I'm trying to banter a French. Can /int/ help me?

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>>66251568
But why would you do that ?

>>66251568
Please, Aussies, give me your best banter.

>>66251764
I wanna get back at some bro for bantering me.

Bantering us is like the easiest thing to do, come on man.

tell him to go eat snails and then add a HON HON HON to it

>>66251932
I wanna think of something really creative. He's used to the
"Be French
Surrender" meme

>>66251995
make the french women shove baguettes up their assholes and then shit them back out for our entertainment.

their husbands can watch if they pay fee to us in front of their adulterous wives

They're so easily buttblasted that I've occasionally triggered them without meaning to

Call him Pierre and refuse to acknowledge him by any other name

>>66252155
Fuck his is Pierre.

>>66252078
You just triggered me, every time I see a canadian I cringe.

>>66252242
I'm curious. How do the French react to French-Canadians?

>>66252242
Bonjour, Pierre

I got an idea OP, you should ask him why france copied Quebec's language and culture, and insist with absolute aggression that Quebec came first

>>66251568
say anglo culture is great
that's a pretty good banter lie

>>66252643
Will that get him to throw and first punch and fight me?

>>66252242
>cringe

back to jeuxvideo underage

>>66252807
frig off james

>>66252324
It's like "wow, what the fuck are you saying"
and after 5 or 6 sentences "so you were speaking french all along !"

>>66252078
>this from Canada

I'm already triggered.

Hey, OP, just show him a Canadian flag.

>>66252807
>cringe
>jeuxvideo.con

Pick UN

>>66252952
Well, that's kinda mean but that's true.

>>66251568
Arabised arable Francais

>>66252324
a bit like meeting a retarded cousin, funny but kinda sad

>>66253003
>Well, that's kinda mean but that's true

Yep, and it's the same thing for all accents, have you ever watch the old movie "Marius", it's a shame we do not have these difference anymore in mere-France

>>66253075
DUDE, NOT TONIGHT

Thanks, America.

>>66253302
>have you ever watch the old movie "Marius"

Nope.

Why didn't you build fortifications along the border of Belgium? The Germans attacked you that way. Are you retarded? You totally should had build it.

>>66253559
>are you retarded

Of course.

Next question?

>>66253414
It's a good movie

>>66253559
There is a big forest that was supposed impenetrable at the time, it was risky bet by the German to attack from there

>>66253690
>a big forest
>impenetrable
lmao

>>66253990
By impenetrable I meant the generals didn't expect at the time that tanks could drive through the forest

>>66253075
These jokes always upset me because France's military record is actually impressive. The "le france surrenders XD" meme is so reddit

>>66251932
it's not even started but you alredy drop white flag

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>>66251568

banter a French, huh?

well take this!

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>>66254181
>But they did that shit in WWI
Also pic related

>>66254646
Pic related is an idiotic /pol/ I won't even comment on, especially coming from a Russian given the number of Muslim there is in Moscow.

For the WWI thing, tanks rolled on No man's land not through a very thick forest. Even though that takes nothing out of the stupidity of WWII generals

>>66251568
>banter a French
No idea. The French are so irrelevant.

>>66254181
>the generals didn't expect at the time that tanks could drive through the forest
lmao

remind him that the british liberated them from the nazis
they hate thanking nigel