How much did it blow your mind when you realized people live

>>66298091
>pop: 5 million
Why is this country not annexed by anyone yet

>>66298150
it was for 1000 years

>>66298150
backed up by nato

>>66298091
Better than nothing at least.

Fjords are comfy as fuck

>>66298091

Post vocaroo

>>66298429
how the fuck did you know

>>66298091
gonna have to disagree with you here. norway looks absolutely stunning. last time i looked it was about 3 grand round trip from where i am to norway. thats literally more money than ive ever had in my entire life at one time. so pictures of norway it is then. if i get stoned enough and cover myself in snow and look at pictures i might just be able to convince myself that ive been there. my friends will be so jelous

>>66298493

You used to make this thread about the Faroe Islands

Pls post.

>>66298091
shut up swamp nigger

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>>66298150
How come you haven't annexed Denmark yet? Name one country that's uglier than Denmark. Half the country is a German tumour while the rest looks like spunk from Sweden and Finland's dicks and balls.

>>66298996

Denmark is Swedish clay.

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>>66299065
all germanic countries are german clay

>>66299133
Say that about Norway in Norway and I can guarantee your german ass will be wipped like no ass has ever been wipped before

>>66299448
They sure can wip my ass when im done shitting on oslo

>>66298493
unless its a thread about shaming other countries for not having as good healthcare as norway, there really arent that many ways that norway comes up organically. unless of course, the thread is started by a norwegian

>>66299448

why

>>66299567

he's a faroe islander m8

>>66299448
*whipped
it looks like you typod and said you are going to wipe his ass for him. this is an important distinction to make

>>66298091
but you guys drink a lot more than them, so you are the ones depressed?

>>66299820
oh
>>66298493
so did you fug that cute goat camera chick? shes gotta be like one of the only cuties on the whole island

>>66299991
Durita? She's my cousin you asshole

>>66298996
>How come you haven't annexed Denmark yet?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Schleswig_War#Aftermath
>Following the loss, Christian IX went behind the backs of the Danish government to contact the Prussians, offering that the whole of Denmark could join the German confederation, if Denmark could stay united with Schleswig and Holstein. This proposal was rejected by Bismarck, who feared that the ethnic strife in Schleswig between Danes and Germans would then stay unresolved.

>>66299891
>typod
yeah its late here now, those type of things happens when its late

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>>66300398
>Otto cared about germany so much he even rejected other germanic countries to prevent civil war
WHY AREN'T WE WORSHIPPING HIM AS A GOD?

>>66298091
Danish butthurt. Go on, nothing to see here.

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>>66300590
because bismarck = prussian -> prussia = german militarism -> ww1 -> ww2 -> ww2 = nazis -> bismarck = nazi
so fugg off nazi :DDDD

>>66300883
the brussians are evil basdard pigs :DD

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>>66298091
>How much did it blow your mind when you realized
.....the country looks like a sprem of falccid penis

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Watch your tongue, pig. You better not dare to speak ill of my ancestors.

>>66302981
>muh heritage
yeah whatever you fat mud

>>66303102
it's not just "heritage" you pig. I worship the old gods only. Recently I proved my devotion to thor by sacrificing a squirrel to him. I am honestly more viking than any modern dane or norwegian.

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>>66302981

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>it's not just "heritage" you pig. I worship the old gods only. Recently I proved my devotion to thor by sacrificing a squirrel to him. I am honestly more viking than any modern dane or norwegian.

>>66303216
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>66298493
EIN AV OKKUM

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What is depressing about such a progressive and tolerant country?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZK5PmtmsmA

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>>66304551

>>66303587
tað eru föroyingar allastaðni, háháhá.

>>66304641
there is a black person in norway?

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>>66304641
They even put the film description in Arabic, Norwegians really go the extra mile.

>>66304811
Yes, how else would Norwegian girls ever get satisfied? Norwegian """"men""""" are a joke.

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Hot.

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>eg eri foroyingur

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>>66304826

>>66304872
Now that I think of it, every Norwegian girl I know dated a colored man. Although I have only known 2.

>>66304946
Dammit.

>>66303216
great post

>>66304809
sovorðið látur

>>66304959
>foroyingur
fjalur seg aftanfyri merkið danan

>>66305185
>>66305257
eru tit báðir orðblindir? Látur er kallkynsorð. Fjalir í 3. persóni. Aftan fyri skal skiljast sundur, tí stýring kemur aftaná. Eg veit ikki ordiliga, hvat tú meinar við "merkið danan", men eg rokni við, at tú meinar danans merki.

looks like a sperm, or a spoon, weird huh?

>>66305536
fokk, aldrin skriva á föroyskum aftur

>>66305536
Eg veit, men eg hugsaði ikki um tað áðrenn eg hevði trýst á "post".
Eisini, at vera orðblindur og ikki at benda/fáa kyn rætt eru tvey ymisk ting.