what can you tell me about australia

>be australian
>cheat at cricket
can't make this shit up

>>66276772
They celebrate Easter

they come from a land down under where women blow and men plunder

>>66276795
>losing to an underarm

i liek spen do u liek s
peino

kill kats

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>>66276795

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>Lots of illiterate, uneducated fucks (nearly 50%)
>Even the educated enjoy typically bogan things such as binge drinking and rugby league
>Chads everywhere
>Nepotism everywhere, all about that networking
>Cliques everywhere

I'm moving to rural South Island New Zealand

>>66276994
canberra sounds like the place for you

>>66276994
>reeeeeeeeee too many illiterate bogans here
>better move to the south island
WEW

>>66276772
great place with the most beautiful cities and beaches

>>66276772
Hot, full of deadly animals (including bogans), China's mining colony, silly politicians, something about boat people, culinary achievements are fermented yeast paste and covering a pie with soup.

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I like their women

gib

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>>66276994
>doesn't enjoy binge drinking or rugby
>wants to come to MY country
*unsheathes 18 pack of double brown* leave m'country be vile numale. I banish you to LELbourne for all eternity.

>>66277021
it is actually comfy
>>66277038
oh really? dunedin is comfy, and I don't remember it being bogan-infested

>>66277166
dunners is infested with students and wewuzzers who think they're scottish

>>66276772
There is a big city named Sydney, but it's not the capital city. In Sydney there is a famous opera house designed by a Danish architect.

Australia is a big country with big desert. It is also hot and there are many dangerous animals.

Canberra is the capital of Australia, but I don't know much more about it other than that.

I know the name of some states and cities.

Like New South Wales

Perth and Melbourne

>>66276772
It's uhh...big

>>66276772
It's like a really big, empty, hot England.

>>66277276
yeah, damn true.
>and if you want to hit Australia some time then take to sydney or perth, it has to be south, cities like darwin and so on a 2 hot. keep you til west and south australia, maybe a little wueensland

WE ARE ONE

>>66277530
But we are manly.

>>66278518
>>66277530

AND FROM ALL THE LANDS ON EARTH WE COME

>>66278518
How the fuck do you even have internet m8? Did your government save up those Australian tourist monies?

>>66278596
Mate, your government has given my tribe nbn.

massive, massive nanny state

was absolutely amazing in the 70s

also second fattest country in the developed world

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>>66278831
>shithole south east asian countries are getting nbn before me

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK

Tony Abbott, rio tinto, wifi, Perth, Hobart, Sydney, cambera, Darwin, dirty accent ( die =/= day you fuckers) Margot Robbie and crocodile dundee.

>>66278874
>second fattest country
fairy bread will do that to you m8

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>>66278993
>Perth mentioned first

They don't like us

Really really sad