WTF I HATE BRITAIN NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S- 8gF9GFJo

We get the same bullshit from british tourists in the US.

As if the brits are experts on fine cuisine.

>>66296176
They can't cook at all
It means they can judge cuisine objectively

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>>66295994
When a brit says that your food sucks...

>>66295994
wtf what a cunt

>>66295994
WTF Britain, APOLOGISE

>>66295994
>>66296176
>>66296279
>>66296615
>>66297123
>>66297154
>all these cunts just jealous of our yorkshire puddings and jellied eel

nobody takes what brits say bout food seriously

>>66295994
>Scandi cuisine
Objectively horrendous.

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>hating mämmi

>>66297211
I've always wanted to try Eel, what's it like?

>>66296176
lol your food is objectively worse than ours though 9/10

>>66297359
You'll probably struggle to find anyone whose ever actually eaten one.

>>66297211
At least you could have said steak and kidney pie. Shit is delicious.

>>66297359
no idea, it looks and sounds fucking disgusting though. meme food anyway.

>>66297250
Ramsay was trained in France though
Which shows desu, since he can cook and all

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>>66297479
Makes you cogitare.

>>66297479
smug frenchie

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>>66295994
I hate Brits

>>66295994
Does mommy porridge actually taste like rye bread? Never tried finnish food.

>>66297411
Our food is fucking god tier, why do you think everyones so fat.

They put science into creating the most addicting foods to humans. We use it in all our corn syrup laden delights

>>66297728
He's probably a Northerner without a passport, ignore him.

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>>66295994
some1 gotta murk this nigga >:(

>>66295994
>>66297586
Poor children, come to me...

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scandinavian food is down-right fucking awful, brits receive fair too much flack for our cuisine and its god-tier compared.

my grans swedish and the food is awful, pic related. i did a quick google and i think this is the correct thing, 'crisp bread'. imagine eating crunchy cardboard and thats what its like. absolutely tasteless and bland and theyre meant to be eaten like you'd eat a biscuit or a cracker. i dont know why but scandinavians seem to enjoy eating tasteless shit

you just need to interpret these arrogant faggots


they're jealous as fuck of finland.

when an anglo is jealous they're very spiteful towards them.


they're are round assholes and snobs

>>66297728
>usa actually has """premium""" products in stores that say "NOW WITH REAL SUGAR"

>>66297728
>>66297783
Forgot to add that you guys fucking know how to cook meat though

>you will never visit murican steakhouse

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>>66295994
>giving storebought factory shit to ramsay

>>66297765
Ive had that before.

Absolutely de oid of all flavor, good or bad. Its literally like wood.

>>66295994

To be fair, Finnish food (and all nordic food) is fucking awful.

>>66297765
What the fuck do you expect when eating a literal "fibre", high-cellulose baked grain flour crackers, huh twat? Put some jam or butter on top of it, you fat arse.

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>tfw superior cuisine

>>66297765
I think it tastes good.
Meanwhile I didn't eat anything delicious in LONDON except for fish'n chips

>>66297761
nice proxy tyler

>>66297946
I'm sure London has a few kebab and thai places

I actually want to try cheese bread and mämmi. Dunno what the first thing was, but it looked weird.

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>>66297901
>Absolutely de(v)oid of all flavor, good or bad
Wouldn't say that, plenty of their food has flavour.
The problem is that that flavour is vomit inducing. See pic related; possibly the most vile 'food' on earth.

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>>66297765
>and theyre meant to be eaten like you'd eat a biscuit or a cracker.

What the fuck are you on about. It's bread. We eat it like you'd eat bread.

Is mämmi a sugary dish?
By the way Ramsey is an incestual cunt.

>>66297992
Fuck off you Poorthern ape.

>>66297479
>smuggy frenchman unironically breaking my normal post

every bong is supposed to be shit at food here regardless of ones reality and your will so you are also supposed to pretend like that, smmagu furansu.

>>66298146
you're the one from the north and/or without a passport if you seriously think american food is better

apart from burgers (and pizzas in new york) it's fucking shit mate

>>66295994
WTF BINLAND BTFO

>>66297765

Are brits really so profoundly retarded that they eat crisp bread without topping?

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>>66298189
Your proxy-game is fucking weak, Amerilard.

>>66298189
shut up you stupid weeb

>>66297992
Fuck you that's my name.

>>66298136
Well you can add sugar on it but mämmis taste itself is dry and rye-like. Most people eat it with vanilla dressing which makes it sweeter

>>66298293
Are Nordics so bad at cooking their food is inedible without topping?

>>66297479
very smug

>>66297308
Mämmi is absolutely horrible

>>66298361

It's like eating a burger without the patty, or sushi without the fish

>>66298630
Cherries on shit doesn't change the fact it's still shit.

>>66297930
>twat
come home white man
>Put some jam or butter on top of it
>fat arse

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>>66298563
Fight me irl, mart sharter

>>66298893

> cherries as topping
> shit is as tasteless as crisp bread

Who has the shit taste here?

>>66295994

Is that the video where he was given some defrosted karelian pies? No wonder he fucking hated them.

Here's Ramsay in lapland:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOQuw1MXLGQ

>>66299149
its a figure of speech, im not sure he literally meant cherries, but if he did, cherries actually have taste and are nice. crisp bread id feel bad giving to an orphan

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>>66297765
fuck you faggot crisp bread is literally god tier
maybe that's why we scandinavians are slim and healthy and you bongers are fat and retarded

pic related, every school has a crisp bread place in the lunch room

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>>66300428
It's meh at best, baguettes are the superior bread
Fucking Swedefats

>>66296176
Tourists from most countries would be thinking about how terrible your food is.

Brits would be the only ones tactless and childish enough to say anything about it though

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>>66297765
I haven't had knäcke-bröd since I was in High-School, it's pretty gud if you eat it with ham and edam cheese

>>66300681
baguette is literally FAT tier

we nords are hard men, we eat hard bread and suck hard cocks
crisp bread is full of fibre which makes you shit hard poop and is good and healthy for you

>>66300772
>baguette is literally FAT tier
Bitch it might be
But at least it tastes good

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>>66300681
o shi-

>>66297728
because your corn lobby has forced HFCS into literally 80% of the food in your country.

>>66300428
now people are saying you eat knäcke-bröd with toppings but it looks like on that pic you just eat them on their own.
fucking vile. how can you eat that shit? dont even try and defend it. id literally rather eat my own shit

>>66297765
Who the fuck eats crackers on their own? You often have toppings on them too.

>>66300977
If you actually look around, all of those lists seem to extremely widely (:^)), so I wouldn't be too worried about it.

>>66301236
You only have butter on crispbread unless youre a faggot

also theyre delicious and brits proving once again that their food culture is garbage, go eat some fucking crisp sandwhiches instead you fat fuck

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>>66300706
>nimihomoilee
Voisit tappaa ittes jtp

>>66295994
Finns officially and irrevocably binned.

>>66295994
Scottish not British!! Alba gu bràth

>>66301236

> brits are so lazy and have such shit taste that they can't prepare a crispbread and would rather have it go soggy from putting topping on it hours before eating

Never trust a brit when it comes to food.

>>66303645
Back in the shed, Angus.

>>66301984
is crisp sandwich a british thing? i eat them every day at lunch haha. with cheese and ham.
crisps provide that extra crunch which completes the sandwich

>>66300428

looks like a school supply section at Staples, kek

>nordic """"cuisine""""

multiculturalism would probably be good for you guys if you actually had tastebuds at all

>>66297465
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>>66297359
I've had some supposedly pretty great lamprey, which still wasn't very good to me. It's like a canned sardine except warm, I'd say.

>>66303740
I would trust ramsay desu laddie.

>>66303645
>yorkshire

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>>66295994
>Finnish "cuisine"

>>66295994
Ramsay is an asshole, Jesus christ.

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>>66297765
Knäckebröd is all over the world while nobody eats your shit food.

>>66307357

Nah, he's just brutally honest.

>>66307420
im being brutally honest, they really dont. only scandinavians eat scandinavian shit. meanwhile britain is famous for its god-tier cuisine. keep living in denial with your smorgasborg of shite.

>>66307586
>meanwhile britain is famous for its god-tier cuisine
There's fish n' chips
and
uhhh
and
uhhhhhhhh

>>66295994
someone fucking kick his ass

>>66307586
Nobody eats garbage bong food. All you anglo fucks eat is curry.

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>>66307586
>says the people that literally deep fry everything

>>66297359
Smoked eel is divine, otherwise it can easily taste "muddy" but it's not too bad on a barbecue

>>66307705

Shepherd's pie?

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>>66295994
wtf I love britain now

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>>66301449
i do, i like its grainy aroma and subtle bitterness

>>66297728
Your food is horrible. Most of you have just never been exposed to food outside the US, so you have no idea just how bad it is.

Your chocolate is objectively terrible. Your bread is closer to shitey mass produced cake than actual bread. Most of the olive oil you use is actually rancid and you don't know any better. Your cheese would be hilarious if it wasn't so tragic. Your pizza is not pizza.

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>>66307838
>expected this to be in response to an American
>was pleasantly surprised
Thanks Norway

>>66309656
But Americans deep fry everything as well. And they don't even deep fry it as well as the Brits.

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>>66300681
fug

>all these plebs fighting over who has the less shitty food