/brit/

What's /int/ and /brit/ like at around 4am?

/brit/ more like /shit/

in swansea ama

zuko best redemption arc of all time

>>66235283
Full of Yanks

Hello, i like France

>>66235283
boring slow and fucking teeming with JF

>>66235296
uni

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karen lads

>>66235296're fat

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*sits on your desk*

>>66235283
12-3 am is the best time desu
after that its mainly Yanks and Candians
and before that its normie hours where the exact same things are talked about every day

>>66235288
have you seen lisicki?

might just purposely waste the day rather than doing it by accident

>>66235335
no

at work

>>66235325

get your fat arse off my desk!

Business idea: apply for jobs that require 2 years of work experience even though I have no work experience.

quite liking this 'eating popcorn for breakfast' meme

business idea: lie on your CV and if they ask for references, give them takeaway phone numbers

>>66235358
Worth a try lad

>>66235358
protip: "2 years of work experience required" just means no work experience required

it's just to weed out as many runts as possible

>>66235381
Done this except give mates numbers as have them pose as previous employers

Two fat chav women chatting utter shite in the GP waiting room lads, what do?

>>66235381
unironically did this before

>>66235397
what if it says 3 years of experience?

>>66235419
Try

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Post comfy pics of the UK

business idea: hire neets

Better business idea: lie about experience /references on your CV and give numbers to various cheap burner phones you've bought, ready to impersonate various people when they ring

>>66235424
what if it explicitly says

>Experience: If you do not have the relevant experience we require your application will be rejected.

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>>66235427

>>66235447
Apply it anyway and consider your jobcentre quota filled for the day

>>66235447
that means they dont actually want to hire anyone and are just putting up a position because their boss says so

>>66235447
So make up the relevant experience and give the phone number of a good mate and tell him to be ready to impersonate a former employer

business idea: stop bitching about job ads and cvs and start my own business called business idea

>>66235447
just apply anyway
give the cunts in hr some work

Business idea: get embarrassed when employers recognise your voice while you're pretending to be one of your own references

business idea: sell business ideas

Business idea: get an interview and then muck it up by being a complete autist

>>66235405
mutter something about them being drains on the tax system and the upcoming day of the rope

Business idea: ask /Brit/ users to pose as your references and/or use the Kev soundboard to respond to such calls.

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the gf

>>66235501
>brown qt

Good lad

>>66235501
LITTLE

>>66235461
I'm not on JSA, I'm literally just looking for a job.

>>66235501
>year of our Lord 2016
>wearing coloured chinos
end it mate

Swiss people are a bore, they belong in the bin.

business idea: apply for jobs that have (URGENT) in them then on the day of the interview ring them up and tell them you've already got a job

>>66235501
mind she doesn't poke your eye out with that beak

In the back streets lads

Haha, might get mugged

>>66235501
Pakis are the master race

>>66235527
my uncle lived in Switzerland for 2 years and said Swiss people are the rudest, most stuck up people hes ever met

business idea: wear jeans and a hoody to interviews to show you're not a sheep and you think outside the box

>>66235546
They really are but their women are so fucking beautiful

>>66235524
Poshos and povvos wearing coloured chinos are two different things lad

Business idea: apply for jobs that have (URGENT) in them then, after being offered a contract and assured them you'll sign, tell them you disagree with the capitalist mode of production.

1
2
uniflu

business idea: respond to questions in interviews with a question for the interviewers

the MISFITS were my favourite band when i was like 14 and im THOROUGHLY enjoying a re-listen at 22

>>66235567
doesnt matter who wears them
you look like a pleb either way

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>>66235574
Anon, that just seems silly!

paramore were my favourite band when i was like 15 and im THOROUGHLY enjoying a re-listen at 23

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Business idea, become a trans racial, trans sexual, trans national latina maid and suck off white men for 50 p

>>66235527
how can one country speak like 6 different official languages?

>>66235596
like father like son eh? ahahaha

I unironically have 3 girlfriends

one of them knows about the other 2 but the other 2 don't know shit

Business idea: attack random people in the streets and steal their personal belongings

Unironically would reject a reference that only gave a mobile number

Battlefield 1 comes out at midnight lads

>>66235288
>>66235312
uplands or brynmill?

>>66235627
>niggerwashing history
no thanks bud

business idea: reply to the question "where do you see yourself in 5 years" with the answer "junior doctor"

>>66235637
lowlands

NEED a qt crank gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JISQ_Wz3Q-g

>where do you see yourself in 5 years

do people actually plan that far ahead or am I just a careless runt?

Business idea: attend interview with a massive ghettoblaster that you just plop on the table as if its no big deal

BUSINESS PROPOSITION: turning into a martian

>>66235616
wahey wahey

>>66235625
Ah yes hang on let me just include the landline phone I'm never around to answer

>>66235656
Fresher confirmed

>>66235670
>where do you see yourself in 5 years
Ideally still here, maybe a bit higher up. I'm not too fussed as long as I have a steady income and work indoors.

>do people actually plan that far ahead or am I just a careless runt?
A lot do, but that's usually due to needing to pre-plan weddings and kids and shit

business idea: whenever the interviewer asks you a question you cant answer reply with "that'll be all from you thanks" then look into space

>>66235670
im going t have finished my trade and hopefully won a few amateur fights

>>66235692
>A lot do, but that's usually due to needing to pre-plan weddings and kids and shit
oh right girl stuff

I WALK DOWN CITY STREETS ON AN UNSUSPECTING HUMAN WORLD

IN-HUMAN IN YOUR MIDST

WRONG WAY

DOWN A ONE WAY STREET

>Where do you see yourself in 5 years

the only correct answer is

>Hopefully on the other side of this table

I'm 30 years old

Imagine how incredible it must be to have a girlfriend who's infertile

No condoms no pulling out no nothing

Bliss

WALKING DOWN THE STREET YOU'RE AVOIDING THE COPS

WITH YA SIZE TEN BOOTS AND A NUMBER ONE CROP

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>>66235755

>>66235757
Yeah traps are nice

>>66235757
...until she tells you that it was a "mix up" and she was fertile all along and is now carrying your baby.

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>>66235755

That cup of tea tasted horrible

BUT A NIGGA WANNA KNO

BABY GIRL ARE YOU GOIN SUCK IT AW NAWT?
YEEEEEEAAAAH, MY DICK HARD AS A MOTHERFUKKAH

>>66235755
>>66235776
bloody hell

just blew the fuck out of this commie bender on /sci/

>>66235792
That's a different case lad

>>66235815
>>66235776
>>66235755
I hope you get sectioned

Need a latina maid to suck me off

BASS IN THE PLACE LONDON

>>66235815
>if he doesn't deliver, it's on him

already setting up your next target to blame?

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>>66235815
You're still going to kill yourself when the uni boot you, right?

You can't let us down again.

>Didn't have the nerve to just say I have gender dysphoria
>Didn't say I have gender dysphoria

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Fuck's sake lads, worked 6 shifts at my shitty pub last week, and the one day that I had off was the day that the best-looking actress to ever grace Coronation Street, Georgia May Foote, came in for her fish and chips. Would have LOVED the opportunity to blush and stammer my words while talking to her desu.

>>66235627
cant wait to play as a strong POC fighting for Germany

business idea: show up in a tuxedo for a job interview as a parody of workplace formality

>>66235671
is this you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yWQNSwicDw

HER HEAD CRAZY

GUESS THAT MAKE HER IN-SANE


>>66235815
there is a point at which you may have been able to turn your life around but that point was long, long ago

anyone else get this vague feeling of the universe righting itself when they see the suicide rates for trannies?

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/787889195507417088

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>>66235879

qt receptionist has a delicious badonkadonk

>>66235795
Carefully next time.

>>66235879
the fire rises

>>66235847
reckon she went in there specifically to meet you and all

>>66235872
actually those suicide rates are inaccurate

>>66235879
>roadworks accidentally cuts an internet cable
>OH NO THEY'RE COMING FOR ME

absolute runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZpEWzM0Yuw

this is the best song ever written

why is civ 6 out on friday and not tuesday like every other game this is shite lads

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>>66235755

>>66235915
>world burns because hungover council worker pressed the wrong button

>>66235930
not everything releases on the same day

>>66235815
Your fucking yourself up over a stupid phase

>>66235854
>how dare wwi not be white washed

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>>66235260
serious question here

Why don't all you k-pop fags just...

go to Korea rather than spamming k-pop idols, koreans are thirsty for british guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnAnsNaRgYc

> actually reading and replying to ribena
the state of you

>>66235945
don't worry lad, he was never likely to contribute meaningfully to humanity

even his posts on /brit/ are boring a shite

>>66235902
There's a high likelihood that she would have been so enamored by my boyish shyness that we would have slept together that very night and ended up getting married. As it happened she had to put up with my runtish colleagues mechanically asking her if she wants garden or mushy peas with her fish and chips. Life is simply not fair.

>>66235930
>Civ 6 is 50 fucking quid
>can't complain about the american getting it cheaper because 50 quid is 60 dollars

reee

Not paying 50 quid for it fuck that

stop replying to it ffs

Man you don't realise until you have something to contrast with, but Goran/Eames episodes are so boring. The Logan episodes are really engaging by comparison.

>>66235966
No it's a phase just like every other tranny.

>>66235930
>turn based grandpa strategy game
>video game
>playing video games
>2016!

fucking yanks get off my streets

>ywn like a song so much they send in Eric fucking Roberts to shut you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKDdT_nyP54

>>66235984
very good post

latvians are honorary anglos now

>>66235971
>

the best part was goren acting like a retard and tricking people

>>66235984
which is better; Latvia or Estonia?

i already know about Lithuania lol

>>66235969
stop Streisanding it

>>66236009
esti has the better flag

Queen, Tea and Scones wahey

best way to kill scottish people? asking for a mate

>>66236009
Fuck off we're full

>>66236009
in what way? Estonia is way more progressive than us
but also richer

>>66236030
sunlight

>>66236030
heroin overdose

>>66236016
Stop redditting it

Anyone going to see Death Grips in London tonight?

>>66236028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA

>>66236030
poisoned haggis, rat poison works especially well

nine hundred dollari-doos??!

>>66236077
bin yourself

>>66236044
>more progressive

i doubt that means anything compared the levels of cuckdom we experience in western europe.

whats Riga like?

>smoke a couple of joints a night and drink vodka alone
>beginning to forget stupid shit and my hands are a bit shakey

Ah yes, I definitely don't regret this

>>66236092
farken strewth me friggin mate, what's the hole

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>>66236030

>>66236104
Wow anon you're so cool

>>66236098
lived there for a year, pretty good if you dont go to the shithole Russian neighbourhoods
lots of Brits and yanks in the weekends

>>66236104
should have gone for a run instead, m8. haha

>>66236092

AAAAAAANDY

>>66236092
TOBIAS

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favourite composer lads? tchaikovsky for me 2bh

one night i was so fucking marijuaned i thought this song was the greatest piece of musical composition ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdB296pKdPI

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>>66235247
>Zuko edition
ewww

>>66236155
runt

have not been on /brit/ much since getting a gf desu

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>Hi

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>>66236159
gtfo Azulie

>>66236178
2>4>1>3

>>66236178

2 > 3 > 4 > [POWER GAP] > 1

>>66236178
I like how black girls become prettier to more the nigger is bred out of them

got a moist arse

>>66236178
*revs gas chamber*

alri lads haha

>66236178
THOTS BEGONE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>66236178
you're supposed to put the cotton in the box not glue it to your head

>>66236171
good, fuck off FONT

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>>66236219

Too much adderall /brit/ time to take it out on you lot instead of texting random people who I wont care about in a few hours.

>>66236171
fuck off ed

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>>66236219

>>66236207
>you will never be a plantation owner and have your own mulatto fuck toy while subtly turning her against the field niggers and vice versa

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>>66236200
>>66236203
>>66236207
>>66236216
>>66236219
thicc

you're all poo heads

>>66236207
not always
https://xhamster.com/movies/6615068/good_african.html

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rorke

>>66235305
Don't we all

>>66236294
yeah?

>>66236294
speaking

>>66236293
na she's ugly too

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Had a think to this

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what's /brit/ doing today

reckon I might be an arsehole lads

and not the cool, dark, brooding arsehole like in the films

just a generally unlikable, unpleasant person

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>>66236235
>>66236253
*barks at you*
ROOOF ROOOOF ROOF!!!
*pounces at you*
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
*you're visibly shaking*
*i start licking you*
you: o-oh good dog ... heh-
*my saliva is actually liquid dimethyltryptamine*
*i interrupt you as you're talking*
yeah so basically i haven't done ayahuasca but i've done DMT and DMT is about 10 times more potent. what DMT is is N-Dimethyltryptamine which the body naturally produces. your liver produces it, your lungs produces it, but most importantly your pineal gland actually also produces it which really just goes to show how fucking normal it must be if your mother fucking brain is producing it. so i the last time i did DMT ... its been about a year but yeah im ready to taste mother gaia again. basically you smoke it -- right -- so you take 3 puffs -- big puffs and then that's it you're fucking blasted i mean mother gaia just carries you into her bossom as you experience this dimension of infinite fractals and universal warmth. it's comparable to doing about 10 mushrooms. i remember having a conversation with ari shaffer about, if you do physchedllics its impossible to be a cunt because you just get too introspective which is why it really fucking blows my mind that people dont do it i mean everyone should do it- ,*clears throat* excuse me at, least once in their life.
*pauses*
whats this, young jaimie?
jaimie: it's an article which just came out that shows that the um painkiller industry just donated 2 million dollars to the preventation of legalisation of maurijuana in arizona

>>66236364
gym

>>66236327
pretty gay thing to say

Lord Palmerston

>>66236369
*gets the zip*
*changes the channel*

http://www.strawpoll.me/11447018
http://www.strawpoll.me/11447018
http://www.strawpoll.me/11447018

hmmmm....

>>66236364
Chopping up a fallen tree from the storm then caulking the gasket around my garage door to seal it to the new PVC board I put up (old wooden flashing was starting to look worse for wear) then going to the paint store to get some samples for the PVC board

After that I'll go to the gym then fishing after that (two could be switched depending on how early I get done with the home maintenance)

*checks the time*

*it's 11am already*

haha....

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>>66236187
Shoo zuzu fan, Azula is a rightful Fire lord

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the bf

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What shall I say to this filthy little tart then boyos

might just go back to sleep lads haha

>>66236448
I'll show you lightening

just checked my life expectancy

apparently it's 10 years less than my peers

>>66236369
i say really harsh things when I'm drunk, in quite pleasant sober though

>>66236467
I got a house with windows and doors
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

>>66236452
my favourite gay person is norfolk. thats by no means to say i dislike you, but youre not my personal favourite gay person

>>66236467
polos fucking done and its even more done if you didn't rack it, which you didn't, because you're a girl

>>66236364
Busting for a piss in Dublin

>>66236521
same de.su

4 bottles of wine
4 bottles of vodka
12 bottles of beer

I need to stop

gonna start wrapping up my whole life lads. bout time this shit came to an end

getting my daily dose of ben shapiro

>>66236496
*stares angrily and then shoots katara

>>66236546
:)

>>66236548
bloody nora it's only 11

>>66236551
good lad

do you think we'll all be here in 70 years still shitposting?

>>66236584
the 'chons days are numbered
I'd be surprised if it still exists in 2020

have to go shops but desperately cant be arsed

going to make tea and forget about it for 2-3 hours

>>66236609
what will I do for human interation after that?

>>66236630
start chatting with your heroin dealer

>>66236609
Something will be made in its place

Dunno whether many people will go on it though, think I'd just stop altogether if this place went down the shitter.

>>66236609
a consortium of alt-right sociopaths are buying it though. it will be safe for generations to come with Milo and Martin at the helm

you know that feeling when you eat so much pizza that you can feel the weight of your half digested food pressing on the shit in your colon so it feels like you're constantly going to prolapse

>tfw been on 4chan for 7 years

>>66236656
nah can't say i do

>>66236609
I don't think that a multipurpose forum such as this can disappear.
It will exist, but people shall change of course...

>>66236649
>a consortium of alt-right sociopaths are buying it though

what a nightmare

>>66236668
Get a Life(tm)

>>66236584
essentially yes. its not as if computer use is going to regress in the future. 4chan might not be around but there will be an equivalent

>>66236704
I've got one though, I go to a top uni, have friends, and I'm generally pretty successful

>>66236656
not at all

you sir are a fucking abomination

wouldn't mind going for a bike ride with the puppers but I think I'd look a twat and they'd probably pull me into the canal

>>66236723
i can guarantee one of those things is true pal

>>66236656
hahaha um

*walks away and grabs a chair and then breaks it over your fat head*

>>66236735
do you get pleasure from intentionally hurting the feelings of people you don't know online?

heard a rumor that parts of london are no-go zones because they're full of muslims. not even the police go there

is it true

doing a poo lads

>>66236746
not
one
word

>>66236759
umm this is a radical centrist general

/pol/ is that way ------>

what default programs does mac os come with

>>66236767
yes

>>66236769
yes, not even safe in their cars

avoid engagement of it

>>66236769
>london

anything south-east of Solihull is a no-go zone

>>66236806
how could your gov't let it get that bad...

>>66236769
That's why we hire muslim police

made tea

strongly considering buying a kettle for the room

going to the kitchens effort have to go up and down stairs

disavow interaction

Chuck Norris facts xD

>>66236895
good times

Just had a look at /qa/ lads, what a state
Literally every poster is an alt right anime runt with aspergers

>>66236769
I'd imagine they're not literally no-go areas, but still very unpleasant to visit and inhospitable to anything unislamic

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fresh new gimmick off the presses lads, get it while it's hot

>youtube content creators try to make their videos longer than 10 minutes now so they get more youtube money
>as a result the quality drops

ah yes

time to microwave this lasagne

>BBC sorry for showing footage of gorilla instead of Nicola Sturgeon
how did they tell the difference

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>>66236793
tell me what default programs you use on windows and I'll tell you if we have them on mac

ignore the bottom line and it's pretty much them all, aside from a lot of sysutil stuff in the "other" folder

why is it so fucking cold

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The Jews are after me lads

what kind of attention seeking turbo runt copy-pasta's their own post in the same fucking thread

>>66236977
Looks like a fucking tablet

>australia
>cold

>>66236994
all the heating oil was used up cooking chips for your mum

>>66236994
Bloody fuckin pakis and bloody fuxkkng gobal warming maye its the fucmkg jews fuxking kikes mYe fickkng heebz pal they want to fucki g kill all thr whtes mate whte gencde nate thats whsg ig is

>>66236994
it was 11 degrees the other night...idk what the deal is ay

>>66237022
mate thats tops off weather

>fifteen hundred
it's one thousand five hundred you pillock

>>66236977
windows explorer, windows media player, paint, windows photo viewer, gadgets, windows movie maker, microsoft office etc
what are the mac equivalents

the pizza shits are coming out lads, bit like a bunch of old shoes falling out of a loft

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>>66237001
it's the app launcher you spastic, that's literally the point

here's what it looks like 99.9999% of the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQQD4Jevi_Q

>it's a "John takes the piss" episode

oh yes

>>66236178
Hate that frizzy black woman hair, really unattractive

>Popcorn Time
Runt alarm blaring at 115 decibels

>>66237045
hahaha alri penguin

>>66237086
>uTorrent
>on Mac
>not using Transmission

lmao you utter plen

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>>66237110

Considering hiring an epileptic girl to let me shag her while she ha a fit

Thoughts?

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>not liking popcorn

>>66237141
gets stuck between the teeth innit

/brit/?

more like /poopoo/

>went to buy toothpaste
>cute girl at the counter
>smile
>she suggests I buy two more packs of toothpaste
wew

Doing a poo

>>66237064
>windows explorer,
finder

>windows media player
quicktime, but obviously get a better third party player

>paint
image preview (it has lots of tools)

>windows photo viewer
photos

>gadgets
don't even know what that is

>windows movie maker
imovie

>microsoft office
apple pages, or just pirate office for mac

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>/brit/

>went to buy condoms
>cute girl at the counter
>smile
>she suggests I buy two more packs of condoms
wew

>>66237141
Popcorn is the new gimmick atm, loads of hipstery popcorn brands popping up with shit flavours like coconut.

>>66237185
thanks haha

pinching a loaf boys

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>>66237156
no

>>66237141
popcorn's disgusting la

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>>66237128
are you blind? you're special kinds of retard

Jaw muscles are absolutely fucked from the weekend (no, not from sucking so many willies you joker, from the pingaz). Got the dentist this afternoon as well. Hope he doesn't somehow know.

>went to buy deoderant
>cute girl at the counter
>smile
>get near her
>she suggests I buy two more cans of deoderant

Cadbury's US owners paid no UK corporation tax last year on sales of £1.7bn, profits of £177m.

That's the last Fruit and Nut I'll buy.

having a wank lads I'm doing a poo
having a good hard think about you
poos and wanks and fuck off yanks
having a rest and doing my best

>>66237186
>Be Mathematician
>Want to scream that Proof by Example is not a God Damn math proof you fucking casual at the image
sorry m8

>>66237203
same haha

imagine that

two lads thousands of miles away taking shits at the same time while posting about it in the same forum

bit mental haha

>girl on facebook complains about being fat
>proceeds to like/share/comment on videos of food

hmm

>>66237225
>maths undergrad thinks he's a mathematician

shut up you self-important bellsniff

>>66237225
what a fucking first year runt you are

picture this?
>axiom one: if a person can fit their own fist inside their mouth then they have a big mouth

>>66237208
only if it's drenched in butter

very lightly salted is wonderful

>>66237229
Just did one, bit messy 2bh

do we have a real new? shan't be entertaining that new

>>66237193
>be me some years ago
>buying condoms
>some 15 years old girls are giggling in front of the condom shelf
>I pick the standard skyn 8-pack
>"these aren't the king sized ones anon"
>giggle and blush
what did they mean by this