>be french >surrender to your alarm clock >wake up >have

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2016-10-18 10:30:01 Post No. 66277562
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 10:30:01 Post No. 66277562 [Report]

>be french
>surrender to your alarm clock
>wake up
>have cold meat for breakfast because you already surrendered to your oven, stove and microwave
>pretend to brush teeth
>practise surrendering to yourself in the mirror
>spend three hours trying to cross the road because you keep surrendering to the traffic
>finally get to work
>surrender to your boss
>surrender to your clients
>surrender to head office
>surrender to germany in 1940
>go home
>surrender to yet another terrorist attack
>surrender to the government
>get tired
>surrender to your bed

Anonymous 2016-10-18 10:32:52 Post No.66277619
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 10:32:52 Post No.66277619 [Report]

Shitposting won't plug out that French dick from your mom.

Anonymous 2016-10-18 10:35:19 Post No.66277667
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>>66277619
>disney flag

Anonymous 2016-10-18 10:35:37 Post No.66277674
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>>66277619
>cambodian """"""""""banter""""""""""

Anonymous 2016-10-18 10:38:16 Post No.66277729
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 10:38:16 Post No.66277729 [Report]

>>66277667
That's not banter.

>>66277674
Isn't that your style?

Anonymous 2016-10-18 10:40:43 Post No.66277785
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>>66277562
>surrender to your bed

Who doesn't surrender to his/her bed desu

Anonymous 2016-10-18 10:41:03 Post No.66277788
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>>66277729
A
FUCKING
DISNEY
CASTLE
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

Anonymous 2016-10-18 10:41:03 Post No.66277789
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>>66277619
>be khmer
>work in rice field
>get shot by psychopathic nationalist commies

Anonymous 2016-10-18 10:42:37 Post No.66277828
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Anonymous 2016-10-18 10:42:37 Post No.66277828 [Report]

>>66277729
>Isn't that your style?
Ye man but you gotta at least try and have it make some sense, maybe could've drawn some comparison between France and NZ or fuck, at least made fun of NZ's sheep fetish or irrelevancy in the world.

Instead you just made a "lol ur mum fuks french" joke.