/brit/

>>66275671
thanks yankboy
you guys are alright in my book

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karen

>>66275671
Crap edition

I have three citizenships lads
one of which is british

that's why i dont really care too much about the UK

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37679532

>southern are on strike

fuck sakes

>>66275715
other two?

>>66275698
Cheers la'

>>66275671
>ywn build a career by manipulating video game playing rorkes and be an Uncle gay for republicans

>>66275732
He's a multimillionaire now too and he's what in his late 20s?

I always like to think that Pakibum's died in his sleep when he hasn't posted by 10am

>>66275730
not gonna say

they're from 2 different continents though. also one is sort of unofficial (as in it doesn't count as an actual citizenship, but bestows me with all of the rights of a citizen except political rights in that country)

>spot a fly
>ninja grab my flyswatter
>it disappears

fuck

>>66275751
fuck off paki

>>66275748

>multimillionaire now

Wew need to get myself a youtube channel where i rant about 'leftists'

>>66275749

enjoyed this post

thinking about heading down to one of those Caribbean nations where you can get citizenship for a fee of $200 just so I have safe haven for the upcoming USA v Russia war to end all wars

>>66275767
i plan to

england is too.... rainy

>spot flea in /brit/
>hide post
>he disappears

>>66275797
>flea

you mean runt?

Literally too lazy to focus and do my work, need to stop masturbating

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>there's a Wikipedia page for "Cuckservative"

>>66275783
Pls don't nuke Thailand

>Hello The_Donald readers and the entire Reddit community -- this is going to be SO huge and I'm looking forward to answering your questions. I'm doing this in flight to visit the great people of Toledo, OH, so Internet connection might be spotty -- I promise you, I'll answer all the questions I can. I want to do BIG things for America and as your President, I WILL Make America Great Again! Be back in 30 -- 7 pm ET!

What did he mean by this?

>>66275851
He needs to broaden his vocabulary and stop speaking like a child

like a birth in reverse

Does me being a dual EU national mean I have MORE RIGHTS than a proud, patriotic, British-only citizen from Essex?

lmao.

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>>66275875
You have to appeal to the lowest common denominator, Padraig

>>66275908
yes. Or it will do when the UK actually leaves.

Me too hehe

>spot runt in /brit/
>hide post
>he disappears

>>66275908
i think pretty much everyone has an Irish passport at this point

>>66275908
>>66275926
really gutted about this 2bh. the british passport was like the strongest on earth.

>>66275748
He is absolutely not a multimillionaire

>>66275908
>>66275926
Probably less
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/meetdocs/2009_2014/documents/libe/dv/11_revframework_statute_/11_revframework_statute_en.pdf

>>66275949
>not having an Irish parent

loooooool

>>66275973
can't be arsed to read that la, give be a synopsis.

>>66275960
He has so much undisclosed income from speaking fees and merchandise sales and he is an intelligent bloke so that undoubtedly gets invested somewhere

>>66275949
It's not like you'll need a visa to go to France, you just may not be allowed to just relocate there without doing a bit of paperwork.

It's literally nothing.

you know what really gets me going
how our government raped and possibly even murdered a bunch of children, under police protection of sorts, and then just """""""lost"""""" the evidence so they are not guilty. and how literally nothing has been enacted to prevent this ever happening again in the future, and in fact it has happened again if you look at Rotherham as another case of the police not giving a toss.

How people can trust the cliques in our government is totally beyond me.

>>66275994
>Saying bad words is illegal
>Denying the holocaust will get you locked up
>If your kids say bad words we'll put them into a rehabilitation camp to teach them """"tolerance""""

>>66276008
what do you feel about us leaving? you've probably said before but I missed it teehee

>>66275994

I think Thailad is trying to pull a 'white Brits are the real victims' scheme since thats all about discrimination against other nationalities

>>66276008
I've studied abroad in europe (paying fuck all thanks to the EU), and I've always enjoyed the idea of working and travelling through europe.

being forced to leave after 3 months or at the whim of my potential employer, seems like sour grapes to me.

Model statutes aside.

reeee the yanks sunk my bismarck

>>66276059
reeee the dingo ate my baby

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just realised why they're called the united states

because it's a fucking state

>>66276066
lmao

Why are bremainers freaking out about travel?

I've traveled all over Europe and never once had to get a visa or do any paperwork other than the little "do you have any goods to declare?" customs slip on the flight over

>>66276008

>It's not like you'll need a visa to go to France,

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT la. cant get out of it now :^)

>>66276033
If I were to fall foul of these couldn't i just snip up my EU passport and renounce the citizenship and wait for the Foreign Office to come bail me out of the EU's internment camp?

>>66276059
>yanks reinventing WW2 history

no surprise here

>>66276033
do you feel the same way about the heinous suggestions our government has. Like GCHQ knowing my porn tastes?
>>66276092
It's not EU law my man. It's a recommendation by 5 ""experts"", no one has adopted it in full to my knowledge.

>>66276068
i don't get it

>>66276044
It's fantastic, what self respecting Englishman wants the continentals deciding his laws and calling the shots?
>>66276045
>thats all about discrimination against other nationalities
but that's wrong.
>>66276056
Schemes will have to be reintroduced, for things like this.
>>66276092
I have no idea.
>>66276115
Sure

Business idea: build skyscrapers in Manchester

That 'state' post was p. good but will NOT be providing a (You) to a weeb nonce.

>>66276129

>but that's wrong.

oh okay. you can abuse people in the street then as is the rorke passtime

>>66276129
good man

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>>66276146

>porn featuring performers with "A" cups is banned in Australia

Aussies will never know DFC

blood sausage is disgusting

can't wait until brexit destroys your country, my eventual seizure of power and the invalidation of all your irish passports

>>66276170
>oh okay. you can abuse people in the street then as is the rorke passtime
you're confusing rorkes with antifa

>>66276129
>It's fantastic, what self respecting Englishman wants the continentals deciding his laws and calling the shots?

And yet we turn a blind eye to child-rapists making our laws.

>Schemes will have to be reintroduced, for things like this.
in other words 'too bad', because BREXIT means BREXIT. and from having been able to study, work and travel europe rather easily, we've added additional worries to the minsd of our more footloose people

>Sure
I seldom see you pointing out how terrible our own political system is though, you seem to be happy to shill for how stupid the EU is. You know that the reason we have a fuck load of poles is because our own government chose not to delay and restrict their entry upon their accession (unlike almost all other members)? I think the EU isn't perfect, but our own government is also far from perfect (nor is it malleable to the populace either)

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have any of lads ever encountered Antifa goons?

*opens your back door*

>>66276219
>A lot of shit about I hate British politics
so you want them replaced with a foreign entities rather than reformed?

I'm not seeing the point.

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>play minecraft
>get a headache

>>66276245
be gentle x

maybe the /brit/ lads could buy 4chan how much money do we have between us?

>>66276264
I've got 13 quid and a few mcdonalds vouchers

>>66276264
I've got a couple of jars with about £15 worth of pennies and 2 pence pieces

started collecting them when I was about 11

>>66276264
reckon thainonce could pony up a few quid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87oeJOteWIg

>>66276264
i have a coupon for a free 6in sub from subway

>>66276247
>so you want them replaced with a foreign entities rather than reformed?

No not necessarily, but I don't think there is any will nor real way to reform the government here.

Thus it was not a great loss to be a member of the EU (especially with all those exceptions) in my estimation.

I fucking DEMAND that you post short-haired slags RIGHT THIS FUCKING MINUTE

>>66276308
Ok then. I'm not actually disagreeing with you.

Hi lads, got a question. I have to ship something off that I've sold on eBay but it will be in a massive box and eBay doesn't provide postage labels for those. So how do I ship off this PC monitor in its big box? What are the steps?

>>66276346
Yes this is quite acceptable, very good

>>66276359
Go to the post office and they'll take care of it for you

>>66276346
very nice

The communist scum will die under my iron boot

>>66276382
How does it feel having the worst flag of all the baltics?

>>66275875
As opposed to Hillary who speaks to her supporters as if they are children?

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me on the right

>>66276353
I feel we didn't gain anything from leaving the EU and just lost things.

Our government isn't better, and I don't even feel like it's "ours" in that it is run by elite cliques, with vested interests and seemingly little accountability.

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>>66276390
that would be Myanmar

>>66276177
Delet this

>>66276398
I'm actually learning the guitar right now. So no, my man, that is ME on the right. :)

>>66276264
I've got £2.17 in change

>>66276424
can you play smells like teen spirit

U avin a giggL m8 i swer il av u on tha groun blubberin like a wee babe i mean it bruv ill knock ur fokkin head in! im the toffest bloke in newcastle ive knicked 100 candy bars from the corner stor

>>66276401
But with the EU you're run by elites with even less accountability

>>66276401
It's a step in the right direction, there's greater potential for the British people to influence parliament than there is the European Union.

>>66276434
can on piano

F Bb F# Db

>>66276443
>>>/reddit/

>>66276462
Ah, excellent! I now got more of a say over the regulations on Banana's and all we had to give up was a fantastic trade deal!

>>66276482
*bananas

Fuck knows why my brain though that was a hard none/possessive

thailad shouldn't get an opinion on the uk or brexit since he abandoned it

>>66276482
If Bananas are what you're truly passionate about, then congratulations, this is true.

>>66276508
says the separatist

I bring my guitar to house parties and play Wonderwall by Oasis and it gets me laid every time

>>66276443
>candy
tried so hard and got so far
but in the end
it doesn't even matter
>>66276452
arguable.
MEPs are elected
the european council is our heads of govenrment
the comission had a representative from our government

by contrast MPs here rape kids and get the police to cover up for them, whilst claiming expenses and putting their friends in the house of lords to help them pass laws that directly benefit their private interests (look how many lords have stakes in private healthcare companies) and then make decisions against the will of the majority.

They're both shit with the british one erring on worse. We didn't gain anything at all.
>>66276462
I don't think so.

We live in a globalised age where international currents of finance and trade, and global/regional problems make it difficult to achieve the autonomy you're hinting at, even if our government were not as severely flawed as it is.

I'm not particularly pro-EU, I just don't think we tangibly gained anything from leaving and I don't expect any particular improvement in anything.

>>66276555
Shan't be reading this

>>66276528
stop living in the past you dolt

can almost play thunderstruck on guitar lads :)

its not actually that difficult, just keeping up the same tempo through the whole song is a lot of work and strains your fingers a lot

Angus Young is vry good at guitar

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article 50 will be triggered around the same time trump is inaugurated

>>66276562
wasn't in response to you, so you don't have to.

>>66276493
Not him but I learned Tenshi ni Fureta yo

Hello, i am looking for /british shitposting general/ am i in the right place?

>>66276598
no

this is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture

>Trump will win
Why do Yanks still believe this?

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>>66276581
So never then?

>>66276493
>>66276597
https://track3.mixtape.moe/xcrxwp.webm

>>66276623
Fuwa fuwa is all power chords, not difficult in the slightest.

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>>Gibraltar
>Come and take it you foul moor, rapscallion of Badajoz, goat herder of Granada, pirate of Andalusia. You will not take sovereign British lands, nor make subjects of British peoples. A Spaniard eats and the moors feast. You shall not make slaves of good protestant Brits, you papist boy lover, tu madre es muy gorda y fea!

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>>66276634
I go on /pol/ telling people to ignore (((polls))) and calling anyone who thinks Trump won't win a CTR shill to maximise the bumpain when he does lose hard.

>>66276634
We're trying to enjoy the dream before it's snuffed out for good by fuhrer Clinton.

giving it to the leafs as we speak lads

>>66276579
unless you're 14 this is cringe af

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>>66275710
fab post m8

17 tinder superlikes in a day
sure have trapped quite a few recently it seems

>driving around town in my vauxhaul corsa
>windows down
>blasting this tune
>normies tell me to turn it off

https://track3.mixtape.moe/ptmubw.webm

>>66276720
>Tfw only get fatties and asian (brown) birds

asians always unmatch if you mention going on a date

fatties usually don't reply or stop replying

>>66276716
Brexit was ahead in the polls up until the last couple of days and even then it was relatively close. Plus the polls in the UK don't have the best track record having got the general election wrong last year.

Polls at this point of the presidential election cycle are incredibly accurate. Trump won't win.

>>66276634
t. Rasheed al-Paki

yanks just nuked ottawa to try and get my tanks out
howling

>>66276760
Except for all the polls saying Drumpf wouldn't win the primary

>>66276746
I've had some really hot lesbians superlike me. And like one bulldyke feminist landwhale

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stop talking about k-on lads

>tfw you'll never watch it for the first time ever again

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>>66276760
>trump is losing

ah yes

>>66276555
>finance and trade, and global/regional problems
These aren't the goal posts you had a moment ago. Small and transparent government, not elitist bureaucracies.

>>66276779
Even if he wins in terms of votes; America is plagued with voter fraud + corruption. Hillary is going to win either way.

>>66276768
I literally don't care lad. It would be hilarious of Trump win to see what he'd do and hilarious if he lost seeing a /pol/ chimp out for the ages.

lads

imagine actually leaving the uk

like getting on a plane

and leaving the uk

for thailand

fucking thailand

would neck myself if i ever did that

>>66276803
I remember I would watch an episode Every morning to start my day. Those were the most productive two weeks of my life. Nothing will ever compare to K-on and coffee to start the day.

>>66276804
>highcharts.com
Ah yes

>>66276840
So you're a Butlins man eh?

>>66276840
ah day atta yorkshar is a day wasted

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can't fucking think straight lads

bit cranky haha xx

>>66276840
only desperate cunts looking for a 'wife' and benders do it desu

>>66276818
what a pathetic opinion

>>66276804
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37450661?intlink_from_url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/topics/78080d81-2849-497e-bc3a-bf364626456b/donald-trump&link_location=live-reporting-story

whoa

>>66276809
It doesn't negate my point though.

The choice isn't between small transparent government and between elite bureaucracy.

the choice is between elite bureaucracy on it's own to fend against global currents, or elite bureaucracy in a cartel helping to set global currents.

We're not getting small transparent governments any road and small governments are ineffective for a variety of other reasons (think of economies of scale).

Do you want scotland to secede?

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lads its choose-day

and i choose you!

haha, bit of a sad act i am

>>66276840
both of my dad's workmates go to thailand a lot

one of them has a thai bride over there
the other is into ladyboys

>>66276800
are you a feminine-presenting person?

I sent an email to the women who held my misconduct hearing, listed a few reasons they shouldn't expel me

>my crime was objectively minor hence the 300 quid fine (in response to calling my crime severe)
>I am chemically castrated (in response their duty of care to students)
>I am not a bad person
>I really need this

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Just curious. Are the any british-asians on here? or is it just all middle class whites?

t.bangladeshi

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>>66276899
>10 points behind at this stage
JUST

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>>66276803
is it really that good? I watched the first episode once and died of boredom

>>66276940
im half pajeet

>>66276921
>didn't you literally just say this?

no

perhaps try to keep in mind that there are 27 people in this thread

>>66276929
Yes, 20 months of hormone therapy

>>66276936
infertility on hrt doesnt occur until around 6 months. even then its not complete. i know one girl who got her girlfriend pregnant and now they are having a child

>>66276940
/int/'s gotten kinda racist over the last few years.

>>66276940
This post implies benefit hounds are middle class.

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hanging out x

>>66276958
It's a literal masterpiece.

On par with Ulysses

So glad that we're now ruled by a far-right xenophobic tories rather than a parliament with french socialists and german trade unionists

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Breaking with Rome will make the pound drop into oblivion! Thanks, Protestants!

>>66276840
To be fair, it's not like England is much better. What is there even to do there? Football and-, yeah I think that's it.

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>>66276921
>Polls being reported in the UK media means they are UK polls

>>66276940
>british-asians
you mean pakis m8

>>66276981
haha

*loads rifle*

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the so called gf

>>66276973
My best friend in the world is a tr*nsgender person.

i really hate you all, you're all such terrible people it's incredible.

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>>66276996

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the Norwegian gf

>>66277000
Stuff your mouth with falukorv and never post here again, bargain bin Finn.

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>>66276966
desi?

>>66276968
Bangladesh is no where near Pakistan.

Also, why do native brits call indians ''pakis''?

>>66276940
No, but I'm Swedish-Asian.

>>66277061
>Also, why do native brits call indians ''pakis''?
racism
>desi?
half pajeet

Hi,

I just wanted you take a few more things into consideration before officially expelling me.

You still use the term "severe" to describe my actions (the most recent letter sent to me) when the courts decided that a £300 fine was a sufficient penalty for my actions, I don't understand why you keep exaggerating what I've done, objectively speaking this was a minor crime and it would be unfair if the punishment I receive from the university is far in excess of what the courts levied on me.

You mentioned your duty of care to other students, in response to this I can say that due to medication I am taking, I have been chemically castrated for the last 3 months. I am not sexually charged, if you believe I am a sexual threat to other students, as you may infer from knowing nothing more about me other than that I have a spent stalking conviction, this should alleviate those fears.

I am not a bad person, I'm not some someone who acts maliciously or causes upset for the sake of it, I just want to get my head down and push through but I'm struggling to find someone to give me a chance. People would realise this if they would just talk to me, engage me like a human being instead of keeping me at a distance where it's easy to ignore everything I say and keep their preconceived notions about me intact.

I really, really, need this, the last year I haven't been able to find work I've just been sitting in my bedroom all day, now I don't believe a degree will change that or much of anything, I could really do with another 6 months of being able to say I'm a student and delaying the real world and final decisions a bit longer.

>>66276973
castration is more an issue of libido than fertility. the universities concern is whether or not I'm a potential sexual predator, not whether or not I can get someone pregnant

>>66277030
how sad must you be to have a best friend you despise. cant find someone you can tolerate?

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>>66276597
why?
surely you've heard it a million times by now and desensitised yourself to it
where's the ending without the feels?

>>66277061
>That picture
Ah yes, London

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>economy rekt
>pound crashing
>1000s people losing their jobs
>white christians getting beaten up or killed

But we have our country "back" r-right, lads?

>>66277061
>Also, why do native brits call indians ''pakis''?
because you're literally the same people

>>66277086
obviously I don't hate my friend me and her are very close :)

I hate transgenders in general sense, because you're all really despicable.

Just bought 4chan ahaha

>>66277035
I haven't had that in ages. It's dog food-tier to me.

Pakis = Brown people
Chinks = All non paki asians

>>66276903
Remove the tumor but deal with the infection.

It doesn't matter how hopeless you perceive it to be, there was a snow ball's chance of seeing any influence towards the EU to the benefit of the British people on any level. The chances of influencing parliament for the betterment of the country for the people are far higher.

If we could not open the Scotland debate that'd be fine. I'm actually doing two things at once already.

>>66277119
alri Milo haha x

>>66277101
The economy has been wrecked for years if you hadn't noticed
The pound was going to crash anyway
Poles aren't even human, let alone white

>>66277115
Can't even deny that. We are fucking crazy and anyone willing to stick their dick in us is either equally crazy or desparate as hell.

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>paki itt

>>66277135
>The economy has been wrecked for years if you hadn't noticed

Not like it's going to be it hasn't

>The pound was going to crash anyway

Nope.

Keep dreaming that Brexit dream.

got to help my mate revise for his theory and can't even do 15 minutes of study a week for uni haha xx

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>>66277149

Been drinking so much tea my piss smells of it

Better watch yourself lads, I could do a wee in your tea and you would NOT have a clue

>>66277160
ugh, I hate them too

Central planning of the economy only perpetuates the boom/bust cycles because artificially lowered interest rates make for an inflation-friendly economy and recession is only a short way down the road from inflation

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Can foreigners join UK politics?

I'm making a political cabinet dream team atm. pic related

>>66277128
I'm fucking off any road from this country any road.

As I said there is a lack of will to change parliament both from the majority of people and from the way it is set up.

You sound like the people saying they can change the EU by being in it. You're saying you can change the parliament by giving it total power, in what is becoming essentially a single-party state.

Green tea really helps you diet

If you're feeling hungry, just have a cup of GT instead

>>66277126
I strongly disagree. If your country wasn't a part of the Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity pact, you're not Asian.

>>66277185
Bernie's brother is an MP for the Greens.

>>66277185
yeah, the old Green Party leader was Australian

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>Central planning of the economy only perpetuates the boom/bust cycles because artificially lowered interest rates make for an inflation-friendly economy and recession is only a short way down the road from inflation

dont get why thatcher gets such a bad rap

https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/788125220611690497

the gf is having suicidal thoughts again

>>66277145
Yeah.
I like my friend though, we look out for each other, keep each other company, sit around drinking cups of tea eating toast in my garden, talking about life and the universe.

she's really nice.

>>66277207
>East Asian Co-Prosperity pact,
>East
the clue is in the name

>>66277185
Corbyn and Bernie would work well
Blair is more like the Clintons

>>66277223
eternally triggered northerners

>>66277229
>having a garden
Lucky for some. All i can afford is a place with a concrete slab thats the size of a normal persons bathroom.

>>66277223
cos she was like literally satan m8

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Ah yes today's job is to plot out a viable route for a Middleton Metrolink extension.

This would be much easier if we could just go underground.

London save us.

>>66277230
>Greater
Anything past Greater East Asia is not any more Asian than Europe is.

business idea: impose a 25% of yearly earning tax on the poor (if you make under £30k a year) and give it to the bankers to help the pound grow again

>>66277229
Does she and
>>66277145
have BPD?

>>66277223
she represents a bygone era from before the Left took over our education and let us into the situation we're in now

>>66277240
it's my parents house, but they're always fucking off

i'm only here because i'm a job-hunting. there's an apple tree. I through stones at the highest fruit which are red (as opposed to the green low hanging fruit) and then give her the apples

>>66277226
the state of her 2bh

embarrassing

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>>66277135
B-b-but le Farage and le meme magic, r-right?

>>66277273
>BPD
she said she might, but i don't see it.

i think she's a bit of a hypochondriac dramatist.

having doughnuts and black coffee for brekkie lads

>>66277313
Damn Fine post.

>>66277201
I recognise who you are now.

You might argue things are already changing from the will of the people on a small level, or at least Theresa is pandering to some of it.

The government of the country having total power is pretty much a reason in and of itself regardless of how high you hold it. The principle of the matter although it may be lost on someone with no regard for nationalism at all.

Good luck with your move.

>>66277313
Might have one of the tacos I made last night.

>remoaner came here to cry again
l m a o
imagine being in a state of permanent anger

>>66277273
A bit, its gotten better. Im much more on the ocd spectrum to point i stabbed someone with a pen once in school because they moved my textbook out of alignment

>>66277275
Reminder that we''ll never be able to afford a house of that quality in our lives

>>66277301
Most trannies almost definitely have BPD tbqh, they're just latching onto the closest thing which gives them 'identity.' Shame, your mate will probably off herself in 5-10 years time.

>>66277323
>I recognise who you are now.
Retard. How can you recognise an anonymous poster.

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i voted out lads just to see what would happen

no regrets tbqh

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Pokemon!

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>Poles aren't even human, let alone white

>>66277342
A persistence in themes. You're never truly anonymous.

>>66277344
this

going to bed

>>66277344
The EU is going to come crashing down eventually. Better to be out of it now than when the shit really hits the fan

>>66277344
absolute madman haha

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>>66277299
Farage is a racist and a sexist. Fuck him!

Didn't he say that it's understandable for a company employer to not employ a woman?

He probably thinks women should be forced to stay at home.

He's also said he hates breastfeeding. remember that?

If it wasn't for western political correctness, he'd most likely remove womens vote.

As for his racism, don't get me started. I know a few blacks and romanian, and they're nice people.

It's scary to know that he's gaining popularity here. Plus he's next in line leader is a muslim who probably wants sharia law on women.

>>66277381
when was uk the glue holding the eu together

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>>66277334
>Shame, your mate will probably off herself in 5-10 years time.
I asked her if she would, and she said she wouldn't. I really hope the best for her, I feel as though she's just a person whose been afflicted with a really bad burden.

What I like about her is that, she actively tries to not make it the definition of her identity, but as much of a sidenote as eye-colour.
>>66277333
>Reminder that we''ll never be able to afford a house of that quality in our lives
pic rel

https://twitter.com/KieranHarris7/status/787559815795007488

found this on saras twitter

its actually pretty accurate

>>66277345
>they get shitter and closer to digimon every gen
and this is coming from someone who likes digimon

>>66277371
you can never be sure, because I don't know who I'm supposed to be.

>>66277445
really makes me think

>tfw trying to balance your multipel /brit/ identities at once.

>>66277416
nice pasta lad

get it from leddit?

There's no Brit/pol/ thread lads

>>66277422
I'm surprised that didnt fucking happen to me when i told my parents i was a tranny desu.
Can always crash at my dads if need be for a place to stay.

also holy shit that captcha required 7 street signs

sent a leery message to girl that had a status of "absolutely pathetic" haha

>>66277445
You're the lad that wants to move to America.

>>66277420
never but it might give other states the same idea m8

drop your shoulders

>>66277490
He's making fun of reddit politicians and a certain reddit comedian you utter runt.

>>66277522
>moving to america

""no""

everything I complained about the government being bad here, is equally bad in the US, plus everything in america is incredibly irritating.

>>66277420
Frankly, I'm quite happy they're out. When I think of "Europe" I don't think of England or Wales, I think of France and Germany.
The U.K. feel like the USA's little kid, even though it's technically the exact opposite.

>>66277537
I'd be more concerned about the impending Eurozone crisis.

how do you guys watch straight porn? everytime I try the bloke puts me off completely

is there a technique I'm missing or something?

wahey the leafs capitulated, U.S. next

Don't feel well lads

Feels like when I eat something it's not going down properly. Like it's stuck in my chest. Bit weird 2bh

>>66277561
Focus on her cock

>>66277553
So where are you moving?

Lads can you pay country wide transit fees on the trains or stations over there or should I pay in advance.

>>66277561
>watching straight porn
lmao

>>66277561
your either

a) a virgin
b) underage

or both

>>66277561
>how do you guys watch straight porn? everytime I try the bloke puts me off completely
Try gay porn.

i just want to thank Brits for giving us this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLaue1EfceA

>>66277589
I applied for some jobs in south africa, thailand, myanmar and got an interview for a job in india.

Reckon I'm going to play the wild-rover until i find somewhere i like.

>>66277598
I'm a virgin mate

so will I have to watch lez until (if ever) I lose it or what?

>>66277607
Sounds fun

If you end up here, get hold of me if you need anything explaining etc.

Anyone who doesn't think the BBC is biased, watch Jenny Hill's report on what Germany thinks of the possibility of Trump being POTUS.

>>66277561
Straight people don't care about the guys penis because they focus on the girl...

>>66277648
Does anyone still think the BBC is unbiased?

>>66277561
>cuck fetish
>gay
>sad loser's insert fantasy
pick any

>>66277648
Are you really implying anyone thinks the BBC isn't biased?

>>66277607
>india
what a shithole, literally

>>66277686
>the BBC is biased, watch

There are people who think CNN and Fox News are unbiased. Are you really implying there aren't people dumb enough to believe the bbc isn't?

>>66277684
this is the part I can't figure out

it's sitting in a room wanking while watching this bloke have a great fucking the shit out of this hot girl

business idea: show up to interviews 10 minutes late to show I don't conform to social norms and am an abstract thinker with immense depth in my knowledge

>>66277740
Kinda makes you a cuck doesn't it?

>>66277686
There are people on here that think it isn't.

>>66277606
thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFJC_qAJSrs


btw is he really English? CAn anyone confirm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvVyB4MToMY

>>66277594
wew guess I will find out

>>66277686
people on the right and left both complain

the BBC is the least biased news source in the world

>>66277740
try pov or porn that doesn't show the guys face

went through a similar stint where I'd see the bald runts orc face and immediately lose interest in wanking

>>66277777

>>66277706
CNN only gets like 200k viewers a day at prime time hours. NBC is only like 45k...

their impact on the general population is being severely overestimated

Why is it the fashion these days for girls to make their lips look as fat as possible?

also corsets and pornstar nails

>>66277871
Fat lips suck dicks better.

>>66277883
no they don't

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>>66277871
>Why is it the fashion these days for girls to make their lips look as fat as possible?
>
>also corsets and pornstar nails

>>66277894
Shut the fuck up Amir I'll brick your shitty terrace's windows in

>>66277833
literally irrelevant to my point what are you fucking on about?

>>66277871
Fat lips are a sign of arousal.

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Is Brian going to be okay?

>>66277945
Why are all comedians left wing

>>66278001
because all broadcasters are and none of them are going to give stage to le ebil bloody racist

>>66278001
right wing people can't tell jokes cos everything offends them

>>66278001
right wingers aren't funny

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>>66278061
nothing offends me

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>>66278094
so you dont mind this little kid wanting to be a qt trap?

>>66278001
only lefties can take the piss out of themselves and have some self-awarness

>>66278079
sam hyde is funny no he isn't he is cringe as fuck actually some of his new stuff is alright like world peace are you an edgy 12 year old sam is not funny in the slightest

>>66278094
>taking the bait
he wins

>>66278001
leftism won the culture war at the expense of losing the political/economic war

>>66278128
nothing wrong with future boipucci

>>66278144

NEW

new thread pls

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>>66278141
>leftism won the culture war

>>66278001
>>66278079
>believing in the left vs right me my

whatever it is, SJW's/feminists are at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to humour.

>>66278252
Alri Chubby Brown