Risk Thread UK

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>>66220294
OP will play too as Cornwallians
>Yellow
>Cornwall

See pic for previous style of game

>CWCVille
>Yellow
>Norfolk

>>66220448
My bad, Orange.

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>>66220392
>>66220448

Waiting for 2 more players

>>66220294
>Empire of the Picts
>Blue
>Orkney

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>>66220392
>>66220448
>>66221007

Waiting for 1 more player

>>66221154
Donegal
Green
#GAEL'D

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MUPDATE 1

new players may still join!

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>>66221651
Cornwallians expand towards the Isle of White

>>66221651
Split the new Territories between Lincolnshire and London half and half, spill into Suffolk.

>>66221651
The emperor declares the western islands are pictsh too

>>66221742
>>66221801
>>66221870
Waiting on "#GAEL'D"

>>66221945
Sorry lad, making toast
Expand into connacht

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MUPDATE 2

new players may still join!

>>66222080
Expand into Sussex/Kent, attack Cornwall if touching it.

>>66222080
Cornwallians go for Kent then head for Cardiff

>>66222080
Finish ulster
>>66221870
Pict-Gael NAP?

>>66222080
push for the rest of the western coast
>>66222171
no, fuck irish, if touch one attack

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MUPDATE 3

new players may still join!

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>>66222262
You're fucking dead boyo
>>66222333
Attack Picts

>>66222333
Cornwallians flee to Ireland via Wales

>>66222333
Continue west into the Mid-Country

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>>66222394
BRITS GIT OUT TAE FUCK

>>66222370
bring your best beer, i will need something to loot
>>66222333
ireland is pictish too, attack gael

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MUPDATE 4

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>>66222592
Cornwallians annex southern Ireland.

For the glory of the Peninsular!

>>66222592
Attack Cornwall; split gains between Wales and Cornwall proper.

>>66222592
Continue assault on Picts
>>66222640
Sassanach bastard

Going to the bathroom now, please wait for me in the next turn.

>>66222663
>>66222592
Defend glorious Pictland

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Will beat every last on of ye's up and down the street

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>>66222663
>>66222693
Note you both rolled 3 so only the difference between your bonuses (3 to GAEL'D occured)

>>66222692
No worries


MUPDATE 5

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>>66222827
Back. Finish off Cornwall and fill in the rest of Wales.

>>66222827
Fight to liberate Cornwall!

>>66222827
Propose temporary alliance to deal with the ever-growing Anglo menace
Continue war with picts

>>66222863
>>66222892
So in case the rules weren't clear in this case my roll is ignored as 3>2

>>66222827
>>66222772
Recover Glorious westcoast

>>66222892
conrwall-pictish alliance against the gael-cwc menace?

>>66222912
Temporary alliance accepted.

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MUPDATE 6

>>66222912
Accept alliance

>>66223081
Cornwallians claim empty land in Irealnd then set forth on a crusade to liberate their Cornish homeland

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>UK
>mfw
claiming pink on the eastern anglo scottish border

>>66223081
Attack Cornwall on both ends for up to 15 territories, use the rest to expand North through Britatin.

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>>66223081
Good stuff
Continue attack, inshallah
>>66223164
Join me brother

>>66223164
for >>66223081

>>66223164
>>66223201
You're in mate waiting for the Pictish Argie

>>66223081
>You're in mate waiting for the Pictish Argie
sorry, making mate
expell the irish from pictish mainland and cover our lowlands

I hate Argentinians so god damn much

>>66223364
i hate them too

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MUPDATE 7

new players can still join (you may begin your nation in already claimed territory)

>>66223422
is there protection for newcomers?

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how can brits even compete
>>66223422
attack pictish scum
requesting NAP with mcgregor

>>66223422
Cornwallians attempt to sue for peace and expand into Isle of man but attack orange if attacked

>>66223422
Use the bonus on the Isle of Man and any territory in between me and Pink (do NOT attack Pink), use the rest of the Gains to advance on Cornwall.

>>66223422
>>66223472
nevermind, paint the rest of the highlands and kill the amerifat

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>>66223422
Attack they must not set foot on the Emerald Isle
>>66223472
Accepted deartháir

>>66223460
Well they can't be attacked before they are put into the mupdate but after that no protection

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think he's a bit peeved?

>>66223595
Was this supposed to be for here?
And aye he's wasting his own time lad, i miss Swooce

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MUPDATE 8

>>66223695
Attack anglo scum, protect cornwall allies
Pat, take care of the Picts for us will ye?

>>66223695
Finish off Cornwall, attack Pink.

>>66223695
Cornwallians fight orange for survival!

>>66223595
btw I made this as a resource for this game of risk

https://www.scirra.com/arcade/strategy-games/4chan-british-isles-hex-risk-2-11788

>>66223685
yeah cos no ones in eire atm
sick of that fuck yesterday he was bugging me about some perfectly normal date venue that i told my friends about and accused me of being a total spaz
i feel like an american called him a dumb cunt or something and now he's perpetually butthurt
>>66223695
spread south
kill the orange bastards

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>>66223761
>british isles

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>>66223695
where the fuck is this dude when you need him?
recover the highlands and pee one irish graves

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>>66223765
Aren't you gonna defend against the Picts aggression?
>mfw this captcha

>>66223867
nah you take the sc*ts and ill take the saxon
then we fight to the death

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REALLY fucking hate this Argie lads
The Falklands were not enough
>>66223911
We need cornwall alive to defeat the anglo
Cornwall are our celtic bros after all

>>66223973
the falkands are true pictish lands

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MUPDATE 9

RIP Cornwall edition

>>66224009
Finish off Pink, Spread into Blue.

>>66224009
alright kill pict scum

>>66224009
the emerald island looks better on blue

>>66224009
Defend pink however possible

>>66224044
i guess st andrew manifested istefl in that dub

>>66224111
oh fuck, the trips should have gone in the next roll, stupid saint

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MUPDATE 10

>>66224185
kill the picts
spread into ireland ASAP

>>66224185
In descending order of priority:
>Defend all attacks
>Finish off Pink
>Reclaim Isle of Man
>Spill into Scotland

>>66224185
finish the irish scum and replace every beer pub in dublin with wishkey distilleries

>>66224185
Attack picts, retake the north
Tiocfaidh ár lá

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MUPDATE 11

>>66224462
Finish off Green and attack Scotland. Defend all attacks. Uniting this Kingdom with no survivors.

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>tfw /éire/ lost

>>66224462
Defend

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>>66224522
TIOCFAIDH ÁR LÁ

>>66224522
Well, shit. You're a big guy now.

>>66224462
>>66224501
reclaim our highlands and push south

>>66224522
BOOM dubs
Use any extra points to fuck picts up

>>66224522
fuck you dwraf

>>66224560
I MEAN ORANGE
so his attack is ignored

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MUPDATE 12

sorry for delay

>>66224743
Defend all attacks, push into Scotland.

>>66224743
Reclaim Éire
An Ireland divided shall never be at peace

>>66224743
defend all attacks

>>66224819
i guess you were not that shitty. i propose to gift you connchat in exchange for a NAP untill the anglos are gone

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alri

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MUPDATE 13

>>66224927
The whole Island or no deal
Éireann go brách
>>66225027
Attack picts if they refuse terms
Attack anglo via wales if Picts accept

>>66225027
Defend all attacks, continue offense into Scotland.

>>66225073
deal, emeral island shall be emerald. attack anglofucks with all strength

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>>66225073
in the end, we are all picts

>>66225027
Picts have accepted
Give me Ireland then proceed to invade wales

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MUPDATE 14

>>66225231
what the fuck is this
where is the united ireland

>>66225231
Wew lad what are the Picts still doing in MY island?
>>66225073
>>66225105

Anyway, keep moving into wales, towards cornwall if possible

>>66225231
I said "defend all attacks", and rolled higher than either attack, therefore I should still have all of Wales.

In any case, in descending order of priority:
>Defend ALL attacks
>Reclaim Wales (if not given back by the rules)
>Continue advance on Blue

>>66225231
can i have orkney at least and give ireland to mr dwraf?

>>66225261
For clarity I counted orange's order as invade scotland which Trumped Pict's roll 7>5.

You are free to make deals but the fact is orange had more than enough gains to take all of Scotland

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>>66225374
>orange's order

>>66225332
Defend all attacks is slightly dodgey you can't cancel out multiple people's attacks I negated blue's because you said you were invading him.

>>66225374
well then fullfill my promise and gift the rest of my territories to the greenfag. i will need a better saint for the next risk

>>66225405
Lost

>>66225428
I reject this
2 rolls are better than one

I propose a truce
>I get Britain and the minor islands
>Green gets Ireland

>>66225421
>you can't cancel out multiple people's attacks
I can't? Well shit....

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2=2 so difference in bonus taken

MUPDATE 15

>>66225465
I want OP to physically show me the United Ireland so i can die a happy man

My deal is still active w/ Green, to gift my parts of Ireland for his parts of Wales and to end the game.

If he rejects, in decreasing order of priority:
>Defend an attack
>Attack Green from all four borders, spreading gains equally.

>>66225580
I assume that's an acceptance? In any case I'm happy to abide by it.

>>66225580
If that is an acceptance or an invasion?

>>66225614
I accept
gg Sassanach scum
>>66225641
See above

>>66225669
GG. OP may make the final mupdate for our satisfaction/approval.

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GAME

1st Christian Weston Chandler 293Ts
2nd MootGregor 107Ts

GIF to follow hopefully

>>66225722
>>66225868
Sexy
Thanks for hosting OP you're a true gent
Go raibh maith agat, slán leat

>>66225722
new game?