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What's the secret to befriending the mysterious Finnish Female?

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I would like to improve my Charisma towards Finnish NPCs and was wondering how to best go about winning them over. Finns always seem very polite and bubbly, but I think I want more...

Are there certain dank memes a Finnish qt might be more impressed by? Are there more girly energy drinks I should keep stocked so they feel comfortable?

I might have a Finn Fetish :/
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Talk about your yurt.
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everyone has some kind of mental illness i'd stay away from them if i were you
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post finnish qts
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Sure vodka will do the trick
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>>66205008
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Is it true Finnish women possess more femininity than the oafish looking Swedes or the misshapen Norwegians?
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>>66205053
Too bad that they expect the others to drink too and I think murricans can't handle booze like >>66204957

But all means you can have all of them it's your burden after all
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>>66205107
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>>66205084

>Ywn a platoon of strong sons from your Finnish oxenfu

Seriously, her birth canal must be sick
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>>66205107
Yes
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>>66205008
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>>66205170

>Dat Swedish rage

Breathing exercises, Sven!!
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>>66205196
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>>66205107
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>>66205008
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Is it better to have a blubberfu in Finlandia as you can essentially heat a room for the cost of bulk snack food?
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>>66205267
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>>66205008
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>>66205267
we meet again, sister
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>>66205008
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>>66205267
>>66205324
>>66205504
>>66205528

I'm pretty certain there are Hindi sects that would worship these divine creatures as at least prophets or demi-gods.
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>>66205008
,
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>>66205084
>>66205267
Didn't know USP had a sister.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYJv81ZZ3UU
average finnish female, just go iceland
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>>66205008
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>>66205008
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>>66205917
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They're kinda cute, desu
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>>66206079
well she is clearly squinting her eyes
not that it would change things, we are still mongols
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>>66204719
With Finns, you never win.
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>>66205990
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>>66205990

Is Nicole Kidman a crypto-Finn?

I can't unknow this now
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What are some good lines to use in a sauna?
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>>66206157
I know it's meme and all, but the Finno-Ugrics are a non Indo-European people come from Siberia (Northern Asia). They are mostly caucasoid, but they're honestly more their own unique ethnic group.

Of course, 400 years of Swedish dicking has made some of you look Germanic.
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>>66204719
The best meme is to marry a swedish girl and move to sweden as a joke. Finnish girls love this meme
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>>66206157
MAKES HER CUTER
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>>66206326
Indo-europaens are a language group
Are you related to Pajeet? He's indo-eruopean too
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>>66205170
Is she American? I don't know what Pipsa is but sounds extremely funny. Is that her name? Hello, I am Pipsa.
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Isn't it illegal to wear filthy clothing in the hallowed saunas of Spürdôland?
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>>66206326
>he is related to persians
:D
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>>66206427
Yes yes it is.
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>>66205209
soldiers of odin!! ahahahaha. so fuckin stupid
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>>66206388
Don't be offended Pëkka. I'm not implying anything by it.

IE is a linguistic designation, but it also speaks to a common Aryan ethnic heritage.

Finns have their own unique Uralic ethnogenesis. Finns are not prototypically what we consider "Aryan", or "European", or "White", despite being Caucasoid and fair skinned and light haired/light eyed.

Again, there is nothing wrong with that.
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>>66206396
she's a famous Finnish blogger
http://varikaspipsa.blogspot.fi/
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>>66206427
Viina ain't free. Sara "Moroccan" Chafak is not my Miss Finland, she is an african and probably a swede as well. Pekka and Aino not Zimbabwe and Finland. Praise Ukko.
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>you will never have a cutie Finnish gf to chat with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAJTbMvCl38
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>>66206619

Finnish feetsies reflect a breadth of biodiversity that is rare for such a small population. Some look more Asian (flatter arches, shorter toes). Some look more European (penis toes), and still others are the globalized mongrel feet you see all over America
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>>66206665
oh wow. ok. easy to remember. varicose pipsa. is pipsa her first name?
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>>66205008
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Has anyone dated a Finnish girl? How did you seduce her? What was the chase like?
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Finfeets with clearly way too much Teutonic blood in them.
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