>be french
>surrender to your alarm clock
>wake up
>have cold meat for breakfast because you already surrendered to your oven, stove and microwave
>pretend to brush teeth
>practise surrendering to yourself in the mirror
>spend three hours trying to cross the road because you keep surrendering to the traffic
>finally get to work
>surrender to your boss
>surrender to your clients
>surrender to head office
>surrender to germany in 1940
>go home
>surrender to yet another terrorist attack
>surrender to the government
>get tired
>surrender to your bed
Shitposting won't plug out that French dick from your mom.
>>66277619
>disney flag
>>66277619
>cambodian """"""""""banter""""""""""
>>66277667
That's not banter.
>>66277674
Isn't that your style?
>>66277562
>surrender to your bed
Who doesn't surrender to his/her bed desu
>>66277729
A
FUCKING
DISNEY
CASTLE
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
>>66277619
>be khmer
>work in rice field
>get shot by psychopathic nationalist commies
>>66277729
>Isn't that your style?
Ye man but you gotta at least try and have it make some sense, maybe could've drawn some comparison between France and NZ or fuck, at least made fun of NZ's sheep fetish or irrelevancy in the world.
Instead you just made a "lol ur mum fuks french" joke.
French people are a lot more attractive than New Zealanders
>>66277851
get out pierre
>>66277562
>>finally get to work
Stopped reading there as well.
>>66277667
>>66277851
you are not wrong but still kys franceaboo
we should start nuke tests against, pour ĂȘtre honnĂȘte