Roast Singapore

>>66271326
> having a soul
> being Singapore

Pick one. Other than being hospital tier sterile you guys are alright.

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Why are Singaporeans such nice, hardworking people who hold good values?

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>>66271326
Singa-POOR

>>66271364
> tfw this is upscale property in Detroit

>>66271326
>tfw the best woman I've ever fell in love with was singapoorean
Send more qts here

>>66271343
>>66271350
Thanks, nice guys.
>>66271364
Meme-tier/10
>>66271397
Here: http://www.aspirantsg.com/25-hot-singapore-girls-to-follow-on-instagram-october-2015/

>>66271326
I know nothing about you

mmm... you are the country with 3 sexual genders? Or the place where everybody goes to fuck little children?

>>66271919
>you are the country with 3 sexual genders? Or the place where everybody goes to fuck little children?
You're thinking of Thailand.

>>66271326
you guys are nice but you faggots have a weird fucking accent which makes it sound like youre constantly angry.

>>66271326
>LKY was a dictator
This post would be illegal in SG

>>66271976
>la

>>66271955
oh, then I know nothing about Singapore

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> have weird dream
> about owning an automobile
> wake up
> pap goon knocking at my door wants 3'000 SGD fine from me for non-harmonious dreams
> reach into pocket for wallet
> "anon where is your wallet permit"
> pull three copies of wallet permit from wallet
> officer notices that item 3.12 on the second copy of the wallet permit is not certified by the Wallet Ministry through this month
> ohshi.png
> health officer and policeman appear behind the goon
> force me over my study desk and tear down my trousers
> health officer performs Human Rights (tm) approved inspection of my asscheeks
> policeman looks over local grown rattan cane for imperfections that could be detrimental to Human Rights (tm)
> THWACK.wav
> it opens the scabs over the wounds I got last week from my punishment for watching a non-pap politician speak on tv
> wish for the sweet grip of a noose around my neck and the view from the gallows at dawn at Changi Prison
> mfw the face of activism in my country is a 14 year old who read ayn rand

We fucking suck at driving. Driving here, compared to the US, is awful. The asian driver stereotype is true.

>>66271326
Soon I can travel 300 km/h on bullet train from KL to smuggle Wrigley's Spearmint to Singapore. Ha ha ha. Your government have opened the flood gates.