EU please adopt this shithole and make it great

If only Boris Yeltsin was still around, he'd know what to do

>>66233943
why is russia a shithole?

>>66234190
Too big to be fine.
I'm sure you know how it works: 1-2 decent cities with relatively high living standards, and the rest of the country is utter shit.

>>66234190
>>66234845
Russia is like a real version of the hunger games.

>>66233943
Well since were about to have WW3 and NATO will obviously win, whatever puppet they install will likely join EU.

>>66235330
Not really. Unlike in Sweden I can walk safely everywhere in my city.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy28W4cfS4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IDBxPLp3i0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rRXr6kh3ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQlS_bavDmw

>>66238135
What are Russian NEETS given?

>>66233943
No

>>66233943
How can a shithole make a shithole great?

>>66233961
Yelstin was a useless drunk.

Putin >>>>>>Yelstin.

>>66238135
Moscow traffic is more dangerous than any ISIS ghetto in Malmö, and those niggas radical

>>66240214
Nothing, we are not commie any more.

>mfw the west is way more commie nowadays than Russia

>>66240257
You're not even EU.

>>66233943
THIS desu but fuck nato and also don't to be a cuck. I would like nice EU roads and all that

>>66240367
Oil Prices>>>>>>>Putin >>>>>>Yelstin.

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>Trump gets elected
>dissolves NATO
>Europeans shit in their pants and create an European army
>Also improve relations with Russia to increase saefty
>Without American intervention, EU-Russian relations slowly improve
>Time for biggest Empire the world has ever seen

>the EU and Russia will never team up to kick the Turks out of Anatolia
Why even live?

>>66240367
IF ONLY WE HAD A THIRD OPTION
Like in the US elections...

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>>66233943
You have to assassinate Bad Vlad first

>>66240850
wont happen sadly.

Hillary's going to win and EU-Russo relations take a nosedive since she'll force NATO to be even more aggressive.

>>66240850
3/10 fan fiction it had some sincerity but the setting is just nonsensical and at worst stupid

>>66241668
>>66241673
a man can dream

>>66241586
>not voting for Gary "What's a leppo?" Johnson

>>66233943
I honestly believe that your country is beyond redemption. It would take hundred of years to destroy all those commieblock and have people live in something decent.

>>66233943
Even the EU doesn't have enough resources to fix Russia.