You wake up in the Great Finnish Empire.

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Eat my morning mämmi and go to work.

Defect to Han empire and work for an independent svithjod.

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Go to work at energy drink factory to fuel the great empire

As any proud citizen of the empire I gloriously put ananas on my pizza.

Burn down the capital of Helsinki and stage a coup d'etat

Did they have conscription? I don't want to get sliced up by Korean Proto-Ninjas :(

>>66249949
If it's early enough, use your knowledge of their future to stop the Hyperwar from happening

Drink my vodka and eat borscht, then take a sled-ferry to Great Wall construction site.

Morning everyone. I feed my mammoth and check the news. Even in this timeline I have no gf.

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The truth is out there

>>66249895
new Resurgence now

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Embrace my beastmode genes like Jari

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>>66251959
I wonder if he has a skin condition of some kind.

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I would cum buckets

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>go sleep 11:00
>wake up at 19:30
>go to store buy 3 ES energy drinks
>post on /int/, current time 21:30
>open the second ES
Life is good.

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I would be so fucking happy

>>66252036
It's just an evolved skin, that allows him to withstand harsh Finnish weather