wtf

>be american
>wife goes into labour
>get shot while taking her to hospital
>while she is giving birth decide to go to walmart for burgers
>shart
>eat burgers
>get shot again
>return to wife
>hold your newborn son
>jewish doctor demands you pay several thousand dollars to uols your child
>pay him to support israel
>shart in pants

>>66247751
LMAO

>circumcision isn't on that bill
Hallelujah

>>66247751
>$13280.49 for giving birth
and even if you have insurance you still need to pay $1626.52
Holly shit land of the free

freedom ain't free

>>66251012
>>66251038
that's the price for choosing a shitty hospital.

1.6k for c-section is relatively okay

>>66247751
>$39.35 for holding your own baby

such is life in a libertarian paradise

It's not a shitty hospital it's just How the Industry Works (TM)
Fuck this nationalize everything

>>66253089
No,no,the invisible hand of the Free Market (TM) will fix this.
Nationalization is theft.

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It can always be worse

>>66254621
tfw I got my manboobs removed and 2 days of hospital bed for €0.00
just had to wait 6 months.

>>66255106
Some people don't have the option of waiting that long

>>66255135
Do you think private hospitals don't exist in countries with universal health care?

>ITT: Americans defending an obsolete healthcare system

You can have private and public health at the same time dumbasses

>>66255527
No ones defending it

>>66250754
*hold your wife's son

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>>66251254
>Americans seriously need to shop around for a hospital
>A service that is often used in life or death emergencies

>>66257159
They don't have private profit driven hospitals in the U.K.?

>>66257376
The difference is that can give birth or smash every bone in your body without the risk of being charged money because you weren't near enough to a certain hospital.

>>66247751
>americans pay 40 dollars to hold their wife's son

lmfao amerikeks

>>66257376
We do but often the government contracts them

>not having the freedom to get price cucked
lel

>>66250754
You forgot the tips

>>66247751
Lmao@america

>>66247751
FREE

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LOL

>>66263353
>venezuela

>americans literally need to pay 40 dollars to hold their wife's son

>>66250754
>no tipping
>no clapping
You will never be a unitedstatesian.

>>66263353
>We can only have america-tier healthcare or venezuela-tier healthcare
*claps

>>66254621
I had to have an MRI. It took so long I forgot about it.

>>66247751
>Delivery C section
>Quantity: 79
what

>>66251254
Its the price of freedom

>>66264256
it's the baby's weight

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_total_health_expenditure_per_capita

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>>66264285
>how much did your baby weigh
>79

>>66264424
79kg is below average for american babies

>>66264391
The WHO study's giving me mixed messages

>>66264285
So the charge by the pound

>>66264575
kek

>>66247751
>give birth
>$13280.49

WHAT THE FUCK

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>>66264391
I swear to god whatever happened in the 80s ruined everything. It's when everything went to shit, income, wealth distribution everything! Fuck the 80s.