You are awoken in the middle of the night by a loud bang and

Die

Blame the jews

briefly wonder what in my town was worth dropping a nuke on

Smile and go back to sleep.

>>66231422
>bright flash and loud bang

ftfy

>>66231452
fpbp

>>66231563
good fix

>>66231422
Blame Trump

scream, "I knew I shouldn't have voted for Drumpf!!!"

>>66231422
nothing because you would probably turn into grease if lucky or unlucky go blind only to be slammed into concrete and wood at hundreds of miles per hour.

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shitpost about it on 4chan with whoever is still alive

Wonder what was the point of any of this? Why did I try anything these past decades, if it would all end up like this? With the push of a button, a flash and a second of thought. Really makes you think if anything truly matters in the end

The shockwaves travel at the speed of sound. If you hear a loud bang and you're close enough, chances are the blast wave already destroyed your house.

>>66231422
Grab my leather and spikes gear, it's time for some post apoc fun

>>66231534
This
Why the fuck would anyone waste a nuke on this place?

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>>66231422
"Fucking belizeans"
*Dies*

>>66231422
Well atleast whole world is dead with me

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I'll do pic related and then run (or not)

Go back to sleep

>>66231422
They missed their target by quite a margin, dumbasses

>>66231422
I'm pretty sure Oahu is small enough that anywhere that gets hit will kill us all. I'd have to assume they hit another Island(but why bother?) or Hawaii just fucking blew up.

Duck and cover

>>66231422
No joke actually had a nightmare once where this happened.

>>66232511
>die and the whole world dies with you
>live and you live forever alone

Stop drop and roll

do the dinosaur

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>>66231815
>Really makes you think if anything truly matters in the end

>>66231422
I knew this would happen, it was only a matter of time before meth found its way into the Matimes and someone blew up their lab.

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Think that if ryssä really have nuked oulu of all places then they must have nuked pretty much every square centimeter of the rest of the planet.

Secondly I wouldn't be at all surprised that ryssä were the ones who doomed the entire human race to extinction, after all they're just orcs pretending to be human.

>>66231422
>open the window
>yell in the general direction of the explosion to shut the fuck up, I have work tomorrow
>close the window
>go back to sleep

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>live near Ramstein AB
Honestly I would just die. Unless I'm in France or whatever for the weekend, I would be obliterated. Good thing I'll be in small town America for a month soon so hopefully it gets nuked when I'm not there.