Sentences that have never been uttered in world history

>British cuisine is among the finest in the world.

to a brit
>no! i like your teeth just the way they are

>I love you, anon.

>>66249728
You're alright.

Why do Americans put their salt in the fridge?

To be fair I don't think anyone have said that about Britain too in the last 50 years.

>Why do American's hate guns?

>>66249775
Why do europeans boil their socks instead of microwaving?

>Damn, the british sure did a good job with ...

>>66249661
>le british cuisine is bad meme
It's not the 1970s any more. There's a reason britain has more world-renowned chefs than any other nation.

>I am at Walmart, better not let this one out

>It looks like Australia has backed out. Should we just call the whole thing off?

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>>66250033

>I'm so glad you bought the Australian beef for dinner.

>download porno jrpg from sukebei
>turns out to be lolicon
>download another jrpg after making sure main character had tits
>turns out it was lolicon in disguise it turns into a kid

bit fucking sick of it all

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>>66250033
>mfw a Sudanigger makes fun of sharting
You'll never achieve this level of culture

>The British seems like reasonable fellows, I'm sure they'll understand why we'd rather do things our own way

>Here grandson, eat some more; you're as skinny as an American!

>>66249466
How are the French such manly individuals?

>That joke I heard at the German Comedy Club last night left me in tears.

>Maybe America really was right

>>66249466
>Amazing job by the chilean team of...

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>>66250383

>The United States has one of the best cultures in the world, and our exposure to it is not annoying in the slightest

>wow this scottish cuisine is delicious!

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>>66250395
Trans girls

>>66250285
Maybe not, besides the bacterial culture stewing in your faeces

Just knocking about Ameribros, no need for this to degenerate into senseless shit-flowing

>>66250260
way too specific to not be real. what a life, huh Australia?

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>>66250566
>senseless shit-flowing
It's a genetic condition, I can't help it

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>>66250468
>Haggis tastes bad

>>66250600
It happens to everybody, not just Americans, who eat high-fat, high-carb diets, and girls after abusive anal

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>>66250490
delet

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>>66250716
If you ever bully her...

Shit thread

>>66250845
I want to fuck her tho

>>66250927
Which one?

Also, who is that, all I'm getting from the name is a brand of almonds

>>66250977
A girl that I used to follow on Instagram, she lived close to a friend's house and suddendly, she popped in on Instagram. Huge attention whore but she got too much attention and closed all her accounts.
Almnasty was her username.

I'd fuck both, but I'd rather fuck the trap tbqh.

>>66251170
>I'd rather fuck the trap tbqh.
She's pretty qt, not gonna lie