? chaffetz is re-opening the case and sending it to the senate(the senate is above the president in case you didn't know). obama won't pardon anyone for two reasons: 1) because he can't, and 2) because he's implicated in all of this as well
Starting to regret my life choices lads.
Don't know whether to go mental and
>study law
>become a pilot
>kill myself
>become something else
@66316604
@66316613
laffin at these benders
This video is so fucking well produced
Music Is great as well
https://youtu.be/HPjSavqS2EI
>>66316638
if studying law and being a pilot are still legit options then you are too young to legitmately regret your life choices desu
Moring lads
>>66316641
>billy no mates resorting to @posting
lmao, go fuck off back to fallout 4 you cretin
Need a latina gf that is employed a sa maid desu
>>66316627
literally nothing wrong with having a single beer in the morning
there was 1 left in the fridge and I felt a bit parched, get off your high horse brent
>>66316658
@66316664
your overt hostility shows me you are infact the billy no mates
only friendless losers are so angry over nothing sweetie x
>>66316157
>girl
what is that?
just had a wank to interracial porn and now feel disgusted with myself as per the usual
>>66316687
orientals are literally aliens pretending to be human
listening to the hotline miami soundtrack
The gf
>>66316752
butters
currently undergoing a wide scale doxxing of /brit/ so I can track you muggy twats down and smash your fuckin jaws to pieces one by one
>>66315383
And then hire them?
Not a fan of Irelad
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both
For a wounded man will shall say to his assailant
"If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven"
Such is the rule of honour
>>66316703
coming from the one that has to ask randomers on the internet and not his mates in real life
just end it billy
>>66316788
Would rather 10 Irish posters than a single leaf desu
>>66316801
oh yeah I'll just call the lads at 8 in the morning to ask them about chopin
utter blert you aren't ya
5pl8 squat for reps is the minimum to be considered not weak
>>66316803
this
would rather 20 yanks than a single leaf
and 5 mexicans
not joking in the slightest
>>66316829
kek
just remembered back when Leave won and the asians in /brit/ were begging for the referendum to be ignored and acting like it never happened, haha
Ah Yes the mick FUCK shows himself once more
off to sell my time/labour/life-force for subsistence wages lads, ta-rah.
>>66316835
Actually 3pl8 atg you meff
>>66316841
this
Would rather 100 leafs than 54 Brits, 22 Australians, and 3/4ths of an Irishmen
can't feel my third eye
>>66316852
Probably wanted the pound to be strong the dozy twats lmao
is there any reason why a girl would not want you to eat her out?
2kool4skwl
>>66316918
she has a willy
HOWLING
Some bender is sneezing in this pub I'm in
>>66316918
On the blob, didn't wash her cunt
>>66316829
it's nocturne in E flat major btw
>>66316932
>>66316941
hmm neither of these as far as i know
>that first slice
>>66316949
thanks buddy
>>66316960
How the fuck would you know if she washed her cunt
>>66316985
the smell probably
need a cyclist gf
>>66316918
eating girls out is a black thing
this means she doesn't like black people
>>66317003
Probably not going to be within smelling distance if you aren't going to be eating it
6'4 and built like a shithouse
>>66316518
And that's exactly what they want