Why does Americans do this?

>>66311657
>Swedish immigrants

Diet pills + Olestra + HFCS

>sweden

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*prrrffffffffffttttttttt*
"Oh excu...*heavy breathing*...excuse me"
*prfffftttttttppppttt"

>>66311657
S

H

>>66311838
H

alcoholic.

A

>>66311937
R

>>66311657
yet people keep saying united statians have no culture...

>>66312185
I

>>66311657
>>66311759
>>66311856
t. Mahmud Jamal al-Ficki Ficki

>>66312269
A

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>>66312275
>60%

>>66313064
What does that mean?

>>66311657
You missed the shart memefest by a couple of months Sven

>>66313114
Is that what americans celebrate instead of Easter?

>>66313311
you're pretty good

>>66311657

its the power of the freedom my friend

>>66312185
If Germany's so efficient, why do they have to walk all the way to the bathroom in the Mart when they can just do it as they please?

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>>66311657

it's produced by a weight loss drug called Orlistat, it prevents the fat from being absorbed by the body but this people instead of following a strict diet just keep stuffing their mouths with everything they cross and so they end shitting themselves

>>66313729
Why is this drug so popular in US?

>>66311759
>shart his pants
>still walks around like nothing has happened

this is the part that disturb me the most, it's almost like shart in mart is such a common thing in the land of the free it's nothing to be ashamed of.

>>66311657
Those are not even Americans you dumb cuck

>>66313779
>ashamed of
Why would they be ashamed of it? It's a part of the American way of life.
People died at the Hornburg and the Elmo to secure these freedoms.

>>66313759
>weight loss drug
>Why is this drug so popular in US?
>US
I wonder why

>>66313759

their doctors have a tendency to prescribe anything to anyone (look at ADHD and Ritalin), also they are all fatasses with no will

>>66313729

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlistat

>Benefits aside, however, orlistat is notorious for its gastrointestinal side effects (sometimes referred to as treatment effects), which can include steatorrhea (oily, loose stools). They decrease with time, however, and are the most frequently reported adverse effects of the drug.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatorrhea

Steatorrhea (or steatorrhoea) is the presence of excess fat in feces. Stools may be bulky and difficult to flush, have a pale and oily appearance and can be especially foul-smelling.[1] An oily anal leakage or some level of fecal incontinence may occur.

>>66311657
Is that .... a shart?

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>>66311657
>>66311759
Was shitting yourself part of the plan?

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>>66314270
OF COURSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7m4KzYR4Q

>>66313868
>Stools may be bulky and difficult to flush, have a pale and oily appearance and can be especially foul-smelling.
freedom ain't free

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why don't americans have toilets in their marts?

>>66316091
they actually do but americans are lazy
why dont we just wear diapers atleast they contain the shart

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>>66314315
HOLY SHIT

>>66313779

rare flag confirmed

>>66314315
what the fuck

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>>66314315
HOLY SHIT!
The world is not the same place it was a moment ago...

>Getting high from eating shit. For twelve years.
So Jenkem wasn't a hoax?

>>66311657
they be shartin'. its their way of living.

>>66314315
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING AMERICANS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

>>66313729
Excessive consumption of sugar substitutes also have the same effect.

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>>66314315

>>66314315
There...is no god........