post things you're jealous of americans having, because

>>66235104
Freedom

Affordable housing

Black people

*Pretend I have a European flag*

Never had a basement or an attic. I feel ripped off.

>>66235104
You've already posted this, kys autist

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>Wendy's
>muscle cars

>>66235104
freedom of speech
women that don't look like men
muscle cars
guns
forrests
deserts

>>66235104
I still don't know what a fraternity or soroity is

>tfw tumble dryers are illegal in the UK

>>66235236

same in France, making me jealous everyday of yankee

>>66235104
A history that isn't completely boring until World War 1

>>66235104
>blacked.eu

>>66235104
>tfw we have all those things except fucking big muscle cars, since the weather destroys them

You could say the same thing about the Midwest I guess

Money.
Resources.
Cheap gasoline.

>>66235142
Same. Had a shitty, damp crawlspace and and the "attic" was basically another crawl space above the second floor but with no access to plumbing.

>>66235104

That grinder in the sink for disposing food waste. My mam saw my gran aunt use it and was amazed

>>66235104
Accomplishments

>>66235236
>>66235267
Wut. Why are they illegal?

Space, so much space and wilderness.

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>>66235367
danger 5 was a nice tv show

>>66235362
They're called garbage disposals, you can probably get one installed if you really want to.

>>66235382
The only good thing about commiefornia are its parks, they are amazing.

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>>66235382

>>66235201
Germany doesn't have forests?
Also:
>Guns
>all the celebrities I grew up watching

>>66235395

Our house is pretty old and our pipes are narrow. Would probably block it

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>>66235104
>True Freedom of Speech with no ambiguous hatespeech laws
>Constitution you can't just wipe your ass with
>Right to bear arms and being able to protect yourself against an intruder/attacker without the risk of getting punished yourself

>>66235376
too much noise.

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>>66235432

>>66235421
Can't you just buy on the black market? I highly doubt Mexican police actually enforce shit.

>>66235236

Joking right?

>>66235448
what? you turn it on for a few seconds and that is it. Im sure your pakis do much more noise.

>tfw we only have 5 channels on TV

>tfw americans have like 1000s

>>66235471
>Implying any of them have anything good on them.

T.V. is fucking pointless, you can everything on the internet nowadays.

>>66235471
most are music stations, sports, or shitty channels that constantly show old shows. Maybe 10-20 are worth watching depending on what you enjoy.

Besides, cant remember the last time I watch tv, most of the stuff on tv you can get off the internet.

optimism

>>66235460
>>66235467
nah it's against most area's local bylaws because they cause too much noise complaints.

me mam would love one, she's always putting lcothes out on the line

>>66235471
And they're all fucking shit. Maybe fifteen years ago some were still good.

>>66235448
holy shit? really?

we have tumbler driers in multi stories apartments. I can sometimes hear them run. no biggie

>>66235514
>>66235499
>>66235503
I'd say 2 of ours are sometimes decent

the other 3 are shit

I'd also love to go to a bowling alley. I've played traditional bowls, but it's not quite as exciting as the bowling I've seen in the films.

>>66235451
They are not that hard to get if you know people (usually car repair shops and cab drivers have access to them) but it seems pointless to have one if you can get ammo or a place to practice

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>>66235509
>they cause too much noise complaints.
I dont understand, how fucking loud are the dryers over there? How close are the houses built over there? Our houses are made out of cheap cardboard and I still can't hear it when I go to my garage and do my laundry.

>>66235531
Nah BBC 1, BBC 2 and itv 1 are alright, the other two I don't like though

>>66235552

No bowling alleys either? I know an alley an hour from where I live.

>>66235560
The ammo might be tedious to get I'll admit, but just drive out to the middle of the desert if you want to practice.

>>66235590
the accoustics of bricked terraced houses makes it amplified a bit.

as i said i'm dead jealous of americans for having them

>>66235177
in n out > wendy's

>>66235598
ireland is a little bit more americanised than us.
>>66235595
>likes ITV
>doesn't like C4
literal runt.

>>66235590
Imagine the average American house.

Halve it. Halve it again.

Now you have a spacey British house.

spray cheese 2bh

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>>66235641
in cities?

>>66235669
everywhere pham

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>>66235624
My american friend always talks about wendy's, I think he never tried in n out, need to ask him that after he wakes up.

>>66235651
sweden and nordic countries have it I believe.

>>66235686
Its shit. Best burgers usually come from mom and pops places. Trust me, I'm a talking burger.

>>66235471
But British TV is miles ahead of the US TV in terms of quality.

>>66235686
They're all in California with a handful in Nevada,Arizona, and Utah.

>>66235707
I like their documentaries, that is true but nope.

>>66235605
Any advice on a gun to get my fellow burger? I always liked revolvers like the one that Clint Eastwood uses in dirty Harry

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>>66235687
>sweden

>>66235677
I have to see it to believe it. I doubt you guys are fucking japan.

>>66235471
This what your TV license gets you,, only 5 channels? wtf

Stuff like Walmart, Costco etc. or whatever people go and buy their stuff from.

I love cooking and doing DIY shit in my free time.

But I cannot find any materials for crafting or ingredients for cooking.

We have big supermarkets, but it's filled with same shit.

who else remembers their first trip to an american restaurant.

My da came back from work and said 'We're not eating chippy tonight lad, we're going to to one of these American (italicised) restaurants'.

Then me and my family all dropped whatever we were doing ran into Da's rover metro and off we drove to the new mcdonalds to try burgers and fries for the first time.

It was probably the most special moment of my youth.

>>66235759
they dont get commercials but so does netflix and you get more shit.

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>>66235703
Ye, he said that too, but he's too autistic to go to non chain places.

>>66235713
Oh, he's from texas, so he probably never tried it.

>tfw houses larger than 1000 sq ft are illegal
>tfw air rifles are banned
>tfw you can get arrested for owning a kitchen knife

>>66235142
He didn't make a masturbation fortress in his basement

>bowling alleys
Pretty fun, desu. They usually have pretty cheap beer.

>popcorn at cinemas
Meh, I am not a huge fan

>translucent pepsi
Never had it

>hotdogs
Amazing, but only try Hebrew National or Nathan's hotdogs.

>houses with basements
My house does not have one ;_;

>houses with attics
Pretty convinient senpai.

>houses with a separate room for dining
Do bongs not have this?

>varied landscapes
The South is the best, no contest

>big muscle cars
Pontiac GTO > everything else

>eating a really big chicken on "thanksgiivng"
Turkey generally tastes great; they are also fun to hunt.

>high school varisty jackets
Had one, but wore it once. Lettered in Rugby.

>cheeleraders
Broad range here

>college fraternities and soroities
I am in one right now, and it is pretty great desu.

>those cool lockers they have in high school
Meh

>50s diners
N/A

>>66235759
the first two channels have no adverts thanks to the license.
>>66235744
we're about half the size of japan with half the population.

>>66235104
>>bowling alleys
>>popcorn at cinemas
>>translucent pepsi
>>hotdogs
>>houses with basements
>>houses with attics
>>houses with a separate room for dining

Do you grow up in the Blitz or something? You can probably find these in most cities in the 3rd world.

Guns
Large roads
Liberty to be what you are
Federalism

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>>66235231
you pay money to be a member of a club. some (not all) of the club members live in a big house together. They have parties at that house every weekend with lots of beer, drugs, red plastic cups, and girls. You're automatically invited to the parties by being a member of the frat. If you're a freshman, it's your job to hassle any males who try to come to the parties without bringing women. random women are allowed to come uninvited, but they can't be butt-ugly.

Girls join sororities if they want to relive certain elements of high school social life. In particular, the social hierarchy with popular kids, and unpopular kids. A college is too large for any real cliques to form, but they can form within the "greek system" (aka sororities and fraternities)

>>66235821
>londoners gloating over everyone

we can't all afford to live in kensington, your majesty

>>66235832
>you pay money

that's lame as fuck why do movies never say this?

>>66235821
Don't ruin it.

>>66235832
>Americans pay for their friends
audibly kekked at this

>>66235859
some do, some don't, but when I herd that, I also said fuck that. It wasn't cheap btw.

>>66235816
you have cable though right?

>>66235737
Just go on /k/, I don't actually own guns so I don't know what to tell you.

1.Cheap fuel (Gasoline, natural gas oil, wind energy, nuclear, OUR OWN electric grid)
2. Cheap labor from Mexico
3. 2nd largest port in the US
4. NASA
5. Once you get your licence, in and out of a gun shop in under an hour.
6. BBQ
7. 20 mph over the speed limit.
8. for $250,000 you can have a huge house

BUTTTT it's hot as fucking hell.

T. Texas

>>66235859
to be fair, dues go towards funding activities and upkeep of the house.

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>>66235421

the last few forrests might as well be destroyed to create cheap homes aka ghettos.

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>>66235885
yeah but it costs too much so most people just stick with the terrestial tv.

we have this though, which is pretty cool

>>66235887
Texas and chicago, mind as well live under the devils sweating ballsack.

>>66235784
>tfw still haven't been to an american restaurant

is it true what they say? do they really serve flavoured milk?

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>>66235920
nostalgia'd hard

>>66235931
Don't forget the humidity m8
Yeah, but we have AC. Chicago and heat does not compute for me, but I don't know how y'all stand sitting in your house in 90+.

>>66235967
>really serve flavoured milk?

Unless you mean chocolate milk I don't know what the fuck your talking about.

>>66235967
Strawberry and chocolate

>>66235988
at the american restaurants they serve milk that tastes of chocolate or strawberries with big straws in it? or so i've heard

I've love to try it some day

>>66235967
>serve flavoured milk?
I dont understand, what do you mean?

>>66235988
>>66236004
>>66236014
he means a shake.
he's never been to an american restaurant.

>>66235983
>Don't forget the humidity m8
that is why I said sweaty. That is why I like commiefornia in that front, at least it is dry heat.

>>66236032
holy fuck, they don't have shakes in britain? that's horrible.

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>>66235920
>tfw British Telecom will be rolling out this new "internet" infrastructure soon
We'll have speeds of over 50kb/s soon, what a time to be alive.

>>66236039
San Diego in July is perfection.

>>66236074
they have them but only at american restaurants like burger king and mcdonalds. many people haven't been to them yet.

>>66236008
Well we have chocolate milk and strawberry milk they're colored differently from what they put in them.

But the "big straws" you probably mean a milkshake or "shake" for short which isn't actually straight milk it's very thick with lots of cream and a traditional one comes with a cherry on top in a special glass.

They come in all kinds of flavors they're like ice cream.

>>66236108
Iced Cream?

I like Europe history, architecture, and different cultures in such a small space but the benefits here to the negatives (of course there are) are much better for me.

>>66235104

>no popcorn
>no attics
>no lockers in secondary school

Do you just carry all your shit in a schoolbag? Seems heavy and inconvenient.

No popcorn must be a lie

No attic? Where do you keep old household shit?

>>66236122
We just "ice" cream here.

>>66236122
How do you not know what a milkshake is.

b8

>>66236144
>Do you just carry all your shit in a schoolbag? Seems heavy and inconvenient.

there are hooks at the front of the class for you to hang your bags up on.

>No popcorn must be a lie
no food allowed at cinema. eating in publci is a bit uncouth. too much noise.

>old household shit
living room or shed

probably the varying climates. seems cool to be able to go on a sun holiday without leaving your own country and having to deal with a language barrier/culture shock

>>66236191
>too much noise.
gtfo you are just trolling me.

>>66236240
no man, its too dirty because food gets on all the seats and its distracting if someone is wolfing down food that literally 'pops' in your mouth.

>>66235737
/k/ is unironically one of the most well informed boards when it comes to their specific topic, so definitely go ask them

>>66235552
>>66235598
Used to be tons of bowling alleys in Uk, tenpin bowling was huge there at one stage but lost ground to tv and mist alleys were gone by the 80s.

>>66236257
UK sounds like a stalinist shithole, fucking Russia sounds like it has more freedom than you.

>>66236290
maintaining decorum does mean that you sometimes get rid of convenient eating.

>>66236257

Wow what a shitty country.

>>66235382
manifest destiny>lebansraum

>>66235104
>houses with basements
I don't have one either. They're creepy anyways.

>>66235201
>freedom of speech
biggest cliché and in almost all cases irrelevant
>women that don't look like men
was? Did amerifats somehow became beautiful? Did i miss something?
>muscle cars
personal taste. But sure go for it, i find them ugly and useless.
>guns
you can have guns here anon. Just be serious about it and be prepared to spend some euros.
>forrests
only point where i agree with you. We have beautiful points of nature here too...but they doesnt compare with the national parks in the united states.
>deserts
Nice to look at. But 100% useless. I prefer to make a vacation there, but i am happy that we dont have any.

besides some landscapes i am not jealous of some amerifats. Quite happy here in europe.

>>66236310
They literally have a police division that searches the internet for politically incorrect speech while muslims rape 100's of little girls and nothing is done about because it would be deemed racist.

>>66236286
yeah now we just have traditional bowls.

most young people can only dream of the fast paced action of tenpin bowling.

unfortunately they spend all their money on ketamine and mephedrone, so there is no business sense in starting one up.

>>66236257
>mfw Turkey is more liveable than UK

lmao I'd never imagine saying this.

>>66236257
Do you live in a small town?

>>66236346
no I live in manchester

>>66236191

The shed is for tools and gardening stuff like lawnmowers

>>66235104
Money.

>>66236367
some people keep old stuff in the garage.

>>66236332
>Nice to look at. But 100% useless. I prefer to make a vacation there, but i am happy that we dont have any.
>dumbass kraut doesn't know that deserts are biodiversity hotspots.

>>66236335
yeah, its one of the quirks of modern life I suppose, just like the US has police using more cast off military hardware while arresting a bunch of nigs who just wanna smoke weed.

>>66236413
>muhh biodiversity
now tell me how this is areas arent 100% useless for the country.

>>66235104
Detached houses

>>66236481
It's a nice place to test nukes and dump radioactive waste.

>>66236486
post common toothpaste houses.

>>66236493
Thanks to some good people, we dont have nukes that we could test. Our nuclear waste is a problem. But we are quite careful with the environment, so we wouldnt just dumb them into a random desert.
Deserts are still useless.

>>66236563
>But we are quite careful with the environment,
I thought you guys fucked up your forests and end up with shitty parks.

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>>66236549
It's an endless nightmare of 1100 square feet terraced houses.

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>>66236481
American Southwest is the best area on Earth for large scale renewable energy. The desert ground is hard and rocky, so massive structures can be built on it unlike the soft sandy loose deserts of the middle east. The sun shines intensely 12+ hours a day, 320+ days a year so solar power can be generated better than anywhere else. The low humidity and constant warm weather reduces damage to electronic equipment meaning less resources wasted on repairs. And the flat open desert with no trees or hills means wind is constantly moving in simple directions, so wind turbines thrive in the desert.

t. SolarCity employee

>>66235104
Way less white people, no universdal healthcare and a shit standard of living. Oh wait lmao I don't want any of that

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>>66236686
b-brother

though actually those ones look nicer and comfier than british equivalents

>>66236626
yes we did. usually in the last thousand years or so.
but today you cant even place a new power pole, windturbine or street without pissing off about ten groups. From enviroment activists, locals, politics on different levels, universities and privat companies, all will try to stop it.
The whole nuclear waste thing is in the news for the last 40 years.
Our biggest hope was a salt mine. But it wasnt 100% sealed and ground water could contact the waste. This could mean some problems with our water in the far future so the goverment canceled this place.

>>66235104
>translucent pepsi

Also the fact you can get a rooty tooty point-n-shooty with little to no effort at all.

>>66236711
>solar
now we just have to find a better way to transport the solar energy to places were people live. transportation is huge problem even for big powerstations. Still spain tries that for they deserts. Even they struggle with that, and germany has much fewer sun hours over the year.
>windturbines
windturbines can be placed everywhere. and even if they have a lower efficiency in forests, people being able to live in such areas would make them superior in almost all cases (lower distance between consumer and producer).

Proper deep woodlands that you can spend weeks in, dramatic landscapes and a array of cool and dangerous wild life. I always felt cheated even as a child that Ireland had nothing like that.

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>really nice cuisine, wherever you go
>any kind of private houses (almost everybody lives in concrete boxes here, pic is realted)
>music industry (but I prefer UK musicians)
>tv and movie industry
>highways
>cars culture (I bet u have only clean cars, as EU citizens do. And that's kinda strange that we don't usually visit car washes)
>confidence in the future? idk
>science research, Elon Musk and NASA

>>66235624
SONIC>>>>>>>>>INFINITE POWERGAP>>>>>>Literally anything else

t. East Coaster

>>66235267
>tumble dryers
>>66235376

Wut ? they are not illegal in France, my parents and grand-parents have one

>>66235737
>>>/k/

The /komrades will help you now, my Mexican friend

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>>66237848
>confidence in the future? idk

>America
>confidence in the future
Top jej

>Many good cities around the country, not just one or two normal cities and other """cities"""
>Many climate zones. You can live in boreal north Dakota or in sunny California. All in one country.
>You can freely move within country, in Russia we have a thing called propiska. In two words: your must be registered in a city.
>Any type of property. You can get good flat, house, trailer, if you're poor, anything.
>Goods, fastfood, soda etc

>>66238545
well, we don't have it anyway

>>66238545
How does that literally effect you personally? Are they rob you?

>GUNS
all i want is a gun and first thing i do is going to the guberment and kill all ex-commie shitheads in it and then shoot at gypsies

>>66235367
Kek

>>66235177
Wendy's is low tier fast food garbage. Is german food that terrible to where Wendy's tastes good by comparison?

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houses with flat roofs that you can sit on with a cute girl and kiss at night
disused train bridges that you can go to after high school with your friends and smoke weed

>>66242124
Flat roofs?

>>66236481
Road tripping, nuke testing, solar energy, and Mexican (and in the case of Alaska Canadian) butthurt.

>>66235104
>bowling alleys
>popcorn at cinemas
>hotdogs
>houses with basements
>houses with attics
>houses with a separate room for dining
>varied landscapes
seriously?

cheap gas
automobile industry
farming belts
ranches and cowboys
abundance of pokemon (jej)
Rocky mountains
Independence

>>66243156
The fast paced action of ten pin bowling was deemed too dangerous for the general public. There are some specialist bowling alleys but you need to have a licence to practice it.

All the empty bowling alleys were knocked down and replaced with endless miles of bowling greens. Kids these days have to make to with a game of bowls to satisfy their desire for bowling objects, they can only dream of the high octane sport of ten pin bowling

>>66235104
Guns
Guns
Guns
Musclecars
Pick up trucks
Freeeeeeeeeeeedom

>>66243591
>The fast paced action of ten pin bowling was deemed too dangerous for the general public. There are some specialist bowling alleys but you need to have a licence to practice it.
Flag checks out.

>>66235605
>shoot guns in the middle of the desert
That's suicidal mate.
>>66235737
Just get your military service completed, ask to join to a hunt club or a shooting range (several in the north, but there's also in Central México), and buy yourself a gun at SEDENA headquarters.
The selection is limited and there's a limit on how many guns you can own. But if you really want to be a gun nut, you can buy yourself a farm and shoot as many rounds as you want, not a single law is broken if you fire your weapons in your own property, no matter what kind or how many weapons you have there.

>>66236382
this, and powerful military that protects our country from it's enemies

I fail to see anything id be envious of americans for. nothing really stands out, is that bad?

>>66243591
>There are some specialist bowling alleys but you need to have a licence to practice it.
If I were you I'd be a little upset about the pin detector vans harassing everybody.

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>>66235104
pic related
I would kill to have it here

>>66235450
Based as fuck

>>66235104
>>houses with basements
>>houses with attics
Those exist without?

I'm not really jelous of anything,
im pretty comfy here

The thing I admire most from the USA is when people write letters to their senators, or deputies, to complain about shit, and they get read.
I dont know how that works, but with our electoral system it is impossible.

>>66246491
>they get read
... by lackeys, but if enough people write to support/oppose something the senator/rep would likely take that into consideration before voting.

>>66236144
In america most schools don't use lockers cause each classroom has a copy of the textbook for each student so they only need to bring a pencil and paper to class

Honestly most of my backpack was filled with my speaker to listen to music at lunch or other stuff for after class

>>66245801
They have the best ice

>>66235104
>bowling alleys
>popcorn at cinemas
>hotdogs
>houses with basements
>houses with attics
>houses with a separate room for dining
The fuck are you about? all that is all around in Europe.

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Tabletop games and FLGS

The way those streets are designed with flat green lines near the sidewalk, I used to associate that with 1st world. Now we are getting those

>>66248065
Chicago's Boulevards are pretty nice, tbqhwy

>>66235104
GUNS AND FREEDOM

>>66247894

Asta!